Making excuses

[Bonez]

Altho i would stop and move the branch (if i could)Good for you. Bling awarded.

[Badjelly]

Wrong answer. You are in the clear lane. Please read the post slowly. Part of being a motorcyclist is having consideration for other road users is it not?
Sorry. I was distracted by your "no way a motorcyclist is going to see said branch in time to stop if coming the other way." I would remove the tree branch (really).

[SPman]

Unfortunately, KB Is Not a Democracy (tm), and as dictators go, Mental Pants is even less interfering and grumpy than SpankMe (if that's possible) so I doubt that it will ever happen.
:niceone: :clap: :drinkup:

As it should be.

If people want to hang themselves in a public forum, let them go right ahead.

Why should an official stop them - it only gives them another excuse.

[Bonez]

Sorry. I was distracted by your "no way a motorcyclist is going to see said branch in time to stop if coming the other way." I would remove the tree branch (really).It's called a red herring :devil2:

[jrandom]

... it only gives them another excuse.

That is true.

We don't want any martyrs.

[McDuck]

Good for you. Bling awarded.

BTW if there is a slip of rocks (about the size of 10l buckets) dont kick them off the road unless you are wearing steal cap boots ;)

[zeocen]

Why do I continue to do it?

Because the message of accepting personal responsibility and accountability needs to be constantly hammered home. Because if it isn't we will continue to blame cagers, cheesecutters, diesel, tyres, pedestrians, weather etc etc etc, and nothing will ever change.

I think you'll find that you have even disregarded the people who have ADMITTED fault on their accidents and actually insult THEM too, the ones you should be thanking for making the roads safer. You completely ignored every positive post regarding riding safely in this thread, as well as nit pick the "I crashed, this is how I feel I could have bettered myself on it" posts to suit your agenda as a shitstirrer.

You're a fake with an affinity to being infamous, so with that, I'm probably gonna sit back and watch the shit sling from side to side as a fly on the wall, in the famous words of yod...

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....

[Katman]

The way I see it is that KM is preaching to the converted

No, I'm not actually. The people who have come forward and supported me behind the scenes number among the ones who have no need of 'my message'TM. But some of the ones that are foaming at the mouths in this thread are the very ones that 'my message'TM is directed at.

[Bonez]

BTW if there is a slip of rocks (about the size of 10l buckets) dont kick them off the road unless you are wearing steal cap boots ;)Try hitting a blind dog at 10kph.:baby:

[jrandom]

... some of the ones that are foaming at the mouths in this thread are the very ones that 'my message'TM is directed at.

Just out of curiosity; I'm one of the ones who generally foams in your direction - is your message directed at me?

[Katman]

Just out of curiosity; I'm one of the ones who generally foams in your direction - is your message directed at me?

Yeah, and so is this.:finger:

:msn-wink:

[Bonez]

No, I'm not actually. The people who have come forward and supported me behind the scenes number among the ones who have no need of 'my message'TM. They obviously haven't got the guts to support you publicly.

[jrandom]

Yeah, and so is this.:finger:

Excellent.

I'm going to find out where you live, now, and burn your house down in the middle of the night.

:msn-wink:

[Number One]

Now Katman what would you do in this situation?

What would Brian Boitana do...

sorry that was random but that's what I thought of straight away when I read your first line....as you were.

[Katman]

Excellent.

I'm going to find out where you live, now, and burn your house down in the middle of the night.

:msn-wink:

Doesn't worry me - it's not my house.:msn-wink:

[sugilite]

No, I'm not actually. The people who have come forward and supported me behind the scenes number among the ones who have no need of 'my message'TM. But some of the ones that are foaming at the mouths in this thread are the very ones that 'my message'TM is directed at.

If nothing else, this thread has well and truly exposed you as a troll, we all know it. Your claims of 'behind the scenes support' are quite frankly laughable. If these 'mystery' supporters had the courage of their convictions, they would support you in public. Are there any Katman suporters out there? hello hello, hello, hello.

[jrandom]

Doesn't worry me...

Cool, it won't feel like overkill then.

:msn-wink:

[Pussy]

If nothing else, this thread has well and truly exposed you as a troll, we all know it. Your claims of 'behind the scenes support' are quite frankly laughable. If these 'mystery' supporters had the courage of their convictions, they would support you in public. Are there any Katman suporters out there? hello hello, hello, hello.

I support the message Katman is trying to get across. I've seen it all happen before in my industry.... the cemetaries are full of young hot-shot ag pilots who were going to set the world on fire, they unfortunately let their confidence exceed their competence

[sugilite]

Agreed Pussy, I think very few here dispute that, however, I strongly believe it is all about the reaction rather than the message that Katman is interested in.

[Hahn]

Agreed Pussy, I think very few here dispute that, however, I strongly believe it is all about the reaction rather than the message that Katman is interested in.

some people are just jerks :2guns:

[MSTRS]

I support the message Katman is trying to get across. I've seen it all happen before in my industry.... the cemetaries are full of young hot-shot ag pilots who were going to set the world on fire, they unfortunately let their confidence exceed their competence

The thing is mate, most of us do support the intent of the message. It is the delivery and latterly, the arrogance and obnoxiousness of the poster that upsets us.
My concern is, that riders who would do well to heed his message, are also totally and utterly turned off by the delivery that they aren't seeing the message at all...then it is, just like KM, a waste of space and energy....
He doesn't even have the redeeming feature of putting his money where his mouth is...he talks the talk, but we have yet to see him walk (or is that ride?)

[MSTRS]

Ooh, look! 5 greens! then another 4 greens and then an infraction.
Seems like my message (tm) is getting through.

[Bonez]

He doesn't even have the redeeming feature of putting his money where his mouth is...he talks the talk, but we have yet to see him walk (or is that ride?)
Katman "And the instructor thing? I found out how much it costs and the rigmarole associated with becoming certified. Bugger that - it'll be cheaper and less hassle to take the Secret of Invincibility to my grave."

So why the posts?

Oh and you get another green bling.

Oh and you must be one of the most carefull riders I've met :)

[yungatart]

Katman "And the instructor thing? I found out how much it costs and the rigmarole associated with becoming certified. Bugger that - it'll be cheaper and less hassle to take the Secret of Invincibility to my grave."

So why the posts?

Even negative attention is better than being ignored.

[Katman]

Katman "And the instructor thing? I found out how much it costs and the rigmarole associated with becoming certified. Bugger that - it'll be cheaper and less hassle to take the Secret of Invincibility to my grave."

So why the posts?

I'm sure there was a :msn-wink: at the end of that quote.

:msn-wink:

[Maha]

when in fact, 9 times out of 10 if we're honest with ourselves, our accidents come down to outriding the prevailing conditions at the time and/or our ability.



As this video demonstrates, stolen from another thread. Sorry Mikkel.



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[Mikkel]

Ooh, look! 5 greens! then another 4 greens and then an infraction.
Seems like my message (tm) is getting through.

I would green bling you again - but I will have to wait! I just hope that the infraction is from your KB stalker so it doesn't count. In that case you're as right as Katman... :lol:


Oh and you must be one of the most carefull riders I've met :)

Yep, I can attest to that. MSTRS is smooth and careful - I'd ride with him any day of the week... Alas, it takes about 14 hours to ride to Napier from Chch if you sit just above the speed limit.


As this video demonstrates, stolen from another thread. Sorry Mikkel.

No worries - I posted it because I thought it was thought provoking. More so than this thread. Good thing you throw it in here where it might get some airtime.

[sugilite]

As this video demonstrates, stolen from another thread. Sorry Mikkel.

Again, very few disagree with the message. There is no excuse for poor riding like that video demonstrates. However, did you realize on Katman's other 'safety' thread, using his trolling style, he has in effect goaded some into timing themselves around the coro loop now. It could well lead to a very similar outcome to that grim video you just posted. The most dangerous thing I've seen around KB of late is Katman himself.

[MSTRS]

The most dangerous thing I've seen around KB of late is Katman himself.

Gotta agree with that.

[Tank]

Agreed Pussy, I think very few here dispute that, however, I strongly believe it is all about the reaction rather than the message that Katman is interested in.

Indeed. I think it comes from the fact that he obviously a boring, useless bastard in real life and this is the closest he gets to any interaction.

Its kind of like an slightly simple kid looking for love in all the wrong places. He keeps getting beat up but continues to come back.

Fuck - I wish he wouldn't.

[Katman]

However, did you realize on Katman's other 'safety' thread, using his trolling style, he has in effect goaded some into timing themselves around the coro loop now.

And your desperation takes yet another dip.

[PrincessBandit]

... he has in effect goaded some into timing themselves around the coro loop now.

Holy Crapola Batman!!! No, wait, Holy Crapola Katman!!! I'm sure no one would ever have, in their wildest flights of fantasy and inspirations, revelation, weed-haze, moments of epiphany (rah rah de rah rah) [you get the message] ever have dreamed of doing that you hadn't planted the seed in their wee brain, you naughty Katman you. :rolleyes:

[Katman]

Holy Crapola Batman!!! No, wait, Holy Crapola Katman!!! I'm sure no one would ever have, in their wildest flights of fantasy and inspirations, revelation, weed-haze, moments of epiphany (rah rah de rah rah) [you get the message] ever have dreamed of doing that you hadn't planted the seed in their wee brain, you naughty Katman you. :rolleyes:

Sometimes I shock even myself.:msn-wink:

[zeocen]

THREAD DERAIL FTW

You live in Manurewa PrincessBandit? I thought you lived next to Donor for some reason.. I've never seen a bandit out and about, it makes me sad that I see no bikers in Manurewa :(

[Usarka]

Holy Crapola Batman!!! No, wait, Holy Crapola Katman!!! I'm sure no one would ever have, in their wildest flights of fantasy and inspirations, revelation, weed-haze, moments of epiphany (rah rah de rah rah) [you get the message] ever have dreamed of doing that you hadn't planted the seed in their wee brain, you naughty Katman you. :rolleyes:

so planting the seed to do dumb things doesnt work, but planting a seed to do clever things does?

methinks you need a better understanding of human nature my dear.... :devil2:

[hXc]

Why the fuck MSTRS got an infraction for that post beats me.
How can you get infracted for telling the truth?! KB constantly surprises me with it's comparisons to the NZ government. Lets not let everyone know the truth about something, we'll just pussyfoot around it and hope they don't notice or get bored with their protests.

[onearmedbandit]

Holy Crapola Batman!!! No, wait, Holy Crapola Katman!!! I'm sure no one would ever have, in their wildest flights of fantasy and inspirations, revelation, weed-haze, moments of epiphany (rah rah de rah rah) [you get the message] ever have dreamed of doing that you hadn't planted the seed in their wee brain, you naughty Katman you. :rolleyes:


Sometimes I shock even myself.:msn-wink:

Bwahahahahahaha. The whole time katman has been trying to plant a seed regarding safe riding. Then when it is suggested that a post of his incited others to time themselves around the loop, you find the idea of him planting a seed laughable, yet this is what happened. Delusion runs in the family.

[PrincessBandit]

THREAD DERAIL FTW

You live in Manurewa PrincessBandit? I thought you lived next to Donor for some reason.. I've never seen a bandit out and about, it makes me sad that I see no bikers in Manurewa :(

Ah, that would most likely be Bandit Girl you are thinking of, she's just a few houses down from Donor. Always up for a ride if you want, just pm me if you like.

[Bonez]

Bwahahahahahaha. The whole time katman has been trying to plant a seed regarding safe riding. Then when it is suggested that a post of his incited others to time themselves around the loop, you find the idea of him planting a seed laughable, yet this is what happened. Delusion runs in the family.Any chance of a link Obi one?

[Mom]

No, I'm not actually. The people who have come forward and supported me behind the scenes number among the ones who have no need of 'my message'TM. But some of the ones that are foaming at the mouths in this thread are the very ones that 'my message'TM is directed at.

I have not supported you in this instance mate (though I have in the past). Your message is good, but you chose the wrong accident to spout your road safety message about. You also tend to lump all riders into your opinions, I find that incredibly offensive and frankly, now you are annoying me!

Never met you, and wonder how long you have actually been riding accident free and pure as the driven snow! I got my legal right to ride 2 wheels in 1976. Ridden a few kms between now and then, had a few breaks off two wheels along the way, raising kids and the like.

I have had a few offs along the way, none too serious thank goodness. I take full responsibility for my riding, though I really struggle to see how I could have avoided my last woopsie, cut off by a big dog, on a left hand bend at 25k/ph, curbed my rim and fell into a drain! Fucken dog! You need to learn how to deliver your message to the fuckwits that abound without really offending the rest of us!


Just out of curiosity; I'm one of the ones who generally foams in your direction - is your message directed at me?

I think it is :yes:

[PrincessBandit]

...methinks you need a better understanding of human nature my dear.... :devil2:

:rofl:
abcdefghi (there, I have my 10 characters now)

[hXc]

Ooooh, a big red rep...what a big guy onearmedbandit.
I don't care if abuse is abuse. The truth is also the truth and people need to know the truth. And if you don't want to read it, then don't. But don't make it worse for the rest of us because you and your little cronies can't handle the cold hard shit.

[sugilite]

Cracks are beginning to show :msn-wink:
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[Bonez]

Cracks are beginning to show :msn-wink:
<div align="center"><img src="http://www.majestic-quartz.com/kb-rep.jpg"></div>LOL. Kept it quiet, but I'm getting a few green reps too. Who'd thought ;).

His public support is still lacking.

[Katman]

Cracks are beginning to show :msn-wink:


I'd suggest you pull your pants back up if you're worried about cracks showing.

[kiwifruit]

The truth is also the truth and people need to know the truth. And if you don't want to read it, then don't.

You sound like.......... katman!! :jerry:

[hXc]

You'll keep, fruit.

[Kickaha]

I support the message Katman

As do I, but supporting the message is a bit different than supporting the person


he has in effect goaded some into timing themselves around the coro loop now.

As if people haven't ever done it before

[Katman]

As if people haven't ever done it before

I sincerely hope that you're not buying into sugilites theory. I gave you more credit than that.

[PrincessBandit]

As if people haven't ever done it before

Oh dear, we're not meant to say things like that..... it might mean that Km can't get the blame for it :shutup:

[Usarka]

You'll keep, fruit.

As long as you dont put him next to an apple.......:innocent:

[jrandom]

As if people haven't ever done it before

To be honest, no, I've never heard of it being TT'd.

[Toaster]

I blame the gubbmint, they outlawed personal responsibility and turned the blame game into an art form.

They certainly did! I blame them!

[Kickaha]

I sincerely hope that you're not buying into sugilites theory. I gave you more credit than that.

People have been timing themselves over different roads since long before I started motorcycling

[PrincessBandit]

To be honest, no, I've never heard of it being TT'd.

Doesn't mean it has, but neither does that mean it hasn't :shifty:

[Mom]

People have been timing themselves over different roads since long before I started motorcycling

You know there is even a piece of Auckland motorway where they actually set out markers so you can time and calibrate your speed along a 5km piece of the road? Weird that eh?

I have been known to time how long it takes me to get home from work at night along a given route, then compare it to an alternative? Call me dangerous if you like, I dont care.

[jrandom]

Doesn't mean it has, but neither does that mean it hasn't :shifty:

Of course.

But, y'know. There isn't a culture amongst North Island motorcyclists of time-trialling the Coro loop. Not one that I've ever observed, anyway.

I doubt it'd ever really take off, though. The loop's a bit too long. I suspect most guys, even the ones who ride it at warp speed, would agree with me that doing timed runs all the way around would be far less fun than just riding the loop with some friends, stopping at the usual watering holes and enjoying the roads for what they are.

[Kickaha]

I have been known to time how long it takes me to get home from work at night along a given route, then compare it to an alternative? Call me dangerous if you like, I dont care.

I wouldn't call you Dangerous he's a ginga :bleh and you also miss the point




But, y'know. There isn't a culture amongst North Island motorcyclists of time-trialling the Coro loop. Not one that I've ever observed, anyway.



I'm not saying there is a culture of it on that particular road, but even on here I can remeber riders talking about there times over different bits of road, I would have to say most of what I have seen in real life has been posey wankers, same sort of people who go on about chicken strips:msn-wink:

I can remember times over the Rimutaka road being discussed by that most awesome of riders wkid_one

[jrandom]

... posey wankers, same sort of people who go on about chicken strips:msn-wink:

Oh, c'mon, everyone goes on about chicken strips and you know it.


I can remember times over the Rimutaka road being discussed by that most awesome of riders wkid_one

Yes, I'm well aware that the Welly riders do have a culture of TTing the Rimutaka hill road, but a 5-minute ride is a lot easier to do that with than a 200km one.

[MSTRS]

We'd do better to time how long before sKatman gets the DCM...

[Mom]

I wouldn't call you Dangerous he's a ginga :bleh and you also miss the point


Thank goodness you did not call me ginga!

I got your point, and added a variant of it to the thread :yes:

[Katman]

We'd do better to time how long before sKatman gets the DCM...

Keep jrandom company - hold your breath.:msn-wink:

[Headbanger]

Are we at the bottom of the barrel yet?

[PrincessBandit]

Are we at the bottom of the barrel yet?

Nah, there's probably a ways to go yet. :(

[hXc]

Oh God...what is dad doing on the internets?!

[Trudes]

Oh God...what is dad doing on the internets?!

What a bugger you wasted your 1000th post in here.:yawn:

[jrandom]

Oh God...what is dad doing on the internets?!

Preparing to rape Katman, I think.

I was imagining that it'd have to be anally, but Katman now claims to possess a vagina!

[Usarka]

Are we at the bottom of the barrel yet?

I hope so, i've run out of bling to spread around, and i've pissed myself so much tonight that any more and i'm going to have to steal my hippy neighbours organic panty liners from her clothes line

[Mom]

Oh God...what is dad doing on the internets?!

Go pack a bag and leave it close by the bathroom door. Have a shower, make sure your hands are clean then pluck out your eyes so you cant read about it anymore! When you have done that, pick up the bag and run as far away as you can so you are never embarrassed again by your father!

This advice brought to you by Caring Moms Assn.

[Bonez]

Preparing to rape Katman, I think.

I was imagining that it'd have to be anally, but Katman now claims to possess a vagina!C'mon take responsibily for your action. You did bite his big dick off IIRC :doctor:


Oh dear, another green rep.................

[MIXONE]

Are we at the bottom of the barrel yet?

No but it has reached the cunt stage and I have it on good authority that a cunt is pretty close to a bottom.

[Mom]

No but it has reached the cunt stage and I have it on good authority that a cunt is pretty close to a bottom.

Is a bottom like an arsehole? Because if it is this thread has gone full circle over the day. Impressive! Surely that phenomenon must have a name?

[Bonez]

Is a bottom like an arsehole? Because if it is this thread has gone full circle over the day. Impressive! Surely that phenomenon must have a name?How does "Katmans Kwuntum Kwirk" sound?

[PrincessBandit]

Is a bottom like an arsehole?

Sort of. "Bottoms" are the cute ones. Extrapolate that out and there is a message in there for those clever enough to see it.

[sidecar bob]

People have been timing themselves over different roads since long before I started motorcycling

Ask Scrivy & Kiwifruit about timing themselves over certain roads.
Very bad men they are,:spanking::spanking: Only that their times were SLOOOOW!!

[sugilite]

I sincerely hope that you're not buying into sugilites theory. I gave you more credit than that.

You mean my theory that you use very good safety messages as a vehicle for your special brand of trolling and disdain of basic human courtesies? Ya know, after wading through your posts looking for one in particular (You know, the post from the days before you found that perfect vehicle), where do you think I would get a theory like that?

[jrandom]

I did "the lake taupo TT" (160km) in 48 minutes flat a few years ago, i thought that was pretty FAST!!

:shit:

Man, that's pretty far out, man. And to think the poor bastards who do the annual race on bicycles take 6+ hours to get round.

You're not such a bad boy these days, though, are you?

:nono:

[Katman]

You mean my theory that you use very good safety messages as a vehicle for your special brand of trolling and disdain of basic human courtesies? Ya know, after wading through your posts looking for one in particular (You know, the post from the days before you found that perfect vehicle), where do you think I would get a theory like that?

If you've found a certain thread, stop fucking around - quote it.

[Tank]

If you've found a certain thread, stop fucking around - quote it.

nah dont - there is enough of his bullshit on this forum without bring up even more of it.

[Number One]

Is a bottom like an arsehole? Because if it is this thread has gone full circle over the day. Impressive! Surely that phenomenon must have a name?

Mwahahaahahaaaaaaa cough splutter!

all out of bling but he hee Mom. Has your ear stopped ringing yet?

[scumdog]

You sound like.......... katman!! :jerry:

What d'ya mean SOUNDS like - he IS katman....

[Deano]

The people who have come forward and supported me behind the scenes number among the ones who have no need of 'my message'TM.

Again, pull your head in.

If I measured my opinions by the amount of green bling I have got for paying you out, well.....I must be right then.

You *hide behind a keyboard preaching your bullshit* mofo :finger::baby::msn-wink::msn-wink::niceone:

Time to 'ignore' your crap methinks. That's another one you won't be preaching your shitty misguided message to.

[sugilite]

If you've found a certain thread, stop fucking around - quote it.

Your getting a bit short there Katman. I thought it was obvious from my post, but here you are again.
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=1492206&postcount=232

[Deano]

Your getting a bit short there Katman. I thought it was obvious from my post, but here you are again.
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=1492206&postcount=232

First time I've read the thread/posts you refer to.

Do you think Katman gets beaten up a lot, or was that just when he was a kid ?

[Headbanger]

I did not think it possible.

But after reading that shit in the photo thread I dislike the guy even more then I did five minutes ago.

What a fucking ****** (edited, I don't need any more infractions).

[The Stranger]

The people who have come forward and supported me behind the scenes.


So have they come forward or are they behind the scenes?
Do they really exist?
Come on Twatman put up or shut up, name and shame!

[Tank]

i love the quote in photo thread where scatman says "don't show crap photos you will be remembered for them"

yet despite all his efforts with his little soapbox cause he is trying to champion , he is only going to be remembered for his shit post. His message will be well forgotten

[onearmedbandit]

Ooooh, a big red rep...what a big guy onearmedbandit.
I don't care if abuse is abuse. The truth is also the truth and people need to know the truth. And if you don't want to read it, then don't. But don't make it worse for the rest of us because you and your little cronies can't handle the cold hard shit.

The only input you've had in this thread is to bitch about your father getting an infraction, and btw it wasn't from me. People can and will form their own opinions of Katman, just like they will of you. Heh, your second post in this thread is a bitch about getting a red rep from me.

And once you get your head out of your arse, you will see that no editing of his post happened, it's still there for people to see, so there is no hiding of the truth here. Grow up little man.

[mstriumph]

Excellent.

I'm going to find out where you live, now, and burn your house down in the middle of the night.

:msn-wink: ... erm - sounds as though it's 'take a number' time :whistle:

[scumdog]

All of you seem to take katman waaayy too seriously, loosen up a little eh?

(Can't be naffed reading all the posts on this thread - too many - and too many too childish.)

[Grahameeboy]

All of you seem to take katman waaayy too seriously, loosen up a little eh?

(Can't be naffed reading all the posts on this thread - too many - and too many too childish.)

...................

[kiwifruit]

Sf-wepcsA-A

[Pussy]

vid

Bit off topic.... but how the fuck did Borat get out of that rodeo alive???

[Quasievil]

:jerry::jerry:

fuck this great

[MIXONE]

I did not think it possible.

But after reading that shit in the photo thread I dislike the guy even more then I did five minutes ago.

What a fucking ****** (edited, I don't need any more infractions).

Well I could do with a few to increase my thread cred so I'll fill in the blanks for you.
egghead with a degree in Tossology who's main(only?) purpose in life is to wind up others who are quick to take the bait.

[scrivy]

Ask Scrivy & Kiwifruit about timing themselves over certain roads. Very bad men they are,:spanking::spanking:

:shifty: Yeah, well.......... at least I don't time myself in the sack like someone else I know!! :pinch::lol:

[jrandom]

You *hide behind a keyboard preaching your bullshit* mofo :finger::baby::msn-wink::msn-wink::niceone:

Hiding behind a keyboard?

Maybe he's starting to grow ashamed of it, because a little Kat mouse may or may not have just PM'd me and assured me that he's going to find me at the trackday next Friday.

Personally, I can't wait.

:sunny:

I hope he's not one of these cunts like you with fast legs, though. I can't deal with that shit. Fookin bruised shins are a bastard.

:no:

[Lissa]

Katman I am trying to understand why you care so much and why you purposely insulted Sean in his thread, knowing full well that Sean would be reading it.

What I really want to know would katman go to the hospital, with Sean lying in bed with fractured back, broken legs, look Sean in the eye and tell him he is lying about having memory loss because he caused the accident? Because thats what you did... you werent there in person but it had the same effect. There are more note worthy people in KB I would rather listen to, people who have been in the same situation as Sean that I would rather get insight from, (people who have contacted me and given me their accounts of their personal accidents and road to recovery), then from a guy who kicks a man while hes down, that uses Seans Accident as an example of someone making excuses. Fucktard!

I was worried at first about Seans thread as its a very personal thing to have put on the internet, but then I also thought it might help for people to understand that when you have accident it doesn't just effect the person who had the accident. Quasi's Mouring Thread was more useful than this one. I cant remember who posted it, but someone said that when you ride, you not only ride for yourself but for your family and loved ones. I dont care about excuses, I care that people ride as safely as they possibly can, and unfortunately that sometimes is just not enough.

[Deano]

I hope he's not one of these cunts like you with fast legs, though. I can't deal with that shit. Fookin bruised shins are a bastard.

:no:

Just ignore the kicks and go for the head shot
:whistle:

[Tank]

Hiding behind a keyboard?

Maybe he's starting to grow ashamed of it, because a little Kat mouse may or may not have just PM'd me and assured me that he's going to find me at the trackday next Friday.


He will be easy to find - he will be the old git running down the pit lane telling people not to go fast.

[Mikkel]

Bit off topic.... but how the fuck did Borat get out of that rodeo alive???

He walked, they didn't let the bull out at the same time.

The real wonder is how the fuck the 'mericans didn't pick up on the fact he was having them on...


:shifty: Yeah, well.......... at least I don't time myself in the sack like someone else I know!! :pinch::lol:

Well, efficiency is paramount in these days. A man shouldn't spend half and hour doing a 2 minute job ;)


Hiding behind a keyboard?

Maybe he's starting to grow ashamed of it, because a little Kat mouse may or may not have just PM'd me and assured me that he's going to find me at the trackday next Friday.

Personally, I can't wait.

:sunny:

I hope he's not one of these cunts like you with fast legs, though. I can't deal with that shit. Fookin bruised shins are a bastard.

:no:

Looks like you're taking him out for that ride anyway then.

I'm looking forward to the product review Dan. :yes:

[Quasievil]

but someone said that when you ride, you not only ride for yourself but for your family and loved ones. .

That was ME , do I get something ????????
kinda like a big ole Mel hug ...................with groping ???????



Fuck Sean online
:rolleyes:

[Lissa]

That was ME , do I get something ????????
kinda like a big ole Mel hug ...................with groping ???????



Fuck Sean online
:rolleyes:
How about a nice Big Juicy Green Bling Bling from me, and I will let Poos stand in for the grope!! :cool:

Got to watch myself around here too, kinda got use to Sean not being online ALL the time :rolleyes:

[Katman]

Katman I am trying to understand why you care so much and why you purposely insulted Sean in his thread, knowing full well that Sean would be reading it.

What I really want to know would katman go to the hospital, with Sean lying in bed with fractured back, broken legs, look Sean in the eye and tell him he is lying about having memory loss because he caused the accident? Because thats what you did... you werent there in person but it had the same effect. There are more note worthy people in KB I would rather listen to, people who have been in the same situation as Sean that I would rather get insight from, (people who have contacted me and given me their accounts of their personal accidents and road to recovery), then from a guy who kicks a man while hes down, that uses Seans Accident as an example of someone making excuses. Fucktard!

I was worried at first about Seans thread as its a very personal thing to have put on the internet, but then I also thought it might help for people to understand that when you have accident it doesn't just effect the person who had the accident. Quasi's Mouring Thread was more useful than this one. I cant remember who posted it, but someone said that when you ride, you not only ride for yourself but for your family and loved ones. I dont care about excuses, I care that people ride as safely as they possibly can, and unfortunately that sometimes is just not enough.

Let's get a few facts straight.

If you look closely you'll see that I posted in Sean's thread saying I was pleased to hear he was on the mend.

No other comment from me was directed at Sean while his condition was serious.

I have merely suggested he should be honest with himself when it comes to the accountability for his accident. I don't see that as insulting.

[Badjelly]

I have merely suggested he should be honest with himself when it comes to the accountability for his accident. I don't see that as insulting.

It tends to imply he isn't being honest with himself, which is very insulting. Do you not see this?

[MSTRS]

It tends to imply he isn't being honest with himself, which is very insulting. Do you not see this?

sKatman can't see the fists being waved in his face...you expect him to recognise subtleties like you point out?

[Fatjim]

Yes, I'm well aware that the Welly riders do have a culture of TTing the Rimutaka hill road, but a 5-minute ride is a lot easier to do that with than a 200km one.

Well last night we TT'd it in the dark and most of us dipshits forgot our clear visors. I love working on my reaction time when something's really at stake.

[vifferman]

I have merely suggested he should be honest with himself when it comes to the accountability for his accident. I don't see that as insulting.
It is insulting from the point of view that you are assuming (if not implying) that he's going to absolve himself from any responsibility for the accident. Do you really think he could lie in the hospital for weeks, then spend months recuperating, and not say to himself, "if only I had done/not done..." ? :spudwhat:
The mere fact that you suggested that "he be honest with himself" casts aspersions on his character.
Perhaps you had good intentions, but it comes across as tactless at best, and arrogant, condescending, and "holier than thou" if taken at face value.

I agree with some of your safety messages, Katman, but your delivery needs some fine-tuning. It's kind of like a carefully considered thought or two scribbled on a piece of cardboard with a purple crayon, tied to a brick and thrown through someone's bedroom window at 3 AM. Would you yourself read such a missive (missile?!) in the spirit intended?

[Tank]

It's kind of like a carefully considered thought or two scribbled on a piece of cardboard with a purple crayon, tied to a brick and thrown through someone's bedroom window at 3 AM.

Very well put!

And I like the idea - so Im off to get some bricks for my bosses office. Im looking for a raise.

[Katman]

It's kind of like a carefully considered thought or two scribbled on a piece of cardboard with a purple crayon, tied to a brick and thrown through someone's bedroom window at 3 AM. Would you yourself read such a missive (missile?!) in the spirit intended?

It would get their attention though, wouldn't it?

[Lissa]

The mere fact that you suggested that "he be honest with himself" casts aspersions on his character.
Perhaps you had good intentions, but it comes across as tactless at best, and arrogant, condescending, and "holier than thou" if taken at face value.


Does the above get your attention?


It would get their attention though, wouldn't it?

[vifferman]

And I like the idea - so Im off to get some bricks for my bosses office. Im looking for a raise.
Don't forget to get a purple crayon!

Now - you should be very clear and concise in your wording. Something like, "Hey, ya cunt! Give me a raise or I'll throw a brick through your window!" should do it. :yes:

[Tank]

Don't forget to get a purple crayon!

Now - you should be very clear and concise in your wording. Something like, "Hey, ya cunt! Give me a raise or I'll throw a brick through your window!" should do it. :yes:

I have the crayon already - thats all they allow us to write with here (nothing sharp).

Given that the message is already on a brick that has been thrown thru the window saying "or I'll throw a brick through your window" kind of superfilious?

what about ""Hey, ya cunt! Give me a raise or Ill come back and nail your cat to the bonnet of your car!"

[Badjelly]

what about ""Hey, ya cunt! Give me a raise or Ill come back and nail your cat to the bonnet of your car!"

You might try, "Hey ya cunt, you're not being honest with yourself about your reason for not giving me a raise. Too many bosses blame their employees for the lack of profitability of their businesses. They're just making excuses for their own inadequacies."

[vifferman]

what about "Hey, ya cunt! Give me a raise or Ill come back and nail your cat on the bonnet of your car!"
Perhaps it would be best to not sign it.
Or just sign it with a "X", or with "A concerned and underpaid employee who fancies the look of your pussy".
Or you could just throw a random selection of bricks and random messages through the window on random nights, and eventually he'll give everyone a raise.

[Quasievil]

How about a nice Big Juicy Green Bling Bling from me, and I will let Poos stand in for the grope!! :cool:

Got to watch myself around here too, kinda got use to Sean not being online ALL the time :rolleyes:



OUCHY :Pokey:, I will let poos know he has a job to do, I will need to show him a few pictures of what a woman looks like as I dont think he has been close to one for quite some time:lol:.

[Lissa]

OUCHY :Pokey:, I will let poos know he has a job to do, I will need to show him a few pictures of what a woman looks like as I dont think he has been close to one for quite some time:lol:.

NO no no... I mean Poos to stand in for me!! Sheez :rolleyes: (remember Sean could be watching!)

[PrincessBandit]

... Anyway, if someone says to me, "Come for a ride sometime", I'll be tempted, but "Come for a ride and prove yourself", no thanks!

Agree completely. Very sensible attitude. Pity more don't think like that.

[jrandom]

Agree completely. Very sensible attitude. Pity more don't think like that.

... but what if the 'prove yourself' relates to safe riding skills?

I wasn't calling Katman out to prove how fast he could ride a motorcycle. If I'd been doing that, I'd have invited him to the next drag session at Meremere or the trackday on Friday (although he seems to be doing a good job of inviting himself to that - should I call you to pick him up from A&E afterwards, or does he have someone more local that can sort him out?)

:laugh:

No, I was calling him out to show me precisely what makes him such an authority on the subjects he endlessly hammers on about on this forum.

I mean, does the guy even ride that old thing of his much?

:confused:

[PrincessBandit]

... but what if the 'prove yourself' relates to safe riding skills?

I wasn't calling Katman out to prove how fast he could ride a motorcycle. If I'd been doing that, I'd have invited him to the next drag session at Meremere or the trackday on Friday (although he seems to be doing a good job of inviting himself to that - should I call you to pick him up from A&E afterwards, or does he have someone more local that can sort him out?)

:laugh:

No, I was calling him out to show me precisely what makes him such an authority on the subjects he endlessly hammers on about on this forum.

I mean, does the guy even ride that old thing of his much?

:confused:

I'm sure you'll be able to ask him next time you run into each other!
My response to badjelly is that the word "proving" can easily degenerate into something that may not have been initially intended, especially if those doing the "proving" to each other are not exactly best buds. It takes two (or more) mature people to ensure that it doesn't. I have no problems riding with him, and i'm sure his courtesy as a rider isn't just cos I'm his sis. He's been riding many years (well over half his life) so i'm sure he's learnt some important stuff along the way. (And no, that wasn't intended to imply that you haven't).

[jrandom]

He's been riding many years (well over half his life) so i'm sure he's learnt some important stuff along the way. (And no, that wasn't intended to imply that you haven't).

What gets me is that you're so darn sweet, and he's such a cunt...

... is he on drugs?

[PrincessBandit]

What gets me is that you're so darn sweet, and he's such a cunt...

... is he on drugs?

not that i'm aware of, but then i didn't know of his "terminal illness" either. Amazing what you can learn on the internet isn't it. :rofl:

[jrandom]

not that i'm aware of, but then i didn't know of his "terminal illness" either.

Hey, we're all terminally ill, right? Life's an inevitably-fatal disease...

[Bonez]

I'm sure you'll be able to ask him next time you run into each other!
My response to badjelly is that the word "proving" can easily degenerate into something that may not have been initially intended, especially if those doing the "proving" to each other are not exactly best buds. It takes two (or more) mature people to ensure that it doesn't. I've suggested Katman orginise a suitable ride, failing that incorporate one in one of the KB rides, yet no response.

What's the problem?

[PrincessBandit]

I've suggested Katman orginise a suitable ride, failing that incorporate one in one of the KB rides, yet no response.

What's the problem?

Maybe he's still doing his hair and nails?
Maybe one day he'll surprise the daylights out of everyone and do it. Let's just hope that if he does the shock isn't so great that those who most eager don't have heart failure as a result and end up missing out! :msn-wink:

[Bonez]

Maybe he's still doing his hair and nails?
Maybe one day he'll surprise the daylights out of everyone and do it. Let's just hope that if he does the shock isn't so great that those who most eager don't have heart failure as a result and end up missing out! :msn-wink:
Hey I'm sure Katman can post for himself. Having so much experiance 'n all ;).

[jrandom]

Maybe one day he'll surprise the daylights out of everyone and do it...

... and nobody will turn up, because he's such a vile man that they can't imagine wanting to spend a moment in his presence that they didn't have to.

[jrandom]

Hey I'm sure Katman can post for himself.

He's probably off smoking something to prepare his mind for the evening's irrational ranting.

:yes:

[Bonez]

... and nobody will turn up, because he's such a vile man that they can't imagine wanting to spend a moment in his presence that they didn't have to.Now now.............

[jrandom]

Now now.............

Unfortunately, that's precisely the case.

I'm sure I speak for the vast majority of this thread's readers when I say that I have no desire whatsoever to spend time with its originator in person.

My offer to evaluate him on the road was a self-sacrificing public service.

:laugh:

[Bonez]

Unfortunately, that's precisely the case.

I'm sure I speak for the vast majority of this thread's readers when I say that I have no desire whatsoever to spend time with its originator in person.

My offer to evaluate him on the road was a self-sacrificing public service.

:laugh:Bugger. Thought of selling tickets?

[kiwifruit]

Maybe he's still doing his hair and nails?
Maybe one day he'll surprise the daylights out of everyone and do it. Let's just hope that if he does the shock isn't so great that those who most eager don't have heart failure as a result and end up missing out! :msn-wink:


he came for a ride with me the other day

i even did a wheelie right before his eyes (couldn't help it)!
...he didn't tell me it was dangerous, preach a road saftey campain, spank me or whatever

a social A bomb, on public forums, yes
not that way irl

[Bonez]

he came for a ride with me the other day

i even did a wheelie right before his eyes (couldn't help it)!
...he didn't tell me it was dangerous, preach a road saftey campain, spank me or whatever

a social A bomb, on public forums, yes
not that way irlNow would that make him a hypocrate?

[Ixion]

No, a heterowhine perhaps ?

[The Stranger]

I've suggested Katman orginise a suitable ride, failing that incorporate one in one of the KB rides, yet no response.

What's the problem?

Yes, perhaps if he put in some sort of real effort instead of just preaching. He could start by taking skidmark, Morcs and carver out for some tuition.

[kiwifruit]

I'm sure if he felt i needed a lecture on road saftey he'd have given me one.

It means i'm a pro wheelieR :msn-wink:


Yes, perhaps if he put in some sort of real effort instead of just preaching. He could start by taking skidmark, Morcs and carver out for some tuition.

I agree!!
this is the sort of crowd who may benefit from his online A bomb approach, irl

[MSTRS]

this is the sort of crowd who may benefit from his online A bomb approach, irl

Actually, no. Most of us posting in here are not spotty faced gits who think they know it all....
I've been riding more years than sKatman, and my past is NOT littered with bent bikes/body.

[Tank]

I'm sure if he felt i needed a lecture on road saftey he'd have given me one.


More likely that hes too gutless to say anything face to face.

A meek and mild pussy.

edit: Scatmans new profile pic??

[Tank]

He's probably off smoking something to prepare his mind for the evening's irrational ranting.

:yes:

Yep smoking that P will fuck you up real bad.

Im making my kids read scatmans post to teach them the dangers of drugs. and of growing up a fuckwit.

[Ixion]

Perhaps though, assuming that they will also ride , in time, taking heed of Mr Katman's strictures, unwelcome though they may be, will materially assist in their staying alive long enough to finish growing up ?

[PrincessBandit]

Hey, we're all terminally ill, right? Life's an inevitably-fatal disease...

Yep, would not disagree with you over that one! Oh, btw, maybe I got all the "sweet" genes in the family, and there weren't many left over for Katman. Shit, now I won't be able to walk through the kitchen door as my head will be too big. Worse still my helmet won't fit any more. Bugger. :eek:

[Katman]

Now would that make him a hypocrate?

It was a well executed wheelstand with no other vehicles in sight (except me someway behind). Nothing particularly dangerous about it.

[Bonez]

It was a well executed wheelstand with no other vehicles in sight (except me someway behind). Nothing particularly dangerous about it.So a bit like speeding on a clear bit of road?

[PrincessBandit]

I want to know what a hypocrate is. Is it the same as a hypocrite?

[Ixion]

It's a typo. He meant hypocras. A type of spiced whine.

[Bonez]

I want to know what a hypocrate is. Is it the same as a hypocrite?Bullshit in a box.

[PrincessBandit]

More likely that hes too gutless to say anything face to face.

A meek and mild pussy.

edit: Scatmans new profile pic??

Saucer of milk for table one please waiter.


oh, and p.s. i love your avatar Bonez
(i don't know how to multiquote so i've just put you in with Tank - hope you don't mind)

[Bonez]

Saucer of milk for table one please waiter.


oh, and p.s. i love your avatar Bonez
(i don't know how to multiquote so i've just put you in with Tank - hope you don't mind)That's fine. Stumbled on the avatar in search of info on setting up me backup Linux machine. Bit like me really flapping about all over the place ;).

[Katman]

And let's just recap.....

In this thread I have

1. Called jrandom a cunt

2. Suggested Sean needs to be honest (to himself) about his accident.
and
3. Had Sugilite dredge up a thread in an effort to remind everyone that I'm a prick.

I actually think I've conducted myself within this thread with some degree of integrity. The 'foaming at the mouths' mob have provided some comic relief at least.

[Bonez]

And let's just recap.....

In this thread I have

1. Called jrandom a cunt

2. Suggested Sean needs to be honest (to himself) about his accident.
and
3. Had Sugilite dredge up a thread in an effort to remind everyone that I'm a prick.

I actually think I've conducted myself within this thread with some degree of integrity. The 'foaming at the mouths' mob have provided some comic relief at least.You humour me for one. Been laughing my cock off since your original post.

[Mom]

he came for a ride with me the other day
i even did a wheelie right before his eyes (couldn't help it)!
...he didn't tell me it was dangerous, preach a road saftey campain, spank me or whatever, a social A bomb, on public forums, yes
not that way irl

Perhaps next time you meet, you could impress on him the need to think before spouting off on here then.

Wheelies...ffs they are not big or clever! Have you not read this time and time again on here? :blip:


Yes, perhaps if he put in some sort of real effort instead of just preaching. He could start by taking skidmark, Morcs and carver out for some tuition.

Haven ridden out with 2 of those 3 I pick Carver actually to need the biggest Katman lecture :yes:


It was a well executed wheelstand with no other vehicles in sight (except me someway behind). Nothing particularly dangerous about it.

Until he fell off, banged his head, and suffered some memory loss, and said he did not remember what happened. Hope you would call him out and say he was not prepared to take responsibility for his actions! I have bookmarked this post BTW, in case I ever see you dealing out your tripe to someone that has done a wheelie and lost it.

[MSTRS]

"The 'foaming at the mouths' mob have provided some comic relief at least."

Any foam around my mouth is the beer froth coming out my nose...the comic relief is totally one way. If you didn't upset so many people with your unsubtle barbs, you'd actually be quite hilarious.
Sadly, you are not. So I'll blame the alcohol for making me laugh.

[Ixion]

...
Sadly, you are not. So I'll blame the alcohol for making me laugh.

And not my incredibly clever triple pun a few posts earlier?

Sigh. I spread my finest efforts like the proverbial pearls. I even had a quadruple pun the other day, and noone at all understood it.

It's a hard life.

[Katman]

Until he fell off, banged his head, and suffered some memory loss, and said he did not remember what happened. Hope you would call him out and say he was not prepared to take responsibility for his actions!

Most definately. I imagine kiwifruit would expect nothing less.

[flame]

And btw, I think Drew 'gets it' even if some of you others are struggling to.

Reeeeeeally?? coz ya know him so well eh:bleh:

Hey Pussyman, why don't you come on down here to Wellyville and we'll give you your own chance to 'remember' what a good old dose of amnesia feels like?:devil2:

[Usarka]

It was a well executed wheelstand with no other vehicles in sight (except me someway behind). Nothing particularly dangerous about it.


Until he fell off, banged his head, and suffered some memory loss, and said he did not remember what happened. Hope you would call him out and say he was not prepared to take responsibility for his actions! I have bookmarked this post BTW, in case I ever see you dealing out your tripe to someone that has done a wheelie and lost it.


Most definately. I imagine kiwifruit would expect nothing less.

Your message is now that it's ok to do what we like as long as we admit we are responsible if it goes wrong.....?

[Mikkel]

Now would that make him a hypocrate?

Nah, just a normal human being I think.


I agree!!
this is the sort of crowd who may benefit from his online A bomb approach, irl

Nope, the young crowd never has listened and never will! :no: At least not until they've had an experience to help them put themselves into a realistic perspective. I state this based on experience.



Also, the vaguely hinted at threats of physical harm in meatspace are getting pretty old.

[sidecar bob]

Your message is now that it's ok to do what we like as long as we admit we are responsible if it goes wrong.....?

Sounds fair, Theres nothing worse than some idiot that continually comes undone wether it be on a bike or just life in general & dosent accept any responsibility for it at all, or worse still, creates lies that they actually believe to make it all everyone elses fault.

[Mom]

Your message is now that it's ok to do what we like as long as we admit we are responsible if it goes wrong.....?

Seems that way to me...but only if we remember it, if we cant, we are fucked!

[Usarka]

Seems that way to me...but only if we remember it, if we cant, we are fucked!

if you cant remember then you are lying because you were being stupid and dont want to let people know.

[PrincessBandit]

Nope, the young crowd never has listened and never will! :no: At least not until they've had an experience to help them put themselves into a realistic perspective. I state this based on experience.



Thank you Mikkel, sounds not unlike another post I made the other night about the dilemma of some just having to learn the hard way. But I'm sure there are some (young and older) who are not completely resistant to learning from others. The trick is to weigh it, sift it and (oh no, got sidetracked by thoughts of baking just then) and determine whether it's applicable to yourself and then act accordingly, or file for future reference.

[Mom]

if you cant remember then you are lying because you were being stupid and dont want to let people know.

I know, Katman said!

[yungatart]

Thank you Mikkel, sounds not unlike another post I made the other night about the dilemma of some just having to learn the hard way. But I'm sure there are some (young and older) who are not completely resistant to learning from others. The trick is to weigh it, sift it and (oh no, got sidetracked by thoughts of baking just then) and determine whether it's applicable to yourself and then act accordingly, or file for future reference.

According to The Great Pussy(insert "bowing" smilie here), it is applicable to all of us, cos we all ride like idjits, with no regard for other road users, our fellow motorcyclists, indeed , even our own life! Apart from him of course, he's perfect! (apparently)

[Bonez]

Thank you Mikkel, sounds not unlike another post I made the other night about the dilemma of some just having to learn the hard way. But I'm sure there are some (young and older) who are not completely resistant to learning from others. The trick is to weigh it, sift it and (oh no, got sidetracked by thoughts of baking just then) and determine whether it's applicable to yourself and then act accordingly, or file for future reference.You bake?:love:

[Mikkel]

Thank you Mikkel, sounds not unlike another post I made the other night about the dilemma of some just having to learn the hard way. But I'm sure there are some (young and older) who are not completely resistant to learning from others. The trick is to weigh it, sift it and (oh no, got sidetracked by thoughts of baking just then) and determine whether it's applicable to yourself and then act accordingly, or file for future reference.

Well, there are many ways you can have an eye-opening experience. It's not always necessary to break skin and bones to realise that it's time to STFU, STFD and LTFC.

Also, it's not always a lacking willingness to listen, sometimes it's just not realising that there's something worth listening to.
And Katman, while your message is mostly good - your delivery is not worth listening to. In that way you just come across as another resentful old man with a stick up his arse that isn't worth listening to. I've met a few of those I think - but I can't say for sure since I tend to forget about people like that pretty quickly.

Preaching just doesn't work with young people and thinking adults - just accept it and move on.

[PrincessBandit]

You bake?:love:

Sure do.....

[Usarka]

Sure do.....

How much for a gram.... :whistle:

[jrandom]

I actually think I've conducted myself within this thread with some degree of integrity.

Bahahahahahaha!

:killingme

You are a troll (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_%28Internet%29), sir, a troll of the highest order and the worst sort, fit for nothing but the online garbage disposal unit.

Either that, or your words are truly motivated by your thoughts and feelings, in which case you're just a sociopathic wackjob.

[Trudes]

Bahahahahahaha!

:killingme

You are a troll (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_%28Internet%29), sir, a troll of the highest order and the worst sort, fit for nothing but the online garbage disposal unit.

Either that, or your words are truly motivated by your thoughts and feelings, in which case you're just a sociopathic wackjob.

Let your fingers do the voting http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/fw_pollbooth.php?do=showbooth&boothid=83

[Mikkel]

Clearly Mikkel wouldn't have a clue what constitutes a troller.

Seems I'm not the only one then, doesn't it? :msn-wink: (You said something about this smiley - I hope you remember.)

[Katman]

Bahahahahahaha!

:killingme

You are a troll (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_%28Internet%29), sir, a troll of the highest order and the worst sort, fit for nothing but the online garbage disposal unit.

Either that, or your words are truly motivated by your thoughts and feelings, in which case you're just a sociopathic wackjob.

This from someone who states that they'll find out where I live and burn my house down in the middle of the night and then threatens that I'm going to be raped?

You're a fucking joke.

[PrincessBandit]

Let your fingers do the voting http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/fw_pollbooth.php?do=showbooth&boothid=83

Just had a wee nosey. Skiddy still leading by more than a nose. Btw, where is he? Did i blink and miss him?

[Maha]

Just had a wee nosey. Skiddy still leading by more than a nose. Btw, where is he? Did i blink and miss him?

Though he moved to Taupo and changed his Login??

[jrandom]

This from someone who states that they'll find out where I live and burn my house down in the middle of the night and then threatens that I'm going to be raped?

Actually, I think it'd work better the other way round. Your anus would be all crispy if the rape was left until last.

Don't forget, though, that the :msn-wink: makes everything all right!

Except I forgot it for the rape post, so I guess, yeah, that was pretty serious. I imagine the idea of being sexually violated by a bearded Negro who's not winking would bother you.

I'll be sure to remind MSTRS of that fact.

Lest he bother you.


You're a fucking joke.

And you're a ghastly waste of oxygen.

I've been privately informed by the MotoTT staff that we'll get thrown out of Taupo Motorsport Park if we start any fights in pit lane, by the way, so would you prefer to meet elsewhere for our mutual satisfaction, or are you a coward as well as a blowhard?

:msn-wink:

[kiwifruit]

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[dipshit]

Actually, I think it'd work better the other way round. Your anus would be all crispy if the rape was left until last.


jrandom, it is you and your like that is carrying on like complete wankers around here.

You lot are carrying on like a bunch of Americans when somebody has the audacity to say something like "George Bush sucks"

Oh no! Shock horror! lynch him! lynch him!

[yungatart]

I actually think I've conducted myself within this thread with some degree of integrity.

You are joking, aren't you?
Funnyman...not!
Clever..not!
Worth listening to...not!

[dipshit]

You are joking, aren't you?
Funnyman...not!
Clever..not!
Worth listening to...not!

Well he's been far less childish than you jrandom and so on.

[yungatart]

...and you would know? Dipshit by name..dipshit by nature...

[jrandom]

Well he's been far less childish than you jrandom and so on.

Mmm, not really, what with the name-calling, silly threats via PM, etc.

You support the rider safety message - so do we.

The issue at hand, though, has nothing to do with questions of rider safety; it's now simply about the fact that Katman's a cunt, and we want him to cease wafting like gas from a pile of faeces across the flower garden of our collective consciousness.

[yungatart]

Mmm, not really, what with the name-calling, silly threats via PM, etc.

You support the rider safety message - so do we.

The issue at hand, though, has nothing to do with questions of rider safety; it's now simply about the fact that Katman's a cunt, and we want him to cease wafting like gas from a pile of faeces across the flower garden of our collective consciousness.

you and me, babe...we the team to be reckoned wif!!!!

[jrandom]

you and me, babe...we the team to be reckoned wif!!!!

Well, not really, um...

Did you just call me 'babe'?

:mellow:

:crazy:

[Mikkel]

jrandom, it is you and your like that is carrying on like complete wankers around here.

Actually...

No fuck it, I can't even be bothered.

jrandom is a good cunt(tm) and just because you can not follow what is happening here doesn't mean that everybody else are in the wrong.

Sharp edges my fucking arse. You're about the dullest spoon in the drawer it seems...

[Mikkel]

Well, not really, um...

Did you just call me 'babe'?

:mellow:

:crazy:

Don't worry mate. John isn't following this thread anyway... Tui anyone? My shout! :D

[Ixion]

Well, not really, um...

Did you just call me 'babe'?

:mellow:

:crazy:

It was your mention of faeces in your previous post. Caused her maternal instincts to kick in , and she envisaged you as needing your nappies changed. Again!

[Deano]

we want him to cease wafting like gas from a pile of faeces across the flower garden of our collective consciousness.

Word.

........

[kiwifruit]

Word to your Mom,

ZZZADbubu0Y

[Deano]

Nice. How's that trials bike ?

[Katman]

I've been privately informed by the MotoTT staff that we'll get thrown out of Taupo Motorsport Park if we start any fights in pit lane, by the way, so would you prefer to meet elsewhere for our mutual satisfaction, or are you a coward as well as a blowhard?

:msn-wink:

I'll meet you at the track. It won't be the first place I've been thrown out of.

[jrandom]

It won't be the first place I've been thrown out of.

Why does this not surprise me?

:sherlock:

[zeocen]

Oh my word, internet superheroes.

grrroooaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Go for a ride guys.

[Iggy]

Hey krapman...you suck man, you insensitive twat in respect to sean(skelstar), give the guy a break, your view in respect to seans accident reeks of arrogance. Remember wee man, THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE! :nono:

[Mikkel]

Hey krapman...you suck man, you insensitive twat in respect to sean(skelstar), give the guy a break, your view in respect to seans accident reeks of arrogance. Remember wee man, THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE! :nono:

I hope someone will see beyond the fact that Iggy has got less than 500 posts (and thus could be considered new to these hallowed halls) and still take what he has to say on board... :yes:

[Bonez]

Well he's been far less childish than you jrandom and so on.
KB- Fun for all the family.:hug:

[MSTRS]

Did you just call me 'babe'?


You wanna hear what she calls me.:lol:
I think a word in her shell-like is called for....

[PrincessBandit]

How much for a gram.... :whistle:

Pfft! Don't do that type, but I make a mean Arsenic Cake (that is what it is called - no kidding). You could have a whole piece of that for free :shifty:

[Grahameeboy]

Pfft! Don't do that type, but I make a mean Arsenic Cake (that is what it is called - no kidding). You could have a whole piece of that for free :shifty:

The generosity of the KB community always takes me by surprise...

[PrincessBandit]

The generosity of the KB community always takes me by surprise...

Ok then, it's other name is Creme de Menthe Cake. Does that sound more appealing? :lol:
(but it really is called Arsenic cake in my Girl's Rally Book!) And just to prove im not a meanie, I'd let him have the whole cake, not just a gram.

[Grahameeboy]

Ok then, it's other name is Creme de Menthe Cake. Does that sound more appealing? :lol:
(but it really is called Arsenic cake in my Girl's Rally Book!) And just to prove im not a meanie, I'd let him have the whole cake, not just a gram.

I remember a guy at work back in UK made a canabis cake for someone's leaving...he got the sack..plonker eh..nd 2 guys ended up in hospital...he had put more than a gram in..:sick:

[MSTRS]

Oi you lot...making excuses...not making cakes. Back to the subject eh??

[Grahameeboy]

Oi you lot...making excuses...not making cakes. Back to the subject eh??

What subject...

[yungatart]

...beer..?

[PrincessBandit]

...beer..?

...and cake?

[Grahameeboy]

...and cake?

You could not resist could you....

[sugilite]

I know it is very un-kb and controversial, but could I have milk with my cake please?:devil2:

[madandy]

12 pages in 4 days. same old shit it seems. I musta a benn riding or living to miss such an interesting thread...or is that another excuse.
Katman may have a valid point, you may all dislike his delivery method but he seems to have captured the attention of many.
I'm off to get a WOF for the Gixxer so I can sell her and buy a slower bike [900ss Duke].

[martybabe]

12 pages in 4 days. same old shit it seems. I just a Benn riding or living to miss such an interesting thread...or is that another excuse.
Katman may have a valid point, you may all dislike his delivery method but he seems to have captured the attention of many.
I'm off to get a WOF for the Gixxer so I can sell her and buy a slower bike [900ss Duke].

Yep, what ever you think of the geezer, he sure Knows how to get a reaction outta you guys. :rolleyes:

Oh fark even I'm feeding it now. I shall not be weturn to this fwed. :wavey:

[Katman]

Yep, what ever you think of the geezer, he sure Knows how to get a reaction outta you guys. :rolleyes:

Oh fark even I'm feeding it now. I shall not be weturn to this fwed. :wavey:

Some might call it a method to my madness - others might just call it madness.:crazy:

[jrandom]

I remember a guy at work back in UK made a canabis cake for someone's leaving...he got the sack..plonker eh..nd 2 guys ended up in hospital...he had put more than a gram in..:sick:

Just a gram? Wouldn't have been bud, then; if it was in the UK I wouldn't be surprised if he'd used a gram of solid hash, would would fuck you up pretty good.

:crazy:

[madandy]

Just a gram? Wouldn't have been bud, then; if it was in the UK I wouldn't be surprised if he'd used a gram of solid hash, would would fuck you up pretty good.

:crazy:

In hospital from a dak cake? With a gram of shit in it? What was in it?

[jrandom]

In hospital from a dak cake? With a gram of shit in it? What was in it?

If someone wasn't expecting it to be a 'special' cake I can imagine them panicking and calling the doctor when they started to buzz out.

Getting people wasted without their consent is not cool.

:nono:

[madandy]

Yeah but a gram of dak? even proper hash, in a cake?
A good cake would take an ounce of good head :yes:
I can't see a gram of canabis being the culprit - surely some other additive was used?

I agree about the consensual point, it wasn't cool for the people in that case- but there are some around who appreciate a nice surprise :yes:

[Grahameeboy]

Just a gram? Wouldn't have been bud, then; if it was in the UK I wouldn't be surprised if he'd used a gram of solid hash, would would fuck you up pretty good.

:crazy:

Nah it was a whole bag of the stuff...the kind we used to get offered on arriving in Cornwall on our bikes...called it "Placky Backy"

[onearmedbandit]

Huh? Why don't they offer this in NZ?

[madandy]

Huh? Why don't they offer this in NZ?

Well, it depends which towm you ride into doncha know ;)

[Chrislost]

Katman is what Katman does...
I really hope i get to see somebody who will carve some mean fast safe lines at motott...

[carver]

Yes, perhaps if he put in some sort of real effort instead of just preaching. He could start by taking skidmark, Morcs and carver out for some tuition.

Arron slight couldn't pick up anything from my riding, to teach me so your welcome to try

[onearmedbandit]

So Aaron reckons you're ready to step right into WSBK? Just waiting for the right ride to come along?

[Mikkel]

So Aaron reckons you're ready to step right into WSBK? Just waiting for the right ride to come along?

Choosing between sponsorships is bloody hard mate... I don't think ducati Red matches my eye colour that well. :rolleyes:

[carver]

So Aaron reckons you're ready to step right into WSBK? Just waiting for the right ride to come along?

nah, your missing the point, im talking about a rider development day.

[onearmedbandit]

nah, your missing the point, im talking about a rider development day.

Ahh, okay. What you're saying is that at a rider development day Aaron Slight was unable to give you any pointers.

[carver]

Ahh, okay. What you're saying is that at a rider development day Aaron Slight was unable to give you any pointers.

yes! THATS IT

[onearmedbandit]

:lol: Glad that's sorted then!

[Katman]

And I'm grateful you guys are doing your best to keep this thread going.:msn-wink:

[onearmedbandit]

Just trying to help your cause Kat.

[imdying]

yes! THATS ITYou're an impressive liar, I suspect that you might even believe what you're saying! You do realise that 'Fuck off dick, nobody can help you' is not the same as 'You're riding too good for me to be able to help you'?

[carver]

You're an impressive liar, I suspect that you might even believe what you're saying! You do realise that 'Fuck off dick, nobody can help you' is not the same as 'You're riding too good for me to be able to help you'?

ah yes, cause you have seen me ride and all...you can take the rest up with Aaron.
a few of my mates had a good laugh over ya post though, they say thanks!

[imdying]

Yet another lie... we know you have no mates...

[carver]

Yet another lie... we know you have no mates...

you aint winding me up, but its funny-keep going, what else can you say?