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BIGBOSSMAN
17th May 2008, 11:21
Which of our illustrious forum members could conceivably destroy Iron Mike in the ring?
Hmmm...

jrandom
17th May 2008, 11:34
Depends.

In a boxing match? I doubt anyone could knock him out or win a points victory. It's still fookin Mike Tyson, man.

UFC-style rules? I dunno. Do we have any fit over-120kg-ers with fast legs and good grappling skills? Boxers tend to fare badly in such matches.

scracha
17th May 2008, 11:54
Which of our illustrious forum members could conceivably destroy Iron Mike in the ring?
Hmmm...
Quite a few....unless you're meaning boxing ring?

nodrog
17th May 2008, 11:58
crazy steve could, he's had his fair share of punches around the ring.

riffer
17th May 2008, 12:01
I reckon Deano would give him a good run.

jrandom
17th May 2008, 12:05
crazy steve could...

... by either stabbing him with a screwdriver or falling onto him at 235kph?

:laugh:

nodrog
17th May 2008, 12:09
... by either stabbing him with a screwdriver or falling onto him at 235kph?

:laugh:

only if mike tyson became a cop, and it was raining

Headbanger
17th May 2008, 12:13
Iron Mike?

If he came at me, I'd shoot the fuck.

If I didn't have a gun handy, I'd get the fuck out of there.

fire eyes
17th May 2008, 12:18
:eek5:you could try fighting him with intellect! I have heard him speak and .. well .. great athlete .. powerful boxer .. but cannot string an intelligent sentence together ... plenty of KBers could take him on if this were the case!!!!!

kiwifruit
17th May 2008, 12:31
yamahaR64life

JimO
17th May 2008, 12:47
bring back the dover

NOMIS
17th May 2008, 12:53
I could out leg him.... If he was chasing me. You no he nay eat my babies. and quote " kick them in the fucking testicles smash their heads in "

Skyryder
17th May 2008, 12:54
Ya 'll fogotten WINJA. He'd kill Tyson with insults. :clap::clap:


Skyryder

NOMIS
17th May 2008, 12:57
Ya 'll fogotten WINJA. He'd kill Tyson with insults. :clap::clap:


Skyryder

Tyson wouldn't even understand what he was talking about.

another famous quote from him to Lenox Lewis " Im going to fuck you in the ass untill you love me faggot " Im going to eat your asshole you hoe "

cowpoos
17th May 2008, 13:59
bring back the dover
what??? only way he would win would be hump his leg too death??

The Lone Rider
17th May 2008, 14:04
Mike Tyson sucks.

I hate mike tyson

Edbear
17th May 2008, 14:31
:... but cannot string an intelligent sentence together ... plenty of KBers could take him on if this were the case!!!!!

Ummm! You're sure..?:shutup:

Devil
18th May 2008, 10:17
I'd knock him out with my left nut.

Owl
18th May 2008, 10:25
Not me! I want to keep my ears.:dodge:

Maha
18th May 2008, 10:29
Isn't he now 'Ironing Mike Tyson'??......you do your own laundry inside right?

Jiminy
18th May 2008, 18:52
Maybe you should turn the question around:

Which KB'er would we want to push in the ring against Iron Mike? :lol:

HornetBoy
18th May 2008, 19:06
Maybe you should turn the question around:

Which KB'er would we want to push in the ring against Iron Mike? :lol:

I wonder who would win that vote...:laugh:

awayatc
18th May 2008, 19:25
Maybe you should turn the question around:

Which KB'er would we want to push in the ring against Iron Mike? :lol:

Need a bigger ring......:first:

fire eyes
18th May 2008, 20:12
yes I am sure!

Hitcher
18th May 2008, 22:08
Either Mrs Kendog or Str8jacket would own him.

oldrider
18th May 2008, 22:26
Mrs O/rider has got a tricky left hook!.....She uses her right hand! :eek: I should know. :rolleyes: John.