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Some dick had walked along the main street in broad daylight and squashed an entire cooked chicken into the seat, which then congealed and solidified.
I found it after work today.
Congealed fat ran down both sided of the bike and seagulls had been at it.
How gross is that??
Fucking annoying to clean up. Greasy. Needed a lot of water.
I didn't think I had any enemies. Maybe I do now. Maybe they just didn't like the Mad Max look of my bike.
Thought of you when I was working in Dunedin on Friday. Driving along George street and saw a black chook chaser parked up at the side of the road. It had a but of old knobbly tire on the front mudguard. Wondered why for a moment then remembered it was something you did to tour ginny a wee while back too.
Was that your bike?
Just trying to imagine the rancid chook on it. yuk.
CookMySock
4th May 2008, 18:34
sorry to hear about that dood, but thats the funniest thing I have read all day! LOL
DB
Sparky Bills
4th May 2008, 18:35
So thats where I left my chicken!!!
I expect you to replace it for me :devil2:
Lol, Sorry just kidding.
Thats pretty nasty.
Being Dunedin mate i would be more worried about what they had been doing with said chicken and was it indeed fat running out of it.:rolleyes:
CookMySock
4th May 2008, 18:43
maybe it wasnt fat running out of it ? :whistle:
DB
Meanie
4th May 2008, 18:49
I,d be pissed if someone had done that to my bike
But..............fuck thats funny :rofl:
shafty
4th May 2008, 18:53
Talk about a chick magnet Steam, was it stuffed?
LOL
Seriously though, any CCTV nearby to collar the perps?
sinfull
4th May 2008, 18:58
Some dick had walked along the main street in broad daylight and squashed an entire cooked chicken into the seat, which then congealed and solidified.
I found it after work today.
Congealed fat ran down both sided of the bike and seagulls had been at it.
How gross is that??
Fucking annoying to clean up. Greasy. Needed a lot of water.
I didn't think I had any enemies. Maybe I do now. Maybe they just didn't like the Mad Max look of my bike.
Flashback to the devils regects here !
You aiiint gorna f..k that chicken are ya boye
In one way I am kinda happy, because it looks even more like a ratbike now, with chicken-grease streaked down the sides of it. Stinking grease icicles. Okay, maybe not so much when it starts to ferment.
That's weird. :S
I had an avacado squashed into the door handles of my car once.
Katman
4th May 2008, 19:23
And let me guess - you're a vegetarian. :msn-wink:
Manxman
4th May 2008, 20:10
Ever seen that film, the Godfather...you know, the one with the horse's head.
Maybe that's how they 'let you know' in Dunedin???
In one way I am kinda happy, because it looks even more like a ratbike now, with chicken-grease streaked down the sides of it. Stinking grease icicles. Okay, maybe not so much when it starts to ferment.
i saw the bike parked there, it will be some couch burning rich daddy student from auckland who did it, a real dunedinite would have shat on ya seat:lol::lol::lol::lol:
Beemer
5th May 2008, 09:38
Ever seen that film, the Godfather...you know, the one with the horse's head.
Maybe that's how they 'let you know' in Dunedin???
Brilliant, have to give you bling for that!
MIXONE
5th May 2008, 09:55
That aint no rat bike boy that be a chook chaser(Obviously caught one)
scrivy
5th May 2008, 09:58
So.... did it smell like fish????? :rolleyes:
Arnt you the guy who called himself a freegan?
Well there's a good ol' free dinner there and you turned your nose up at it.
pffft.
Some dick had walked along the main street in broad daylight and squashed an entire cooked chicken into the seat, which then congealed and solidified.
I found it after work today.
Congealed fat ran down both sided of the bike and seagulls had been at it.
How gross is that??
Fucking annoying to clean up. Greasy. Needed a lot of water.
I didn't think I had any enemies. Maybe I do now. Maybe they just didn't like the Mad Max look of my bike.
Using flying creatures for a prank.... Reminds me of a quote from Indiana Jones:
"Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky!"
GaZBur
5th May 2008, 12:24
I saw it parked outside the row of takeaway shops too! I stopped to look - thought ahhh so thats Steams bike. I thought it looks real cool in a Mad Maxish way. Do you have a helmet and gear in the same sort of look - you would get plenty of acting parts from the little bit I saw of a NZ kids program called Madigans quest. Didn't see no chickens acting suspicious or otherwise near the bike, he must have come along after I saw it.
scumdog
5th May 2008, 12:58
Some dick had walked along the main street in broad daylight and squashed an entire cooked chicken into the seat, which then congealed and solidified.
I found it after work today.
Congealed fat ran down both sided of the bike and seagulls had been at it.
How gross is that??
Fucking annoying to clean up. Greasy. Needed a lot of water.
I didn't think I had any enemies. Maybe I do now. Maybe they just didn't like the Mad Max look of my bike.
Maybe the chook had committed suicide on your bike - a kamikaze dive-bomb sort of thing??
Virago
5th May 2008, 13:04
Maybe the chook had committed suicide on your bike - a kamikaze dive-bomb sort of thing??
Kamikaze chicken - is that like Teriyaki chicken...?
Do you have a helmet and gear in the same sort of look
Cor! I wish! Taking to the old sewing machine is a bit... girly... for me though.
It would be cool, something to do if I get bored maybe.
Arnt you the guy who called himself a freegan?
Well there's a good ol' free dinner there and you turned your nose up at it.
pffft.
That's my scabby brother.
Maybe the chook had committed suicide on your bike - a kamikaze dive-bomb sort of thing??
And plucked and cooked itself, and wedged itself into a plastic tray? If I could find the parents of that bird I'd be a millionaire from marketing self-plucking/self-cooking chickens.
DingoZ
5th May 2008, 18:42
What a fowl prank that was........:blink:.....:crazy:.....:dodge:
NighthawkNZ
5th May 2008, 18:46
Thought of you when I was working in Dunedin on Friday.
what and you didn't visit... :bash::nono:
Being Dunedin mate i would be more worried about what they had been doing with said chicken and was it indeed fat running out of it.:rolleyes:
errr thats Waimate
BIHB@0610
5th May 2008, 19:04
What a fowl prank that was........:blink:.....:crazy:.....:dodge:
hehe a complete cock up :eek5::wacko::wari:
Smokin
5th May 2008, 20:18
That wasn't cold fat dripping of ya seat, The seagulls just scored with a hot chick.
BIHB@0610
5th May 2008, 20:47
That wasn't cold fat dripping of ya seat, The seagulls just scored with a hot chick.
But she obviously went cold in the idea :buggerd:
Smokin
5th May 2008, 20:52
But she obviously went cold in the idea :buggerd:
A frigid hot chick? :scratch:
Meanie
5th May 2008, 20:57
A frigid hot chick? :scratch:
Yep........:whistle: most of them are, at least 80 percent of the time
AllanB
5th May 2008, 20:57
Farkin hell you fool - CHICKEN STRIPS are what the sports bikers call any unused edge of tyre.
Man your lame attempt at decking your ride out with 'chicken strips' has so lost your street cred.
On the bright side it is better than the used condom hanging off the front of my work building.
Mahaha! Some of those puns are pretty good. Bling to yous fullaz.
oldrider
5th May 2008, 21:30
How do you know it was cooked, had it just just been Steamed? :whistle: John.
scumdog
6th May 2008, 00:05
But she obviously went cold in the idea :buggerd:
Seagull necrophilia???
heyjoe
6th May 2008, 00:20
Would you like french fries with that chicken sir?...
Sorry to hear about your brush with the local chicken assault team. A pretty disgusting thing to do to someones bike...
It probably made them feel important or thinking they have made their mark in some way. Perhaps to bump up their paltry boring lives.
Don't brood on it too long. They will get theirs one day.
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