View Full Version : The Hamilton harlot is at it again!
Boob Johnson
15th May 2008, 19:33
That's right, Lisa Lewis (http://www.stuff.co.nz/4549806a1860.html) strikes again!
Looks like she isn't just a media whore either.
I was lucky enough to be able to give her shit on trademe a while back, I think it was an auction for her bikini that she was trying to sell (generate more attention for herself). Is it just me or is this girl the biggest tramp you ever laid eyes on?
Sorry Lisa but if you think you are going to "make it" by acting like a whore & getting ya tits out while reading the news then you will need to be ALOT better looking than that sweetie.
$7k a night??!?!?!?!
BAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAA
soundbeltfarm
15th May 2008, 19:40
she came to our local country pub for a strp and ended up fucking my mate down on the fire truck at the station.
true story too.
she would've shagged anyone that night for free.
well im an ugly prick so i would've been charged i'd say.
haha
Boob Johnson
15th May 2008, 20:04
$7k a night??!?!?!?!
BAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAA
If that isn't a display of an over blown ego I don't know what is :rolleyes:
RantyDave
15th May 2008, 20:21
At least we have a, like, official national slapper. Very important for a Nation, that.
Dave
BIHB@0610
15th May 2008, 20:23
If that isn't a display of an over blown ego I don't know what is :rolleyes:
Who'd she blow? Storm in a C-cup, it'll all blow over soon. The news channel'll cum to their senses :laugh:
But in the meantime, good on her - love her or hate her, she's making the absolute most of her assets before gravity and the ravages of time take hold. Who knows - she might not be cut out for professional or entrepreneurial slog. At least she's not on a benefit - in fact is probably earning enough to support a couple of bludgers with her taxes :bleh:
ynot slow
15th May 2008, 20:29
she came to our local country pub for a strp and ended up fucking my mate down on the fire truck at the station.
true story too.
she would've shagged anyone that night for free.
well im an ugly prick so i would've been charged i'd say.
haha
At least it aint far from the pub to station(kaponga).
Allways knew she was a pro,remember how she begged her boyfriend to buy her new tits,then dropped him,even Niptuck couldn't beat that.
Piss meself when I saw the tv fishheads asked her to dye her hair,can't call her a dumb blonde at moment.
ynot slow
15th May 2008, 20:32
Who'd she blow? Storm in a C-cup, it'll all blow over soon. The news channel'll cum to their senses :laugh:
But in the meantime, good on her - love her or hate her, she's making the absolute most of her assets before gravity and the ravages of time take hold. Who knows - she might not be cut out for professional or entrepreneurial slog. At least she's not on a benefit - in fact is probably earning enough to support a couple of bludgers with her taxes :bleh:
True re supporting herself,and bling to her for self promotion skills,keeping her name in limelight.Mind you she has a better bod than some seen at erotica expo.
As for gravity later on she will just find another guy willing to buy another job.
So who has the show recorded to show us?
Number One
15th May 2008, 20:37
"intimate" "elegant" "with a reputation to protect"
Lisa Lewis??? Yeah Right. SKANKY HO more like it.
BTW how intimate can it be paying to fuck an attention seeking whore?
Poor offspring - wonder how old he/she/them is/are.
tri boy
15th May 2008, 20:38
Arh come on Boob we all know that you really like her:hug:
Boob an Lisa up a tree
K.I.S.S.I.N.G:killingme
Number One
15th May 2008, 20:39
At least we have a, like, official national slapper. Very important for a Nation, that.
So Nicki Watson has been relegated then....
MIXONE
15th May 2008, 20:40
Na she doesn't do it for me.I like real tits on real ladies!
"intimate" "elegant" "with a reputation to protect"
Lisa Lewis??? Yeah Right. SKANKY HO more like it.
BTW how intimate can it be paying to fuck an attention seeking whore?
Poor offspring - wonder how old he/she/them is/are.
I think she said on Campbell Live last week or the week before when she was being interviewed that her "seven year old son" was watching... Poor kid I reckon. :crybaby:
Number One
15th May 2008, 20:50
Imagine the shit he gets at school. Wonder what kinda man he'll turn into...yes my mother was a whore when I was growing up...but she had standards cos she made heaps of coin and was very open about it...sure I'm well adjusted...hmmmm
Laava
15th May 2008, 20:51
She is going through a mid life crisis cos she knows in 5 yrs she will be completely undesirable. She isn't too flash now FFS!
Boob Johnson
15th May 2008, 20:53
Arh come on Boob we all know that you really like her:hug:
Boob an Lisa up a tree
K.I.S.S.I.N.G:killingme
:rofl:
(im still giggling to myself after 2 mins)
ynot slow
15th May 2008, 21:03
Must be quite good ratings wise,went to the website yesterday(7.00pm)and they said they need more bandwidth to stream successfully.
Then had a look at news time,what a joke,streaming live was crap,titilating yep newsworthy nope.Mind you we have yet to have the indepth news like Has anyone seen my cricket stories?And the gem of a reply about being hoarse.Seen better tits on 40up books the boys get after the issue is unsold in the local dairy.
To add to her exposure I clicked on a site for ute racing she is going to do,a link to her had some bio about her,she is bi apparently according to this link,just more look at me,look at me crap.
As for streaking,last I knew it meant naked running not bikini clad.
At least we have a, like, official national slapper. Very important for a Nation, that.
Dave
100% pure slapper
:killingme
sinfull
15th May 2008, 21:10
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=73724&highlight=wankers
Coyote
15th May 2008, 21:10
She's sure getting her ex's money's worth out of those implants isn't she?
klingon
15th May 2008, 21:14
Oh you mean the "Hamilton Harlot."
I was expecting to see an article about a Hamilton Harley.
For a minute I thought I was on a biking website :lol:
MIXONE
15th May 2008, 21:55
Oh you mean the "Hamilton Harlot."
I was expecting to see an article about a Hamilton Harley.
For a minute I thought I was on a biking website :lol:
No it would be a lot harder to get a ride on a harley I think.
Edbear
16th May 2008, 10:12
Oh you mean the "Hamilton Harlot."
I was expecting to see an article about a Hamilton Harley.
For a minute I thought I was on a biking website :lol:
A biker site? What ever gave you that idea...?:pinch:
No it would be a lot harder to get a ride on a harley I think.
Could just about BUY a Harley for those prices! And you could decide who else rode it as well...:msn-wink:
Hitcher
16th May 2008, 10:18
Lisa's delivery leaves much to be desired. She got through her first night with only a couple of boobs.
I can't see this lasting much longer than a couple of weeks. After all, apart from some fond mammaries, what's the point?
vifferman
16th May 2008, 12:05
Lisa's delivery leaves much to be desired. She got through her first night with only a couple of boobs.
I can't see this lasting much longer than a couple of weeks. After all, apart from some fond mammaries, what's the point?
Groannn....
Slow day at work, Dr Hitcher?
Boob Johnson
16th May 2008, 12:07
Lisa's delivery leaves much to be desired. She got through her first night with only a couple of boobs.
I can't see this lasting much longer than a couple of weeks. After all, apart from some fond mammaries, what's the point?
Very few people are successfully famous for being whores. The calender (http://www.stuff.co.nz/4253413a1860.html) she released sold one copy & one was given away :rofl:
If this picture is anything to go by im hardly surprised!
Give it up Lisa, you are a talentless tramp at best :oi-grr:
Number One
16th May 2008, 12:11
Maybe I just being a catty biarch but I think she is quite heinous.
Tight bod but that won't last and I'd rather root a fat ugly chick (if I were a fella that is) with a personality and some modicum of class and personality as opposed to someone who sells themself in sooo many different ways....ewww a poster girl for chlamydia (sp) maybe?
Boob Johnson
16th May 2008, 12:14
a poster girl for chlamydia (sp) maybe?
:rofl: Perfect!!
007XX
16th May 2008, 12:53
Hmmm...I wonder how "in touch with reality" she really is.
I just hope that her poor choices don't come back to haunt her too much in later years, once she has a more realistic grasp on things (no pun intended), if that ever happens.
The tragic thing is, a really smart woman with assets like hers could make some serious money while remaining perfectly respectable.
Str8 Jacket
16th May 2008, 13:06
Hmmm...I wonder how "in touch with reality" she really is.
I think the reality of it all is that she just wants to be touched.
Hitcher
16th May 2008, 13:07
Kiwi Biker members understand too well the term "attention whore". Lisa, it seems, has a more literal interpretation of this than do we.
Lisa's delivery leaves much to be desired. She got through her first night with only a couple of boobs.
I can't see this lasting much longer than a couple of weeks. After all, apart from some fond mammaries, what's the point?
Is that the breast you can come up with?
Str8 Jacket
16th May 2008, 13:09
Is that the breast you can come up with?
He's soo fake, isnt he?!
007XX
16th May 2008, 13:13
Lisa, it seems, has a more literal interpretation of this than do we.
Surely you meant "lateral"?
Hitcher
16th May 2008, 13:17
Now I feel a right tit.
Now I feel a right tit.
Not me, I left tit alone.
ManDownUnder
16th May 2008, 14:06
Now I feel a right tit.
Not me, I left tit alone.
you're both right, and Hitch - let go of my chest...
hdus001
16th May 2008, 14:13
Is it just her reading the news everyday or do they have more readers? Surely must get boring seeing just her everytime
Forest
16th May 2008, 14:28
Very few people are successfully famous for being whores. The calender (http://www.stuff.co.nz/4253413a1860.html) she released sold one copy & one was given away :rofl:
Oh dear. Given that it is now May I don't expect they'll be easy to sell.
Then again, at least she'll have a good source of fuel to keep her fire going over the winter.
ManDownUnder
16th May 2008, 14:52
She looks like Suzanne Paul, minus millions of luminous spheres
MIXONE
16th May 2008, 14:56
Not me, I left tit alone.
Now I feel a right tit.
You two make a pair of tits.:lol:
Number One
16th May 2008, 14:58
She looks like Suzanne Paul, minus millions of luminous spheres
Dag nabbit outta bling! Nice one cyril ;)
Dag nabbit outta bling! Nice one cyril ;)
its OK - I did it for you - very funny.
God loves a trier- and she tries very hard. Unfortuantly trying to turn "Lisa Lewis" into a brand - which is exactly what she has been trying to do - just hasnt worked out very well for her.
As for being a 7k hooker - yeah right! Even ol' Max could get 3 of them for that - and they threw in a cup of tea afterwards.
If she was hitting 7k / 14k a week she wouldnt be so bloody desperate to get her name out there.
Number One
16th May 2008, 15:19
its OK - I did it for you - very funny.
If she was hitting 7k / 14k a week she wouldnt be so bloody desperate to get her name out there.
Thanks for passing the bling on!
And agree - She can't be making that much money...maybe cos she so skanky now she is actually having to pay people to screw her....
Hitcher
16th May 2008, 15:19
you're both right
Me and the udder guy?
Boob Johnson
16th May 2008, 15:32
So many great responses so little bling :weep:
God loves a trier- and she tries very hard. Unfortunately trying to turn "Lisa Lewis" into a brand - which is exactly what she has been trying to do - just hasn't worked out very well for her
Spot on, "Lisa Lewis" as a brand??? What does she think she is selling herself as? A dusty booze hound at best!
Well watched this for the first time tonight and my verdict was it is quite funny and she doesn't look too bad after all.
The news is very similar to Billy T James "Te News" from many moons back, just a pisstake really but a bit more redneck and less Maori than Billy's was :laugh: :sunny: haha.
Well watched this for the first time tonight and my verdict was it is quite funny and she doesn't look too bad after all.
Did you, ummmm, you know:shifty: while you were watching?
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