Cigarettes...

[TOTO]

Here you go, I laughed my ass off :killingme

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uF0Sd-hjTp8

[cowboyz]

that is funny. but now I want a smoke.

[Laava]

Adds 5min to your life!

[No FX]

i was gonna quit on monday but have now reconsidered:laugh:

[Mental Trousers]

Ed Byrne is a fucking legend

[Maha]

He has some very valid points...tho he did miss a very good point, a point that even the Cigarette Company's wish to point out, and that is....'The use by date' on a packet of fags...So im guessing smokes are only bad for you 'after' the use by date?

[CaMo]

Bill hicks is a fucken legend!

Here is a act he done on smoking (well non smokers and the freedom to do whatever you want)

RIP

http://nz.youtube.com/watch?v=w9ySCcnoo3c

[007XX]

Ok, I know I'll probably get booed off by all smokers out there, but the funny thing is, I have more freedom to do whatever I want since I've stopped smoking.

But yeah, that was pretty funny. That dude's always amused me greatly :yes:

[Bikernereid]

Piss funny.

Well that is my in my pjs heading out the front door for a fag- bloody no smokin in the house rule sucks!! :Oi:

[TOTO]

Ok, I know I'll probably get booed off by all smokers out there, but the funny thing is, I have more freedom to do whatever I want since I've stopped smoking.

But yeah, that was pretty funny. That dude's always amused me greatly :yes:

you know you reminded me of a friend of mine whose wife made him quit. Well not exactrly "made him quit" , she just said. "We can have a baby when you stop smoking" - on saturday I'm going to the celebrate their daughters second birthday :2thumbsup

anyway good on ya for getting your freedom back :clap:

[heyjoe]

I am an ex smoker but did not find this guy very funny and I do have a sense of humour.

[Madness]

Bill hicks is a fucken legend!

Here is a act he done on smoking (well non smokers and the freedom to do whatever you want)

RIP

http://nz.youtube.com/watch?v=w9ySCcnoo3c

He's a funny guy, cheers.

[007XX]

you know you reminded me of a friend of mine whose wife made him quit. Well not exactrly "made him quit" , she just said. "We can have a baby when you stop smoking" - on saturday I'm going to the celebrate their daughters second birthday :2thumbsup

anyway good on ya for getting your freedom back :clap:

Sometimes, having a motivation that is other than your own can work...for me, I just got sick of being dependant on something that was no longer pleasant to do.

Good on your friend, for his and his family's sake.:2thumbsup

[TOTO]

Sometimes, having a motivation that is other than your own can work...for me, I just got sick of being dependant on something that was no longer pleasant to do.

Good on your friend, for his and his family's sake.:2thumbsup

Congrats. Do you celebrate on Quitting aniversery ? Like get a pizza or something ?

[007XX]

Congrats. Do you celebrate on Quitting aniversery ? Like get a pizza or something ?

:laugh: Nope...I've taken up jogging 3 times a week, and every run is a celebration, I assure you. Going further each time, and not feeling like my chest is going to explode is reward enough...:D

[Trudes]

Ok, I know I'll probably get booed off by all smokers out there, but the funny thing is, I have more freedom to do whatever I want since I've stopped smoking.



God!! I know!! I have so much more time now, without having to factor in the 10 mins for a fag! I just worked out that it was at least an hour a day I wasted smoking! (Not to mention the money and being able to breathe and not smelling stinky!)

[BIHB@0610]

Great, it's 11am, I want a beer, and I want a smoke. How am I supposed to reconcile that with working?????

Oh - here's a goodie .....

Is Work Bad for You? A recent BSA (British Social Attitudes) survey reveals that 6 in 10 British workers are unhappy in their jobs. The survey also showed a majority of workers reporting the following:

• Feelings of insecurity
• Stress over work
• Fretting over inadequate income
• The feeling that their work is not useful to society
• Exhaustion by the time they get home

Now I've got an excuse!!!:drinkup: :doobey:

[Blossom]

that was very funny.
I dont smoke anymore, gave up nearly 3 yrs ago after my bil funeral, I smoked so much I gave myself tonsilitus. Decided after that it was just too much effort to continue.

[007XX]

God!! I know!! I have so much more time now, without having to factor in the 10 mins for a fag! I just worked out that it was at least an hour a day I wasted smoking! (Not to mention the money and being able to breathe and not smelling stinky!)

Not only that, but you also have the physical energy to do so much more...Now, I go jogging for about half an hour 3 times a week during luchtime at work...my arse (and 007XY) are thanking me for it :laugh:

It's a really awesome feeling being in control of my body again.

[Finn]

Cigarettes are good. Doctors say so and chicks love em.

[TOTO]

Cigarettes are good. Doctors say so and chicks love em.

Aparently in the 50s and 60s cigarettes were good for you, the thing now days must be just fassion ay ?

[Wingnut]

Classic humour indeed!:lol: