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Ewan Oozarmy
23rd January 2008, 08:23
The latest craze for clubbers is to fill a womans vagina with vodka and then drink it with a straw.

Experts are now warning of the dangers of minge drinking
ManDownUnder
23rd January 2008, 08:28
Anyone doing that's likely to come out properly fucked over...
smoky
23rd January 2008, 08:29
You're taking the piss
ManDownUnder
23rd January 2008, 08:30
It'd be awful to see people making an arse of themselves ...
Beemer
23rd January 2008, 09:31
Brings a whole new meaning to 'hair of the dog' doesn't it?
Usarka
23rd January 2008, 09:59
It'll lead to harder substances. Next they'll be on the crack.
Laava
23rd January 2008, 10:32
That's a hole different thing!
FlangMasterJ
23rd January 2008, 10:35
That cunt be good for ya.
Sully60
23rd January 2008, 10:40
That cunt be good for ya.

Especially if they cough or laugh mid suck!
Great revenge for all the pinkeye dished out though eh!
ukbandit
23rd January 2008, 11:25
Brings a whole new meaning to 'hair of the dog' doesn't it?

ha ha ha funny :niceone:

wrong time of the month and you will end up with a Bloody Mary!:bleh:
007XX
23rd January 2008, 11:32
:rofl: :rofl:

Oh dear, I choked on my smoked salmon sandwich...you boys are just hilarious! :2thumbsup
ukbandit
23rd January 2008, 11:46
:rofl: :rofl:

Oh dear, I choked on my smoked salmon sandwich...you boys are just hilarious! :2thumbsup

you can afford salmon? :drool::drool:
007XX
23rd January 2008, 11:49
you can afford salmon? :drool::drool:

Only every once in a while...the bakery next door to my work does the most delicious organic sandwiches. Not cheap for sure, but worth it as a treat...:yes:

Otherwise, it's good old leftovers from the night before...gawd I get tired of my own cooking sometimes!
jrandom
23rd January 2008, 11:50
Wouldn't vodka in the vagina be, you know... a bit potentially problematic?

:confused:

Can't say I'd be keen on applying a 40% ethanol solution to any of my mucous membranes...
Phurrball
23rd January 2008, 12:07
Wouldn't vodka in the vagina be, you know... a bit potentially problematic?

:confused:

Can't say I'd be keen on applying a 40% ethanol solution to any of my mucous membranes...

What he said. Think of the microflora FFS! Those poor wee lactobacilli :eek5:
Coyote
23rd January 2008, 12:10
to any of my mucous membranes...
Nice way to put it

Funny how many puns can be derived from the dirtier subjects
Stirts
23rd January 2008, 12:14
Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.

If it tightens pores, will it tighten.....:devil2:
vifferman
23rd January 2008, 13:24
...the bakery next door to my work does the most delicious organic sandwiches.
Are they made out of organs? :confused:
007XX
23rd January 2008, 13:31
Are they made out of organs? :confused:

Yes, and I especially like their grain fed boy's hearts :devil2::bleh:
Reckless
23rd January 2008, 13:37
The latest craze for clubbers is to fill a womans vagina with vodka and then drink it with a straw.

Experts are now warning of the dangers of minge drinking



The young ones are so screwed up these days????

Why would you want to use a straw!!!!
Trudes
23rd January 2008, 18:51
Cause I'm not sure if one of those nip pourers would be very effective, you may have to apply some squeezing.
Sully60
23rd January 2008, 18:55
Do they do this with tequila slammers?
If so where does the lemon and salt go again?:pinch:
pzkpfw
23rd January 2008, 19:49
Beats felching.
P38
23rd January 2008, 20:13
Where do you stick the little umbrella?
P38
23rd January 2008, 20:16
I'd order the Flaming Asshole.

Just to see the look in the Barmaids face.