I need a stripper in Wellington (Yes, the naked lady kind)

[limbimtimwim]

Does anyone have any recommendations for a stripper in Wellington?

Yes; it's for a stag party.

Fuck I hate these "please help me fill in my tax form" threads

[Trudes]

Colapop.

Oh, just read the bit about wanting naked lady.

[AllanB]

[QUOTEDoes anyone have any recommendations for a stripper in Wellington?QUOTE]

Helen & Sue could do a double act - no smacking though.

Knock yourself out boys.:woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo:

[Maha]

Colapop.

Oh, just read the bit about wanting naked lady.


Na you are right....i have seen a pic of him on here somewhere, wearing a camisole (sp) with exposed nipple...:bleh: and a delightfullly stunning pair of stripped tights....:shifty:

[hXc]

Na you are right....i have seen a pic of him on here somewhere, wearing a camisole (sp) with exposed nipple...:bleh: and a delightfullly stunning pair of stripped tights....:shifty:Wonder whose they were?

[Maha]

Wonder whose they were?


mmmmmmmm i wonder.....:innocent:
Find the pic....im sure limbimtimwim will use him if nothing else turns up...:shifty:

[skelstar]

I thought you were classy Simon.

[Indiana_Jones]

fly me down!

-Indy

[hXc]

fly me down!

-IndyI was thinking of mentioning you buddy, but he asked for Wellington.

[limbimtimwim]

I thought you were classy Simon.Yeah well, inside every white upper class male is a big heap of white trash just waiting to get out.

[McJim]

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=42423&d=1159001008

Hows this? Will you pay my fuel from Invercargill?:rofl:

[0arbreaka]

Just take him to mermaids ffs.

[NZsarge]

Just take him to mermaids ffs.

Yea, that would be the easyiest. not to mention more variety:niceone:

[limbimtimwim]

Just take him to mermaids ffs.Aye, did that with another one once. Got him up on stage, they took most of his clothes off. He still thanks me for it.

But this time the stripper is going to be a surprise.

Bwahahahaha!!

[limbimtimwim]

Hows this? Will you pay my fuel from Invercargill?:rofl:He likes boys in short-shorts.

So with your kilt, you fail.

[rwh]

http://www.stuff.co.nz/4346750a19716.html

Richard

[Fatjim]

Thanks RWH, you've just helped me aviod the urge for another unneeded snack. Those fugly pictures are nature's diet pills.

[Colapop]

I got noo rythym, I got no class, I got a fat gut and a hairy arse - If that's what you want then... call me...

Try calling Liks or Santa Fe.

[koba]

Ive heard stories about other people Going around to all the local brothels trying to get a lst minute stripper for a stag doo and getting laughed at, told to piss of and only if the boyfriend comes! :eek5:

Try old fashioned yellowpages!

Just a guess by the way...

[crazybigal]

try newzealandgirls.co.nz , i think that is what its called.
they have an add on tv, loads of local listings. not that id know:whistle:

[trump-lady]

NEW ZEALAND HAS STRIPPERS!:shit:

[jafar]

NEW ZEALAND HAS STRIPPERS!:shit:

Settle down ,most are covered in paint:msn-wink:

[trump-lady]

Settle down ,most are covered in paint:msn-wink:


or removing paint ;)

[jafar]

NEW ZEALAND HAS STRIPPERS!:shit:


or removing paint ;)

Now thats scary :eek::devil2:

[trump-lady]

Now thats scary :eek::devil2:

no this is scary....

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=64491

Find an over 30.....she might just do it........l ol

[koba]

try newzealandgirls.co.nz , i think that is what its called.
they have an add on tv, loads of local listings. not that id know:whistle:

thats whores i think...

Under "entertainment, adult" in yellow pages.
Looks like Mermaids and liks both do stripograms and there is another one there that even has a website.
Its from memory tho so can't remember website offhand.

[limbimtimwim]

I can use the intar-nets. I've made enquirys to the obvious Wellington based.. Umm.. Organisations.

What I was really wanting was a recommendation. Someone you know who is good at their job.

No one knows a stripper in Wellington?

I know a stripper in Wellington; but I think the many of the party goers watching someone they went to school with get their kit off and wave their bits about will be a bit weirded out. It sure was weird last time it happened.

Is everyone on KB a square?

[Hitcher]

Is everyone on KB a square?

I prefer the term "orthogonally challenged".

[skelstar]

Is everyone on KB a square?
I'm more prudish than anything...

[FlangMasterJ]

Santa Fe hire out their wizard's sleeves http://www.hireitnow.co.nz/browse_companies.php?region=wellington&search_string=480

[Colapop]

I knew a couple but that was in a past life. There'd be younger better ones around now... :confused:

[Coyote]

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=42423&d=1159001008

Hows this? Will you pay my fuel from Invercargill?:rofl:
Must spread rep, that had me in hysterics, sort of :sick:

[skidMark]

Yeah well, inside every white upper class male is a big heap of white trash just waiting to get out.


Get out or put out?

[skidMark]

norbit is available...

http://popwatch.ew.com/photos/uncategorized/norbit_l.jpg

[jafar]

no this is scary....

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=64491

Find an over 30.....she might just do it........l ol

Hardly scary , nothing like a roll in the hay to make your day :love::laugh:

[oldrider]

Having read the post about old strippers returning to the game, I suggested to Mrs/ O that maybe she might like to make a late introduction into the stripping profession and volunteer for your party.

She thought the idea was definitely worth a thought but then remembered that her birthday suit probably needs a good ironing so she has declined to make you an offer. :eek:

Never mind, good luck with the search for a stripper. :shifty: John.

[2up3dom]

id help ya out but im done with that side of life plus i dont know any down wellys way good luck with your search

[skidMark]

id help ya out but im done with that side of life plus i dont know any down wellys way good luck with your search

soooo how u doin?:buggerd:

[2up3dom]

im doindg good thanx mark