Sidecar 'Have-a-go-day'

[scrivy]

Will Kiwifruit, Enigma51 and Jrandom do their 3 laps on a sidecar at the NZSRA 'Have-a-go-day' on October 19th at the Taupo racetrack?

[Kittyhawk]

When and where?

[Joni]

My question is this... will you be riding like you should on the have a go day? i.e. You will always push it a little? but keep in mind they are newbies? or are you going to race like the freakshow rider the sidecar boys know.... if thats the case they wont make it past the first corner. :pinch:

There are only 2 people I would never swing for if they decide to push the limits... you and Stu!

Dont worry Jrandom, Enigma and Fruitie.... he will be a good boy! Chris Lawrence wont let him hurt you. :cool:

:bleh:

[jrandom]

I'm fuckin callin' old Mister Scrivenger out. I'm sure he only cracked fruity's ribs last time because Allan hadn't been eating his veges.

I reckon this sidecar lark is a big 'ave, buncha pussies tootling around a track on cars missing a wheel, no wonder they're so slow...

I may, however, just happen to turn up wearing MX armour under my leathers.

;)

[scrivy]

My question is this... are you going to race like the freakshow rider the sidecar boys know.... if thats the case they wont make it past the first corner. :pinch:

There are only 2 people I would never swing for if they decide to push the limits... you and Stu!

Dont worry Jrandom, Enigma and Fruitie.... he will be a good boy! Chris Lawrence wont let him hurt you. :cool:

:bleh:

Chris doesn't tell me what to do!!!


I'm fuckin callin' old Mister Scrivenger out. I'm sure he only cracked fruity's ribs last time because Allan hadn't been eating his veges.

I reckon this sidecar lark is a big 'ave, buncha pussies tootling around a track on cars missing a wheel, no wonder they're so slow...

I may, however, just happen to turn up wearing MX armour under my leathers.

;)

I would recommend that JR!
As for slow, try putting a pillion on Stroudies bike, add another 100 kgs and get him to do 1:04's round Puke!!

[jrandom]

I would recommend that JR!
As for slow, try putting a pillion on Stroudies bike, add another 100 kgs and get him to do 1:04's round Puke!!

You do know I'm actually shitting myself here, eh.

It'll probably turn quite literal and end up leaving a big brown stain on my leathers before we even leave pit lane.

[enigma51]

Enigma will show up (its been a life long dream)
kiwifruit will show up but have a excuse for not wanting to go on
Random will break the sidecar

[enigma51]

My question is this... will you be riding like you should on the have a go day? i.e. You will always push it a little? but keep in mind they are newbies? or are you going to race like the freakshow rider the sidecar boys know.... if thats the case they wont make it past the first corner. :pinch:

There are only 2 people I would never swing for if they decide to push the limits... you and Stu!

Dont worry Jrandom, Enigma and Fruitie.... he will be a good boy! Chris Lawrence wont let him hurt you. :cool:

:bleh:


Take it easy my ass!

[enigma51]

You do know I'm actually shitting myself here, eh.

It'll probably turn quite literal and end up leaving a big brown stain on my leathers before we even leave pit lane.

It will be a full day :devil2:

[enigma51]

There is of course a bigger question will Mr Whitetrash have a go?

[kiwifruit]

We'll all turn up....

at least one of us will require a doctor's visit after....

we'll all rave about it to everyone we come across for months after....(who won't understand what we've been thru)

at least one of us will survive a full three laps without waving the white flag....

jrandom is right, i was full of chocolate and weak last year, i shall attempt to put a better effort in this year

Is Sam Bailey going to be there? He takes a great picture for a young fella :yes:
<img src="http://i25.tinypic.com/3088c2d.jpg"/>

[jrandom]

Random will break the sidecar

Fookin NEOW!

:rockon:

[enigma51]

Almost october!!!!!!!!!!

[enigma51]

My big worry is of course that I might get hooked what then?

[scrivy]

at least one of us will require a doctor's visit after.... only 1???

at least one of us will survive a full three laps without waving the white flag.... ya reckon.....??
Remember, everyone reading this will be watching you guys out there. Everyone else will probably stop to watch you guys. (No pressure....) You will have to perform ya realise!!


Is Sam Bailey going to be there? He takes a great picture for a young fella :yes:

That is a great piccy fruitie!! Pity ya didn't have a clear visor on!!! :cool:

[scrivy]

My big worry is of course that I might get hooked what then?

You can do what sidecar Bob does: Think about being on the sidecar whilst he's in the saddle!!! :lol:

[enigma51]

That is a great piccy fruitie!! Pity ya didn't have a clear visor on!!! :cool:

He's eyes was close


I will see if i can source some vid camera's for the day so we can have a laugh afterwards.

Also no dark visors!

[Stickchick]

I'm assuming anyone can have a go at this? Put my name down. About time I got some excitement in my dull and boring life. :clap:

[jrandom]

That is a great piccy fruitie!! Pity ya didn't have a clear visor on!!! :cool:

Gosh, I'm not going out on the track wearing a clear visor. The tint is essential to my personal image.

<img src="http://i25.tinypic.com/23keo0i.jpg"/>

On another note, I wonder if I can get Quasi to sew some velcro onto the arse of my leathers so I can attach sliders.

I'm looking forward to getting a cheek down...

[Kittyhawk]

Just get breast sliders...would work a charm for ya

[mstriumph]

You do know I'm actually shitting myself here, eh.

It'll probably turn quite literal and end up leaving a big brown stain on my leathers before we even leave pit lane. is that what they mean when they are talking about 'fluidity of movement' ?? :wari: [boom boom!]

[mstriumph]

I'm assuming anyone can have a go at this? Put my name down. About time I got some excitement in my dull and boring life. :clap: actually .... it does sound like fun .....:rolleyes:

[kiwifruit]

That is a great piccy fruitie!! Pity ya didn't have a clear visor on!!! :cool:

<img src="http://i29.tinypic.com/aes3g8.jpg"/>

[scrivy]

IAbout time I got some excitement in my dull and boring life. :clap:

Talk to sidecar Bob................ he might be able to help you out (or he and his woman....) :whistle::blink::lol::dodge:

[Kittyhawk]

Lets make it interesting....chicks vs's guys! Im keen as to give this a go and kick some ass....

[jrandom]

Im keen as to give this a go and kick some ass....

... or breast?

[scrivy]

Fruitie - I hope you've told everyone why that dummy was cabletied to the throttle!!!

[Stickchick]

Talk to sidecar Bob................ he might be able to help you out (or he and his woman....) :whistle::blink::lol::dodge:

I got told to talk to you as I hear you are his pimp:whistle:

[Kittyhawk]

I got told to talk to you as I hear you are his pimp:whistle:

ROFL *says in posh voice* Well I never!

[scrivy]

I got told to talk to you as I hear you are his pimp:whistle:

Well, yeah, but that'll cost you more money!!!!

[scrivy]

Is this true Kiwi??

[enigma51]

No one can tell me its not fun just look at these
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[Stickchick]

Well, yeah, but that'll cost you more money!!!!

No worries :niceone:

[enigma51]

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[deanohit]

We'll all turn up....

at least one of us will require a doctor's visit after....

we'll all rave about it to everyone we come across for months after....(who won't understand what we've been thru)

at least one of us will survive a full three laps without waving the white flag....
Yep, sounds right! You guys will have an awesome time!

[sidecar bob]

No one can tell me its not fun just look at these...

Ya bugger, I cant work after waching that one!!!.
Oh & Scrivy, Youre poll is flawed, Where is the option for, "do one lap & break some bones" I tried to click both options, But it wont let me.
Re your other post, You will keep.

[enigma51]

Ya bugger, I cant work after waching that one!!!.
Oh & Scrivy, Youre poll is flawed, Where is the option for, "do one lap & break some bones" I tried to click both options, But it wont let me.
Re your other post, You will keep.

Tell me about it im like a child in a candy shop october cant come fast enough

[007XX]

Crap, that does look like a whole heap of fun...

What's the cut off date to confirm attendance?

[kiwifruit]

Fruitie - I hope you've told everyone why that dummy was cabletied to the throttle!!!

heh!! i hadn't noticed that there.... shame, i could have used it :yes:


Is this true Kiwi??

yes. so what :mellow:

[kiwifruit]

**video**

notice how the swinger gets fucked up 9/10 times?

[enigma51]

notice how the swinger gets fucked up 9/10 times?

I rather swing than be the driver
I dont like the idea of being caught with a bike on top of me

[enigma51]

Crap, that does look like a whole heap of fun...

What's the cut off date to confirm attendance?

Posting in here confirms it! :devil2:

[Bikestore]

notice how the swinger gets fucked up 9/10 times?

you should have realised by now, Enighma's already fooked up !


looks like fun, who do i pay for a 'fast ride'?

[sidecar bob]

I rather swing than be the driver
I dont like the idea of being caught with a bike on top of me

I know what youre saying fella!! ive always thought that.
I had my first ever race in the driving seat after 20 years of swinging at Pukekohe two weeks ago after a huge amount of arm twisting by Scrivy.
Have to say though, that once on the go, it didnt really occur to me.

[enigma51]

you should have realised by now, Enighma's already fooked up !


looks like fun, who do i pay for a 'fast ride'?

You tell scrivy he rides like a girl pay $10 and hold on for your life

[enigma51]

I know what youre saying fella!! ive always thought that.
I had my first ever race in the driving seat after 20 years of swinging at Pukekohe two weeks ago after a huge amount of arm twisting by Scrivy.
Have to say though, that once on the go, it didnt really occur to me.

Yip they can keep the driver seat

In any case i am not good at setting pace only following

[sidecar bob]

you should have realised by now, Enighma's already fooked up !


looks like fun, who do i pay for a 'fast ride'?

Ahh, That would be Scrivy, Which reminds me of a story from Have a go days of the past.
A bloke showed up at our pit with a ticket & wanted a go on the number one sidecar.
He was a bit of a hero sort of fella, with the trendy hard man Harley Davidson weekend warrior kind of look.
I asked him "how fast do you want to go?" He said "as fast as it can go" i called scrivy over & said, "hey chap i think you better take this one, this fulla wants to go as fast as you can go" Scrivy looked him up & down, Looked back at me & just said "no he dosent".

[enigma51]

Ahh, That would be Scrivy, Which reminds me of a story from Have a go days of the past.
A bloke showed up at our pit with a ticket & wanted a go on the number one sidecar.
He was a bit of a hero sort of fella, with the trendy hard man Harley Davidson weekend warrior kind of look.
I asked him "how fast do you want to go?" He said "as fast as it can go" i called scrivy over & said, "hey chap i think you better take this one, this fulla wants to go as fast as you can go" Scrivy looked him up & down, Looked back at me & just said "no he dosent".

:lol:

Briliant!

[jrandom]

Oh, by the way?

All you swingers with hands that work are fuckin pussies.

Just to show you up, I'll be holding on with this baby (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?p=1152424#post1152424).

[enigma51]

Oh, by the way?

All you swingers with hands that work are fuckin pussies.

Just to show you up, I'll be holding on with this baby (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?p=1152424#post1152424).

So the excuses start!

[jrandom]

So the excuses start!

Maybe Dover will come back, just for the day, and show us how it's done.

:love:

[enigma51]

Maybe Dover will come back, just for the day, and show us how it's done.

:love:


One can but hope!!!!!!

[enigma51]

I have another 2 -> 3 people coming along all saying sidecar riders are poofters and they will show them how its done

Mat (Dodgy mat)
Ivica (lunatic)
Some bloke i know that drives a porsche!

[Kickaha]

There is of course a bigger question will Mr Whitetrash have a go?

He's already been out at Pukekohe last year, Riffraff went out the year before
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=45865&highlight=divvo



at least one of us will survive a full three laps without waving the white flag....

Not if Scrivy does go full race pace


I'm assuming anyone can have a go at this? Put my name down. About time I got some excitement in my dull and boring life. :clap:

Turn up and pay on the day


No one can tell me its not fun just look at these


I've raced Streetstock cars,Karts and Bikes and Sidecars, Sidecars are the most fun by a mile

I like the starts the best


Crap, that does look like a whole heap of fun...

What's the cut off date to confirm attendance?

No confirmation needed, turn up on the day


Oh, by the way?

All you swingers with hands that work are fuckin pussies.

Just to show you up, I'll be holding on with this baby (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?p=1152424#post1152424).

Pussy stuff, have a look at Tim Wollands hand when you're there

[Grahameeboy]

Three young boys
Playing with their toys

One said to Kiwifruit
Are you going to wear boots

The other said to Enigma
Are you going to wear a back protector

The last one said to jrandom
Are you going to wear your pink cardigan

So they sat in a huddle holding hands
And checking their hair bands

They were ready for the sidecar show
Wondering who would be the first to go

Then they noticed a spot of rain
And the blood in their faces did drain

[enigma51]

He's already been out at Pukekohe last year, Riffraff went out the year before
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=45865&highlight=divvo


Pukie does not count
Any person can go in a straight line
If jimmy is half as hard as he claims (beinig from wellinton and all) he will show us how its done around taupo!

[scrivy]

If jimmy is half as hard as he claims (beinig from wellinton and all) he will show us how its done around taupo!

Hmmmm..... I seem to recall WT was given an invitation for last years event, but failed to show! Stating he had to work or something.........
Is this demi-god WT really that hard?????? :dodge:
My 5 year old daughter did it last year (3rd year in a row) and said WT must be a poofter....... :yes::clap:

[scrivy]

I have another 2 -> 3 people coming along all saying longbike sidecar riders are poofters and they will show them how its done

Mat (Dodgy mat)
Ivica (lunatic)
Some bloke i know that drives a porsche!

Good on ya guys!! I reckon the long bike boys are soft too!! ;)

[scrivy]

Oh, by the way?

All you swingers with hands that work are fuckin pussies.

Just to show you up, I'll be holding on with this baby (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?p=1152424#post1152424).

Yeah?? Well have you seen the bloody huge tumorous package Sidecar Bob has hiding in his leathers?? Must be a disadvantage....................:doctor: :whistle:

[scrivy]

Hey, just a thought Kiwifruit, Enigma51 and Jrandom, why don't you guys bring along your crotchet and knitting incase it rains on the day?
You could teach some of the long bike riders a thing or two!! :2thumbsup

[007XX]

Posting in here confirms it! :devil2:

:bleh::devil2: And you posting in here that you'd rather be a swingger confirmed a few things too...




No confirmation needed, turn up on the day



Thank you sir!

Now, which one of you drivers is the most gentle? And I mean this irrespective of gender:blip:

Shit, I'd better increase the push ups if I want to do this :shit:

[scrivy]

Now, which one of you drivers is the most gentle?

That would have to be Divvo!! He has a very gentle feminine side. That's what Kick loves so much about him. :hug:

[enigma51]

Hey, just a thought Kiwifruit, Enigma51 and Jrandom, why don't you guys bring along your crotchet and knitting incase it rains on the day?
You could teach some of the long bike riders a thing or two!! :2thumbsup

What makes you think we only bring it out in the rain! :girlfight:

[enigma51]

:bleh::devil2: And you posting in here that you'd rather be a swingger confirmed a few things too...



Thank you sir!

Now, which one of you drivers is the most gentle? And I mean this irrespective of gender:blip:

Shit, I'd better increase the push ups if I want to do this :shit:

Its my party and dont want any shitty keys in the bowl!

[007XX]

Its my party and dont want any shitty keys in the bowl!

Pah...where's your sense of adventure? :lol:

[enigma51]

Pah...where's your sense of adventure? :lol:

Okay one pair of shitty keys :Pokey:

[007XX]

Okay one pair of shitty keys :Pokey:

I 'm sure Jrandon will greatly appreciate your lineancy...:shifty:


:rofl:

[enigma51]

I 'm sure Jrandon will greatly appreciate your lineancy...:shifty:


:rofl:

What can I say im such a nice person

[kiwifruit]

Hey, just a thought Kiwifruit, Enigma51 and Jrandom, why don't you guys bring along your crotchet and knitting incase it rains on the day?
You could teach some of the long bike riders a thing or two!! :2thumbsup

will do bro

[sidecar bob]

Hey, just a thought Kiwifruit, Enigma51 and Jrandom, why don't you guys bring along your most depraved porn incase it rains on the day?
:2thumbsup

Yup, Thats our scrivy!!!

[scrivy]

OH YEAH!!!! :shifty::woohoo::whistle::wacko::crazy::eek5::D

[enigma51]

will do bro

Are you going to show me the double hook this time or are we going to have to argue about it again :mad:

[scrivy]

Are you going to show me the double hook this time or are we going to have to argue about it again :mad:

Kick keeps talking about a 'knit 1, pearl 1, hook 1' all the time. Is this similar???:pinch:

[enigma51]

Kick keeps talking about a 'knit 1, pearl 1, hook 1' all the time. Is this similar???:pinch:

Close but kiwifruit does this thing where it (the stich) comes out realy nice

[jrandom]

Are you going to show me the double hook this time or are we going to have to argue about it again :mad:

Is that, like, a left hook followed by a right hook, both to scrivy's kidneys but with a significant interval in between in case the puncher falls off?

:laugh:

[scrivy]

Is that, like, a left hook followed by a right hook, both to scrivy's kidneys but with a significant interval in between in case the puncher falls off?

:laugh:

Mate, if you can do that whilst passengering at race pace, I'll publicly remove all my gear, and pull myself infront of everyone there!!! :rolleyes:

[scrivy]

Hey, looking at this poll so far - it looks like you guys might come off worse for wear????

[jrandom]

Hey, looking at this poll so far - it looks like you guys might come off worse for wear????

Look at who voted for what and you'll see that the majority of the victims themselves are betting on getting some bones broken.

It's all good, though. I like morphine.

[sidecar bob]

Mate, if you can do that whilst passengering at race pace, I'll publicly remove all my gear, and pull myself infront of everyone there!!! :rolleyes:

I rekon i could do that no worries, Im looking forward to seeing you get humiliated.

[BIHB@0610]

Mate, if you can do that whilst passengering at race pace, I'll publicly remove all my gear, and pull myself infront of everyone there!!! :rolleyes:


I rekon i could do that no worries, Im looking forward to seeing you get humiliated.

Can chicks bar up?? Gee Scrivy, that paints an enticing picture.......Just in case you do, I'm bringing my camera...... :bleh:

[jrandom]

Mate, if you can do that whilst passengering at race pace, I'll publicly remove all my gear, and pull myself infront of everyone there!!! :rolleyes:

Serious?

If one of us gets a smack into your kidneys with one of each fist at some point during our three laps at race pace, you'll get all your gear off for the crowd?

Dunno about pulling yourself off, but I reckon a nude sprint up and down pit lane might be called for.

You're on, old man. You might want to watch your back out there...

:clap:

[scrivy]

I rekon i could do that no worries, Im looking forward to seeing you get humiliated.
I never said you couldn't do it Bob - it was aimed at the novices!! Ya cheeky shit!!


Serious?
If one of us gets a smack into your kidneys with one of each fist at some point during our three laps at race pace, you'll get all your gear off for the crowd?

Dunno about pulling yourself off, but I reckon a nude sprint up and down pit lane might be called for.

You're on, old man. You might want to watch your back out there...

:clap:

Fair enough mate!! You realise I'm not gunna give you any respite now eh!! Hard on the hammer from leaving the pits!! I'll be betting lots of money that you'll be off before you can put the hits in!! If you can't hit me, and you do the full 3 laps - YOU HAVE TO DO THE NAKED RUN!!!! :niceone:
By the way - what's this old man shit!!!!!

[ajturbo]

looks like i may have to pop up and watch this.......

[jrandom]

Fair enough mate!! You realise I'm not gunna give you any respite now eh!! Hard on the hammer from leaving the pits!!

Glad to see you're finally starting to realise that we don't want to turn up and pay our money just to see what the racetrack looks like going past slowly.


I'll be betting lots of money that you'll be off before you can put the hits in!! If you can't hit me, and you do the full 3 laps - YOU HAVE TO DO THE NAKED RUN!!!!

Fuggoff, that's no sort of a fair bet. I'll offer my admittedly-gorgeous naked arse for the viewing pleasure of you sidecar homos if you can throw me off on the first lap, but you ain't seeing my fine, fine booty any cheaper than that. You gotta work for that shit.

Anyway, for all you know I'll take pity on your frailty and won't want to hit you.

But there ain't no fookin way you're backing out of the naked pit-lane sprint if you come back after three laps with kidney bruises now!


what's this old man shit!!!!!

Just showin' a little respect for a gentleman old enough to be my father.

I gotta say, it's great to see you seniors getting out there and having fun on the track. Keeping active is essential to a healthy retirement!

:hug:

[enigma51]

Jrandom who?

[HDTboy]

Glad to see you're finally starting to realise that we don't want to turn up and pay our money just to see what the racetrack looks like going past slowly.

Not when you can do that from the comfort of your own bike a?

[kiwifruit]

fuck man,
you're going to regret talking this up

[jrandom]

Not when you can do that from the comfort of your own bike a?

Precisely.

[jrandom]

fuck man,
you're going to regret talking this up

Don't address Mr Scrivener in that tone of voice, bro, it's impolite.

[enigma51]

Don't address Mr Scrivenger in that tone of voice, bro, it's impolite.

I think its to late to ass kiss now bro

[kiwifruit]

Don't address Mr Scrivenger in that tone of voice, bro, it's impolite.

who?


(Scrivener)
A scrivener (or scribe) was traditionally a person who could read and write. This usually indicated secretarial and administrative duties such as dictation and keeping business, judicial, and history records for kings, nobility, temples, and cities. Scriveners later developed into public servants, accountants, crazy riders, lawyers and petition writers, etc.

[jrandom]

(Scrivener)

Oh, right. I hadn't heard of him before, you see.

:niceone:

[jrandom]

A scrivener (or scribe) was traditionally a person who could read and write.

Obviously not these days, though, eh?

:killingme

<img src="http://www.muzic.net.nz/images/artists/pics/1084.jpg"/>

[enigma51]

Obviously not these days, though, eh?

:killingme

<img src="http://www.muzic.net.nz/images/artists/pics/1084.jpg"/>

Thats mr scribel!

[boomer]

ya bunch of homo's. come sit on teh back of mine at race pace.

[scrivy]

fuck man,
you're going to regret talking this up
Doesn't he just know it too fruitie!!


I think its to late to ass kiss now bro
Oh hell yeah!! Infact, I'm gunna enjoy that day more than racing at the nationals!! There's egos to be deflated, skin to be lost, bones to be broken and bets to be won. :woohoo:
The nationals........ well, you get to be famous, put on tele, treated like a god......... :yawn:
NOT!!

[enigma51]

It amusing how many people have voted but yet so few want to have a go if you vote on this thread and dont come on the day to have a go your a PUSSIE and should run naked with Mr Scrivy on the day

[enigma51]

ya bunch of homo's. come sit on teh back of mine at race pace.

Dont have all day sorry boomer

[scrivy]

ya bunch of homo's. come sit on teh back of mine at race pace.

I think we could do a fair 'swap' Boomer!!! :woohoo::yes:

[boomer]

I think we could do a fair 'swap' Boomer!!! :woohoo::yes:

the truth be known Scrivy, i havent a clue what im doing with my 151 horses which is scary to me.. never mind some unsuspecting passenger; where as by the sounds of things you're a craftsman who knows how to scare the beejeebies outta any little white boy


And logan.... you know i own u

[sidecar bob]

the truth be known Scrivy, i havent a clue what im doing with my 151 horses which is scary to me.. never mind some unsuspecting passenger; where as by the sounds of things you're a craftsman who knows how to scare the beejeebies outta any little white boy


And logan.... you know i own u

He dosent scare me & im a white boy.
Oh, And we have, or should i say had 246hp.

[enigma51]

He dosent scare me & im a white boy.
Oh, And we have, or should i say had 246hp.

Yeah but have seen the size of random you might need more :Pokey:

[scrivy]

the truth be known Scrivy, i havent a clue what im doing with my 151 horses which is scary to me.. never mind some unsuspecting passenger; where as by the sounds of things you're a craftsman who knows how to scare the beejeebies outta any little white boy


And logan.... you know i own u

Truth be known Boomer, I haven't a clue what I'm doing with my 246 horses which (I FUCKEN LOVE!!) never mind some unsuspecting, incontinent, bravado passenger who thinks he can...........................
Yes I am a crafty man, and do scare little white boys on the chair. Kick WONT get on it, and come to think of it WT - the biggest white boy of all has ignored all invites!!! :cold: Can't he handle the heat being turned up???

[sidecar bob]

Truth be known Boomer, I haven't a clue what I'm doing with my 246 horses which (I FUCKEN LOVE!!) never mind some unsuspecting, incontinent, bravado passenger who thinks he can...........................
Yes I am a crafty man, and do scare little white boys on the chair. Kick WONT get on it, and come to think of it WT - the biggest white boy of all has ignored all invites!!! :cold: Can't he handle the heat being turned up???


We had 235hp before the cams Trevor, its 246 now, Geez, you guys want to go out with him & he cant even remember what we put in the motor, DUUUUDE!!!!

[sidecar bob]

Yeah but have seen the size of random you might need more :Pokey:

Have you seen the size of McDuck (now cello duck) I bet hes not as big as that & hes had a go.

[scrivy]

Just for public record, there is no friggin way I'd ever get on my rig with some lunatic like me riding!! When Sidecar Bob rode it and I swung on it, he put us backwards in just 5 corners at Taupo!! I shit my leathers, and we weren't even going full race pace!!! :shit:
Sidecar Bob must have a death wish!! He keeps saying after our races that he could have gone harder!!
Psychopath comes to mind........................ :shifty:

[sidecar bob]

Just for public record, there is no friggin way I'd ever get on my rig with some lunatic like me riding!! When Sidecar Bob rode it and I swung on it, he put us backwards in just 5 corners at Taupo!! I shit my leathers, and we weren't even going full race pace!!! :shit:
Sidecar Bob must have a death wish!! He keeps saying after our races that he could have gone harder!!
Psychopath comes to mind........................ :shifty:

I JUST WANT MY THRILL RIDE.

[scrivy]

We had 235hp before the cams Trevor, its 246 now, Geez, you guys want to go out with him & he cant even remember what we put in the motor, DUUUUDE!!!!

Cams??? Those lumpy hoo flickies that sit on the top of the engine??
The nitro methane profile lobe things that we had to machine our piston doo dads to fit? :whistle:
Oh that's right!! Now I remember, they made our arms nearly pull out of their sockets!! :drool:

[sidecar bob]

Cams??? Those lumpy hoo flickies that sit on the top of the engine??
The nitro methane profile lobe things that we had to machine our piston doo dads to fit? :whistle:
Oh that's right!! Now I remember, they made our arms nearly pull out of their sockets!! :drool:

Nitromethane. . . . . . . Methanol. . . . . . . Yeah near enough.

[scrivy]

I JUST WANT MY THRILL RIDE.

Go and see Planna - she'll see ya right!!

[Mental Trousers]

It amusing how many people have voted but yet so few want to have a go if you vote on this thread and dont come on the day to have a go your a PUSSIE and should run naked with Mr Scrivy on the day
I'll be there. And I'll show you pussies how to do it. See I have a plan. These sidecar guys won't throw me off the outfit if I'm holding onto the beer cos it'd break and they'd be fucked and have to go home thirsty.

[Kickaha]

These sidecar guys won't throw me off the outfit if I'm holding onto the beer cos it'd break and they'd be fucked and have to go home thirsty.

I don't drink so I don't give a shit if it breaks:shifty:

[Mental Trousers]

I don't drink so I don't give a shit if it breaks:shifty:
You're not bloody driving for starters ....

[enigma51]

I'll be there. And I'll show you pussies how to do it. See I have a plan. These sidecar guys won't throw me off the outfit if I'm holding onto the beer cos it'd break and they'd be fucked and have to go home thirsty.

Ill bring a second case just in case they do break

[enigma51]

I'll be there. And I'll show you pussies how to do it. See I have a plan. These sidecar guys won't throw me off the outfit if I'm holding onto the beer cos it'd break and they'd be fucked and have to go home thirsty.


Scrivy you need to change the heading mental trousers thinks your a sidecar fag

[toebug]

Anybody who swings off a side car is a MAD bugger!!!

[scrivy]

Ill bring a second case just in case they do break

I'll bring a KEG!! This is the unwritten rule of sidecars. If there is a helicopter ride to hospital, then the culprit has to pay a keg. I might just bring one in hope................... :rolleyes::lol:

[enigma51]

I'll bring a KEG!! This is the unwritten rule of sidecars. If there is a helicopter ride to hospital, then the culprit has to pay a keg. I might just bring one in hope................... :rolleyes::lol:

We going to get pissed! Im sleeping at alan's

[jrandom]

We going to get pissed!

:rockon:

5yCIX-haKaQ

[Kickaha]

If jimmy is half as hard as he claims (beinig from wellinton and all) he will show us how its done around taupo!

Old Taupo short track is as easy as Puke



My 5 year old daughter did it last year (3rd year in a row) and said WT must be a poofter....... :yes::clap:

He fucking is all right,soft as a really really soft thingy


I have another 2 -> 3 people coming along all saying short sidecar riders are poofters and they will show them how its done


Make sure they tell the rider that just before they go out,just to get the rider in the right mood:yes:




Now, which one of you drivers is the most gentle? And I mean this irrespective of gender:blip:

Scrivy is a big girls blouse so he's your best bet


That would have to be Divvo!! He has a very gentle feminine side.

Well he does have a gay outreach program going


Is that, like, a left hook followed by a right hook, both to scrivy's kidneys but with a significant interval in between in case the puncher falls off?

If you'd said two right hooks you would have had a better chance


Mate, if you can do that whilst passengering at race pace, I'll publicly remove all my gear, and pull myself infront of everyone there!!! :rolleyes::sick:

Just remember it's a family show



Serious?
If one of us gets a smack into your kidneys with one of each fist at some point during our three laps at race pace, you'll get all your gear off for the crowd?

Dunno about pulling yourself off, but I reckon a nude sprint up and down pit lane might be called for.

You're on, old man. You might want to watch your back out there...

:clap:

I'll be fucking impressed if you even get one hit in


Kick WONT get on it[/COLOR]

I can see I will have to just to shut your incessant whining up:sweatdrop


He keeps saying after our races that he could have gone harder!!

Well fucking near anyone could cause you're such a slow old cunt :bleh:

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[enigma51]

Thats an awesome vid there kickha but it only confirms one thing the swingers do all work and the "drivers" are lazy!

[jrandom]

*onboard sidecar racing footage*

Jesus. I think I just came in my pants.

Why isn't it October already?

[enigma51]

OOO one more thing Jimmy is a fag and he needs to come prove his not!

[enigma51]

Why isn't it October already?


I KNOW ........

[Kickaha]

it only confirms one thing the swingers do all work and the "drivers" are lazy!

Thats why Sidecarbob is the swinger and Scrivy is the rider

[scrivy]

Mate, those LCR's are easy to swing on!! Sidecar Bob would lose an erection within 1/2 a lap on one of those!! Short bikes make ya sweat!!!!

Our short bike has beaten LCR's in the last 12 out of 23 races!!! (Including the number 77 in that video!!)
Oh bring on Oct 19th!!

[Kittyhawk]

Mate, those LCR's are easy to swing on!! Sidecar Bob would lose an erection within 1/2 a lap on one of those!! Short bikes make ya sweat!!!!

Our short bike has beaten LCR's in the last 12 out of 23 races!!! (Including the number 77 in that video!!)
Oh bring on Oct 19th!!


Didnt need to know bout Sidecar Bob's hard on! :Pokey: I've already been traumatised enough with the thoughts of arssing off and breaking bones lol.....

chances arent too high Im very well padded :pinch:

[scrivy]

Didnt need to know bout Sidecar Bob's hard on! :Pokey: I've already been traumatised enough with the thoughts of arssing off and breaking bones lol.....

chances arent too high Im very well padded :pinch:

That's the thing about sidecars - when you crash, ya bones shatter!!! :gob:

[scrivy]

I can see I will have to just to shut your incessant whining up:sweatdrop
You grown balls Kick?

Well fucking near anyone could cause you're such a slow old cunt :bleh:
Lets see what ya say after the 'Have-a-go-day'!!




Jesus. I think I just came in my pants.


Fark!! You got a hair trigger like Kick??

[Kittyhawk]

That's the thing about sidecars - when you crash, ya bones shatter!!! :gob:

Oh geez what am I getting myself into here....chances are I'll just vibrate myself out out the side car at this rate...


Jesus. I think I just came in my pants.


That's ok, least you managed to, I just had my best mate walk while I was busy. :crybaby: (never leave ya doors unlocked!)

[enigma51]

Apparently rumor has it that sixpack also thing the "driver" of a sidecar is gay!

[SixPackBack]

Apparently rumor has it that sixpack also thing the "driver" of a sidecar is gay!


Fook yeah...us GIXXER pilots have balls like coconuts, cocks that double as side stands and physical/mental prowess that women cannot resist.

Side car drivers remind me of two fat ladies (http://www.solarnavigator.net/food_and_drink/food_and_drink_images/two_fat_ladies_motorbike_harvest.jpg)......soft fatties with inverted penises and a penchant for butter.

'Course the swingers are as hard as fuck!

[Kickaha]

'Course the swingers are as hard as fuck!

Of course they are,not like that soft homo Scrivy

[SixPackBack]

Fuck. I just watched the video.:shutup:

[scrivy]

[FONT=Comic Sans MS]'Course the swingers are as hard as fuck!

Only 'cause I've given 'em a ride to remember and it's barred 'em up!! :cool:

You won't see Kick 'hard' swinging on a long bike.......... :crybaby:

[Kickaha]

Only 'cause I've given 'em a ride to remember and it's barred 'em up!! :cool:

You won't see Kick 'hard' swinging on a long bike.......... :crybaby:

Want to bet, I get "barred up" before we're even off the dummy grid:cool:

costs me a fucking fortune in getting the leathers cleaned

[scrivy]

Want to bet, I get "barred up" before we're even off the dummy grid:cool:


Well yeah Kick, you do get barred up before entering the track, but I was referring to actual racing and going hard out, rather than you just looking at Divvo with lust and abandonment, and barring up............
You sick South Island homos...............
You give us real men a bad name........

[Kickaha]

Short bikes are for homos so you can get closer to each other, long bikes are the product of homophobia so we can't get to intimate (unlike you and bob)

[scrivy]

Short bikes are for homos so you can get closer to each other, long bikes are the product of homophobia so we can't get to intimate (unlike you and bob)

Mate, no excuses - long bikes are gay. You know it, so does everyone else!!
Clinically pristine condition (to the point of being anal about it), sitting in the pits - pretending to be hardmen (another sign of covering up the issue), and racing fast only in straight lines (again proof of denial) - now if that's not the proof you need to prove long bikes are gay, then what is???? :buggerd:

[scrivy]

Heres some pics from last years 'Have-a-go-day'
Apart from the first one, all participants are now back at work!! :shutup::shifty::2thumbsup

[enigma51]

Heres some pics from last years 'Have-a-go-day'
Apart from the first one, all participants are now back at work!! :shutup::shifty::2thumbsup

Did he not know your suppose to hold on?

[enigma51]

any good books i can read to improve my lacking skillz I dont want scrivy to have a easy time on the trackk

[Kickaha]

any good books i can read to improve my lacking skillz I dont want scrivy to have a easy time on the trackk

You'll be able to take it with you and read it as you go around because Scrivy is so slow

[enigma51]

You'll be able to take it with you and read it as you go around because Scrivy is so slow

That was the plan

Im thinking about a womens weekly have any i can borrow?

[kiwifruit]

any good books i can read to improve my lacking skillz I dont want scrivy to have a easy time on the trackk

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[scrivy]

Im thinking about a womens weekly
Any good stick mag will be fine. We can both have a read while we're out there!
Of course, you then realise I'll be barred up and wanting to go harder.......:rolleyes::pinch::lol:

[scrivy]

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That is a great read Fruity!!
My 11 passengers that have 'not managed to hang on long enough' thought I mastered the technique perfectly....... :cool:

[enigma51]

Any good stick mag will be fine. We can both have a read while we're out there!
Of course, you then realise I'll be barred up and wanting to go harder.......:rolleyes::pinch::lol:

Win or bin :baby:

[007XX]

That is a great read Fruity!!
My 11 passengers that have 'not managed to hang on long enough' thought I mastered the technique perfectly....... :cool:

Holy shit batman...:shit:

And they told me you were the quiet one???? :pinch:

[scrivy]

Holy shit batman...:shit:

And they told me you were the quiet one???? :pinch:

I am!!! Compared to Sidecar Bob, Divvo, Stuie etc etc....... :innocent:

[scrivy]

Win or bin :baby:

I can see some laptime comparisons coming up with yourself, fruity and enima51!!
What's the reward for fastest lap?? :shifty::shutup:

[Joni]

I am!!! Compared to Sidecar Bob, Divvo, Stuie etc etc....... :innocent:The quieter the person, the deeper the water....

Anyone who meets you will see that little gleam in the eye and that smirk which shows there is a deviant beneath....

Being quiet is even more dangerous than the talkative ones... people don’t see you coming. :shifty:

[007XX]

I am!!! Compared to Sidecar Bob, Divvo, Stuie etc etc....... :innocent:

Hmmmm...we'll see...I might just watch you from the sideline a few times first, eh? :sunny:

I want to be treated gently if I am to lode my sidecar cherrie...:D

[scrivy]

people don’t see you coming. :shifty:
Always have the light on Joni - always have the light on!!! :rolleyes:

Hmmmm...we'll see...I might just watch you from the sideline a few times first, eh? :sunny:
Sounds like me and Sidecar Bob..... when I watch.... :shutup:
I want to be treated gently if I am to lose my cherrie...:D
Um...... running naked maybe if some punches get lobbed (which I doubt) but losing cherries!!?? I think this is maybe more Sideshow Bobs domain....... :buggerd::lol:

[jrandom]

running naked maybe if some punches get lobbed (which I doubt)...

Yeah, I doubt it too. Then again, I also doubt you'll have me off on the first lap.

Maybe if neither of us can back up our talk we should both run naked.

Gotta please the crowd, y'know!

[007XX]

Um...... running naked maybe if some punches get lobbed (which I doubt) but losing cherries!!?? I think this is maybe more Sideshow Bobs domain....... :buggerd::lol:

I was speaking figuratively of course...gawd, you boys can be so darn literal sometimes! :rolleyes: :laugh:


Maybe if neither of us can back up our talk we should both run naked.

Gotta please the crowd, y'know!

:shit: No, no please....Haaaaaaarrgghgg...the Humanity!

I thought you said you wanted to please the crowd, not shock them into a coma? :dodge:

[enigma51]

I can see some laptime comparisons coming up with yourself, fruity and enima51!!
What's the reward for fastest lap?? :shifty::shutup:


a blindfold for your naked run :bleh:

[scrivy]

Okay, so we're all smart asses!!

Jrandom - I may be an old bistard, but I know I could spit you off on lap 1 if I wanted to. I've had PMs from kiwi and enema to ensure I do spit you off!! :wacko: :whistle: with money involved......
As for pleasing the crowd...... well, er, um, maybe repulse the crowd - but definitely not please them by us running naked!! They'd still be laughing for weeks afterwards!!

I reckon the winner of the fastest lap gets to spank the other losers!! :spanking::spanking::spanking: or maybe get to do some laps sitting on the back with fruitie on his R1??...........

[jrandom]

I know I could spit you off on lap 1 if I wanted to.

Game on, dude, game on.


I reckon the winner of the fastest lap gets to spank the other losers!!

I'm not fussed; I'll get to play with kiwifruit to my heart's content later in the evening anyway.


maybe get to do some laps sitting on the back with fruitie on his R1??

Fuck that. I've been out on the back with fruityboy on the track, never again, he's a madman.

:shit:

[scrivy]

[QUOTE=jrandom;1490517]Game on, dude, game on.
Ohhhh, that's fighten talk matey!!!



I'm not fussed; I'll get to play with kiwifruit to my heart's content later in the evening anyway.
Um, I wasn't told that you two were an item!!!! :shifty: If you guys are that way inclined - maybe you'd be better off going with Kick on his sidecar......


Fuck that. I've been out on the back with fruityboy on the track, never again, he's a madman.
:shit:
Pfffttttttt, he's quite soft actually. Mind you, he did do some good wheelies on Monday................... :whistle::first::shifty:

[jrandom]

Ohhhh, that's fighten talk matey!!!

You thought I was kidding around the first time?


Pfffttttttt, he's quite soft actually. Mind you, he did do some good wheelies on Monday...

I heard that you won on style points, though.

:yes:

[scrivy]

I heard that you won on style points, though.
:yes:

Style points?? What, the kneeling on the seat wheelies? or the 230 km wheelies?

[jrandom]

230 km wheelies?

You do 230km wheelies?

:shit:

Fark, I have enough trouble keeping it up for 100m.

[scrivy]

You do 230km wheelies?

:shit:

Fark, I have enough trouble keeping it up for 100m.

er..... 230km/hr.

I was told you couldn't keep it up at all................. :whistle: (says your mate fruitibix) :shifty::shifty:

[jrandom]

I was told you couldn't keep it up at all...

Was fruityboy talking about wheelies, or anal intercourse?

If wheelies, he's quite right. Heck, on Betty, even he can't do much more than a brief loft off the throttle in first gear. She's not much of a stunt bike.

If anal intercourse, well, he wouldn't know. He keeps telling me that he's not ready to go all the way yet.

[scrivy]

Was fruityboy talking about wheelies, or anal intercourse?

If wheelies, he's quite right. Heck, on Betty, even he can't do much more than a brief loft off the throttle in first gear. She's not much of a stunt bike.

If anal intercourse, well, he wouldn't know. He keeps telling me that he's not ready to go all the way yet.

:sick::shit: er, are you the giver or receiver???

[jrandom]

er, are you the giver or receiver???

You've met my other half, what's your best guess?

:laugh:

[Kickaha]

Some video to get you three in the mood

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[kiwifruit]

I've decided, i shall 'ave a go on the freak show provided kickaha 'as a go first.


:baby:

[enigma51]

Some video to get you three in the mood

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That looks like loads of fun

[enigma51]

Been styding some vids to see body position etc but it seems that each "Swinger" is different and some work beter in the tight stuff and other on the sweepers


Fuck me reading that sentence out of context is very sexual no wonder jrandom is in need of a towl or two

[Kickaha]

Been styding some vids to see body position etc but it seems that each "Swinger" is different

And especially in NZ each outfit is likely to be different as well

[scrivy]

Some video to get you three in the mood


May get them in the mood Kick, but frankly, seeing some slow LCR's doddle around the corners and go quick down the straights only serves to deflate my pecker!!
Should show them some hardout action from the short rigs!! Where drivers try to smash the feet of the swinger they're following :innocent: and the odd passenger is trying to grab the asses of certain female teams..... or the team is waving to the crowd....
or....
the post classic short bike team is so far ahead of the rest of the field (including LCR's) that they can afford to push the fucker over the finish line and still win......... :bleh::niceone::woohoo::shifty:
Now that would get them in the mood!!!
I can see now why the sidecar world champs only allow LCR's to race and no short bikes. They wouldn't wanna be shown up by some cowboys that spent 1/20th of their budgets and still beat them!!! :moon::nya:

Still wanna race one of those fag boy chairs Kick?? :msn-wink:

[scrivy]

Been styding some vids to see body position etc but it seems that each "Swinger" is different and some work beter in the tight stuff and other on the sweepers


Tight or hard stuff is for short bikes - the brown muddy stuff is for the fag long bike teams..... :yawn::sick:

[Kickaha]

May get them in the mood Kick, but frankly, seeing some slow LCR's doddle around the corners and go quick down the straights only serves to deflate my pecker!!

Try some viagra, I heard you can't get it up without bit of help


and the odd passenger is trying to grab the asses of certain female teams.....

Only arse I saw anyone trying to grab was Bob fondling yours


the post classic short bike team is so far ahead of the rest of the field (including LCR's) that they can afford to push the fucker over the finish line and still win...:bleh::niceone::woohoo::shifty:

Didn't see you try that this year, perhaps it was because you didn't have a lead big enough :finger:


I can see now why the sidecar world champs only allow LCR's to race and no short bikes,it's quite simply because the short bike riders wouldn't have the stamina to go the distance much like Bob in the bedroom

:Pokey:

[scrivy]

Didn't see you try that this year, perhaps it was because you didn't have a lead big enough :finger:


Nah, only 7.4 seconds this year at Ruapuna.................... wasn't enough to actually stop, then push it over........
Mind you, it was against the worlds fastest LCR kick........... come to think of it, how far back was 3rd.........:rolleyes:

[enigma51]

Nah, only 7.4 seconds this year at Ruapuna.................... wasn't enough to actually stop, then push it over........
Mind you, it was against the worlds fastest LCR kick........... come to think of it, how far back was 3rd.........:rolleyes:

This is suppose to be a noob wound up thread now we have the regulars fighting






mint


I think we should have a race lets see who can take his noob around the fastest! Im marking scrivy for my driver!

[Kickaha]

I went out on Scrivys outfit yesterday at Levels,it really wasn't that hard to stay on it:rolleyes:

[scrivy]

I went out on Scrivys outfit yesterday at Levels,it really wasn't that hard to stay on it:rolleyes:

Er... Kick, can you elaborate a little bit? How many laps was it again that you did?? Who was the driver?? Was it the same amount of laps that I did on the side of Divvos rig??? Mind you, I did yawn the whole way around. :zzzz: I was lucky to wake up in time for the rider change.........

I'll stand by my earlier statements "LCR's are for fags!!!!" :yes::yes:

[Kickaha]

Er... Kick, can you elaborate a little bit? How many laps was it again that you did??

I didn't even get a lap in I think the rider got tired and had to stop for a break, although it was two pointing a bit I think it was good luck rather than good mangement on my part


Who was the driver??

The faster one out of the two of you, Sidecarbob:whistle:


Was it the same amount of laps that I did on the side of Divvos rig??? Mind you, I did yawn the whole way around. :zzzz: I was lucky to wake up in time for the rider change.........

Well you would have covered about 10 metres more than I did, I should have taken my knitting I would have had time to knit a cardigan for you on the way around




I'll stand by my earlier statements "LCR's are for fags!!!!" :yes::yes:

Thta must be why you looked so at home on it:rolleyes:

[Joni]

Mind you, I did yawn the whole way around. :zzzz: I was lucky to wake up in time for the rider change.........I believe you Scrivy... look at the effect the LCR had on Neil (Dieselpig)

:first:

[Kickaha]

I believe you Scrivy... look at the effect the LCR had on Neil (Dieselpig)

:first:

Now there's a man who obviously knows his way to the local pie shops

[scrivy]

Dieselpig looks like he learnt his swinging technique from you Kick!! :lol:
Looks about as enthused on a long bike as Sidecarbob :rolleyes:

[scrivy]

Oh and Joni (the lovely lady that you are :love:), thanks again for giving me that spray to stop making me be so hard all the time.

(I think Kick's been drinking it when you weren't looking.......:yes::sick::bleh:)