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Sully60
15th February 2008, 10:48
A man was in a long line at Wal-Mart.
As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so
he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register.

She asked, 'What size condoms?'

The customer replied that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants.
He did.

She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called over the intercom,
'One box of large condoms, Register 5.'

The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of us, was up
for a cheap thrill.

When he got up to the register, he told the checker that he too ha d
forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could have some brought to the
register for him.

She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know. S he asked him to
drop his pants. He did.

She gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, 'One box of
medium-sized condoms, Register 5.'

A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had seen was
way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a live female, so
he thought this was his chance.

When he got to the register he told the checker he needed some condoms.

She asked him what size and he said he didn't know.? She asked him to drop
his pants and he did. She reached over the counter, gave him a quick squeeze,
then picked up the intercom and said...


(you'll love this one...................)



'Cleanup, Register 5'

Stirts
15th February 2008, 11:07
:killingme:killingme:killingme

Premature ejaculation is the most common reason why half the world exists!!!

:killingme:killingme:killingme

Sully60
15th February 2008, 11:09
:killingme:killingme:killingme

Premature ejaculation is the most common reason why half the world exists!!!

:killingme:killingme:killingme

"And it was over, before it had begun"

K B Wilson.

deanohit
15th February 2008, 12:17
Bwahahaha, nice one mate!

Drew
15th February 2008, 12:33
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, fuckin marvelous.

ManDownUnder
15th February 2008, 12:45
I'll have you know it was checkout 7...

Beemer
18th February 2008, 15:15
Sniperrrr!!!!!!

At least I had the decency to tailor it to NZ... http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=42296&highlight=One+box+large+condoms

Trudes
18th February 2008, 18:48
"And I cum in me pants again, .... arr fuck, and again" lol, not talking from experience are we Mr. Sully???

Sully60
18th February 2008, 19:50
Sniperrrr!!!!!!


Wouldn't that imply accuracy?

I was shooting from the hip babe!



Sorry! :Oops:

Beemer
19th February 2008, 09:38
Wouldn't that imply accuracy?

I was shooting from the hip babe!



Sorry! :Oops:

Wrong... it would actually imply it's a repost...:spanking:

007XX
19th February 2008, 09:54
I was shooting from the hip babe!


I've heard that one before...you smooth talker you! :laugh: :bleh:

What is really amazing, is when you have a hypothetical late 20s young woman, meeting a hypothetical 20 year old english sailor...and he has obviously been at sea for a while, but still manages to go all night :eek: :banana: :woohoo:

The hypothetical woman wonders what they feed them kids on the english war ships...

:rofl:

Ocean1
19th February 2008, 09:59
What is really amazing, is when you have a hypothetical late 20s young woman, meeting a hypothetical 20 year old english sailor...and he has obviously been at sea for a while, but still manages to go all night :eek: :banana: :woohoo:

The hypothetical woman wonders what they feed them kids on the english war ships...

:rofl:

You were on board all night and they didn't feed you?

Bastards.

007XX
19th February 2008, 10:11
You were on board all night and they didn't feed you?

Bastards.

Don't be silly :shifty: I only like one small meal at the time...and generally at home. :nya: