Caption contest with a twist!

[Mom]

Picture this and think...

Away from home, very exciting entertainment!

Good hotel (read VIP Guests) Stopped long enough on arrival to drop bags and run to first appointment...

Arrive back to room, past 2am, turn down bed and find this...

As soon as she saw this she said? (insert caption)...

[Steam]

I dunno what it is, I'll come back in a couple of hours when your more-than-half-a-megabyte picture is finished downloading.

[JimO]

thats your complimentary tissue

[Kendog]

When you described it last night it sounded gross, the photo proves it.

You should find one of those guests rate motel sites and post it there :devil2:

[Zuki Bandit]

It's an albino turd!

[Rockbuddy]

she said "ah i wonderd where that had gotten to"

[Swoop]

You would be surprised what can be found between the "clean" sheets of NZ hotels.

I work with an ex-owner of a motel who prided himself on quality. His wife, when they stay at any ho/motel will ALWAYS pull the sheets off of the bed and inspect.
There have been many phonecalls to the proprietor at all hours of the day and night to demand that this be put right - BY BEING MOVED INTO A CLEAN HOTEL ROOM IMMEDIATELY.

[Stirts]

Is that what I farken think it is? Was the bed on the rag? or is it used toilet paper?

Either way saves you getting outta bed :banana:

[Mom]

When you described it last night it sounded gross, the photo proves it.

You should find one of those guests rate motel sites and post it there :devil2:

Bet you will never guess who was staying on the same floor as us? TV personality, picture dancing and league :blip: Mark had a bit of a chin wag with him this morning over breakfast :yes:

Wonder if the response would have been different if it was Monty(oops!) that got the pubes!

[motorbike.ventures]

It's an albino turd!

LOL, that is my favorite!! LOL

[Mom]

There have been many phonecalls to the proprietor at all hours of the day and night to demand that this be put right - BY BEING MOVED INTO A CLEAN HOTEL ROOM IMMEDIATELY.

Tried that! None available, anywhere in the city!

That is total bullshit, Kendogs had one for us, as did the Skunk's? Arse!

The total kicker for me was the young "opps sorry age...ist comment" who told me that he had to remain neutral as a manager, and that in fact his housekeepers WERE DOING THEIR JOB!!!!!!

Roll on Tuesday!

PS We got a free breakfast.... make mine one coffee and one juice, Maha coffee and toast! :Punk:

[Stirts]

HAHAHAAAHHAAHAHAAAAAAA I missed seeing the pubes altogether!

Maha could have used em to make a toupee :dodge:

[Maha]

HAHAHAAAHHAAHAHAAAAAAA I missed seeing the pubes altogether!

Maha could have used em to make a toupee :dodge:

A very thin rug at that.....not enough for a Fro!.....

Fuckin' gross tho aye....Myyyyyyyyyyyyy God!!!!!

[Stirts]

A very thin rug at that.....not enough for a Fro!.....

Fuckin' gross tho aye....Myyyyyyyyyyyyy God!!!!!

I dunno....I reckon you look pretty hot with a fro!!!!

[Maha]

I dunno....I reckon you look pretty hot with a fro!!!!


Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...blinged ya already, but that is as quick as a purse snatcher in Brixton...brilliant, but remember, i have a pick of you here and oh yes! I will use it!....:devil2:

OI.....you called the pic Maha Pube Head!!!!!

[Stirts]

Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...blinged ya already, but that is as quick as a purse snatcher in Brixton...brilliant, but remember, i have a pick of you here and oh yes! I will use it!....:devil2:

I luff you longtiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiime!

[Stirts]

OI.....you called the pic Maha Pube Head!!!!!

I LUFF YOU REALLY LONGTIIIIIIIIIIIIME maha pube head

Lucky you can't take back bling....teeeeeheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Maha]

I luff you longtiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiime!

You are lucky, just found a pic but and drew on it but, the permanant maker has fucked the screen!
Was a good one too, your mouth was wide open, thats unusal.....:pinch:

[Skyryder]

Man brains.


Skyryder

[scrivy]

As soon as she saw this she said? (insert caption)...

Those bloody cleaners have been ripping one off again.................

[Swoop]

The lone braincell has kicked in...
"Bed inspector" once found an entire pavement pizza inside the sheets. Bed all nicely made on the outside... gross.

[ManDownUnder]

Caption contest... "HEY Skidmark's here too!"

[young1]

I hear that they are good things to put in your helmets on hot trail rides to soak up the sweat!
I am quite serious (not that I would be seen dead doing it of course).

[ynot slow]

To rival the Jesus stone on trade me,how about Ozzie was hair.

Or toilet paper with Alices' image of bum cheeks.

[Laava]

Oh dear, I appear to have left my chin piece back at the hotel!