NWS - Your favourite Urban Dictionary Word

[ManDownUnder]

www.urbandictionary.com (http://www.urbandictionary.com) (NWS!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Grab a few of your personal favourites (or maybe a few concepts you'd never come across before) and post them up here.

And to start things off....

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2.It is also when a man is getting a rim job and decides to flatulate on the woman's tongue therefore she inherits his wind in her mouth.

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[nodrog]

Angry Dragon

While a girl is sucking you off, right as you are about to cum, you grab hold of her head and pull her mouth as far onto your cock as possible. She proceeds to gag from the cock unexpectedly being rammed down her throat, but since your cock is blocking her air passage, her cough (and your cum) exit through her nose. The cum dripping out of both of the girl’s nostrils, resembles a dragon’s snout - and after pulling a stunt like this, you can be sure she's going to be an angry one.

[mark247]

honda

A crappy, slow piece of shit. Driven by assholes who cruise McDonald's parking lots for pussy.



hahahahahahahaha.

[Mikkel]

The Donkey Punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you ofcourse).

[Trudes]

Can I just say....





You're all sick fucks!!!!:shutup:




But then again, in LOA, I guess I can't say, so, as you were.

[Stirts]

MUSHROOM EYE!!!!!!! still my all time fav

When a man slaps a woman in the eye with his penis with such a force that it leaves a black eye.

[cheese]

LOL so funny!!

[Bren]

so i go straight to the pussy....how frikkin unusual is that?


Pussy


1. Obvious to anyone over 1 year old
because they want to pet it

2. Obvious to anyone over 8 years old
because they want to make fun of them

3. Obvious to anyone over 12 years old because they want to make fun of it, but also stare at it, pet it, put stuff in it etc.

1. 5 year old: I want my own pussy cat

2. 10 year old: Stop being a pussy

3. 18 year old: Wear this shirt to the club, you`ll get finer pussy than you thought exists

"Anotha way to call a cat a kitty"



pussy



something that hot juice comes out of and something that men/women love to lick.

Andrea: Last night jack came over and licked my pussy dry
Megan: Can i try?
Andrea: Sure
*Megan rips off her skirt and sticks her tounge up andreas pussy until theres juice rolling down her chin*

[Usarka]

cunt

What a husband calls his wife when his dinner is not on the table.

Damn you cunt, wheres my dinner?

[Mental Trousers]

chilli dog

a form of male masturbation. The male grabs his erect penis with one hand and tucks it between his legs, pushing in his scrotum. He keeps pushing his penis until it reaches his anus. Once inside his anus, he pushes his ecrect penis in and out continually until he has to take a shit.
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[Stirts]

<sdf123324234543654656766> chilli dog

a form of male masturbation. The male grabs his erect penis with one hand and tucks it between his legs, pushing in his scrotum. He keeps pushing his penis until it reaches his anus. Once inside his anus, he pushes his ecrect penis in and out continually until he has to take a shit.


But but but......I see a "tiny" problem with this.

Wonder how many guys are tying to do THAT right now!!!!!!

[Swoop]

Well, well..

Suzuki
To own a bike which causes you to masturbate profusely, likes to think itself better than other motorcycles. Well known degenerates ride Suzuki's.

"I just bought a Suzuki and man are my hands tired......."
"Man that dude had a real Suzuki going on...."

Suzuki
To masturbate over the type of motorbike a person owns. I kind of brand snobbery which causes riders of other bikes to laugh profusely. Dillusional.

"Man Jeff just bought a Suzuki and he sure has a Suzuki attitude to go with it."

Suzuki

A shitbox, always breaking down. A disgrace to the Motorcycle world toilet bowl.
:lol:

[Stirts]

teeeheeeeee sorry MDU but that is what it said! :dodge:

Nigel

male or female that is completely albino complete with a millimeter weiner

[Tank]

Tank Slapping (to put in a bike term)

The act of a man using his penis to penetrate another mans anus in a dodgy style so that there semen tanks slap together. Hence, 'slapping tanks'.

Bob and George have been togther for 6 years now. Not my idea of fun mind, not really one for tank slapping.

[Usarka]

alaskan pipeline

alaskan pipeline is the act of crapping into a condom, putting it into the freezer and than using it like a dildo


space docking

The act of defecating directly into one's vagina. Like a space ship attempting to dock to a space station, "space docking" involves very accurate control and near-perfect alignment of the two orifices.

[ManDownUnder]

oh you guys are getting into this a little too much... bring it on!!!!

[ManDownUnder]

space docking

The act of defecating directly into one's vagina. Like a space ship attempting to dock to a space station, "space docking" involves very accurate control and near-perfect alignment of the two orifices.

... not to mention an infection from hell in a place you REALLY don't want one...

[007XX]

OMG:gob:...you guys have officially confirmed to me that I am way more innocent than I originally thought...

:rofl:

[BIHB@0610]

OMG:gob:...you guys have officially confirmed to me that I am way more innocent than I originally thought...

:rofl:

Me too!!! It's wonderful. Yay me!!! I'm born again in my purity and innocence :innocent::innocent:

It's sure gonna be fun losing it again ....:devil2:

[007XX]

Me too!!! It's wonderful. Yay me!!! I'm born again in my purity and innocence :innocent::innocent:

It's sure gonna be fun losing it again ....:devil2:

Hmmm...I got to admit I had fun on my first time too :shifty:

Here is something I found which appealed to my sick sense of humour...however, not quite along the lines as everybody else!

3. the beached dolphin

One of the most questionable of all sex acts. This term refers to the act of having sex while watching The Little Mermaid.

The Long John Silver's worker gave his girlfriend the beached dolphin in his basement last night. He must have a weird fish fetish.

:rofl:

[deanohit]

Hmmm...

Haha, just to be cheeky, I put 007 in there:

One who shags many beautiful women

Urban word meaning of being "Single".
As in James Bond 007, he's a "Free Agent"
Chat-up line:
So gal, you's hitched, dating or 007?

Nickname for surgical residents (or any other member of the house staff) who kills patients.
That intern killed another patient last night. He might as well be 007, he's licensed to kill.

:2thumbsup

[ManDownUnder]

3. the beached dolphin

One of the most questionable of all sex acts. This term refers to the act of having sex while watching The Little Mermaid.

The Long John Silver's worker gave his girlfriend the beached dolphin in his basement last night. He must have a weird fish fetish.

:rofl:

LOL... yes - there's all sorts in there... just have to have a rummage and dig them out.

[007XX]

Haha, just to be cheeky, I put 007 in there:

One who shags many beautiful women

Urban word meaning of being "Single".
As in James Bond 007, he's a "Free Agent"
Chat-up line:
So gal, you's hitched, dating or 007?

Nickname for surgical residents (or any other member of the house staff) who kills patients.
That intern killed another patient last night. He might as well be 007, he's licensed to kill.

:2thumbsup

:rofl: So, what happens when the 007 is a girl...do I shag many beautiful women too? :innocent:


*wait til I get to be within leg length distance of you again...:spanking:ya cheeky sod!!*