SpermVampire

[manuboy]

Okay.

Ride an SV. Damn fine pony.

Like to follow Vifferman and have a cewl nickname for the partner (vifferbabe).

After much consideration we have two options.

1) SexyVeeBabe :moon:

2) SpermVampire :baby:

yeah good aye .... you guys come up with anything better? Keep it least as clean as i have! Prefer the words to play on the SV thing ...

[dangerous]

Man................ stub that ferking hooter out, and go to bed :confused:

[thehollowmen]

me? if I get one of those V-stroms I'm re-badging it to "Hellstrom" ... I've got my reasons...

SV hmm .. stealth vehicle? shizzle-vibes?

how about sly (or smooth) vanguard? *evil grin*
For those that aren't in the know vanguard was the foremost position... and I know you like to be in frount :headbang:

Are we allowed to rename bikes?

[Hitcher]

SultryVixen
SportyVolestrangler
ShamelessVirgin
SerialVamp
SpottyVase
SilentVibe
SpawnValhalla
SloppyVagina
SquirrelValise
SilkyVaccine
SlideValve
SpecialValue

How many more do you want??

[Posh Tourer :P]

I'm going to plagiarise a little....

SilkyVibes
SmoothVoltaire
SweetVindication
SubtlyVicious
SubterraneanVole
SubmarineViewfinder
SpikedVoltage

Or how about

SixVoltelectrics

[Artifice]

SlowVehicle

[idb]

SomewhatVague
SaVeloy

[What?]

StahlVille? Could be just what you need to tighten your nuts... :thud:

[manuboy]

Man................ stub that ferking hooter out, and go to bed

He's right ya know kids. Don't drink / smoke and post. It's bad!


me? if I get one of those V-stroms I'm re-badging it to "Hellstrom" ... I've got my reasons...

..... nooooooooo! not looking to name the bike! i mean i like it in all but i hope i never even entertain the thought of calling the bike 'spermvampire'... jees!

Thanks for all the other suggestions - some top of line stuff (and some not so great, but then look what i'm askin).

After much debate, the partner has decided that Jacqui will do nicely...

P.S Good one artiface! Sing along with me... _{negative rep}... ^{negative rep}! :whistle:

[vifferman]

Well, another name for "sperm vampire" is succubus.

But it wouldn't be polite to call your woman that, especially if she found out.
What about "manugirl"? It'd stop those KBers who call you that from doing so.
Anyway - I thought we agreed on SexyVeeBabe?

[manuboy]

Well, another name for "sperm vampire" is succubus.

But it wouldn't be polite to call your woman that, especially if she found out.
What about "manugirl"? It'd stop those KBers who call you that from doing so.
Anyway - I thought we agreed on SexyVeeBabe?

We did... it was the alcomahol. I swear it! SexyVeeBabe...

p.s izzat a real word? succubus? dictionary.com here i come...

[Artifice]

negative rep? im on an even zero... and i do just enough to stay there. ;)

[Hitcher]

Well, another name for "sperm vampire" is succubus.

That's stretching it a bit. The term "succubus" technically involves sexual intercourse, as does its gender opposite "incubus". In your dreams...

While William Jefferson Clinton believed that fellatio and "sexual relations" were not one and the same, there is some justifiable debate over the validity of this belief.

[manuboy]

That's stretching it a bit. The term "succubus" technically involves sexual intercourse, as does its gender opposite "incubus". In your dreams...

While William Jefferson Clinton believed that fellatio and "sexual relations" were not one and the same, there is some justifiable debate over the validity of this belief.

No wonder Vifferman uses the forum! What are the chances he'll ever get to write "succubus" in any of his manuals?

"To import your Kamikaze^tm data, click on the Succubus option under the file menu ... "

[Yokai]

"To import your Kamikaze^tm data, click on the Succubus option under the file menu ... "

Tee hee:

Or possibly:

Welcome to your new Billing software. This release, codenamed Incubus, will seduce your female customers into using more heat and therefore wearing less clothes, but spending more money. This is a great improvement over our previous release (Succubus) which unfortunately gave us Ugly Naked Guy. We apologise for that and have put in place a health plan to have any cataracts you may have suffered as a result removed.

[Ghost Lemur]

Poontang...

No no...

Poonani

How about Lilith? Little more subtle than Succubus.

[Yokai]

How about Lilith? Little more subtle than Succubus.

NO! I warn anyone from ever having a vehicle called Lilith. I had one - a lovely Porsche 356 replica... thing drained my soul. I loved her to bits, but she drained my soul, my bank balance and every spare moment breaking down.

[vifferman]

No wonder Vifferman uses the forum! What are the chances he'll ever get to write "succubus" in any of his manuals?

"To import your Kamikaze<SUP>tm</SUP> data, click on the Succubus option under the file menu ... "Hang on.... yeah, that's good. I'll use it in this here "New Consumer Detail Entry" documentation.
It currently rambles on about "fixed charges and tariffs" and boring crap like that. If I subsitute "succubus" for "consumer", and "kamikaze" for "tariff", it'll be heaps more interesting... :2thumbsup

I've done this sort of thing before, when it got too boring, and my test data is always 'out there' (lots of "Black Adder" references and quotes). Nearly got me into trouble once when unbeknownst to me, my boss installed my test data at a client's site in OrStrylya.
"What's all this stuff about 'Black Russian', and 'Kate who's known as Bob' ?"

By the way, Hitcher - my use of "succubus" was just a guess, based on some book I read where there was a succubus, who was behaving in the way you suggested they don't. :blank:

[vifferman]

Tee hee:

Or possibly:

Welcome to your new Billing software. This release, codenamed Incubus, will seduce your female customers into using more heat and therefore wearing less clothes, but spending more money. This is a great improvement over our previous release (Succubus) which unfortunately gave us Ugly Naked Guy. We apologise for that and have put in place a health plan to have any cataracts you may have suffered as a result removed.Hey - that's even more betterer!
I can use it, right? I mean, there were no ™ thingos anywhere, so presumably there's no intterleck-choorawl propitty rorts to worry abut?

But I'll need to reword it somewhat, viz:
"Welcome to your new Billing software. This release (codenamed "Incubus") will seduce your female customers into using more heat, thereby wearing fewer clothes, thus spending more money.
This is a great improvement over our previous release (Succubus) which unfortunately gave us Ugly Naked Guy. We apologise for that, and any resulting cataracts you may have suffered from will be removed as part of the health plan we have put in place."

[Cajun]

hey vifferman, do you write docmenation for accounting sort of software??

[Yokai]

Hey - that's even more betterer!
I can use it, right? I mean, there were no ™ thingos anywhere, so presumably there's no intterleck-choorawl propitty rorts to worry abut?

Of course you can. As a QA guy who has "Memory Leak Shock Horror!" followed by the issue written in Newspaper style in one of the Magic 6.0 Manual addenda sheets I know how we have to get things to be nice and funny at work.

Currently I'm not allowed to say things like "This doesn't work!" in our bug database... I'm not allowed to be funny.... I think that I might kill myself ... Or not.... heh.

[vifferman]

Of course you can. As a QA guy who has "Memory Leak Shock Horror!" followed by the issue written in Newspaper style in one of the Magic 6.0 Manual addenda sheets I know how we have to get things to be nice and funny at work.

Currently I'm not allowed to say things like "This doesn't work!" in our bug database... I'm not allowed to be funny.... I think that I might kill myself ... Or not.... heh.I documented one process, with help as follows:
1. This appears to do something, but I've no idea what it is.
2. This one does something else.
3. THis one appears to do nothing at all, or if it does, it's a complete mystery.
4. This one sucks.
etc.
I asked the programmer dealing with it to check it over, and he said, "Yup, that's about it."

[vifferman]

hey vifferman, do you write docmenation for accounting sort of software??Used to, but now it's energy billing software - the most boring software in the universe.:blank:
:brick:
:argh:

[Cajun]

Used to, but now it's energy billing software - the most boring software in the universe.:blank:
:brick:
:argh:
check ya pm, my wife works a for a company doing same job, but accounting based software.

[manuboy]

Is that "the most boring software in the universe" or

The Most Boring Software in the Universe^tm?

Cos there may be issues there - i'm officially working on the most boring software in the universe, including all unknown dimensions and area codes.

[vifferman]

Is that "the most boring software in the universe" or

The Most Boring Software in the Universe<SUP>tm</SUP>?

Cos there may be issues there - i'm officially working on the most boring software in the universe, including all unknown dimensions and area codes.OK, technically, I guess it would be "The Most Boring Software in the Cubicle Hell Universe<SUP>tm</SUP> ".

That's possibly the worst thing - the fact that I inhabit CubicleHellSpace whilst writing about it. The sundry geeks/nerds/dweebs/weirdos are entertaining for outsiders to point at, laugh at and throw peanuts to, but sharing CubicleHellSpace with them is just inhumane (for me that is - they think it's just fine because almost without exception, none of them have ever had a Real Job.) :crazy:
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[What?]

izzat a real word? succubus? dictionary.com here i come...

Yup. Comes from Assyrian mythology; a base demon which presents itself at night to men, taking the form of the victim's fantasy figure, and, umm, takes their semen. Once it has enough, it becomes an incubus and presents itself at night to women. These men and women were, no doubt, somewhat frustrated in the daytime....

[Hitcher]

Yup. Comes from Assyrian mythology; a base demon which presents itself at night to men, taking the form of the victim's fantasy figure, and, umm, takes their semen. Once it has enough, it becomes an incubus and presents itself at night to women. These men and women were, no doubt, somewhat frustrated in the daytime....
Interesting take on the words "demon" and "victim". I suppose the concept of a wet dream without the mess has merit...

[jrandom]

sundry geeks/nerds/dweebs/weirdos are entertaining for outsiders to point at, laugh at and throw peanuts to, but sharing CubicleHellSpace with them is just inhumane...

You're just not sharing CHS with the *right* geeks/nerds/dweebs/weirdos.

[manuboy]

Interesting take on the words "demon" and "victim". I suppose the concept of a wet dream without the mess has merit...

Yes, indeed it does.... for all those times when you're in the dogbox, things are getting a little edgy, and you don't want the partner to know she's got you just where she wants you... where can i buy one of these succubus's??? :banana:


The sundry geeks/nerds/dweebs/weirdos are entertaining for outsiders to point at, laugh at and throw peanuts to

You have real geeks? Pocket protecting, sandal wearing horn rimmed glass type geeks? I swear i thought they'd all disappeared! IT is such a common place line of work i wouldn't be surprised if they hired my mum tomorrow.

Hmmm... so there are still real geeks - you're company hired them all! Lucky bugger aye......? :bleh:

[Yokai]

I documented one process, with help as follows:
1. This appears to do something, but I've no idea what it is.
2. This one does something else.
3. THis one appears to do nothing at all, or if it does, it's a complete mystery.
4. This one sucks.
etc.
I asked the programmer dealing with it to check it over, and he said, "Yup, that's about it."
I'm running through my product at the moment. It's legacy code, written in Unisys LINC :puke:

I keep going "This structure doesn't work"... and get the answer back - "No it doesn't - it hasn't for the last 2 years or so, but no-one's noticed, so its not a priority" :eyepoke:

[avgas]

SpontaneousVulture......
if your bank balance lives like mine

[Yokai]

You're just not sharing CHS with the *right* geeks/nerds/dweebs/weirdos.
My thoughts too... Hey - with all us geek/nerd/dweeb/weirdos we could start our own software house. I dunno - call it Spankers or something... Creating virtual succubi and innuendo generators? - With your expertise we could have direct control over where any of our succubi were at any given time? - I'm sure you'd want a nipple-tweak function in there as well....

Ok - that's ubergeeky.Sorry

[Posh Tourer :P]

Hmmm... so there are still real geeks - you're company hired them all! Lucky bugger aye......? :bleh:

He's a what?

[Artifice]

StunnedVarmint ?