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Slipstream
23rd December 2004, 22:48
On the first day of Christmas a bike salesman got for me,

a bike with 1000cc’s




On the second day of Christmas a bike salesman got for me,

two kevlar gloves and a bike with 1000cc’s




On the third day of Christmas a bike salesman got for me,

a brighter headlight lens, two kevlar gloves and a bike with 1000cc’s




On the fourth day of Christmas a bike salesman got for me,

a helmet with words, a brighter headlight lens, two kevlar gloves and a bike with 1000cc’s




On the fifth day of Christmas a bike salesman got for me,

fiiiiiiiiiive pissstoooon riiiiiiiiiiiiings.

A helmet with words, a brighter headlight lens, two kevlar gloves and a bike with 1000cc’s




On the sixth day of Christmas a bike salesman got for me,

six ways of paying*,

fiiiiiiiiiive pissstoooon riiiiiiiiiiiiings.

A helmet with words, a brighter headlight lens, two kevlar gloves and a bike with 1000cc’s




On the seventh day of Christmas a bike salesman got for me,

a big red switch for dimming, six ways of paying,

fiiiiiiiiiive pissstoooon riiiiiiiiiiiiings.

A helmet with words, a brighter headlight lens, two kevlar gloves and a bike with 1000cc’s




On the eighth day of Christmas a bike salesman got for me,

some older dealers bilking, a big red switch for dimming, six ways of paying, fiiiiiiiiiive pissstoooon riiiiiiiiiiiiings.

A helmet with words, a brighter headlight lens, two kevlar gloves and a bike with 1000cc’s




On the ninth day of Christmas a bike salesman got for me,

nine young girls glancing, some older dealers bilking, a big red switch for dimming, six ways of paying,

fiiiiiiiiiive pissstooon riiiiiiiiings.

A helmet with words, a brighter headlight lens, two kevlar gloves and a bike with 1000cc’s




On the tenth day of Christmas a bike salesman got for me,

some leathers for keeping, nine young girls glancing, some older dealers bilking, a big red switch for dimming, six ways of paying,

fiiiiiiiiiive pissstooon riiiiiiiiings.

A helmet with words, a brighter headlight lens, two kevlar gloves and a bike with 1000cc’s




On the eleventh day of Christmas a bike salesman got for me,

a pair of boots with piping, some leathers for keeping, nine young girls glancing, some older dealers bilking, a big red switch for dimming,

six ways of paying,

fiiiiiiiiiive pissstooon riiiiiiiiings.

A helmet with words, a brighter headlight lens, two kevlar gloves and a bike with 1000cc’s




On the twelveth day of Christmas a bike salesman got for me,

a total price that’s numbing…sigh… A pair of boots with piping, some leathers for keeping, nine young girls glancing, some older dealers bilking, a big red switch for dimming, six ways of paying,

fiiiiiiiiiive pissstooon riiiiiiiiings.

A helmet with words, a brighter headlight lens, two kevlar gloves aaAAANNnnd a biiiiiiiiiike with 1000 c c’sss

*Cash, Cheque, Credit, AMEX, H/P, Vouchers

onearmedbandit
23rd December 2004, 22:55
Typical dealer, 5 piston rings?? I mean, WTF??!!

Al
24th December 2004, 05:51
Slipstream, is this a not-so-subtle hint to old Santa?

Al

Storm
24th December 2004, 05:59
You dont ask, you dont get!!! :niceone: :whistle:

Skunk
24th December 2004, 06:36
Good one :Punk:

Hitcher
24th December 2004, 08:27
And what, exactly, is a "bilking"?

jrandom
24th December 2004, 08:35
*I* think appropriate credits for those involved in said creative endeavour are lacking.

bilk tr.v. bilked, bilk·ing, bilks
1. To defraud, cheat, or swindle: made millions bilking wealthy clients on motorcycle sales.

Hitcher
24th December 2004, 08:38
bilk tr.v. bilked, bilk·ing, bilks
1. To defraud, cheat, or swindle: made millions bilking wealthy clients on motorcycle sales.
Oh. That's OK then. I thought it may have been some obscene act involving South Africans and beef jerky...

Coyote
24th December 2004, 08:40
Now thats christmas spirit :niceone:

vifferman
24th December 2004, 08:44
Very good, Mr (scrolls down to have a look) Slipstream. :niceone:

Christmas came early then - I've already got the kevlar glubs! Santa was really smart knowing that's what I really really wanted!

Now bring on the nine young girls dancing...... :headbang:

jrandom
24th December 2004, 08:47
Very good, Mr (scrolls down to have a look) Slipstream. :niceone:

Slipstream's not a Mr.

Although you could be forgiven for making that mistake, for another few weeks at least...

:bleh:

vifferman
24th December 2004, 08:49
Slipstream's not a Mr.Oh crap!

Sorry, Ms Slipstream. My bad! :brick:

And I'm not even pissed yet.... :eek5:

riffer
24th December 2004, 09:10
You know Lena, your talent is absolutely wasted in Accounting.

Well done.

Wellyman
24th December 2004, 09:14
Nice one slipstream.

NC
24th December 2004, 11:57
I need to get a bike salesman...(never seen a hot one, myself) *cackles*
Sounds like he's good at handing out gifts :D

Blakamin
24th December 2004, 14:26
:not: :not: :not: :not: hilarious!!!!

Slipstream
27th December 2004, 20:59
*I* think appropriate credits for those involved in said creative endeavour are lacking.


My most humble apologies to you Mister Jrandom.

Just so everyone knows....I had verbosity, editing and poetic insanity help from Jrandom. :yes: :2thumbsup

Im drunk and cant think straight right now :)

Sorry I didn't crefdit you sooooner :)
:doh:

jrandom
28th December 2004, 05:58
Just so everyone knows....I had verbosity, editing and poetic insanity help from Jrandom. :yes: :2thumbsup

Although since I had to go to bed some hours before you finished and posted it, I take no responsibility for its final form :whistle: