Stoopid Stoopid Lyrics

[Maha]

I have heard some dumb things said i songs over the years...
IE: '' I will climb the highest mountian''....( many have tried, few have succeeded)
IE: '' I will swim the seven sea's''.......( yet to be done)
IE : this one really gets me...''To blind to see''...(give me strenght!)

Theres a song around now with an all time fav' of mine...'' If you need me, i'll be there''
Now, heres a situation buddy... you are in London (selling CD's or some such) and you wife calls from Sydney saying '' i need you''...not going to happen is it?...''but honey you said'' '' I know what i said, but i cant be there, let it go''
Seems to me that the singer dude will be in a power of shit when he gets home....:bash:

[Riff Raff]

Yeah. Like that song that used to bug me - 'Don't stab a nun'. I mean you'd think something like that would be self-explanatory. Made more sense when it was pointed out to me that they were singing 'Dance Stamina'.:Oops:

[Sully60]

What about the Darkness' "One way ticket to hell and back"?

Shouldn't have that been picked up a bit earlier in the songwriting/naming process?

[Maha]

What about the Darkness' "One way ticket to hell and back"?

Shouldn't have that been picked up a bit earlier in the songwriting/naming process?

Exactley!!....if you are going somewhere, and coming back, then surely thats a 'return ticket'?.....:confused:

[Sully60]

Exactley!!....if you are going somewhere, and coming back, then surely thats a 'return ticket'?.....:confused:

Doesn't have the same ring though..

Got a gotta a return ticket to hell and back.

Hope the stoopid prick got a window seat.
Good one Justin! now go fix those hideous teeth!

[Mental Trousers]

Hitcher would have a heart attack at The most loneliest day of my life ...

[Mully]

What about the Darkness' "One way ticket to hell and back"?


I thought it was one way ticket to Helengrad.

[Sully60]

Hitcher would have a heart attack at The most loneliest day of my life ...

That should just be banned!

[Maha]

What about.....
''I watched you in your sleep''?????????
Dude! Rent a DVD !!...What sort of freak would do that?....:shifty:

[ManDownUnder]

What about.....
''I watched you in your sleep''?????????
Dude! Rent a DVD !!...What sort of freak would do that?....:shifty:

Can we claim the 5th in NZ or is it US only?

[Sully60]

Can we claim the 5th in NZ or is it US only?

................................



Is that what pleading the 5th would look like in an online forum? Or have I already said too much? :Oops:

[bull]

this one by bloody T-pain, called 'Im in love with a bartender' some of the hiphop crap, cracks me up when i hear it.

"Ooooh she made us drinks, to drink
We drunk 'em"

Took a frickin genius to work that one out.

[Maha]

this one by bloody T-pain, called 'Im in love with a bartender' some of the hiphop crap, cracks me up when i hear it.

"Ooooh she made us drinks, to drink
We drunk 'em"

Took a frickin genius to work that one out.

Bling to you bull...............:killingme

[Number One]

So many stupid lyrics out there!!!! Got to work though so will drop two of my current hates and will get busy later when hubby is out riding MY bike on TRTNR while I sit at home on Valentines day night posting on KB....crikey that is soooo sad.

Anyway here's just one off the top of my head that gets right up my nose everytime I hear it!

ooo boy, you lookin like you like what you see, won't you come up here an check up on it, I'm a let you work up on it, ladies let him check up on it, watch it while he check up on it, chicken strips and kfc why doncha check up on me tonight!....great thighs on this lass but man this song is crapola!

AND gangster accents get right up my nose too...

"I have got to" becomes "Gotsta" SPEAK PROPER ALREADY!

[onearmedbandit]

But guess what? Stupid lyrics makes stupid amounts of money.

[Maha]

But guess what? Stupid lyrics makes stupid amounts of money.

Naaaaaaaa cant place song sorry!!

[007XX]

What about.....
''I watched you in your sleep''?????????
Dude! Rent a DVD !!...What sort of freak would do that?....:shifty:

:o eeerr...ummm...:whistle:

[NOMIS]

:o eeerr...ummm...:whistle:

hahahahahahahahaaaaa ( freak??? ) count me in :whistle:

[Maha]

''De do do do De da da da''...... thats not morse code is it??

[kiwifruit]

I’d climb the highest mountain
I’d swim the deepest ocean
I’d walk along the longest path
To be with you
If you want me to

I’d solve the hardest puzzle
And read the boringest book
I’d hold the hottest substance
Ooh nyeah

I’d solve the hardest puzzle
I’d race the fastest animal
Eat the biggest meal
To be with you, Coco

Simplified to:
pY8jaGs7xJ0

[Mental Trousers]

I like the song (about the only 1 of hers I like) but it makes you wonder who wrote the lyrics:


I need some shelter of my own protection baby
Be with myself in center, clarity
Peace, Serenity

[Mental Trousers]

This one is somewhat disturbing as well as stupid:


And I might like you better if we fought together
If it's not to be thenknow that I got somethin' better for ya:

Naked pictures of your mother
Naked pictures of your mother
Naked pictures of your mother GO

[Maha]

This one is somewhat disturbing as well as stupid:

They sing that in some parts of Norfland....:spudguita

[kiwifruit]

Banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!
Banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!

Is there a perfect way of holding you baby?! (Liar)
Vicinity of Obscenity in your eyes!
Terracotta terracotta terracotta PIE!
Is there a perfect way of holding you baby?! (Liar)

Vicinity of Obscenity in your eyes!
Terracotta pie (Hey!)
Terracotta pie (Hey!)
Terracotta pie (Hey!)
Terracotta pie!

[avgas]

Dont break my heart,
My Ache breaky heart,
I just dont....

[Laava]

"You give love......a band aid!"
Bon Jovi. For a guy who is anti drugs, he sure is messed up

[MisterD]

For a man lauded as one half of one of the greatest songwriting partnerships ever, Sir Macca has come up with some stinkers....the whole of "O-bla-di, o-bla-da" for a start off, but I'm sure that there's a song on his Pipes of Peace album which contains the line "..and I acted like a dustbin lid" FFS, I reckon Chapman probably did Lennon a favour!

[homer]

Exactley!!....if you are going somewhere, and coming back, then surely thats a 'return ticket'?.....:confused:

Haha someone didnt read the fine print and conditions

[Hitcher]

The wild dogs cry out in the night
As they look for some solitary company
But I know I must do what's right
As sure as Kilamanjaro rises like a memphis
Above the Serengeti.

Toto. No contest.

[ynot slow]

"And I would walk 500 miles,and I would walk 500 more."

Typical tight scot git,and he did it twice,use ye bike laddie.:banana:

[Maha]

"And I would walk 500 miles,and I would walk 500 more."

Typical tight scot git,and he did it twice,use ye bike laddie.:banana:

Exactly what I wanted .....
A Lyric and your own interpretation of what its saying.....thats pricless, bling sent...:laugh:

[Japtwin]

Hey dont be dissing SOAD. Bring your own bomb

[Japtwin]

ACDC "its a long way to the shops if you want a sausage roll"

[The Pastor]

Corey Heart- I Wear My Sunglasses At Night

I wear my sunglasses at night
so I can
so I can
Watch you weave then breath your story lines.
And I wear my sunglasses at night
so I can
so I can
Keep track of the visions in my eyes.


IF YOU WEAR SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT YOU SHOULD BE STABBED IN THE FACE.

[Maha]

I Do I Do I Do I Do I Doooooooo............:shutup:

Alright!!.....I get it!!!........:brick:

[Waylander]

Writing lyrics for todays 'artists'

IF struck with writers block or you just don't have a good idea for a song to begin with just make a random noise an repeat infinite.



Ella
Ella
Ella
Ella
Ella
Ella
Ella
Ella
Or just write one line that might sound cool when used once or twice but repeat infinite.
I'm bleeding out digging deeper just to blow it away.
I'm bleeding out digging deeper just to blow it away.
I'm bleeding out digging deeper just to blow it away.
I'm bleeding out digging deeper just to blow it away.
I'm bleeding out digging deeper just to blow it away.
I'm bleeding out digging deeper just to blow it away.

Or if worst comes to worst just use someone elses music and talk about fucking sluts and drinking henasy and shooting people without actually singing anything. Worked for Diddy/p-diddy/ Sean Combs/ whatever he calls himself this week. Kanye West?

[Hitcher]

drinking henasy

Hennessy. It's a cognac. Arguably one of the better ones.

[Macktheknife]

which contains the line "..and I acted like a dustbin lid"

This is Cockney rhyming slang, it means 'I acted like a kid'.

One of my all time fav's;
Picture yourself in a boat on a river,
with tangerine trees and marmalade skies.
Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly,
The girl with kaleidoscope eyes.
Cellophane towers of yellow and green,
Towering over your head.
Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes and she's gone.
Follow her down to a bridge by a fountain
Where rocking horse people eat marshmallow pies.
Everyone smiles as you drift past the flowers
That grow so incredibly high.
Newspaper taxis appear on the shore
waiting to take you away
Climb in the back with your head in the clouds and you're gone.
Picture yourself on a train in a station
with plasticine porters with looking glass ties.
Suddenly someone is there at the turnstile
The girl with kaleidoscope eyes.

Just how incredibly stoned were those guys??? :2thumbsup:2thumbsup

[turtleman]

.....Just how incredibly stoned were those guys??? :2thumbsup:2thumbsup

Or John Fogarty (CCR) - must've had some freaky shit when this was written!

There's a giant doing cartwheels, a statue wearin' high heels
Look at all the happy creatures dancing on the lawn
A dinosaur Victrola list'ning to Buck Owens
Doo, doo, doo, lookin' out my back door

Tambourines and elephants are playing in the band
Won't you take a ride on the flyin' spoon
Wond'rous apparition provided by magician
Doo, doo, doo, lookin' out my back door

Crazy !

[Marmoot]

You!
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.

Let's start a war, start a nuclear war,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Wow! (Shout out loud)
At the gay bar.

Now tell me do ya, a do ya have any money?
I wanna spend all your money,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.

[Pause]

I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Wow! (Shout out loud)

You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
Yeah! you're a superstar, at the gay bar.
You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
Superstar.
Super, super, superstar

- Electric Six - Gay Bar

[Coyote]

AND gangster accents get right up my nose too...

"I have got to" becomes "Gotsta" SPEAK PROPER ALREADY!
Werd

Method Man and Redman - Da Rockwilder

(Redman)
Oh my God, oh my God!
(Method Man)
Aaaow! (Boo!)
Uh, uh, yo, uh
Microphone checka, swingin' sword lecture
Closin' down the sector, supreme neck protector
Better warn 'em kid, Mr. Meth's a boiling pot
About to blow his lid from the pressure, too hot for TV
For cheesy, too many wanna be hard be easy
It's all N'together, going all out together
It don't take much to please me
Still homes I'm never satisfy like the Stones
We don't condone bitin' see them selling crossbones
Protecting what I'm writing
Don't clash with the Titan who blast with a license
To kill rap reciting
Come on, in the zone with ya nigga from the Group Home
Tical! (F*** your lifestyle!)
Put your lights out
Get the sh*t to crackin' got you feenin' with your pipes out
Time for some action, surfin' the avenue
Mad at you, where I used to battle crews
Back when Antoinette had that attitude
Cover me I'm going in, walls closing in
Got us bustin' off these pistols
My niggas got issues, again, same song
Armed with the mega bomb
Blow you out the frame and then I'm gone

(Redman)
Yo, I was going too but we roam, cellular phones
Doc-Meth back in the flesh, blood and bones
Don't condone, spit bank loans and homegrown
Suckers break like Turbo in ozone
When I, grab the broom
Moon-walk platoon hawk my goons bark
Leave you in a blue lagoon lost (true)
Three nines and a glove with Nasu he dying in the car
While we behind on the bars
Haters don't touch (what?) weigh us both up
Now my neighbor dope up
Got the cable hooked up, all channels
Lift my shirt all mammals
You ship off keys and we ship Grand Pianos
Sawed off shotgun
Hand on the pump, sippin' on a forty
Yo smokin' on a blunt!
Bust my gun and Red and Meth gettin' jumped
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, laaaaa
Yeah come on, Red and Meth gettin' jumped
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, laaaaa

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Ah mah gad, holla atcha boieeeezzz!!! Dat shitz niggerific

[Sully60]

That Airborne song 'Wild and Free", rockin cool song but this lyric just had to be posted (took me a while to find the thread again the single's only been out about a year:rolleyes:)

'Cry me a river, cry me a river of tears'

What the fuck else are you going to cry, smegma?

[GaZBur]

Quite possible the dumbest lyrics for one of the best songs ever.
Motorhead - can you guess the title?


If you squeeze my lizard
I´ll put my snake on you
I´m a romantic adventure
And I´m a reptile too

CHORUS:
But it don´t make no difference
´cos I ain´t gonna be, easy, easy
the only time I´m gonna be easy´s when I´m
Killed by death
Killed by death
Killed by death
Killed by death

I´m a lone wolf ligger
But I ain´t no pretty boy
I´m a backbone shiver
and I´m a bundle of joy

CHORUS

But it don´t make no difference
´cos I ain´t gonna be, easy, easy
the only time I´m easy´s when I´m
Killed by death
Killed by death
Killed by death
Killed by death

Killed by death
Killed by death
Killed by death
Killed by death


I especially love
"the only time I´m gonna be easy´s when I´m
Killed by death"

[firefighter]

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out)

MAKES ME WANT TO BECOME AN INTERNATIONAL ASSASSIN!!!!!

Now for some good lyrics....

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Hahahaha, "we're all mother uckers and we're ucking with your shit!"......:Punk:

or just as humerous

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[MaxB]

I used to turn the sound on the TV down and just watch them. Made up for the lyrics.

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The Bangles

Walk Like An Egyptian Lyrics


(L. Sternberg)
Vicki, Michael, Susanna

All the old paintings on the tombs
They do the sand dance don't you know
If they move too quick (oh whey oh)
They're falling down like a domino

All the bazaar men by the Nile
They got the money on a bet
Gold crocodiles (oh whey oh)
They snap their teeth on your cigarette

Foreign types with the hookah pipes say
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
Walk like an Egyptian

Blonde waitresses take their trays
They spin around and they cross the floor
They've got the moves (oh whey oh)
You drop your drink then they bring you more

All the school kids so sick of books
They like the punk and the metal band
When the buzzer rings (oh whey oh)
They're walking like an Egyptian

All the kids in the marketplace say
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
Walk like an Egyptian

Slide your feet up the street bend your back
Shift your arm then you pull it back
Life is hard you know (oh whey oh)
So strike a pose on a Cadillac

If you want to find all the cops
They're hanging out in the donut shop
They sing and dance (oh whey oh)
Spin the clubs cruise down the block

All the Japanese with their yen
The party boys call the Kremlin
And the Chinese know (oh whey oh)
They walk the line like Egyptian

All the cops in the donut shop say
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
Walk like an Egyptian
Walk like an Egyptian

[MisterD]

Quite possible the dumbest lyrics for one of the best songs ever.

...and complemented perfectly by the video. Harley through a wall anyone?

[Big Dave]

Doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy dooooo.

[Sully60]

Shoop shoop diddy wop cumma cumma wang dang.

[Maha]

And you give yourself away, with or without you. :wacko:

[Matt Bleck]

From Metallica's new one...

"Love is a four letter word"

No shit Sherlock!

[Sully60]

I had to embed ths for full effect...

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[Hitcher]

Shoop shoop diddy wop cumma cumma wang dang.

The diddy wop gave me a nasty fright.

[ZephyrMark2]

awesome sully...

that made me cringe!

[Sully60]

awesome sully...

that made me cringe!

If you cringe then you must remember it. The eighties weren't voted the coolest decade for nothing.:crazy:

[MisterD]

The eighties weren't voted the coolest decade at all.

Fixxored for you.

I've always thought this was one of the daftest lyrics by an otherwise excellent band:

"Tonight there's gonna to be a jailbreak, somewhere in this town."

I would have thought the jail would be the obvious place for a jailbreak..:lol:

[Brownbikerbabe]

yeah. Like that song that used to bug me - 'don't stab a nun'. I mean you'd think something like that would be self-explanatory. Made more sense when it was pointed out to me that they were singing 'dance stamina'.:oops:

roflmao!!! Too cute...how many lyrics have we all sung wrong?...thanks for the chuckle

[Virago]

Blinded By the Light (Manfred Mann).

Why the hell did Little Early Birly keep his anus curly-wurly...?

[Gubb]

From Metallica's new one...

"Love is a four letter word"

No shit Sherlock!

I actually quite like that line, you do know what it means right?
Try thinking of some other four letter words.

[ynot slow]

Keep getting it wrong but Bob Segars' "wish I did know now what I didn't know then."

[scumdog]

"I have got to" becomes "Gotsta" SPEAK PROPER ALREADY!

As bad as "I axsed him"

You chopped him with an axe???

"Nah man, I axsed him a question"

[scumdog]

This is Cockney rhyming slang, it means 'I acted like a kid'.

One of my all time fav's;
Picture yourself in a boat on a river,
with tangerine trees and marmalade skies.
Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly,
The girl with kaleidoscope eyes.
Cellophane towers of yellow and green,
Towering over your head.
Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes and she's gone.
Follow her down to a bridge by a fountain
Where rocking horse people eat marshmallow pies.
Everyone smiles as you drift past the flowers
That grow so incredibly high.
Newspaper taxis appear on the shore
waiting to take you away
Climb in the back with your head in the clouds and you're gone.
Picture yourself on a train in a station
with plasticine porters with looking glass ties.
Suddenly someone is there at the turnstile
The girl with kaleidoscope eyes.

Just how incredibly stoned were those guys??? :2thumbsup:2thumbsup

Never noticed anyhting odd about those lyrics at all.....must say something about me I guess...:pinch:

[Lonebull]

I thought it was one way ticket to Helengrad.

That's pretty clever. Good call

Here are a couple of my favorites

"Wouldn’t You Like To Know Me? - Paul Stanley. "You got the key, but babe, I locked the gate." some of these metal dudes just don't help to kill the stereotypes that follow them.

"Whenever, Wherever" - Shakira. "Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains" Huh???

"Time For Me To Fly" - R.E.O. Speedwagon. "…enough of the jealousy and the intoleration…" Will the butchery of the English language never cease

"Roundabout" - Yes. "Mountains come out of the sky and they stand there." I have this album and its ok but this line is kinda redundant. What else is a mountain gonna do?

and how about this sickly little gem from the guys who helped fuck up Metal

"Every Rose Has It's Thorn" - Poison. "Every rose has it's thorn, Just like Every night has it's dawn". Duhhhh

This last song makes me physically ill

The List goes on and on. Don't even want to start on some of the rap shit that's out there.


Some stuff sounds great when you sing it but take away those guitars and uuuggghhh!!!!!:sick:

[Matt Bleck]

I actually quite like that line, you do know what it means right?
Try thinking of some other four letter words.
yip, dumb comes to mind.... :D

[Blackshear]

I especially hate any of the new R&B artists.
There are so many ripoffs being spun out lately. The Spin me right round song, Live your life (Dragostea Din Tei, or 'Numa Numa') and some other one... All by Rhianna alone. Don't even get me started on her fucking sampling.
-Don't stop the music - Michael Jacksons 'Wanna be startin something'
Disturbia - The White Stripes '7 nation army'
Etc etc.
Most artists do it... But to so blatantly copy any popular song is just my pet hate in the music industry. Stop reading lyrics handed to you by a songwriter and fucking use your talent.


/Rant.

[Virago]

..."Every Rose Has It's Thorn" - Poison. "Every rose has it's thorn, Just like Every night has it's dawn"...

The apostrophe division of BDOTGNZA simmers gently...

[Beemer]

This brings back some (unfortunate) memories! But I disagree on Ob-la-di ob-la-da as I love that song!

What about Boney M's "Brown girl in the ring, tra la la la la - she looks like a sugar in a plum, plum plum. Show me your motion [ooh, as in 'show me your turd?'], tra la la la la" and it goes on to have the great line "beng-a-deng". Then there was that hideous rap song that some bimbo sang about 'that's just my baby daddy'. WTF?

Don't forget the classics like Afternoon Delight by the Starland Vocal Band -
"Started out this morning feeling so polite
I always though a fish could not be caught who wouldn't bite
But you've got some bait a waitin' and I think I might
Try nibbling a little afternoon delight.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight." Say no more!

Not to mention El Paso by Marty Robbins (stuck in my head courtesy of the bloody Dom Post's five minute quiz!)

"One night a wild young cowboy came in,
Wild as the West Texas wind.
Dashing and daring,
A drink he was sharing
With wicked Felina,
The girl that I loved.

So in anger I

Challenged his right for the love of this maiden.
Down went his hand for the gun that he wore.
My challenge was answered in less than a heart-beat;
The handsome young stranger lay dead on the floor.

Just for a moment I stood there in silence,
Shocked by the FOUL EVIL deed I had done.
Many thoughts raced through my mind as I stood there;
I had but one chance and that was to run.

Out through the back door of Rosa's I ran,
Out where the horses were tied.
I caught a good one.
It looked like it could run.
Up on its back
And away I did ride"

[Blossom]

Then the ever popular "Trio" are proud to bring you...

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[kiwifruit]

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Hey, you. Hey, you. Hey, you, come here. Come here, you. Come here, you. Hey, you, come here. You. I said you. I said you. I said you. I said you. I said you, with the tail. You come here. You. Yes, you. Come here. Go away. Come here. Hey, you, come here. Come here. Come here. Go away. Come here. Go away. Stop. Come here. Come here. Come here. Go away. Go. Come here. Hey, you. I said you. I said you. I said you, mate. I said you. I'm looking at you, mate. I said you, mate. I said, you come here. I said, go away. Didn't you kill my brother?
My sister in law was an oak tree, or do I mean a manhole cover?
I've got a brain like a jukebox.
Here, didn't you kill my brother?
I got a job as a petrol pump for the government, undercover.
Come here. I want to talk to you.
Here, didn't you kill my brother?
Didn't ya kill, didn't ya kill, didn't ya kill my brother?
Didn't ya kill, didn't ya kill, didn't ya kill my brother?
(I like a laugh!)
(I like a laugh!)
You're the best pal a girl ever had.
I wouldn't drop you for another.
Give us a pound or I'll kick your teeth in!
Here, didn't you kill my brother?
I like strangling budgies.
(I'm what you'd call an animal lover.)
I like North Korean Sherry.
Here, didn't you kill my brother?
You know, I've only known you for ten minutes. I've only known you for ten minutes, but you're the best pal I've ever had! You're the bestest pal I've ever had! You're my mate! You and me, mate! You're my Here, didn't you kill my brother?
Didn't ya kill, didn't ya kill, didn't ya kill my brother?
Didn't ya kill, didn't ya kill, didn't ya kill my brother?
Didn't ya kill, didn't ya kill, didn't ya kill my brother?
Didn't ya kill, didn't ya kill, didn't ya kill my brother?
(I like a laugh)
(It's a funny old world)
Hello, mate. How you keeping?
Hello, mate. How you keeping?
Hello, mate. How you keeping?
Here, didn't you kill my brother?
I saw ya.
I saw ya.
Didn't you kill my brother?
You bought him a pint of lager, and then you killed him.
You killed my brother.
I saw ya.
I saw ya.
Didn't you kill my brother?
You did a very nice job.
I really must congratulate ya.
Didn't ya kill, didn't ya kill, didn't ya kill my brother?
Didn't ya kill, didn't ya kill, didn't ya kill my brother?
Didn't ya kill, didn't ya kill, didn't ya kill my brother?
Didn't ya kill, didn't ya kill, didn't ya kill my brother?
Didn't ya kill, didn't ya kill, didn't ya kill my brother?
Didn't ya kill, didn't ya kill, didn't ya kill my brother?
(I like a laugh.)
(I like a laugh.)
(I like like like like like a laugh.)

[Cheshire Cat]

Banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!
Banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!

Is there a perfect way of holding you baby?! (Liar)
Vicinity of Obscenity in your eyes!
Terracotta terracotta terracotta PIE!
Is there a perfect way of holding you baby?! (Liar)

Vicinity of Obscenity in your eyes!
Terracotta pie (Hey!)
Terracotta pie (Hey!)
Terracotta pie (Hey!)
Terracotta pie!



that song is godlike!!! lol:banana:

[kiwifruit]

you are godlike!!! lol:banana:

yeah i know

[Cheshire Cat]

Corey Heart- I Wear My Sunglasses At Night

I wear my sunglasses at night
so I can
so I can
Watch you weave then breath your story lines.
And I wear my sunglasses at night
so I can
so I can
Keep track of the visions in my eyes.


IF YOU WEAR SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT YOU SHOULD BE STABBED IN THE FACE.



with a skrewdriver

[Gwinch]

Punch 'em in the dick
(What)
Punch 'em in the dick
(What)
Fuckers talk shit
I'ma punch 'em in the dick
(Bow!)
Punch 'em in the diiiiick
Punch 'em in the diiiiick
Motherfuckers talk shit
I'ma punch 'em in the dick

Yo look at that chump
See the way that he struts
Don't kick him in the rump
Go nuts on his nuts
Just pop a squat
Start lettin' off the shots
Like knock knock knock
Just coldcocked his cock
Yo, to all the cock-knockers
Nut-crackers
Ball-breakers
Peter-beaters
Keep on boxing your baby makers
With a sock to the jock
Better make that a double
Just a couple of rounds of knuckles
Beneath the buckle and he'll buckle
If you're in trouble
Give him some urine trouble
Hand him his balls
And tell him better learn to juggle
Turn his pebbles into rubble
Make him wonder what might've been
Make it so the South will never rise again

Now every man claims to be the toughest and the meanest
Watch your crocks, because soon the losers will be your weenus
And the winners in all the gladiator arenas
Are always the ones that go straight for the penis

So punch 'em in the dick
(What)
Punch 'em in the dick
(What)
Motherfucker talk shit
I'ma punch 'em in the dick
(B'low!)
Punch 'em in the diiiiick
Punch 'em in the diiiiick
Motherfucker talk shit
I'ma punch 'em in the dick

Punch 'em in the dick
(What)
Punch 'em in the dick
(What)
Motherfucker talk shit
I'ma punch 'em in the dick
(Bow!)
Punch 'em in the diiiiick
Punch 'em in the diiiiick
You motherfuckers talk shit
I'ma punch 'em in the dick

I'll give your willy a welt
Like you ain't never felt
Soon as I'm knelt
I'ma pelt you below the belt
Like Bang!
Bust em' in the wang
Like it ain't no thang
Now you really can't hang

But you ain't gotta be a dude
Shit, I'll dick-punch a chick
Because I don't discriminate
When I punch em' in the dick
Whether Suzie Homemaker or a floozy home-wrecker
I'ma deck'er in the pecker, mother-fecker

It could be your mama
Better be no drama
You could be the Dalai llama
I'ma still put it on ya
With a right, left, right, left
Yo dick punched
Then you say Goddam, my shit's crunched
Scrotum? I damn near killed 'em
I capped him in (?) the boner, man
Forget about children
You ain't got enough kung-fu to bust some ninja shit
Fuck Sun-Tzu, you want to learn the Art of Won

Punch 'em in the dick
(What)
Punch 'em in the dick
(What)
Motherfuckers talk shit
Straight punch 'em in the dick
(B'low!)
Punch 'em in the diiiiick
Punch 'em in the diiiiick
You motherfuckers talk shit
Straight punch 'em in the dick

Punch 'em in the dick
(What)
Punch 'em in the dick
(What)
Motherfuckers talk shit
Straight punch 'em in the dick
(B'ow!)
Punch 'em in the diiiiick
Punch 'em in the diiiiick
You motherfuckers talk shit
Punch 'em in the dick

We
Got
A brand new dance
Called punch his ass right in the dick

We
Got
A brand new dance
Called punch his ass right in the dick

Any of you snotty kids be talkin' shit
I'ma drop a fist on your naughty bits
I got punches a'plentiful
You bet your rear-end it'll sting
When I start swingin' on your genitals
Because then it'll swell up all out of proportion
Lookin' like an eggplant forced into your foreskin
Nevermind abortion
Forget vasectomy
I got your birth-control... B'low!
Nut-check, homey

I punched God in the dick
I punched Mary in the dick
I punched Jesus Christ in the dick
Yo, I punched Cheney in the dick
I punched Powell in his colon
I punched George in his Bush
I punched Condoleezza Rice in the diiiiiick

Punch 'em in the dick
(What)
Punch 'em in the dick
(What)
Motherfuckers talk shit
Straight punch 'em in the dick
(B'low!)
Punch 'em in the diiiiick
Punch 'em in the diiiiick
You motherfuckers talk shit
What, I'ma punch 'em in the dick
Blaaah!

Punch 'em in the dick
(Ungh)
Punch 'em in the dick
(Ungh)
Motherfuckers talk shit
Straight punch 'em in the dick
Blaaah!

Punch 'em in the diiiiick
Punch 'em in the diiiiick
Motherfuckers talk shit
Yo, punch 'em in the dick

Gonna punch 'em in the dick
Watch me punch 'em in the dick
Love to punch 'em in the dick
Born to punch 'em in the dick
Forever punch 'em in the dick
Sucker punch 'em in the dick
Fruit punch 'em in the dick
Hawaiian punch 'em in the motherfuckin' diiiick

[Pussy]

The apostrophe division of BDOTGNZA simmers gently...
They're all in the right place for what you quoted

[Beemer]

They're all in the right place for what you quoted

You are NOT serious are you? If you believe that what was originally quoted was grammatically correct - "Every Rose Has It's Thorn" - Poison. "Every rose has it's thorn, Just like Every night has it's dawn" then you need help, and you need it quickly!

The word its only has an apostrophe in it when it is the shortened form of 'it is' - it NEVER has an apostrophe to show possession as you would if 'its' replaced a name, such as "Pussy's thorn". So the correct versions would be "every rose has its thorn" and "every night has its dawn".

I'm amazed you got the positioning of the apostrophe right in your post if you think like this!

[Swoop]

What about the Darkness' "One way ticket to hell and back"?

Shouldn't have that been picked up a bit earlier in the songwriting/naming process?
Perhaps it is like the scenic flights to Antarctica, that Air NZ used to do. You would have bought just the one ticket for the flight that took you there and returned.

OK, apart from that one flight...

So Justin is singing about a "scenic flight to hell and back"...

"Good evening, this is your pilot speaking.
On our left you will see the fire's of hell and the devil can be seen just forward of the engine casing. On our right you will see line-dancing in progress and helen clerke applying for a job at the UN".

[Virago]

They're all in the right place for what you quoted

Were they...?

In that case, please accept my apology's...

[Beemer]

Were they...?

In that case, please accept my apology's...

Yeah, accept my apologys' too, I hadn't realised how dumb I was...

[pritch]

with a skrewdriver

OK I give up. WTF is a skrewdriver?

[pritch]

Were they...?

In that case, please accept my apology's...

Not any more.:whistle: Where's :hitcher:?


The Eagles' "Woo hoo hoo my my woo hoo hoo" probably wouldn't win any prizes for sagacity,
but in mitigation the song does contain the following lines:

"So often times it happens that we live our lives in chains
And we never even know we have the key."

[eelracing]

This is Cockney rhyming slang, it means 'I acted like a kid'.

One of my all time fav's;
Picture yourself in a boat on a river,
with tangerine trees and marmalade skies.
Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly,
The girl with kaleidoscope eyes.
Cellophane towers of yellow and green,
Towering over your head.
Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes and she's gone.
Follow her down to a bridge by a fountain
Where rocking horse people eat marshmallow pies.
Everyone smiles as you drift past the flowers
That grow so incredibly high.
Newspaper taxis appear on the shore
waiting to take you away
Climb in the back with your head in the clouds and you're gone.
Picture yourself on a train in a station
with plasticine porters with looking glass ties.
Suddenly someone is there at the turnstile
The girl with kaleidoscope eyes.

Just how incredibly stoned were those guys??? :2thumbsup:2thumbsup


V stoned as the title of the song gave Lennons game away

Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds.

[Pussy]

Were they...?

In that case, please accept my apology's...

MY BAD!! You are quite correct! Bit of brain fade!:Oops:

[MsKABC]

Lucky that my lips
Not only mumble
They spill kisses
Like a fountain
Lucky that my breasts
Are small and humble
So you don't confuse them
With mountains
Lucky I have strong legs
Like my mother
To run for cover

- Shakira

I mean.... WTF??? :crazy: :weird:

[MsKABC]

Were they...?

In that case, please accept my apology's...


Your apology's what? :lol:

ETA Just adding to your p/t there BTW

[MsKABC]

OK I give up. WTF is a skrewdriver?

From: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skrewdriver

Skrewdriver was a British punk rock band formed in Poulton-le-Fylde a town near Blackpool in 1976 by Ian Stuart Donaldson. They later changed into a skinhead band, and then became one of the first neo-Nazi white power rock bands, playing a leading role in the far right Rock Against Communism movement.[1]

[Blackshear]

:shifty:



[Chorus: x2]
Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Then Super Man Dat Hoe
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

[Verse 1:]
Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
Watch Me Lean And Watch Me Rock
Super Man Dat Hoe
Then Watch Me Crank Dat Robocop
Super Fresh, Now Watch Me Jock
Jocking On Them Haterz Man
When I Do Dat Soulja Boy
I Lean To The Left And Crank Dat Dance
(Now You)
I'm Jocking On Yo Bitch Ass
And If We Get The Fightin
Then I'm Cocking On Your Bitch
You Catch Me At Yo Local Party
Yes I Crank It Everyday
Haterz Get Mad Cuz
"I Got Me Some Bathin Apes"

[Chorus x2]

[Verse 2:]
I'm Bouncin On My Toe
Watch Me Super Soak Dat Hoe
I'ma Pass It To Arab
Then He Gon Pass It To The Low (Low)
Haterz Wanna Be Me
Soulja Boy, I'm The Man
They Be Lookin At My Neck
Sayin Its The Rubberband Man (Man)
Watch Me Do It (Watch Me Do It)
Dance (Dance)
Let Get To It (Let Get To It)
Nope, You Can't Do It Like Me
Hoe, So Don't Do It Like Me
Folk, I See You Tryna Do It Like Me
Man That Shit Was Ugly

[Chorus x4]

Such money-worthy lyric writing, right there. Do you not agree?

:jerry:

[martybabe]

As a star struck boy I used to spend hours listening to and singing David Bowie songs, looking for the meaning, trying to decipher the mystic message that the starman was trying to convey.

Years later he said in an interview, his songs meant bugger all, they were just a random collection of sentences he'd taken a fancy to. A line of his own followed by one from the Times news paper followed by a line from sheepdog monthly, cut and pasted and put to a tune of some worth.

No wonder I couldn't figure out when the Venusians were due :lol: I've been lost to the Cosmos ever since.

David, if your reading this you're a coont but I forgive ya.

Sing along peeps!................

It must strain you to look down so far from your father's house,

And I know what a louse like me in his house could do for you.

I'm the Cream

Of the Great Utopia Dream.

And you're the gleam

In the depths of your banker's spleen.

I'm a phallus in pigtails

And there's blood on my nose,

And my tissue is rotting

Where the rats chew my bones,

And my eye sockets empty

See nothing but pain.

I keep having this brainstorm

About twelve times a day.

So now,You could spend the morning walking with me,quite amazed

As I'm Unwashed and Somewhat Slightly Dazed

[Grizzo]

ooops, I did it again:mad:

[Virago]

ooops, I did it again:mad:

Bugger - I've got that song stuck in my head now...:oi-grr:

[Lilly2w]

We 're heading for venus and still we stand tall, cause maybe they've seen us and welcome us all... (cue hair flick and longing gaze into camera)

Come my little venus.. (can't stop thinking come my little penis , ick)

[MsKABC]

As a star struck boy I used to spend hours listening to and singing David Bowie songs, looking for the meaning, trying to decipher the mystic message that the starman was trying to convey.

Years later he said in an interview, his songs meant bugger all, they were just a random collection of sentences he'd taken a fancy to. A line of his own followed by one from the Times news paper followed by a line from sheepdog monthly, cut and pasted and put to a tune of some worth.


So you don't feel any bitterness or resentment toward DB for all that wasted youth? Those hours you'll never get back?

I remember studying song lyrics in fourth form music, in particular I remember American Pie. You can go pretty deep there :crazy:

[Maha]

Im in you, you're in me (Peter Frampton)....sounds like man on man action to me....:whistle:

[Cheshire Cat]

LOOK! i know my spelling is shocking!!:( leave me alone.:weep:

[scumdog]

Punch 'em in the dick
(What)
Punch 'em in the dick
(What)
Fuckers talk shit
I'ma punch 'em in the dick
(Bow!)

Yadda-yadda-ferkin meaningles yadda...

Born to punch 'em in the dick
Forever punch 'em in the dick
Sucker punch 'em in the dick
Fruit punch 'em in the dick
Hawaiian punch 'em in the motherfuckin' diiiick

THE biggest collection of meaningless crap-arsed words I have ever seen strung together:yes: - surely it was computer generated??? Half of the words in the list seem to be 'dick', what's THAT about??
(No human is THAT brain-adled, are they? huh?):blink:

[scumdog]

:shifty:



[Chorus: x2]
Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Then Super Man Dat Hoe

Yadda-ferking-yadda

You Can't Do It Like Me
Hoe, So Don't Do It Like Me
Folk, I See You Tryna Do It Like Me
Man That Shit Was Ugly

[Chorus x4]

Such money-worthy lyric writing, right there. Do you not agree?



:jerry:

Yup, my bad, even worse than the last post I made on the topic - who the eff would buy 'lyrics' like that??? ever??

[Sully60]

Yup, my bad, even worse than the last post I made on the topic - who the eff would buy 'lyrics' like that??? ever??

I don't know who but I know that there's enough of them that the writer of those lyrics can probably afford some mad grillz...
http://www.goldteeth.com/images/invisible-sets2.jpg
:puke:

[scumdog]

I don't know who but I know that there's enough of them that the writer of those lyrics can probably afford some mad grillz...


That just proves there are more losers willing to part with their $$ to get some inane words married to questionable 'music' than I first though...

[FJRider]

That just proves there are more losers willing to part with their $$ to get some inane words married to questionable 'music' than I first though...

"disposeable income" figures are on the increase... I just wish mine was too... bugger.:crybaby:

[vifferman]

What about Boney M's "Brown girl in the ring, tra la la la la - she looks like a sugar in a plum, plum plum. /quote]
"Buffalo girls go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside (etc. etc)..."


I don't mind silly lyrics, or lyrics that sound good even if they're nonsensical. It's just music, right? Background noise? Don't bother looking too deep to try to develop a personal philosophy of Life, the Universe, and Everything from them.

"Run! Run like a baked bean, yeah!
Slip-joint that wiggle, you good thang!
Gonna hip thrust your nose at the sky,
Go on and marry that guy and give him a pie.
Wang wang a dang dang!
Woop woop woopadop Doop!
Oh yeah!"

[peasea]

Or;

"I saw a lion, he was standing alone, with a tadpole in a jar"

Was the lion in the jar WITH the tadpole and if so he wasn't alone, he had a tadpole with him.

70's drugs were ace!

[Maha]

''Those three wise men, they got a semi by the sea''

Now I know being by the sea can be romantic, but arousing??...:confused:

Why not say they got their cray pots?

[Gareth123]

I love this classic by Theory of a Dead Man.

My girlfriends a dick magnet
My girlfriend, she's gotta have it

Or you can always look at the classic one by Bruce Springsteen

Hey litle girl is your Daddy home
Did he go and leave you all alone
I've got a bad desire

Is he a kiddy fiddler or what!?!

[davebullet]

Bryan Adams "everything I do, I do it for you". Bullshit buddy. You do it for yourself or Canadian hockey, but you damn sure don't do everything you do for your missus.

[davebullet]

I love this classic by Theory of a Dead Man.

My girlfriends a dick magnet
My girlfriend, she's gotta have it

Or you can always look at the classic one by Bruce Springsteen

Hey litle girl is your Daddy home
Did he go and leave you all alone
I've got a bad desire

Is he a kiddy fiddler or what!?!


Even worse, the next line is "Ooooooo I'm for hire" Sick sick Brucey.

[Cheshire Cat]

Four, tres, two, uno

Listen up ya'll, 'cause this is it
The beat that I'm bangin' is de-li-cious

Fergalicious definition make them boys go loco
They want my treasure so they get their pleasures from my photo.
You could see me, you can't squeeze me.
I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy.
I got reasons why I tease 'em.
Boys just come and go like seasons.

Fergalicious (so delicious)
But I ain't promiscuous.
And if you was suspicious,
All that shit is fictitious.
I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh)
I put them boys on rock, rock.
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)


So delicious (it's hot, hot)
So delicious (I put them boys on rock, rock)
So delicious (they wanna taste of what I got)
I'm Fergalicious (t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty)


Fergalicious def-,
Fergalicious def-,
Fergalicious def- ["def" is echoing]
Fergalicious definition make them boys go crazy.
They always claim they know me,
Comin' to me call me Stacy (Hey, Stacy),
I'm the F to the E, R, G, the I, the E,
And can't no other lady put it down like me.


I'm Fergalicious (so delicious)
My body stay vicious
I be up in the gym just working on my fitness
He's my witness (oooh, wee)
I put yo' boy on rock, rock
And he be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)


So delicious (it's hot, hot)
So delicious (I put them boys on rock, rock)
So delicious (they wanna taste of what I got)
Fergalicious (hold, hold, hold, hold, hold up, check it out)


Baby, baby, baby,
If you really want me,
Honey get some patience.
Maybe then you'll get a taste.
I'll be tasty, tasty,
I'll be laced with lacey.
It's so tasty, tasty,
It'll make you crazy.


T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty, T to the A to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the, hit it Fergie


All the time I turn around brotha's gather round always looking at me up and down looking at my (uuhh)
I just wanna say it now - I ain't trying to round up drama, little mama I don't wanna take your man.
And I know I'm coming off just a little bit conceited and I keep on repeating how the boys wanna eat it.
But I'm tryin' to tell, that I can't be treated like clientele
'Cause they say she...


Delicious (so delicious)
But I ain't promiscuous
And if you was suspicious
All that shit is fictitious
I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh)
I put them boys on rock, rock
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (got, got, got)

Four, tres, two, uno.
My body stay vicious,
I be up in the gym just working on my fitness,
He's my witness (oooh, wee).
I put yo' boy on rock, rock,
And he be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
I'm Fergalicious, t-t-t-t-t tasty, tasty
It's so delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
I'm Fergalicious, t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t (aye, aye, aye, aye)


T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty. T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty
T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty. T to the A, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the, E to the, L I C I O U S, to the
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)

T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty. T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty
T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty. T to the A, to the, four, tres, two, uno
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the.....

[Cheshire Cat]

YEAH!

Let me tell you about this time I got a peanut in my eye...
It was riiiight under the lid
not the kinda peanut you buy from the shop...
But the kinda peanut that pops up when you don't want it to..


Got a pea!nut! In my eye!
Got a pea!nut! In my eye! YEAH!



gotapeanutinmyeye!!!!!:wari:

[Maha]

''I'll catch a grenade for ya
I'll put my head on a blade for ya
I'll step in front of a train for ya
I'll take a bullet in the brain for ya
But you wont do the same for me''....

You are obviously a deluded psychpathic loser. Time to cut those apron strings dickehead and while ya at it, stop singing about your sister that way.....its creepy you fucken moron.

[Scuba_Steve]

these are stoopid lyrics I hate

I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth (just whip it)
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth (whip it real good)
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth (just whip it)
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth (whip it real good)
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth (just whip it)
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth (whip it real good)

[Maha]

'Making Love, All Night Long'....!

What, are you on fuckin' P?...8-10...15 minutes tops.......right? :corn:

[unstuck]

No junk food
just earthly goods
I eat weird berries from the woods
Now Im seeing colours
Im getting higher
I think I,ll start
A forest fire.:Punk::Punk:

[Owl]

'Making Love, All Night Long'....!

What, are you on fuckin' P?...8-10...15 minutes tops.......right? :corn:

Thought you'd be "Making Love Out of Nothing At All";)

[Banditbandit]

You are NOT serious are you? If you believe that what was originally quoted was grammatically correct - "Every Rose Has It's Thorn" - Poison. "Every rose has it's thorn, Just like Every night has it's dawn" then you need help, and you need it quickly!

The word its only has an apostrophe in it when it is the shortened form of 'it is' - it NEVER has an apostrophe to show possession as you would if 'its' replaced a name, such as "Pussy's thorn". So the correct versions would be "every rose has its thorn" and "every night has its dawn".

I'm amazed you got the positioning of the apostrophe right in your post if you think like this!

You may be correct - but such vehemence indicates Prosac is required ...


70's drugs were ace!

Yeah .. we know .. I miss them ...



'Making Love, All Night Long'....!

What, are you on fuckin' P?...8-10...15 minutes tops.......right? :corn:


Yeah Bro .. Yeah ... Sure ...

Maybe that's why some many men here have women problems? It's niot the woman that is the problem ...:violin:

[Banditbandit]

You really can't go passed this one ...

Drop Kick Me Jesus Through The Goalposts Of Life
Song from Bobby Bare
Words and music by Paul Craft.




Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.

Make me, oh make me, Lord more than I am
Make me a piece in your master game plan
Free from the earthly tempestion below
I’ve got the will, Lord if you’ve got the toe.

Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.

Take all the brothers who’ve gone on before
And all of the sisters who’ve knocked on your door
All the departed dear loved ones of mine
Stick’em up front in the offensive line.

Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.

Yeah, Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.