deanohit
14th March 2008, 22:30
Married or not...ya gotta love this one!
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady
60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly
looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. "I know we've been
married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."
The wife says nothing, Keeps looking at the road ahead but
slowly increases her speed to 65 mph. The husband speaks again. "I don't
want you to try and talk me out of it," He says, "because I've been
having an affair with your best friend, And she's a far better lover
than you are."
Again the wife stays quiet, But grips the steering wheel
more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 75 He pushes his luck. "I
want the house," he says insistently..
Up to 80. "I want the car, too," he continues.
85 mph. "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all
the credit cards and the boat!"
The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete
bridge. This makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything
you want?"
The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice.
"No, I've got everything I need," she says.
"Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?"
Just before they slam into the wall at 85 mph,The ! wife turns to him and smiles. "The airbag,and a buckled seat belt."
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady
60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly
looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. "I know we've been
married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."
The wife says nothing, Keeps looking at the road ahead but
slowly increases her speed to 65 mph. The husband speaks again. "I don't
want you to try and talk me out of it," He says, "because I've been
having an affair with your best friend, And she's a far better lover
than you are."
Again the wife stays quiet, But grips the steering wheel
more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 75 He pushes his luck. "I
want the house," he says insistently..
Up to 80. "I want the car, too," he continues.
85 mph. "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all
the credit cards and the boat!"
The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete
bridge. This makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything
you want?"
The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice.
"No, I've got everything I need," she says.
"Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?"
Just before they slam into the wall at 85 mph,The ! wife turns to him and smiles. "The airbag,and a buckled seat belt."