Cliffhanger Hill Climb Mini Rally (Rapa Rumble) 15 March 2008

[Lissa]

Cliff Hanger Hill Climb Mini Rally (Rapa Rumble) Saturday 15th March 2008

The Cliff Hanger Hill Climb Mini Rally will be held on Saturday 15th March 2008. This Mini Rally is run in conjunction with the Hill Climb Event. The picturesque rally site is Te Kopi Road, Gladstone (only 500m from the bottom of the hill climb).

There will be Music, Food and Alcoholic Beverages available on site at reasonable prices. Please NO BYO Alcohol.:Punk:

Bring your togs, bikinis, speedos, g-strings or whatever tickles your fancy as there is a river with a good swimming hole and diving board on site. Music will be provided by the JNX Band (rock) will be playing on Saturday night.

Campsites are available for tents, and spaces for buses, caravans etc. Portaloos will also be on site.

Read here (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=61955) for more details about the Hill Climb event.

Prize giving for the hill climb will be held there Sunday Night.

Entry per person is $15.

For people who are want to stay for more than just Saturday night there are many good motels/hotels you could book into... pm me for a list. PLEASE NOTE... the site owner is also allowing people to stay on his property the Sunday Night if they wish as well, esp if you need to stay the extra night.

There are also lots of good roads to ride in the Wairarapa, and you can visit places such as the Flying Fish (Toppys) in Martinborough, Castlepoint or even over the Rimutakas to the infamous Wgtn Region... if anyone is interested in organising one for out of towners nows your chance!!



If you are thinking of going to the rally please add your name to the calendar (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/calendar.php?do=getinfo&e=1504&day=2008-3-15) so we can have some idea of numbers.Early registration is requested to enable catering quantity to be calculated.

If you think you can help out during the Hill Climb Event please pm Deano.

Visit http://www.cliffhanger.org.nz for more information about the Hill Climb Road Race event (an awesome new and improved site is up and running).

Any questions, queries or you just want to bug me just pm me. Anyone from out of town and not sure where to go I can provide you with maps, also information about the Wairarapa (there should be one on cliffhanger.org.nz), and maybe get some rides going on as well.

Cheers.... and will see you in March!! :)

[chanceyy]

wooo hoooo will be there with bells on .. even took a few days off work to recover :lol:

[Trudes]

Anyone from out of town and not sure where to go I can provide you with maps, also information about the Wairarapa

Are there any good brothels in the Wairarapa?

[Lissa]

wooo hoooo will be there with bells on .. even took a few days off work to recover :lol:
Awesome!!!! :) Sorry it took so long for the thread, had to wait for meetings and people to finish certain websites and stuff, but got there in the end! Should be a good night, let me know if you need anything.

[Lissa]

Are there any good brothels in the Wairarapa?Heehee like you dont know Trudes!!! :msn-wink:

[Trudes]

Heehee like you dont know Trudes!!! :msn-wink:

LOL, just thought you might know of the "good" places.


Sounds like it'll be a good night chic, will be there, wouldn't miss it!! Let me know if there's anything I can help with, ok.

[jrandom]

Heehee like you dont know Trudes!!! :msn-wink:

I demand background information on this fascinating exchange.

[Lissa]

LOL, just thought you might know of the "good" places.


Sounds like it'll be a good night chic, will be there, wouldn't miss it!! Let me know if there's anything I can help with, ok.

Well you can buy my drinks.. that would be a great help!!!!! :2thumbsup

[Trudes]

I demand background information on this fascinating exchange.

Well...... as much as I have been inducted as a "honorary Rapa slappa", I am purely a weekend 'rapa chic' and leave the employment in the region to the others!:jerry:

[Trudes]

Well you can buy my drinks.. that would be a great help!!!!! :2thumbsup

That shouldn't be too bad........ I've seen you on the drinkies, couple of wines and it's all over!! :shutup:

[jrandom]

I've seen you on the drinkies, couple of wines and it's all over!!

She does get rather wobbly, doesn't she?

:corn:

[chanceyy]

now there will be plenty of top shelf there lissa ??

[Lissa]

She does get rather wobbly, doesn't she?

:corn:NEVER!!!!! I cant remember anything of the sort!! :cool:

[robertydog]

What will the weather be like?

[chanceyy]

What will the weather be like?

it will be perfect .. esp when ya looking at it through ya alcoholic haze :laugh:

[robertydog]

it will be perfect .. esp when ya looking at it through ya alcoholic haze :laugh:

What was i thinking. Of course your right. Again:beer:

[Lissa]

What will the weather be like?
The sun will rise in the east and set in the west, there will be a strong chance of temperature and a likelihood of atmospheric disturbance...

[janno]

I'm coming! Gunna be lotsa fun.

[skelstar]

This should be a great event *gets nudged in the ribs* its going to be GREAT! Wooooooo-ouch!

[flame]

Waaaahooooo! :niceone::apint::wacko: I'll be there making sure the I shout the oposition many many drinks:shifty:

[skelstar]

Waaaahooooo! :niceone::apint::wacko: I'll be there making sure the I shout the oposition many many drinks:shifty:
Thats me! (if you use your imagination...lots)....rock on!

[flame]

Thats me! (if you use your imagination...lots)....rock on!

Oh hell no, I would never inflict my devience on the rider of such a beast as yours......it's got rep to live up to ya know:second: I'd be stoked if it come home in a top spot this time too:first:

[skelstar]

Hmmm... not enough top spots I think, esp if theres any 749R's or MV's that turn up :shit:

[flame]

Hmmm... not enough top spots I think, esp if theres any 749R's or MV's that turn up :shit:
pfffffft.....you'll whip that MV, some chick managed it last time :)

[Lissa]

Waaaahooooo! :niceone::apint::wacko: I'll be there making sure the I shout the oposition many many drinks:shifty:
Before the racing aye Viki! ;)

Should be a great weekend, racing, drinking, food, band, swimming and riding what more do you want.!!!!! :niceone:

[robertydog]

Should be a great weekend, racing, drinking, food, band, swimming and riding what more do you want.!!!!! :niceone:

Well......

[Lissa]

Well.........the weather will be primo, its held in the Wairarapa after all!!!

And if its too bad there is this pub in Carterton you might enjoy!!

[koba]

Should be there.
Will try and get some mates along, if I'm lucky both may come.:laugh:

[wilber]

I went up the hillclimb road today bottom half has been resealed with stones and on ever corner its ruff as guts melted tar making big bare patches.

[skelstar]

I went up the hillclimb road today bottom half has been resealed with stones and on ever corner its ruff as guts melted tar making big bare patches.

Hmm...has been in a similar condition for nearly 12 months. Sure thats its new? ...cause its been shit for ages.

[Lissa]

bump......

[chanceyy]

got recovery time booked off .. wooo hoooo is it march yet :wari:

[Trudes]

bump......

God, I love it when you do that!!!:msn-wink:

[Lissa]

God, I love it when you do that!!!:msn-wink: Ohhh :shit:

Got a cliffhanger meeting tonight, would like to go along and report that a whole shit load of you guys are coming to the rally. Its not that far away now guys/gals.

[chanceyy]

Ohhh :shit:

Got a cliffhanger meeting tonight, would like to go along and report that a whole shit load of you guys are coming to the rally. Its not that far away now guys/gals.

now now lissa this is bikers we are talking about ... can never make up their mind til a week prior .. but you know its gonna be well attended .. :lol: after all you & mrs KD will be there .. who can resist :nya:

[Deano]

Entrey forms are available on the Cliff Hanger Website www.cliffhanger.org.nz - go to the rally page to download one.

[Lissa]

Someone asked me last night (as I was trying to plug the Rapa Rumble on the Wednesday Night Ride) if you had to enter the actual Cliffhanger to attend the Rally, and the answer is no, so I expect to see a whole lot you KBers there!! :scooter:

[skelstar]

The Rally Page (http://www.cliffhanger.org.nz/hillclimb/rallypage.htm) ... might have to make it a bit more obvious next time I clean the site up.

[Lissa]

bumpity bump bump bum bum

I am doing this for your own good guys, so you that you have enough time (as Chanceyy had foresight to do) and get time off your work comments/whatever and get your arse over to the Wairarapa to either race in the cliff hanger or to just come to the rally and get pissed!

I just want to point out I am absolutely disappointed in the likes of too many of you to name personally but you know who you are..... get your name on the calender, please, I might bring cake. <_<

Sorry for the grumpiness.. but its friggin about 35 degrees over here, and my office doesnt have air conditioning.
:no:

That is all

Melissa

[Str8 Jacket]

Sorry for the grumpiness.. but its friggin about 35 degrees over here, and my office doesnt have air conditioning.
:no:



JTFC chick, HTFU!!! :bleh:

I'll be there, I hope that there will be heaps of alcamahol?!!!

[sels1]

now now lissa this is bikers we are talking about ... can never make up their mind til a week prior ..

you mean the day proir.....lol:

Organising KB events....its like herding cats!

[Drew]

Send a text out on the day it's happening, it's all we ever do for a party and we never have enough chairs for all the bums.


I feel popular by removing all but two chairs from the property:done:

[chanceyy]

bumpity bump bump bum bum

I am doing this for your own good guys, so you that you have enough time (as Chanceyy had foresight to do) and get time off your work comments/whatever and get your arse over to the Wairarapa to either race in the cliff hanger or to just come to the rally and get pissed!

I just want to point out I am absolutely disappointed in the likes of too many of you to name personally but you know who you are..... get your name on the calender, please, I might bring cake. <_<

Sorry for the grumpiness.. but its friggin about 35 degrees over here, and my office doesnt have air conditioning.
:no:

That is all

Melissa

its only cause I am so damn old I need the recovery time :laugh: ..

I might be persuaded to bring choccy cake ( thats a guarantee for Robertydog to sniff out this thread.. mouse might be a goer ... & meanie ......) ohh hell .. anyone who wants the infamous choccy cake best you get ya blardy ass to carterton & put ya names on the calendar .. :killingme


JTFC chick, HTFU!!! :bleh:

I'll be there, I hope that there will be heaps of alcamahol?!!!

thats a silly question Hels .. there will be TONS... I have put in for that said recovery time


you mean the day proir.....lol:

Organising KB events....its like herding cats!

shhhhhh Sels I was trying to make lissa feel better not stress her out even more :spanking:


Send a text out on the day it's happening, it's all we ever do for a party and we never have enough chairs for all the bums.


I feel popular by removing all but two chairs from the property:done:

text party .. now there is a plan ..:banana: used to partying by ya self there Drew ??

[Str8 Jacket]

thats a silly question Hels .. there will be TONS... I have put in for that said recovery time


Hmmm, that kinda tells me that you may drink it all..... Tell ya what chick, you bake me a whole cake and I wont beat ya up for the booze! :D

[robertydog]

Did someone say choccy cake?

[Str8 Jacket]

Did someone say choccy cake?


NO!

x10

[chanceyy]

Hmmm, that kinda tells me that you may drink it all..... Tell ya what chick, you bake me a whole cake and I wont beat ya up for the booze! :D

hmmm well I know a few ppl who owe me woodies .. :whistle: ..

might be celebrating round that time as well :innocent:

& tell ya wot babes you might have to fight robertydog for it .. may need a few bikes to get it them there though ..doubt two would fit on betsy :laugh: :nya:

[chanceyy]

Did someone say choccy cake?

geezzz rob that has to be a record even for you to sniff out choccy cake ... dunna bother offering to come pick some up cause you would never make it to the rumble :lol:

[chanceyy]

here is link (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/calendar.php?do=getinfo&e=1504&day=2008-3-15&c=7) to calendar .. its under race events rather than on road ...

[koba]

I'm looking foward to this...
Especially if there is gunna be choccy cake...

[chanceyy]

I'm looking foward to this...
Especially if there is gunna be choccy cake...

:clap: :msn-wink::Punk:

:whistle: glad i took the fri off to bake :lol:

[Lissa]

We really shouldnt have to bribe people with the baking of cakes and other sweet goodies, it should be enough that us loverly ladies will be in attendance, and then theres hels of course. (Sorry hels didnt think you would like to be called a lady). But if you must, I really like banana choc chip chanceyy ;)

Sounds like I might have to order more alcohol in if Hels is coming, and a couple of chairs for Drew and Nigel.

I think kbers for some reason like to see what the weather is going to be like before committing themselves to such events.... in the words of some rude, uncouth people (not me) on KB I say 'HTFU'. :2thumbsup

[Str8 Jacket]

I think kbers for some reason like to see what the weather is going to be like before committing themselves to such events.... in the words of some rude, uncouth people (not me) on KB I say 'HTFU'. :2thumbsup

If there's alcohol then i'll be there not matter what.... Anyway the rain is fun! :yes:

Edit: Even if you called me a lady no one would know who you were talking about!!

[Kinje]

I'll be there Mel. And I'll be riding a bit further than just down the road. Guna have to come all the way from Wellington woohoo. Haha, move to Welly and spend my weekends riding back to Masterton

[Drew]

We really shouldnt have to bribe people with the baking of cakes and other sweet goodies,

Shut up woman, you'll ruin a good thing!!!

[skelstar]

Haha, move to Welly and spend my weekends riding back to Masterton
Argh... we've lost another one to the enemy :no:


heh heh

[chanceyy]

We really shouldnt have to bribe people with the baking of cakes and other sweet goodies, it should be enough that us loverly ladies will be in attendance, and then theres hels of course. (Sorry hels didnt think you would like to be called a lady). But if you must, I really like banana choc chip chanceyy ;)

Sounds like I might have to order more alcohol in if Hels is coming, and a couple of chairs for Drew and Nigel.

I think kbers for some reason like to see what the weather is going to be like before committing themselves to such events.... in the words of some rude, uncouth people (not me) on KB I say 'HTFU'. :2thumbsup

laffing I know I dunna have to hon .. but it will be a sure thing for a few to turn up .. :lol:

lots of alcohol & weather will still be settled around then so it will be a ripper ..

my specialty is choccy cake sorry babes .. I think col makes a mean banana cake ..

[Lissa]

Thump!!!!!

You going to be sizzling sausages at this hels?

[Trudes]

Thump!!!!!

You going to be sizzling sausages at this hels?

Abusing maybe....

[Lissa]

Abusing maybe....
thats just wrong.... she did seem to have a thing for the small ones. :mellow:

[koba]

thats just wrong.... she did seem to have a thing for the small ones. :mellow:

:crybaby:

tenchars

[Trudes]

:crybaby:

tenchars

Don't worry sweety, you know women are always interested in something they don't already have! ;)

[Lissa]

Bring some beer Trudes and your togs! :beer:

[Str8 Jacket]

Bring some beer Trudes and your togs! :beer:

What about me? Can I?.....

[Trudes]

Bring some beer Trudes and your togs! :beer:

Togs? Togs? WTF, Togs!!! lol, Shorts and a T-shirt baby, don't think these biker types would be able to handle the sight of my beautiful body in togs!!!:lol: Beer.... now you're talking doll!!:2thumbsup

[Lissa]

What about me? Can I?.....
Wouldnt be any fun without you hels!!!



Togs? Togs? WTF, Togs!!! lol, Shorts and a T-shirt baby, don't think these biker types would be able to handle the sight of my beautiful body in togs!!! Beer.... now you're talking doll!!Yep beer, if we have to do a bbq again at least it will help pass the time. Watch out coffeeman!! :rolleyes:

[Number One]

Monsters Inc is looking to get the lil monster packed off to a family member for the night so we can both attend :clap:

Sounds good fun and Sully is interested in the hill climb :scooter: Have chucked my hat in the ring for assistance on the day so feel free to set me to work. :dodge:

...BUT I don't bake though so you can forget that already!

[skelstar]

Looks like its going to be a mint night :niceone: ... might have to be designated driver since I'm racing the next day anyway.

[Deano]

Looks like its going to be a mint night :niceone: ... might have to be designated driver since I'm racing the next day anyway.

Where you driving to bro ? It's only 500m up the road.

[skelstar]

Where you driving to bro ? It's only 500m up the road.
You think Lissa would be staying in a tent?!?!?!??!?!?!?!

[Str8 Jacket]

You think Lissa would be staying in a tent?!?!?!??!?!?!?!

Righto! Mel, im coming round with a pack of HTFU pills. You should prob take the lot.....

[Number One]

You think Lissa would be staying in a tent?!?!?!??!?!?!?!

:killingme

So she is just a halfrally gal then?

[Str8 Jacket]

Wouldnt be any fun without you hels!!!


Hey, I will *try* and bee on my best behaviour!

Do you need a hand with anything?.... Im happy to help with whatever!

Also, you got those promo boy's sorted yet? :cool:

[Lissa]

You think Lissa would be staying in a tent?!?!?!??!?!?!?!

heehee come on, I am quite capable of staying in a tent, as long as it has power, mirror, toilet and shower!!!

Maybe I might stay in a tent, will have to think on it... I only live about 5 minutes down the road. And I wont leave the rally early.. No Way! :rockon:


Hey, I will *try* and bee on my best behaviour!

Do you need a hand with anything?.... Im happy to help with whatever!

Also, you got those promo boy's sorted yet? :clap: Honestly I have no idea what I am going to be doing on the day, just hoping that Deano will have some ideas of where help is needed. There might be bbq duties again, and beer drinking.

[Number One]

There might be bbq duties again, and beer drinking.

I can cook MEAT good :cool:

AND I can drink BEER even better :2thumbsup

[Str8 Jacket]

heehee come on, I am quite capable of staying in a tent, as long as it has power, mirror, toilet and shower!!!

Maybe I might stay in a tent, will have to think on it... I only live about 5 minutes down the road. And I wont leave the rally early.. No Way! :rockon:

:clap: Honestly I have no idea what I am going to be doing on the day, just hoping that Deano will have some ideas of where help is needed. There might be bbq duties again, and beer drinking.

Yeah, you'll be right! If ya really *have* to then pop home early for a shower etc...

Well, I am available to be your bitch for the day. As long as I can drink beer I will be very happy!

[Lissa]

I can cook MEAT good :cool:

AND I can drink BEER even better :2thumbsup
Well, Hels is usually the chief cooker of the meat, but we could always use help with the beer drinking , selling bike porn and giving out the drinks. Oh and bring sunscreen and a hat.... cause you might regret it as I did at the sprints. :angry2: thats of course if there is going to be bbq there, if not we could always go down to the river and just drink piss all day, and maybe catch a few races!

[Lissa]

Yeah, you'll be right! If ya really *have* to then pop home early for a shower etc...

Well, I am available to be your bitch for the day. As long as I can drink beer I will be very happy!Its going to be awesome!! :niceone:

[Number One]

[QUOTE=Lissa;1424630]Well, Hels is usually the chief cooker of the meat[QUOTE]

:lol: Why does that not surprise me :-)

Happy to do whatever - I tend to become disruptive if left to my own devices is all - much better with a job to do :yes:

[Str8 Jacket]

:lol: Why does that not surprise me :-)

Happy to do whatever - I tend to become disruptive if left to my own devices is all - much better with a job to do :yes:

Hey you, meat is my specialty! :yes:



thats of course if there is going to be bbq there, if not we could always go down to the river and just drink piss all day, and maybe catch a few races!

Well that gets my vote.... Then we can also swim when it gets to hot! We need some hot promo guy's as well though!!!! Just dont tell Malcolm that I said that....

[Deano]

Jobs available:

1. Signing in entries
2. Marshals
3. BBQ bitches :dodge:
4. 1, possibly 2 drivers to ferry spectators up and down the road (Vans provided)
5. Being at Deano's beck and call, to satisfy his every whim. :devil2:

[Str8 Jacket]

5. Being at Deano's beck and call, to satisfy his every whim. :devil2:

Does Nicki know about this?....

Us BBQ Bitches may be able to spare someone....

[Number One]

Jobs available:

1. Signing in entries Could do
2. Marshals Not qualified
3. BBQ bitches :dodge: Bigger bitches than me around to cook meat
4. 1, possibly 2 drivers to ferry spectators up and down the road (Vans provided) Not sure they'd be too keen them spectators but could do
5. Being at Deano's beck and call, to satisfy his every whim. :devil2:Not sure I'm allowed to do this:lol: Honey?


:2thumbsup

Answers above in YELLOE



Does Nicki know about this?....

Us BBQ Bitches may be able to spare someone....

Harrumpfff - if you don't want me around your meat you could just say so :bye:

[Str8 Jacket]

Dont need to be qualified to be a marshal.... Hell they've let me out to marshal at Manfeild enough times! :yes:



Harrumpfff - if you don't want me around your meat you could just say so :bye:

Hey, it was the meats decision not mine....

[Number One]

Dont need to be qualified to be a marshal.... Hell they've let me out to marshal at Manfeild enough times! :yes:

Only interested in that job if I can carry my shooter (camera) and wear a fabulous flouro vest...:Punk:


Hey, it was the meats decision not mine....

It's cos I'm white isn't it?! I can be more pink....honest Anyway me and that particular pice of meat have never met...I feel so prematurely judged

[Blue Velvet]

1, possibly 2 drivers to ferry spectators up and down the road


Not sure they'd be too keen them spectators but could do

Your driving would be an added attraction, charge the lazy bastards for the thrill :lol: :sunny:

[Number One]

Your driving would be an added attraction, charge the lazy bastards for the thrill :lol: :sunny:

True dat! I have been told my driving is like being on a fun park ride. Always safe though - honest :whistle:

Just took one for the team and after a lengthy with grandma the Monsters Inc crew will be there:2thumbsup...minus lil monster of course! :cool:

[Lissa]

I will volunteer for Sausage Bitch/Beer drinking wench. :2thumbsup Might wear a label on the day so out of towners know who I am incase they need anything. Will make a label for Hel "Lissa's Bitch".

As for being at Deano's beck and call... well dreams are free matey!!!

[Str8 Jacket]

I will volunteer for Sausage Bitch/Beer drinking wench. :2thumbsup Might wear a label on the day so out of towners know who I am incase they need anything. Will make a label for Hel "Lissa's Bitch".



Can I wear it on my arse?

[Kendog]

Will make a label for Hel "Lissa's Bitch".

That I can't wait to see.

[Str8 Jacket]

That I can't wait to see.

As long as it's not pink I will wear it.....

[Kendog]

As long as it's not pink I will wear it.....

You are soooo not gonna love Trude's pink BOB shirt :eek5:

[Str8 Jacket]

You are soooo not gonna love Trude's pink BOB shirt :eek5:

Well I just wont look or talk to her the. Suits me fine!

BTW, what does BOB mean again? Bitches on Buckets or summat isnt it?

[Number One]

As long as it's not pink I will wear it.....on my pink bits

:woohoo::laugh:

10 chars

[Kendog]

Well I just wont look or talk to her the. Suits me fine!

BTW, what does BOB mean again? Bitches on Buckets or summat isnt it?

Often that is exactly what it means :whistle:

[Lissa]

That I can't wait to see.

Your getting one too!

[Str8 Jacket]

Often that is exactly what it means :whistle:

LMFAO!

You entering the Hill Climb or you gonna join our sausage fest?

[Number One]

:clap:
:gob: naughty boy :bash:

[Kendog]

Your getting one too!

This is what you need to make for us :stupid:


LMFAO!

You entering the Hill Climb or you gonna join our sausage fest?

Taking photos this time, I promise to get some pics of the stunning sausage gurls

[skelstar]

Good grief you girls talk a lot of shit (you too Nigel!)... if you removed the words 'bitch', 'beer' and 'sausage' your conversation would be about five words long!

I mean really!!! :weird:

[Str8 Jacket]

Good grief you girls talk a lot of shit (you too Nigel!)... if you removed the words 'bitch', 'beer' and 'sausage' your conversation would be about five words long!

I mean really!!! :weird:

Piss off weirdo grumpy bum!

[Kendog]

Good grief you girls talk a lot of shit (you too Nigel!)... if you removed the words 'bitch', 'beer' and 'sausage' your conversation would be about five words long!

I mean really!!! :weird:

It's just your typical KB thread really.

[Str8 Jacket]

Hey all , the Trackday has been cancelled so we SHOULD be getting loads and loads of people coming along. There are NO excuses now!

Better skellybum?

[skelstar]

Loads... the FROSTY TD?

[Str8 Jacket]

Loads... the FROSTY TD?

Well at 11.12am today he said it was canned....

[skelstar]

Thats a pity. Hope some folk come down for the hill climb/rally instead.

[Str8 Jacket]

Thats a pity. Hope some folk come down for the hill climb/rally instead.

Oh well, the Hill Climb will be a great consolation prize! :first:

[chanceyy]

Jobs available:

1. Signing in entries
2. Marshals
3. BBQ bitches :dodge:
4. 1, possibly 2 drivers to ferry spectators up and down the road (Vans provided)
5. Being at Deano's beck and call, to satisfy his every whim. :devil2:

Jobs 1-4 is doable .. :2thumbsup

as for job 5 hell no thats Nicki's job :nono: :girlfight:

[Lissa]

Good grief you girls talk a lot of shit (you too Nigel!)... if you removed the words 'bitch', 'beer' and 'sausage' your conversation would be about five words long!

I mean really!!! :weird:

Now if you want to post in my thread I will have to make you a t-shirt that says Lissas Bitch as well.... or you could just try and be funny. :eek:

Happy Valentines Day!!


Hey all , the Trackday has been cancelled so we SHOULD be getting loads and loads of people coming along. There are NO excuses now!

Better skellybum?Whoo Hoo.... I mean oh thats a pity!

Its not skellybum its Skellypoo when hes in a grump.

[Str8 Jacket]

Its not skellybum its Skellypoo when hes in a grump.

Hmm, what about Skellypoobum?....

[Drew]

I'm with skelstar on this one, the girly banter is too tempting to make rude inuendoes at. Cut out the jibber jabber you non y chromesome types!

[Str8 Jacket]

I'm with skelstar on this one, the girly banter is too tempting to make rude inuendoes at. Cut out the jibber jabber you non y chromesome types!

Go on, you know you want to! I thought that you were all about the outbursts?

[Number One]

I'm with skelstar on this one, the girly banter is too tempting to make rude inuendoes at. Cut out the jibber jabber you non y chromesome types!

You know what I really like about Mr. T?

He pities the fool.

You know why he pities the fool?

He ain't got no time for the jibba jabba!

If you think about it, who really does have time for a bunch of jibba jabba?

I think we should all cut back on the jibba jabba, then there would be a lot less fools to pity.

I'm just sayin'. :devil2:

Actually I am a fool and I liiiiive for the Jibba Jabba - do what you do do well I say :laugh:

[Trudes]

Oh FFS you lot, get back to work!! No wonder this country is the shit hole it is!:bleh:

[Lissa]

Oh FFS you lot, get back to work!! No wonder this country is the shit hole it is!:bleh:
Up ya bum Trudes!!! I am working pretty friggin hard.... now wheres the nail polish?

;)

[Trudes]

Up ya bum Turds!!! I am working pretty friggin hard.... now wheres the nail polish?

;)

Yeah I thought so....... you especially.
(Hey, I'm just trying to sound like Jim2)

[Str8 Jacket]

Oh FFS you lot, get back to work!! No wonder this country is the shit hole it is!:bleh:

I actually managed to get the team to get all the work available done yesterday. This morning I got everyone to clean up the office, there desks, the fridge etc and there is literally nothing to do. I am sooooo bored, there is only so much tetris one can play until your head explodes!

[Trudes]

Arrrh deligation, I too do it so well!!

[Str8 Jacket]

Arrrh deligation, I too do it so well!!

That's why I love being a Team leader, I get paid to do it!!'

Uh oh.... skellypoobum is lurking..... quick, duck for cover!

[Lissa]

That's why I love being a Team leader, I get paid to do it!!'

Uh oh.... skellypoobum is lurking..... quick, duck for cover!

RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Drew]

RUN towards my darling man for surprisingly gentle hugs and kisses given his masculine form. How these days are long without his embrace to pass the time:love:

Jebus girl, that's a bit soppy.

[Lissa]

Jebus girl, that's a bit soppy.
Well yea... cant help myself really. Funny how you can read between the non-existent lines there Drew! :niceone:

[Drew]

Well yea... cant help myself really. Funny how you can read between the non-existent lines there Drew! :niceone:

Wasn't sure if he could, so I filled in the blanks. Just another good deed from your local neighborhood spider man.

[Str8 Jacket]

Wasn't sure if he could, so I filled in the blanks. Just another good deed from your local neighborhood spider man.

Just cause you were your undies on the outside, it doesnt make you spiderman, OK?!

[skelstar]

Jebus girl, that's a bit soppy.
She does have trouble expressing herself in words.

[Drew]

Just cause you were your undies on the outside, it doesnt make you spiderman, OK?!

Undies...???

[Blue Velvet]

Did someone mention spiderman?

Check out my ball sak :sunny:

[Deano]

buuuummmmmpppppp

[Trudes]

Hey Deano, did you need someone to drive a van up and down for the morning?

[Deano]

Hey Deano, did you need someone to drive a van up and down for the morning?


Very possibly. If not, there might be something else for a keen person to do...will let ya know and thanks for the offer.

[Drew]

Yo bro, send an entry in for us two will ya. Been so fuckin busy I forgot.

[Deano]

Yo bro, send an entry in for us two will ya. Been so fuckin busy I forgot.

You want me to pay for it as well ?

I haven't got my entry in yet. This week should be ok.

[Deano]

Bump bump bump

[robertydog]

Well after doing two track days this weekend im thinking that i may turn up to the Rumble. May even have a go in the support class on saturday

[Drew]

Printing entries now:niceone:

[Deano]

Any body willing to assist the organisers with marshalling, sausage sizzling etc will get a free lunch on each day and free entry to the Rapa Rumble Rally.

We still need more people to help out. Any takers ?

[Str8 Jacket]

Any body willing to assist the organisers with marshalling, sausage sizzling etc will get a free lunch on each day and free entry to the Rapa Rumble Rally.

We still need more people to help out. Any takers ?

WOOT! Free entry to the Rally, cheers! :niceone:

[Number One]

Any body willing to assist the organisers with marshalling, sausage sizzling etc will get a free lunch on each day and free entry to the Rapa Rumble Rally.

We still need more people to help out. Any takers ?

Food and free entry....you had me at hello...but ok then :lol: I look forward to giving any and all spectators a fun ride up and back down the hill :banana:

[Lissa]

Sean is pretty gutted that he is going to miss this (racing) but he is already planning how to get to it anyway... I cant really see that happening. I might still be able to help out Deano, will let you know closer to the day.

[Ocean1]

Sean is pretty gutted that he is going to miss this (racing) but he is already planning how to get to it anyway... I cant really see that happening. I might still be able to help out Deano, will let you know closer to the day.

Two birds with one stone?

What's wireless net access like out there? Could spend the day split between sizzling snarlers and wandering around with a web camera...

[Str8 Jacket]

I reckon that we can let Mel have the weekend off to relax and have fun! The web cam idea is a good one, not so sure that he'd be interested in what's going on at the sausage fes.... oops I mean BBQ though :devil2:

[Lissa]

Two birds with one stone?

What's wireless net access like out there? Could spend the day split between sizzling snarlers and wandering around with a web camera...
Hmm not sure he is really going to be up to looking at a computer screen for a very long time unfortunately, but I could video some it to show him later on.

[Lissa]

the sausage fes.... oops I mean BBQ though :devil2:
Oh yea... the good old Sausage Fest!! :niceone:

[chanceyy]

Any body willing to assist the organisers with marshalling, sausage sizzling etc will get a free lunch on each day and free entry to the Rapa Rumble Rally.

We still need more people to help out. Any takers ?

waves .. yeah Deano I will help .. but may have to come over in the truck unless I can get betsy sorted before then .. but I will be there

[Sully60]

Kendog: think we should move this conversation to the Rapa Rumble thread (see my signature), rather than the hill climb thread. Skel will do his nanna when he sees this.



Okay Kendog I'm here I'm naked and I have my pillow, now where's the booze and some targets?

[Str8 Jacket]

Okay Kendog I'm here I'm naked and I have my pillow, now where's the booze and some targets?

:thud: .

[Deano]

Okay Kendog I'm here I'm naked and I have my pillow, now where's the booze and some targets?


:thud: .

WTF ? !!

This is a family show.

[Str8 Jacket]

WTF ? !!

This is a family show.

You better be telling Trudy then!

[Kendog]

Okay Kendog I'm here I'm naked and I have my pillow, now where's the booze and some targets?


You better be telling Trudy then!

I just whacked her with a pillow, she wasn't impressed :doh:

"Fuckin arse" were her exact words.

[Trudes]

AARRRRRRr, FFS, you just try to have a quiet Friday evening and you get abused, teased, nauseated and whacked with a fookin' pillow!! Geezus!!! You arseholes wait until next Saturday night, revenge is a funny old thing!:bash: Oh, and BTW, don't encourage my hubby to drink too much.... seriously, you will regret it!!:sick:

[Number One]

WTF?? I miss all the action.

First time I logged in today and what do I find but naked pillow fights being planned in my absence?! I'll bring the vaseline :yes:

[Deano]

WTF?? I miss all the action.

First time I logged in today and what do I find but naked pillow fights being planned in my absence?! I'll bring the vaseline :yes:

Bring the gasoline - sounds like we need a cleansing !!

Burn them !! (not the sausages)

[Number One]

Bring the gasoline - sounds like we need a cleansing !!

Burn them !! (not the sausages)

awww did they not invite you join the naked pillow fight?

[Str8 Jacket]

Burn them !! (not the sausages)

Dont worry I take pride in my sausage

[Number One]

Dont worry I take pride in my sausage

And she really does folks!!! :lol: tried to whip it out at the buckets and show me but I just said "That's not a sausage...THIS is a sausage" :chase:

[Fatjim]

Toys don't count. They don't have enough meat in them.

[Fatjim]

Taking photos this time, I promise to get some pics of the stunning sausage gurls


Hey, I might volenteer for head chef and bitch slapper for the day. Cause I sure as can't marshal. Nobody would take me serisously.

Now those kinda photo's will sell.

[Kendog]

Hey, I might volenteer for head chef and bitch slapper for the day. Cause I sure as can't marshal. Nobody would take me serisously.

Now those kinda photo's will sell.

Shit yeah, now were talking.

But, how short is your skirt going to be?

[Drew]

But, how short is your skirt going to be?

If I see anything of the sort, I swear:sick:

[Str8 Jacket]

Hey, I might volenteer for head chef and bitch slapper for the day. Cause I sure as can't marshal. Nobody would take me serisously.

Now those kinda photo's will sell.


I suppose that you can join my sausage crew.

[Fatjim]

If I see anything of the sort, I swear:sick:

Me thinketh thou protesteth too much.

[Trudes]

There was a guy who used to come into the butchery in Coromandel who used to wear shorts and sandals all year round, but short shorts, so short you could sometimes see his nuts as undies were obviously not part of his dressing practice. Anyway, the thought of FJ in a skirt just brought that ugly little repressed memory back... thanks you bastards.:(

[Colapop]

Does anyone else have a pitched tent?

[Lissa]

I suppose that you can join my sausage crew.
Oui I think you have to run that past the Sausage Committee, we shouldnt let just anyone near our sausages girrl! :D

[Fatjim]

Fair enough, I hear you lasses are picky


NOT

[Str8 Jacket]

Fair enough, I hear you lasses are picky


NOT

We are EEO employers mate. Prove you can handle a sausage and we might just let ya join our crew! ;)

[Fatjim]

Will bringing my 3 kids for you to mother be proof enough?

[Str8 Jacket]

Will bringing my 3 kids for you to mother be proof enough?

You're interview doesnt appear to be going so well......

[Drew]

You're interview doesnt appear to be going so well......
I think the interviewer needs to be more objective in this matter.


Wont somebody think of the children?!!!

[Lissa]

I will be at the Cliffhanger on Saturday. If anyone needs any information/help come find me..I will try and help you out as much as possible, and will head there early so I can find the place myself. (been a bit slack lately with this). I will probably be at the Sausage sizzle helping out Hels, or Trudes with the timing if she needs it.

Please make sure you pay at the rumble. :niceone: Should be a great night.

Not sure if fatjim will be there... he might have managed to get admitted into gynecology by then. :rolleyes:

Will try and take as much pictures for Sean as I can as well.... hopefully he wont be too disappointed in not being able to attend.

Good luck for everyone racing as well!

[Fatjim]

Not sure if fatjim will be there... he might have managed to get admitted into gynecology by then. :rolleyes:


I checked, and you got me all hot a bothered over nothing. The adjacent ward is General surgery, not gynecology.

And yes, there is one or two hot nurses in the wards.

[tri boy]

Going to have to bail out of this one.:bye:
Other commitments have me cornered. Have a awesome weekend people.:Punk:

[Colapop]

Yet again I am unable to attend what sounds like it's going to be an awesome weekend. :angry2: :angry2:

Enjoy yourselves.

[chanceyy]

Going to have to bail out of this one.:bye:
Other commitments have me cornered. Have a awesome weekend people.:Punk:


Yet again I am unable to attend what sounds like it's going to be an awesome weekend. :angry2: :angry2:

Enjoy yourselves.


Bugger :cry:



dunno if i will miss the :hug: fr col though :lol:

[scracha]

* * * BLAG ALERT * * *

Umm...I'm on the blag for a lift from somebody. Have arranged for the bike to go down separately.

* * * END BLAG ALERT * * *

[Str8 Jacket]

* * * BLAG ALERT * * *

Umm...I'm on the blag for a lift from somebody. Have arranged for the bike to go down separately.

* * * END BLAG ALERT * * *

So.... if your bike is here and you're not. Can I ride it?

[scracha]

So.... if your bike is here and you're not. Can I ride it?
No, but you can sniff the seat.


Will bringing my 3 kids for you to mother be proof enough?
That only proves their mum has experience in handling chipolatas.

[Deano]

* * * BLAG ALERT * * *

Umm...I'm on the blag for a lift from somebody. Have arranged for the bike to go down separately.

* * * END BLAG ALERT * * *

Choppa and Quasi are coming down. ??

[Str8 Jacket]

No, but you can sniff the seat.


Will it smell like sausgae!

[scracha]

Choppa and Quasi are coming down. ??
Choppa's taking the bike for me. Quasi is full up.



Will it smell like sausgae!
Haggis darlin.

[Fatjim]

No good Scratcha. The gals down here like sausage, and big ones at that.

[Lissa]

Calling people to help with the sausage sizzle. :D Seeing as Chief Bent Sausage Bitch Hels is now competing (whoohoo) we will need people to help out and maybe take turns turning the day. I really want to be out taking as many photos as possible for Skellybum to oogle.

[Str8 Jacket]

Calling people to help with the sausage sizzle. :D Seeing as Chief Bent Sausage Bitch Hels is now competing (whoohoo) we will need people to help out and maybe take turns turning the day. I really want to be out taking as many photos as possible for Skellybum to oogle.


COME ON people, this is an opportunity that you just dont want to miss!! Imagine what this will do for your C.V! You'll meet new people, have lots if fun AND get free entry into the Rally! Dont miss out on this, it will change your life!
:wari: :wari: :wari: :wari: :wari: :wari:

[chanceyy]

not sure wot jobs Deano has lined up for me .. apart from running ppl up & down the hill, & I think I might be relieving Trudie on the timing stuff when she needs a break .. but hey if I am free dunna mind doing a stint on the BBQ

[Deano]

Anyone keen to assist, just rock up to the caravan and ask for Dina. She'll be the red faced stressed out looking person. She will be very pleased to see you.

[Kendog]

What will the weather be like?

Sounds like the weather is going to be great.

[sels1]

So are there many people camping overnight?

(Yes I saw the calander but its not always updated)

[chanceyy]

So are there many people camping overnight?

(Yes I saw the calander but its not always updated)

yup quite a few of us Sels :D .. so you coming on over then ??

[Number One]

Us monsters might need to park up next to someone so we can 'share' some of your tent pegs! Lookin froward to a great weekend everyone - wahoo :beer:

[Str8 Jacket]

Us monsters might need to park up next to someone so we can 'share' some of your tent pegs! Lookin froward to a great weekend everyone - wahoo :beer:

Sweet, were bringing a couple of tents and can prob arrange that... :)

[Number One]

Sweet, were bringing a couple of tents and can prob arrange that... :)

CHeers

We got two bikes on the back here at Monsters HQ.

Stunter is a total crack up - what a beast! GO Hels!!!!

He I'll be taking SE/OB up the hill at some point too - Sully has offered to sacrifice one of his runs.

Ok time to go - see yal there :banana::banana::banana:

[Str8 Jacket]

Thanks heaps for getting the bike there for me guy's! :banana:

[blacksheep]

great weekend,good company,awesome hosts with a great evening feed and breakfast and fantastic camp spot with cool swimming hole.what more could you ask for.

[blacksheep]

thinking of getting some t-shirts made ï went to the 2008 hill climb rally and survived the band

[James Deuce]

Sounds like I need to get a band together for the next one? Maybe I can do that instead of racing.

Done then.

Rally organisers give me a yell.

[Trudes]

Sounds like I need to get a band together for the next one? Maybe I can do that instead of racing.

Done then.

Rally organisers give me a yell.

That sounds like a bloody good plan Jim, I've heard both and believe me, you guys sound great!!!!

[blacksheep]

Sounds like I need to get a band together for the next one? Maybe I can do that instead of racing.

Done then.

Rally organisers give me a yell.

there was alot of people that would of gladly paid them to stop playing the "music":crybaby::2guns::argh::ar15::brick: a bit of poetic justice that 2 members of the band snapped their key in car door and couldn't get tent out to sleep in so apparently slept on the porch:lol:

[sisterecho]

thinking of getting some t-shirts made ï went to the 2008 hill climb rally and survived the band

I'd buy one! They were painful to say the least. My only complaint of the whole weekend though. I had a blast.

[blacksheep]

get enough interest and we could sort something!

[Trudes]

I'll buy one!!!
It's very seldom that you would rather crank up the stereo in the work ute than listen to the live band play. But anyway, 5 points for turning up and playing I guess eh!

[chanceyy]

I would buy one too .. great to catch up with the familiar faces - and met some new ones .. thats wot you have to love about rallies :D

the rally site was an awesome venue .. great bar with dinner last nite & breaky this morning was a huge bonus ..

.. Kinger & Hazel awesome to see you guys again .. see you at Turangi queens birthday weekend :yes:

Sinful great to met you and Hedi as well ... glad you guys came on over .. hope you enjoyed yourselves

Sels & Gareth thanks for the help with the tent :niceone: certainly appreciated it today :D love the tandem snoring but at least we were in the relatively "quiet" corner :killingme

and I dunna wanna look at another sausage for a while now :lol:

[bistard]

Sounds like I need to get a band together for the next one? Maybe I can do that instead of racing.

Done then.

Rally organisers give me a yell.

Jim,to quote a famous movie line "The Band"[ long live the Blues Brothers]
Hey was a great day today,the weather threatened,but stayed away,great turn out,hats off to the organisers & I will be there with a bike next year

[Kendog]

That was a great night :drinkup:

I felt a little worse for wear the next morning, full credit to those that got out and rode again that day :rockon:

The band had three good moments:
1. Just before they started to play
2. When they were having a break
3. When they finished

[Str8 Jacket]

That was a great night :drinkup:

I felt a little worse for wear the next morning, full credit to those that got out and rode again that day :rockon:

The band had three good moments:
1. Just before they started to play
2. When they were having a break
3. When they finished

Yeah, it was a fun night! Sorry for being miss grumpy on the night/morning! :chase:

[Kendog]

Yeah, it was a fun night! Sorry for being miss grumpy on the night/morning! :chase:

That's ok, didn't affect our fun and noise levels (as you may have noticed) :innocent:

[Number One]

Great to get a weekend out and about and meet some people! First weekend Sully and I have had to kick up our heels without the little fella (actually doing something fun) in a while.

Great to spend time with those I've recently met - your a great bunch of people, lots of fun and I'm pleased to have met you.

Also cool to meet some new people and some that I've only ever met on KB previously. Nikki, Mel, Stevie, Bill, Heidi, Channcy, Selwyn, Gareth - hope you all got home safe and sound on your bikes and that you enjoyed yourselves.

Awesome weekend - great fun and rock on for next year I say...oh and buckets is coming up tooo!!!!!! :banana::banana::banana:

[chanceyy]

Great to get a weekend out and about and meet some people! First weekend Sully and I have had to kick up our heels without the little fella (actually doing something fun) in a while.

Great to spend time with those I've recently met - your a great bunch of people, lots of fun and I'm pleased to have met you.

Also cool to meet some new people and some that I've only ever met on KB previously. Nikki, Mel, Stevie, Bill, Heidi, Channcy, Selwyn, Gareth - hope you all got home safe and sound on your bikes and that you enjoyed yourselves.

Awesome weekend - great fun and rock on for next year I say...oh and buckets is coming up tooo!!!!!! :banana::banana::banana:


great to finally met you as well chicky ... yup got home in one piece by the time I took care of the tribe & got a shower it was close to 7pm ..

hmm two weeks til buckets huh :whistle:

[Number One]

hmm two weeks til buckets huh :whistle:

So you gonna come along for a practise thrash on the 30th then are ya?:sunny:

[sels1]

great weekend,good company,awesome hosts with a great evening feed and breakfast and fantastic camp spot with cool swimming hole.what more could you ask for.

Well said. Good to see with you and the palmy crew again.
Nice to catch up with the usual suspects and meet a few new ones too

[blacksheep]

i suspect we will see you guys at the cold duck next?

[sels1]

i suspect we will see you guys at the cold duck next?

Possibly - I tend to make my mind up about 2 days beforehand...depending on home/wk/ weather etc

[sinfull]

Great weekend Guys n Gals, good to meet ya all and cheers very much to Chaneyy for all the intros !!!
Big thanks to the McFee's for putting on the spread, unexpected but appreciated !
Nice ride home through the track (apart from a few cross wind gusts where i watched Heidi with concern in me mirror)
Even had her sneak up and overtake me on the run up to pots hill lol cheeky wench
Watched a fair amount of excellent riding on sunday and looking forward to some more track days, before next years hill climb lol (yeah pussy i know)

[chanceyy]

Great weekend Guys n Gals, good to meet ya all and cheers very much to Chaneyy for all the intros !!!
Big thanks to the McFee's for putting on the spread, unexpected but appreciated !
Nice ride home through the track (apart from a few cross wind gusts where i watched Heidi with concern in me mirror)
Even had her sneak up and overtake me on the run up to pots hill lol cheeky wench
Watched a fair amount of excellent riding on sunday and looking forward to some more track days, before next years hill climb lol (yeah pussy i know)

ya welcome mate its all good if you can put faces to names etc ..

hmm we have to get you both out on the track .. Hedi can come play with us in the slow group while you have fun in one of the faster groups :lol:

[Lissa]

Was a good day (Saturday) got some good shots for Skel to look at. Bloody hot, had a splinting headache, but was fun. Band was ok... liked Drew and Scully's singing better. :D Was great catching up with u guys I know and the new guys .. good on ya for coming along, just wish Skellybum was there to enjoy as well, and I prob would have had more fun instead of being a bit of a downer. Sorry couldnt make the Sunday :( Feel awful I couldnt help out more, but havent been feeling well the last few weeks. Anywhoo I hope you got some sleep hels. Will check out the photos etc.

[koba]

Was a good day (Saturday) got some good shots for Skel to look at. Bloody hot, had a splinting headache, but was fun. Band was ok... liked Drew and Scully's singing better. :D Was great catching up with u guys I know and the new guys .. good on ya for coming along, just wish Skellybum was there to enjoy as well, and I prob would have had more fun instead of being a bit of a downer. Sorry couldnt make the Sunday :( Feel awful I couldnt help out more, but havent been feeling well the last few weeks. Anywhoo I hope you got some sleep hels. Will check out the photos etc.

Farken good of you to do all the work ya did on the rumble bit too!

[chanceyy]

Farken good of you to do all the work ya did on the rumble bit too!

+ 1 ..

Lissa, big ups to you esp with the stresses of the last few weeks chick - good to catch up again .. take care of you .. hope your feeling better :hug:

[Lissa]

Blah I didnt really do anything, had BIG plans though, but they fell through with Seans little off... he sure picks his moments. Big Big thanks to the organisers and helpers... brilliant brilliant job (and the help of clives little one... great girl you got there) !!!! :Punk: Next year... is going to be better, will make sure the MrSkel is there for one thing.

[koba]

will make sure the MrSkel is there for one thing.

That alone would be brilliant!
A good time, to me, relates far more to the good mates present than the situation itself.