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Sully60
2nd April 2008, 22:00
I have a confession.

In the past I've been party to the heinous crime of "drive by gripping".

I thought I had left far behind the dark period of my life were I engaged in such spurious tactics.

Last week I was cruelly plunged back to those days when Number One asked me “What’s this in the mail?”

Noooooooooooooo!

It’s happening again:eek:

I feel violated by the perpetrator of this callous act of belligerence. My home is no longer a secure haven from the evil vendetta that has come back from the past to haunt me again.

What started as one left over from a pair, discarded without thought, turned into a battle of epic proportions to control the location of that grip. Relations between opposing factions were in a downward spiral and more devious ways of grip insurgency were devised

During that time I was constantly fearful I would turn up at work or home or go to the local dairy only to be confronted with the prospect of being gripped, things were tough but I made it through those times and came out bearing only minor scars.
Things were on the up and up until this started again.

This time revenge will be swift. I have this thugs mark and when I make my move there will be no quarter given.
I shall move to stike down this threat once and for all!

And let this be known, I know who you are!

Slingshot
2nd April 2008, 22:12
What ever you've been smoking...can I have some?

westie
2nd April 2008, 22:32
It looks like its off a superbike

I hope it doesn't happen to me.

TOTO
2nd April 2008, 23:49
I read the whole thing and cant get a word of what he is talking about. that boy need some medication or if he is on one , needs to stop it, coz its fucking with his brain.

no seriously - no idea what was said :zzzz:

p.s. and I taught I was hard to understand...

DIN PELENDA
3rd April 2008, 02:08
Silly 60 ................

White trash
3rd April 2008, 06:05
Sully? You're a fuckwit. Albeit a likeable one.

And for the record, your signature, that's far from a wheelstand son :D

homer
3rd April 2008, 06:07
im guessing when riding the grip came off

Colapop
3rd April 2008, 06:12
He knows you know. He is prepared I'm sure. This may be a battle for the ages...

Sully60
3rd April 2008, 06:20
Sully? You're a fuckwit. Albeit a likeable one.

And for the record, your signature, that's far from a wheelstand son :D

Wasn't quite sure how to spell wheeile - ing and launching doesnt't sound right:blink:

I must be a prize fuckwit of the highest order someone has felt this so strongly half of my bling points have disappeared.
Maybe it's the person who gripped me:shit:

Number One
3rd April 2008, 07:16
You got to know to understand...hmmkay people

The "Mark" knows what he speaks of.

Bling points gone...poor baby - must check mine too then :niceone:

Str8 Jacket
3rd April 2008, 07:17
Maybe it's the person who gripped me:shit:

I tink that you need to get a grip Sully!!! :p

Mikkel
3rd April 2008, 07:34
WTF? :crazy:

Number One
3rd April 2008, 07:35
WTF? :crazy:

AGAIN

You gotta know to understand :wari:

GaZBur
3rd April 2008, 07:45
He knows you know. He is prepared I'm sure. This may be a battle for the ages...

Is that the handle of Darth Mauls light sabre or something off a motorcycle?

Come on guys - you gotta tell us wot, don't leave us in the dark side on this one!

BUNGY
3rd April 2008, 08:09
Only one way to describe that

terbang
3rd April 2008, 08:12
I tink that you need to get a grip Sully!!! :p
Too late, he's allready gripping it..!

Zoolander
3rd April 2008, 14:16
This is indeed a disturbing occurence.... no doubt the gripper himself is watching, gripping himself into a frenzy thinking about his next gripping. I'm outta here before I'm gripped. Some secrets should stay buried.......

Sully60
3rd April 2008, 14:18
This is indeed a disturbing occurence.... no doubt the gripper himself is watching, gripping himself into a frenzy thinking about his next gripping. I'm outta here before I'm gripped. Some secrets should stay buried.......

You're not safe either Zoolander, as party to the original grippings you'll find yourself very high on the target list.

Remember the grip is always there when you least expect it!

bistard
3rd April 2008, 15:50
BWAHAHA!!!
I fully understand Sully,I to am terrified,but you dont know where I live
BWAHAA!!
Very Funny,by theway,who is Zoolander

Sully60
3rd April 2008, 15:58
BWAHAHA!!!
I fully understand Sully,I to am terrified,but you dont know where I live
BWAHAA!!

You'll keep bistard, I hope you like cool rooms because revenge is a dish best served cold.



Very Funny,by theway,who is Zoolander

Put it this way, if his name was Dave he wouldn't be here man.

F5 Dave
3rd April 2008, 16:05
Ohh gel touch superbike PRO grip. Probably my fav grip & found on ~ 4 of my bikes (only dirt bikes, classics & hot grip bikes excluded). Don't suppose you have the pair?

Sully60
3rd April 2008, 16:13
Ohh gel touch superbike PRO grip. Probably my fav grip & found on ~ 4 of my bikes (only dirt bikes, classics & hot grip bikes excluded). Don't suppose you have the pair?

You obviously skim read the first post Dave. That was kinda the whole point.

F5 Dave
3rd April 2008, 16:35
meh! there was a lot of words & stuff, I just like the pictures:confused:.

Always good for the handle of a race stand or whatever.

White trash
3rd April 2008, 17:28
You gotta know to understand.....
Baby take me by my haaaand
I'll lead you to the promised laa-aa-aand....


Man I love Supergroove :D

Sparky Bills
3rd April 2008, 18:09
Your a wor sully...:Pokey:

bistard
3rd April 2008, 18:18
Four years in the planning Sully me-boy,Iknow where you live & a few of the other KBers in Newlands?Grenada
Next step "World Domination" via the the threat of "Gripping" bugger all the drug lords & gangs we will scare them into submission
When are you going to fess up & let everybody else in???


Zoolander,He actually looks like him!!

Clivoris
3rd April 2008, 20:43
:weep:Some of us haven't been gripped. Not by a professional anyway. Does it count if it was an amateur gripping, or more of a practice gripping?

Sully60
3rd April 2008, 21:37
Zoolander,He actually looks like him!!

To the point that it's actually uncanny.



Some of us haven't been gripped. Not by a professional anyway. Does it count if it was an amateur gripping, or more of a practice gripping?

If amatuers were all I was dealing with do you think this would have been this serious.
Be careful what you wish for. :gob:

Skunk
3rd April 2008, 21:41
LOL, can't give you rep Sully but that first post is great.

I know where Bistard lives if you think he should be next...

bistard
4th April 2008, 06:30
LOL, can't give you rep Sully but that first post is great.

I know where Bistard lives if you think he should be next...

Be very carefull Skunk,you have NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE GETTING INTO

Burrt Badger
5th April 2008, 16:40
I have heard of similar things happening up here in Auckland,there are some "BLOODY GRIPPERS" living up here & they know who they are too

Hey Sully60,do you have any idea who this is???
handgrips in letterboxes,top draws at work,in helmets,bike jacket pockets,just to name a few of them
HAHAHAHA
The evil Gripper lives!!!!

Trudes
6th April 2008, 08:54
Well this really is a gripping tale, I'm sure one day someone will let me in on the story so I can get a grip on it (Whatever 'IT' is):blink:

Sully60
9th April 2008, 22:28
Well this really is a gripping tale, I'm sure one day someone will let me in on the story so I can get a grip on it (Whatever 'IT' is):blink:

As I said earlier in the thread to someone else be careful what you wish for.


Mwah ha ha ha ha ha ha.

No one is safe.:2guns:

Number One
9th April 2008, 22:56
mwaha


mwahahaha



mwahahahahahhahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar gh


cough cough splutter :lol:

Trudes
9th April 2008, 23:01
I was very worried when after you left Nigel yells from the toilet.... "Ah fuck, come and look at this!"<_<

Number One
9th April 2008, 23:09
aww honey...I would always clean up after myself and the lil monster so you would never have to fear THAT:blink:

But bwahahahahaaaa - see I really woulda asked for a tissue if I really had needed to "blow my nose" :clap:

Your turn now :whistle:

Trudes
10th April 2008, 07:34
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, plans are afoot. bwhahahahaha:spanking:

bistard
10th April 2008, 07:43
oh my god what have i done!!!!

Number One
10th April 2008, 07:48
There is a rule though...you cannot regrip those that have just gripped you.....and once you have gripped someone yourself then and only then can you discover (let in on) the origins of the gripping