Hot Chicks

[manuboy]

Disclaimer for the ladies / pc buggers - No dis-re-spect intended!

Ahem. Probably more of a boy thread this one. A mate of mine in AKLD, a hotshot partner in a law firm, reckons he only hires Hot Chicks. He does this beacuse it raises the performace of the "lads" and because the office is more fun and "dynamic".

Obviously everybodies definition of a Hot Chick is different. But there are no Hot Chicks in my orrifice :cry:. There is one next door. And she is unbelievably hot. But like most HT's, she knows it.

Still, whaddya reckon. Would you productivity (if it exists) go up or down if you were surrounded by HT's??? I'm a faithful wee pup, but a bit of HT action for the 'ol i-balls wouldn't go amiss i reckon. My mate could be right. I dunno.

p.s and don't be posting sly phone snaps of your orriface hot chicks unless you have express permission. bad boy!

[Cajun]

Disclaimer for the ladies / pc buggers - No dis-re-spect intended!

Ahem. Probably more of a boy thread this one. A mate of mine in AKLD, a hotshot partner in a law firm, reckons he only hires Hot Chicks. He does this beacuse it raises the performace of the "lads" and because the office is more fun and "dynamic".

Obviously everybodies definition of a Hot Chick is different. But there are no Hot Chicks in my orrifice :cry:. There is one next door. And she is unbelievably hot. But like most HT's, she knows it.

Still, whaddya reckon. Would you productivity (if it exists) go up or down if you were surrounded by HT's??? I'm a faithful wee pup, but a bit of HT action for the 'ol i-balls wouldn't go amiss i reckon. My mate could be right. I dunno.

p.s and don't be posting sly phone snaps of your orriface hot chicks unless you have express permission. bad boy!
yeah up to 3 years jail with new law coming in

[Paul in NZ]

Vicki is the sexiest chick I've ever met mate...

Fell in love with her the second I saw her (still do) and lets face it, how hot is her letting me buy a bike I've never seen and does not run, off a guy I only just met, pissed as a fart in a bar after a day riding a clapped out old Guzzi to a rally...

Looks fade (along with your bank account) but class never does!

Hot Chicks? They are the Ducatis of the human world. Look and sound great in the shop but once you have one and you want to ride they seem to always need some hideously expensive part before you get any place.

I can't see how it would make work more productive?

I'd rather have a hard worker you can depend on and a friend to pick you up when you fall on your face! (often)

Paul N

[jrandom]

Ahem. Probably more of a boy thread this one. A mate of mine in AKLD, a hotshot partner in a law firm, reckons he only hires Hot Chicks. He does this beacuse it raises the performace of the "lads" and because the office is more fun and "dynamic".

He's probably a Grammar or Kings boy, right?

I worked at a large downtown law firm for three years. Populated by about 90% unpleasant, up-themselves gits. Parasites. I'm not at all surprised that a partner is hiring 'only hot chicks'. They're mostly the type of guys that'd shag whatever moved and brag about it later over drinks at yuppie bars.

Can you tell I detest commercial lawyers?

Shudder.

But, yes, I suppose it's nice to be around presentable, attractive people. And I've always got on well with my female colleagues. But, hell, I'm married, and I have no particular physical interest in them, so why should I care much what they look like? Most guys I know feel more or less the same.

In any case, professionals in my industry are about 97% male, so it's all a bit moot.

Is this thread a troll?

[manuboy]

Okay, i knew this thread wouldn't go the way i hoped it would. But that's okay.

Firstly - izat right? Is that some more anti-discrimination law? You'd get more jail time for hiring a hot chick than you would for killing a motorcyclist? (ref the threads about the drunk aussie chick and the u-turning Asian bloke in AKLD).

So how does that law work? Cos inherently we all discriminate on appearance every second of every day. A friend advertised a job, and the first applicant was just outta the clank, and had tat's across his head. My mate just went "no way" straight away. It was a retail job where he thought customers would be less likely to buy from this person. Is that not gonna be okay now?

Are you pulling my leg Cajun?

[jrandom]

Okay, i knew this thread wouldn't go the way i hoped it would. But that's okay.

Firstly - izat right? Is that some more anti-discrimination law? You'd get more jail time for hiring a hot chick than you would for killing a motorcyclist? (ref the threads about the drunk aussie chick and the u-turning Asian bloke in AKLD).

So how does that law work? Cos inherently we all discriminate on appearance every second of every day. A friend advertised a job, and the first applicant was just outta the clank, and had tat's across his head. My mate just went "no way" straight away. It was a retail job where he thought customers would be less likely to buy from this person. Is that not gonna be okay now?

Are you pulling my leg Cajun?

Cajun is being confusing. He's referring to the new peeping-tom laws that allow jail time for taking unauthorised photographs of people in, ahem, 'intimate' settings.

A snap of someone in the workplace, at their desk, say, wouldn't come under those laws.

Cajun wasn't talking about anti-'discrimination in employment' laws, although if someone did find out that they lost out on a job because they weren't hot enough (unless such was actually relevant, say, in a modelling contract or something) the employer would be in a whoooole *heap* of trouble.

[Edit: although one would also think that a retail establishment wouldn't have too much trouble showing that a certain level of personal appearance was important for their sales staff.]

[manuboy]

He's probably a Grammar or Kings boy, right?

Nope. Born in Managere. Raised in Hamiton. Public School. Top marks in school C / Sixth form for the entire country as far as i know. Very hard worker also.


I worked at a large downtown law firm for three years. Populated by about 90% unpleasant, up-themselves gits. Parasites. I'm not at all surprised that a partner is hiring 'only hot chicks'. They're mostly the type of guys that'd shag whatever moved and brag about it later over drinks at yuppie bars.
Yeah well, he definitely was that for a while... more settled now. Only met one of his workmates so far. He seemed pretty down to earth to me.


Can you tell I detest commercial lawyers?
Only just, but then i'm not the most observant guy....



But, yes, I suppose it's nice to be around presentable, attractive people. And I've always got on well with my female colleagues. But, hell, I'm married, and I have no particular physical interest in them, so why should I care much what they look like? Most guys I know feel more or less the same.

I concur. I think his point related to the fact that the other "partners" all seemed to think the worker bees were indeed more motivated - maybe it had something to do with competitive spirit or something. I dunno. But i'd defend his right to do it, cos they have worked their asses off to build the outfit, if they can do something that they see improves the business (i admit that in reality it seems grossly unfair and it might not actually be the case) then hey - apart from Cajun's post that it is already or might soon be illegal....

In any case, professionals in my industry are about 97% male, so it's all a bit moot.


Is this thread a troll?
Nup, i had a legitimate interest in hearing your opinions.....

[Blakamin]

Disclaimer for the ladies / pc buggers - No dis-re-spect intended!

Ahem. Probably more of a boy thread this one. A mate of mine in AKLD, a hotshot partner in a law firm, reckons he only hires Hot Chicks. He does this beacuse it raises the performace of the "lads" and because the office is more fun and "dynamic".

Obviously everybodies definition of a Hot Chick is different. But there are no Hot Chicks in my orrifice :cry:. There is one next door. And she is unbelievably hot. But like most HT's, she knows it.

Still, whaddya reckon. Would you productivity (if it exists) go up or down if you were surrounded by HT's??? I'm a faithful wee pup, but a bit of HT action for the 'ol i-balls wouldn't go amiss i reckon. My mate could be right. I dunno.

p.s and don't be posting sly phone snaps of your orriface hot chicks unless you have express permission. bad boy!


We have NO chicks at work... we have 2 office "ladies" (and i use that term loosley....)
lets just say I'm glad I have my own office :D

[manuboy]

Vicki is the sexiest chick I've ever met mate...

Fell in love with her the second I saw her (still do) and lets face it, how hot is her letting me buy a bike I've never seen and does not run, off a guy I only just met, pissed as a fart in a bar after a day riding a clapped out old Guzzi to a rally...

Paul N

Ahhhhhhh Paul, you just went up in my estimation....... not that you were that far "down"...

[manuboy]

We have NO chicks at work... we have 2 office "ladies" (and i use that term loosley....)
lets just say I'm glad I have my own office :D

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[manuboy]

I worked at a large downtown law firm for three years. Populated by about 90% unpleasant, up-themselves gits. Parasites. I'm not at all surprised that a partner is hiring 'only hot chicks'. They're mostly the type of guys that'd shag whatever moved and brag about it later over drinks at yuppie bars.

Can you tell I detest commercial lawyers?


So you left because of that or not?

[manuboy]

After eating my tasty lunch of homemade rolls with Liiederhosen cheese, pickle and some other stuff that was goin off in the fridge, i've come to the conclusion that it probably was not kewl to start this thread.

In this new Helen Clark based ultra PC NZ which myself and many others are still struggling to catch up with, i should have known it would cause offense to one or two too many. Put it down to a learning experience and too much time on my hands, and not enough cheese. Apologies.

as Paul would say

Terminate this thread.

[MOTOXXX]

We have NO chicks at work... we have 2 office "ladies" (and i use that term loosley....)
lets just say I'm glad I have my own office :D


same boat
i feel your pain.

[Two Smoker]

He's probably a Grammar or Kings boy, right?

He said the guy likes hiring "Hot Chicks" not "Hot Boys".... Hence he isnt a Grammar or Kings Boy.....

[jrandom]

So you left because of that or not?

I was a legal secretary, the only male among 70 of them in the firm. Some of that three years was a full-time working break halfway through my degree to pay off my Student Loan So Far. The rest of it was part time while I studied.

It wasn't a *bad* job; they paid $20 an hour for me to turn my brain off, answer phones, type up long, boring documents... a holiday from Real Work, really.

But it wasn't a Proper Job, and it sure as hell wasn't what I wanted to do for any serious amount of time. It was my personal equivalent of a paper run or McDonalds stint.

[jrandom]

After eating my tasty lunch of homemade rolls with Liiederhosen cheese, pickle and some other stuff that was goin off in the fridge, i've come to the conclusion that it probably was not kewl to start this thread.

Why? I think it's a fine question. No reason to be PC about whether attractive members of the opposite sex in the workplace is a Good Thing (tm).


i should have known it would cause offense to one or two too many. Put it down to a learning experience and too much time on my hands, and not enough cheese. Apologies.

Who's offended?

I think we should proceed, and stuff anyone who gets precious about it.

And I still hate lawyers.

[jrandom]

He said the guy likes hiring "Hot Chicks" not "Hot Boys".... Hence he isnt a Grammar or Kings Boy.....

Ah, yes. I should have made the same correlation, and realised that he wouldn't be one of the soggy biscuit fraternity.

[Motu]

I'm hiring Hot Chicks - I aim to be the only non hot male in this workplace...uniform supplied and hand laundered....um,by me personaly.

[Paul in NZ]

I'm hiring Hot Chicks - I aim to be the only non hot male in this workplace...uniform supplied and hand laundered....um,by me personaly.

What? You giving up the trade and opening a branch of "Hooters" Motu?

[Quasievil]

What? You giving up the trade and opening a branch of "Hooters" Motu?
Hooters bites, its cobb and Co with tight tee shirts, not much to perv at, man I was so disappointed.:doobey: :doobey:

[Motu]

What? You giving up the trade and opening a branch of "Hooters" Motu?

I've got a fanchise of ''Ken's Kondom Korner'' free delivery and fitting service.I'll do the fitting,the girls are just for distraction...

[AMPS]

I've been given an assistant til Xmas, a lovely young fraulein doing her foreign studies part of a finance degree..
I don't know about productivity rising, but my blood pressure sure has.
Lou

[The Pastor]

Yeah, my work has none :( although i do do a mans job none of this womenly retail shizz :D


although I could do with a nice hot chick to clean up my office and makle me lunch..... :whistle:

[KATWYN]

If I was a HOT chick and thats a BIG *IF* and I was offered a job cos
of my looks.....I would never even contemplate working for some dick like him with a narrow minded superficial veiw of the world he lives in.
No doubt he has a "casting couch" in his office as well..? :

How does hiring hot chicks increase productivity? if anything it would
do the opposite. He might even work that out one day.

[vifferman]

We have a few here - hot and smart. One is a model; another one sitting 2 metres from me used to be an air hostess (or whatever they're called now), and our last receptionist left to be a model. Then there are a few which have some nice features, but are not what you'd call "hot".

None of them do it for me, but it's nice that not all of the 90-odd employees are geeky young males / nerds / weirdos.

[Motu]

I've been given an assistant til Xmas, a lovely young fraulein doing her foreign studies part of a finance degree..
I don't know about productivity rising, but my blood pressure sure has.
Lou

You can't run in those big bore Harleys pulling a lightweight like you around Lou,I'd suggest someone from the same company as pillion,can't let non company personnel on these bikes y'know - what about that new chick that just started? She's only polishing shelves - put it to her man,um...no...ask higher managment.

[AMPS]

You can't run in those big bore Harleys pulling a lightweight like you around Lou,I'd suggest someone from the same company as pillion,can't let non company personnel on these bikes y'know - what about that new chick that just started? She's only polishing shelves - put it to her man,um...no...ask higher managment.

Divorce is expensive.
Lou

[SPORK]

''Ken's Kondom Korner''

KKK? :shit:

Uh-oh :P

[dss3]

Well I got a new flatemate moving in this weekend and she's a MODEL! :Punk:
And we all know what models have... lots of model friends! We are well prepared though... 5 cubic metres of sand has allready been organised to turn the outdoor area into a beach for the flatwarming. Bring on the babes, bikini's and booze :first:

Oh and back to the topic, we had a hot chick receptionist type girly here at work but she got pregnant and has left, Interviews for new girl are on at the moment. Im trying to encourage the hiring of a hottie! Promoting asking interview questions such as, "have you ever had too much to drink at work functions and found yourself in regrettable situations?"

Definitely more fun working with hotties than mingas... sexism over :finger:

-Daryl

[wari]

Well I got a new flatemate moving in this weekend and she's a MODEL! :Punk:
And we all know what models have... lots of model friends! We are well prepared though... 5 cubic metres of sand has allready been organised to turn the outdoor area into a beach for the flatwarming. Bring on the babes, bikini's and booze :first:

...

-Daryl

IACcept yurr invitation .. :spudwave: ... thanks ..

PM me yurr address ... :spudbooge :spudguita :spudbooge

[RiderInBlack]

Oh and back to the topic, we had a hot chick receptionist type girly here at work but she got pregnant and has left, Interviews for new girl are on at the moment. Im trying to encourage the hiring of a hottie! Promoting asking interview questions such as, "have you ever had too much to drink at work functions and found yourself in regrettable situations?"So you're look for another receptionist that is going to get pregnant easily:stupid: :killingme :killingme

[RiderInBlack]

I've been given an assistant til Xmas, a lovely young fraulein doing her foreign studies part of a finance degree..
I don't know about productivity rising, but my blood pressure sure has.
LouYou might sell more bikes. Especially if she went as a pillion on bike try-outs:msn-wink: "Mmm, dis bike makes dis fraulein feel os van-dar-ba"

[NC]

:laugh:

That explaines why I have got every job that I have ever applyed for? :killingme

[Ms Piggy]

Disclaimer for the ladies / pc buggers - No dis-re-spect intended!
:lol: Just putting in a disclaimer like this won't work. People will still get offended.

Obviously everybodies definition of a Hot Chick is different. But there are no Hot Chicks in my orrifice :cry:. There is one next door. And she is unbelievably hot. But like most HT's, she knows it.

This is correct manuboy. You'd need to define "hot chick". I mean 1 man might think a hot chick is a stick insect with breasts so big they're a health and safety issue for her and everyone around her, another guy might like a woman with a big butt, yet another man might put looks low on his list and may want a woman who is his intellectual equal. So how can you define "hot"?
And I would think (as others have said) a "hot" chick would distract guys from working, ya know while they spend all their time mopping up the drool etc. :bleh:

[Paul in NZ]

Exactly...

My 'HOT CHICK' (the lurverly Victoria) is damn HOT! Hot because she lets me be a 'boy' and only nags me when I'm being a right tosser (thus I know to sit up and pay attention) and looks after me when I've been too much of a boy without nagging me too much...

The hotest thing she ever did was make me buy the Triumph TR6C with the carpet money....

Thats a hot chick!

[sAsLEX]

:shifty: :shifty: :shifty: :shifty: :shifty:

[Paul in NZ]

What ever did people do on wet days before photoshop?

[Blakamin]

What ever did people do on wet days before photoshop?
went to the pub... got pissed, smoked , played pool, drove home... :laugh:

[NC]

went to the pub... got pissed, smoked , played pool, drove home... :laugh:


You forgot the "picked up a root"

[Blakamin]

You forgot the "picked up a root"
you mustn't have been to the pubs I went to before photoshop..... :crazy:

[Hitcher]

you mustn't of been to the pubs I went to before photoshop...
[Pedant alert] That's "mustn't have". Top marks for the apostrophe though.

[RiderInBlack]

[Pedant alert] That's "mustn't have". Top marks for the apostrophe though.Na, he's just write'n aw he say it. Proper English is for toffs and poofters:Pokey: (just kidding with you H:msn-wink: ).

[NC]

you mustn't have been to the pubs I went to before photoshop..... :crazy:


Oh pretty sexy chicks eh??
:laugh:

Even beer goggles didn't work eh?

[soundbeltfarm]

the chicks i buy (dont hire them as someone else has used them before me).
i get to break them in . they usually kick.
play with their tits twice a day.
i decide who fathers their off spring.
then when ive had enough of them i can send them away to be killed and get paid for it.
glad im a farmer .
:laugh:

[inlinefour]

Disclaimer for the ladies / pc buggers - No dis-re-spect intended!

Ahem. Probably more of a boy thread this one. A mate of mine in AKLD, a hotshot partner in a law firm, reckons he only hires Hot Chicks. He does this beacuse it raises the performace of the "lads" and because the office is more fun and "dynamic".

Obviously everybodies definition of a Hot Chick is different. But there are no Hot Chicks in my orrifice :cry:. There is one next door. And she is unbelievably hot. But like most HT's, she knows it.

Still, whaddya reckon. Would you productivity (if it exists) go up or down if you were surrounded by HT's??? I'm a faithful wee pup, but a bit of HT action for the 'ol i-balls wouldn't go amiss i reckon. My mate could be right. I dunno.

p.s and don't be posting sly phone snaps of your orriface hot chicks unless you have express permission. bad boy!


Reckon it does not matter how hot they look, if they have a personality of a dislexic maggot then they fall far from being a hot chick. Mind you I'd like to think they eventually grow up (or perhaps ugly?) :whocares:

[cowpoos]

I think this is the way the thread should have started......





Should we carry on? :whistle:

[Sniper]

Vicki is the sexiest chick I've ever met mate...

Fell in love with her the second I saw her (still do) and lets face it, how hot is her letting me buy a bike I've never seen and does not run, off a guy I only just met, pissed as a fart in a bar after a day riding a clapped out old Guzzi to a rally...

Looks fade (along with your bank account) but class never does!

Hot Chicks? They are the Ducatis of the human world. Look and sound great in the shop but once you have one and you want to ride they seem to always need some hideously expensive part before you get any place.

I can't see how it would make work more productive?

I'd rather have a hard worker you can depend on and a friend to pick you up when you fall on your face! (often)

Paul N

Paul said it, although I have several HT's that work with me and I find that IO get into more trouble than when they are not here as I tend to Show off/stare/get slapped more often when they are

Manu, Its better if you become celebite and send all the HT's here to Picton
:whistle:

[Fryin Finn]

How does hiring hot chicks increase productivity? if anything it would
do the opposite. He might even work that out one day.[/QUOTE]

Hot chicks wouldn't increase productivity but they would cure absenteeism.

We have only 1 woman working in our office with 6 blokes. Shes not a hot chick but a 100 times better than the last one :blink:

[Slipstream]

OK my 2 cents worth.

When I was working as a manager of a bar. My boss and me selected a whole new bar staff. We based it on flexibility, knowledge and good looks....wait that sounds dodgey.....cool :)

Anyway, him being the boss, he wanted more girls.
OK the logic behind this is, if you have 2 people of similar CV's:

- who's going to sell more beer?
- who's going to bring in more customers?
- who's going to encourage a regular turn up?
- who's going to look better in the Smirnoff bikini
etc

The fact is (in this particular case), hotties did happen to increase productivity in the workplace. We also had pretty good serivce too. The bar staff were pretty much the only thing that kept us in business due to their hard working, friendly personalities and good looks.
I mean _all_ the bar staff were good looking.
The managers weren't but that's cos one was a ginga, I was _very_ pregnant and the other, was a dog who learnt to walk backwards on her front paws (we were desperate for a manager for my maternity leave)

[Biff]

Let it be known that I am a raving and practicing homosexual. The fact that I only have beautiful ladies working for me is purely coincidence. I have hired each of them purely because of their excellent interpersonal skills, dedication, experience, qualifications and cute arses.

[Slipstream]

Let it be known that I am a raving and practicing homosexual.

Only practicing???

I like to rave :) Where are my glow sticks? :spudbooge :spudbooge

[Biff]

Only practicing???



Practice makes pervert. :banana: