Dad stole my girlfriend...

[Finn]

True story

The Dominion Post on an unhappy Tauranga family.


18 year old Jacob Bowring was dating 18 year old Krystal Clark (above). All fine. But then Krystal traded Jacob in for his 45 year old father James (above). She is now expecting his child. Jacob, understandably, was not too happy about this. So as his Dad drove by with Krystal (and Krystal’s 14 year old female friend), Jacob yelled out that he was a pedophile.


Father James was not too happy about this, and as Jacob is too old to be smacked, chose instead to try and run him over. He chased Jacob down the street until Jacob hid behind a lamp-post. Jacob got his father, James, arrested. Now James already has four disqualified- driving convictions, so the Judge sentenced him to five months’ home detention, drug and alcohol counselling and 12 months’ loss of licence. Only one small problem - his home detention is to be served out on his house-bus!! So he can drive his house bus over his son, without breaching his home detention.



http://www.stuff.co.nz/4416682a10.html

[Str8 Jacket]

I laughed when I saw that photo. All I saw was the word, "redneck" written on the old guy's top in bright red....

[Magua]

I loled. Sad that his punishment is so laughable though.

[Paul in NZ]

What a fine couple.... She looks young enough to raise a bunch more of his kids for us to support.

Christ - we share the roads with these people?

Paul N

um - actually just sharing the planet with them is probably an issue...

[oldrider]

Dad obviously knew how to smoke her tyres! :bleh:

Lousy old bastard should have been schooling his boy how to win, not stealing his girl from him.

Self centered old cunt! :argh: Should be castrated. :eek5:...Worst thing is, they are "breeding"!... :doh: ..John.

[Disco Dan]

Wont be long before we see:

Boy kills father and ex girlfriend in fit of rage.

[Disco Dan]

True story


http://www.stuff.co.nz/4416682a10.html

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=87497&d=1204071718

[nodrog]

....18 year old Jacob Bowring was dating 18 year old Krystal Clark (above). All fine. But then Krystal traded Jacob in for his 45 year old father James

this is not the first time i have heard this senario, seems to be the done thing down here at the moment.

[MIXONE]

I loled. Sad that his punishment is so laughable though.

If a sentence is staying home rooting an 18 yo girl I'm off to run me someone down.:done:

[MisterD]

Now I understand why buses are also known as "Loser cruisers"...

[MIXONE]

The Kiwi answer to Trailer Park Trash.
I was suprised he actually has teeth.:laugh:

[skidMark]

Oh i see it was a joke, if was actually about you and your dad finn i was gunna say one of you two midgets has to take the other on thier shoulders, and it was about time your dad got to be in the top part of the trench coat.:woohoo:

SM

[nodrog]

Oh i see it was a joke, if was actually about you and your dad finn i was gunna say one of you two midgets has to take the other on thier shoulders, and it was about time your dad got to be in the top part of the trench coat.:woohoo:

SM

have you got an internet connection under Grafton bridge?

[Finn]

Oh i see it was a joke, if was actually about you and your dad finn i was gunna say one of you two midgets has to take the other on thier shoulders, and it was about time your dad got to be in the top part of the trench coat.:woohoo:

Hey Mark, this thread is about white trash. Just quickly and quietly step away from this thread and maybe they won't notice...

[skidMark]

have you got an internet connection under Grafton bridge?

Thats next week.


Hey Mark, this thread is about white trash. Just quickly and quietly step away from this thread and maybe they won't notice...

I should fit in, i mean you do, well you fit in smaller places though. I can smuggle you in on board luggage if you want finn, you can be my handbag midget.

[MIXONE]

SM weren't you getting enough shit on the adoption thread?Talk about make yourself a target man.At least you'll fit in with some of the locals if you shift to the Bay.:jerry:

[Finn]

I should fit in, i mean you do, well you fit in smaller places though. I can smuggle you in on board luggage if you want finn, you can be my handbag midget.

Given you couldn't even afford a flight to Hamilton or even a bus ticket for that matter, the chances of this happening are about as remote as you loosing your virginity in a womens prison.

[skidMark]

Given you couldn't even afford a flight to Hamilton or even a bus ticket for that matter, the chances of this happening are about as remote as you loosing your virginity in a womens prison.

If youd hurry up n give me a job it would help.

[Finn]

If youd hurry up n give me a job it would help.

So the reason you haven't got a job is now my fault.

[Pex Adams]

Shit - I thought this was like a jerry springer episode... I was wrong, its Shortland St

[bucket boy]

this is not the first time i have heard this senario, seems to be the done thing down here at the moment.

I know who you thinking about eh gordie

[ynot slow]

Confusing at xmas,imagine her talking to her friends over who was best.

Ah well only another 25 more breeding years from her,then the son can get his turn when the old man is dead,anyone hear banjo music?

[scracha]

who's the fuckin daddy now?


I'm sorry..I couldn't help it.

[Steam]

A hottie! I hope I'm still have the charisma to pull an 18-year-old when I'm 45. Bloodly good on em!

I wonder what the son has to say about it all? We didn't hear from him in the news story.

[Bren]

Would be an ideal one to put on a talkback show.
Can just see it now

"Mah daddy tryd ta rund meh ova with hes bus. he be screwin mah gurrl, an now she be pregnaant."

I tell ya, people like that drag down the redneck name!

[Finn]

A hottie!

You're kidding right?

[Fatjim]

This sounds so Demented!

[Fatjim]

SM weren't you getting enough shit on the adoption thread?Talk about make yourself a target man.At least you'll fit in with some of the locals if you shift to the Bay.:jerry:

Fuck off and leave him alone. Finn's a big boy (metaphorically speaking) and can look after himself.

I love the trenchcoat gag Mark. I hope is origonal.

[Gubb]

<img src="http://www.red-necks.net/1confederate_1731_5870059.gif"></img>

[Conquiztador]

Her parents must be proud...

[Coyote]

Self centered old cunt! :argh: Should be castrated. :eek5:...Worst thing is, they are "breeding"!... :doh: ..John.
And they're breeding much more of themselves. Eventually sane people will die out as they wisely choose to have 1 or 2 children. Eventually we'll be overrun with them, it's what's happening in America.

Idiocracy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiocracy) is a good movie.

[ynot slow]

Her parents must be proud...

Maybe he's bagged the mum as well.

As for younger woman,fun at first till ya meet the parents lol,and her mum is maybe 5 years older than you are. I was 37 she was turning 19 the same day my ex turned 39.Thought when I met her she was at least 25,acted mature,plus I was slightly pissed.

[RT527]

Shit - I thought this was like a jerry springer episode... I was wrong, its Shortland St

More like Shorthand st if skidmarks involved!!!!!

[Insanity_rules]

Wow he can sure play that banjo good with them 6 fingers! The concept of trailer trash finally makes it to New Zealand.

So if the father marries the girl does that make the son a mother f*&ker? Jerry, jerry, jerry:jerry:

[n0regret5]

wow, thank christ shes not attractive or else this would be (moreso) disturbing..

how much you wanna bet his ultimate dream is to own a harley davidson someday?

[MIXONE]

wow,

how much you wanna bet his ultimate dream is to own a harley davidson someday?

But it has to have tassles and then he'll get one of those tatoo things.Yeehaw.:shit:

[n0regret5]

not to mention tonnes (literally) of chrome, and harley tshirts, pants, hats, boots, bumbags, a wallet, watch, some harley socks..

oh and one of the TV's i'm selling here;
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?p=1451846#post1451846

[Curious_AJ]

rofl mayo cakes!! now THAT's a funny real-life drama...

I too only thought... "gotta be some form of hill billy activity"
when i read this...

I then looked at the picture and almost fell off the bed laughing!! (which was painful coz I'm currently suffering a back complaint.. lol)

[Dave-]

handbag midget.

ha...snort...giggle...I shouldn't encourage him.

red rep me as you see fit.

[BIHB@0610]

At least, if they follow the same trend, with the chick being pregnant to the old man, the youngster will have a new girlfriend in a few years ......

[Skyryder]

I wonder if 'Dad' accidently fell on the 'growler.'


Skyryder

[chrisso]

wow, thank christ shes not attractive or else this would be (moreso) disturbing..

how much you wanna bet his ultimate dream is to own a harley davidson someday?
and change his name to Cleetus. and start a Dirt Farm y'all.

[mstriumph]

you cynical lot ......... haven't you even CONSIDERED that it just may be 'gasp' loooooooooooove actually?? :rolleyes:


mmmm then again ..... mebbe not

[n0regret5]

you cynical lot ......... haven't you even CONSIDERED that it just may be 'gasp' loooooooooooove actually?? :rolleyes:


mmmm then again ..... mebbe not

drinkin' are we? eh???