Riddle time.

[hXc]

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

[bane]

an oldie but a goodie - wont spoil it.

[jrandom]

Chuck Norris.

Duh.

[Edbear]

Onions!:cool:

[jrandom]

Onions!

'Chuck Norris' is a way awesomer answer than 'onions'.

<_<

I bet the 'proper' answer is something pointless and allegorical, anyway.

:sleep:

[Edbear]

'Chuck Norris' is a way awesomer answer than 'onions'.

<_<

I bet the 'proper' answer is something pointless and allegorical, anyway.

:sleep:


I bet onions are the only thing that could make Chucky cry!:first:

[hXc]

Think simple.

[jrandom]

Think simple.

Hillary Clinton?

[Virago]

.......No.

[Dilligaf]

tick tock tick tock...

[Nagash]

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

Yes. I can..

[Qkchk]

I was thinking of light but that doesnt make guys pee..... :scratch:

[marty]

i'd like to see your answer, and the reasoning behind it - i know what mine is

[kevfromcoro]

sorry to highjack your thread..
but heres one for ya....
Whats long and thin..and covered in skin.
Red in parts...
And goes in Tarts

[nodrog]

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

the answer is "No"

[Maha]

I was thinking of light but that doesnt make guys pee..... :scratch:

Coffee....that makes me pee and pee and pee and peeeeeee......:eek:

[Maha]

sorry to highjack your thread..
but heres one for ya....
Whats long and thin..and covered in skin.
Red in parts...
And goes in Tarts

MSTRS?.....:cool:

[BuFfY]

Pressure???????

[Laava]

sorry to highjack your thread..
but heres one for ya....
Whats long and thin..and covered in skin.
Red in parts...
And goes in Tarts
A tarts finger?

[kiwifruit]

Fashion! turn to the left
Fashion! turn to the right
Oooh, fashion!
We are the goon squad and were coming to town
Beep-beep
Beep-beep

[peasea]

I was thinking of light but that doesnt make guys pee..... :scratch:


Bud Light does

[hXc]

I say yes. I can guess the riddle.
Doesn't mean I am right or wrong, but that is not what it is asking. It is asking whether you can guess the riddle, and you can guess.

[kiwifruit]

I guess.....

[Usarka]

I guess that drugs are bad mmmkay. sounds like your talking in riddles.

[hXc]

I have another one.

What English word is nine letters long, and can remain an English word at each step as you remove one letter at a time, right down to a single letter? List the letter you remove each time and the words that result at each step.

[Usarka]

muthafucka
u tha fucka
tha fucka
ha! fucka
a fucka
fucka
ucka
c-ka (seeker)
ka (maori word)
a

[hXc]

I know have reason to believe you can neither count nor read.
9 letters.
English.
Try again.

[Usarka]

I know have reason to believe you can neither count

nor care :lol:


i have a startling disregard for the english languge.

[nodrog]

I have another one.

What English word is nine letters long, and can remain an English word at each step as you remove one letter at a time, right down to a single letter? List the letter you remove each time and the words that result at each step.

Startling
Starting
Staring
String
Sting
Sing
Sin
In
I

or

splitting
spitting
sitting
siting
sting
ting
tin
in
I

[Mole_C]

Heres another one....

You are on death row and are being taken to the execution room. Upon arrival you find 2 chairs and 2 executioners. You are told that one chair is electric and one is not powered. You are also told that one of the executioners always lies and the other always tells the truth. You are then allowed to ask one question to one of the executioners before choosing which chair to sit on.

What would your question be to try to live?

[Edbear]

Heres another one....

You are on death row and are being taken to the execution room. Upon arrival you find 2 chairs and 2 executioners. You are told that one chair is electric and one is not powered. You are also told that one of the executioners always lies and the other always tells the truth. You are then allowed to ask one question to one of the executioners before choosing which chair to sit on.

What would your question be to try to live?

I watched Labyrinth, so I know the answer...:2thumbsup

[nodrog]

What would your question be to try to live?

wanna root?

[Usarka]

i know the answer too, but i also know that they'd just say "oi scumbag! not that bloody chair, this is the pan you gunna fry in!"

[hXc]

Ask the truth telling one which chair the lie telling one would say is the one which is electric. Then go to the opposite.

[avgas]

What would your question be to try to live?
Where are they plugged in?

[Laava]

Answer in black if you need it
You ask one of them[you dont know who is the liar?]"If I ask him,[point to other executioner]which chair will he put me in?" Then you sit in the other.

[avgas]

Ask the truth telling one which chair the lie telling one would say is the one which is electric. Then go to the opposite.
Truth teller says he lies and therefore they liar would point you to the non-electric? you go sit in the opposite?

[WRT]

What would your question be to try to live?

Ask one of them whether the other one would tell you his chair is plugged in, and the opposite of his answer is the truth.

[hXc]

Truth teller says he lies and therefore they liar would point you to the non-electric? you go sit in the opposite?Oops. My bad.