Pick-up lines

[gismo]

Ok.. i'm in need of a bit of a laugh.. Not really feeling too good. Think i might be coming down with a flu or something... :sick:

So i was just wondering what the best and worst pick up lines you have heard/used are?

And if you have used any.. did they work?

Come on now dont be shy. :wari::banana:

[Nade]

Ok.. i'm in need of a bit of a laugh.. Not really feeling too good. Think i might be coming down with a flu or something......


Aww baby...want a root!?!?:eek:

[cowboyz]

any pub in palmy on a thurs fri or sat night that will work.

[gismo]

Aww baby...want a root!?!?:eek:

If you dont mind a starfish.......... HELL YES!!!:yes:

[Taz]

I Can't help sorry.
I appear to secrete some form of female repellent......

[Nade]

If you dont mind a starfish.......... HELL YES!!!:yes:

Any holes a goal baby......do you sleep on your belly??? :buggerd::whistle:



no!??! can I? lol

[Mumbles]

"Haaay .... you don't sweat much for a fat chic"

or if that don't woow her try

"Fallen over a tree recently? ... how about a root?"

or

If she not from NZ... Got any Kiwi in ya? want some?

[gismo]

Any holes a goal baby......do you sleep on your belly??? :buggerd::whistle:



no!??! can I? lol

:girlfight:

[Nade]

:girlfight:

so whats new...you usually bash me before you want a root......:shutup:

[homer]

me and a mate were at the pisser years ago ,
anyways chatting to 2 hot chics there at the time and all was going really good .
my mate has one leg and he feed them all about how he was on the back of my bike i had then , telling them how he lost it in a motorcycle accident .
they were like so impressed , he was telling them how i was riding the bike at the time and he was pillion .
all was going super , till he told them he actually had cancer and had lost his leg .
well it was all over then . so what do you do . lmao

[homer]

try asking if she wants to play dumptrucks
when she asks whats dumptrucks , tell her to back up and get a load

[gismo]

"Haaay .... you don't sweat much for a fat chic"

or if that don't woow her try

"Fallen over a tree recently? ... how about a root?"

or

If she not from NZ... Got any Kiwi in ya? want some?

:clap::laugh:

[gismo]

try asking if she wants to play dumptrucks
when she asks whats dumptrucks , tell her to back up and get a load

:laugh: :niceone:

[McJim]

Hi honey, Wanna go halves on a bastard?

You have lovely hair..I bet it looks better on a pillow.

Can I buy you a drink? No? Then I suppose a blowjob is completely out of the question then?

Your teeth are like the stars...do they come out at night?

[sosman]

hi wots been up you! Imean wot you been up too doh

[Nade]

Hi honey, Wanna go halves on a bastard?

You have lovely hair..I bet it looks better on a pillow.

Can I buy you a drink? No? Then I suppose a blowjob is completely out of the question then?

Your teeth are like the stars...do they come out at night?


Thats nice top/ skirt/ dress/ wot ever your wearing....look better crumpled at the end of my bed tho....:innocent:

[Nagash]

The PocketCracker trademarked line.. "Yes Please!" Fails 19/20. But the law of inevitability usually kicks in..

[gismo]

Hi honey, Wanna go halves on a bastard?

You have lovely hair..I bet it looks better on a pillow.

Can I buy you a drink? No? Then I suppose a blowjob is completely out of the question then?

Your teeth are like the stars...do they come out at night?

:D :niceone:

[gismo]

hi wots been up you! Imean wot you been up too doh

:laugh: Now that could get a slap if taken the wrong way :lol:

[McJim]

Thats nice top/ skirt/ dress/ wot ever your wearing....look better crumpled at the end of my bed tho....:innocent:

It's called a kilt bro'...and you couldn't handle me. I'd split you from arse to naval! :rofl:

[Nade]

It's called a kilt bro'...and you couldn't handle me. I'd split you from arse to naval! :rofl:

A foriegn sporren(sp?)......nothing like sharing is caring eh:crazy:

Ever heard of an Angry Dragon!?!?!:clap::2guns::calm:

google is your friend...pmsl

[awayatc]

My face is leaving in 10 minutes, be on it!

Is it hot in here? or is it just you...?

[gismo]

A foriegn sporren(sp?)......nothing like sharing is caring eh:crazy:

Ever heard of an Angry Dragon!?!?!:clap::2guns::calm:

google is your friend...pmsl

:rofl: at angry dragon

[gismo]

My face is leaving in 10 minutes, be on it!

Is it hot in here? or is it just you...?

:clap: I like the face one.

[McJim]

:rofl: at angry dragon

So there you go - we've moved on from chat up lines and we now have her kciking you out of her flat at 3 am with what looks like a runny nose and a frown on her face :rofl: very funny

[homer]

hey babe do ya like clocks , well ive got something to put 2 hands and a face on

[homer]

hey you like chinese food , my spring roll babe

[hang0ver]

Excuse me, are you Jamaican?

Yes = I thought so...

No = Really? Cause Ja-maic-an-me crazy!

Lamest line out! Its about 0 and 15 for the last three seasons.

[hang0ver]

That naked kid on my Avatar does a lot better with the women...

[Nade]

So there you go - we've moved on from chat up lines and we now have her kciking you out of her flat at 3 am with what looks like a runny nose and a frown on her face :rofl: very funny

Not to forget the donkey punch.....:niceone::devil2:not that gizy would ever let me think about that one...

[gismo]

So there you go - we've moved on from chat up lines and we now have her kciking you out of her flat at 3 am with what looks like a runny nose and a frown on her face :rofl: very funny

And if he ever tries it i hope hes got his car keys.. :lol:


hey babe do ya like clocks , well ive got something to put 2 hands and a face on

:lol:

[gismo]

That naked kid on my Avatar does a lot better with the women...

Surely not.... really??? :lol:

[hang0ver]

Surely not.... really??? :lol:

Sure does, I'm having a bit of an off-season really...

Recently single & out of practice... :crybaby:... I'll make the playoffs = :soon:

[Mikkel]

You like seagulls?
No? -Fancy a shag then?

Damn! Your friend is REALLY hot - is she single? (Might even work if she's there with her boyfriend and you ask him.)

Establish eye contact with your target.
Buy a new drink - G&T is good.
Walk over casually.
Dip a finger in you drink.
Wipe it lightly some on her clothes.
'I'm very sorry, how about we go home to my place and get you out of those wet clothes?'

[CookMySock]

statistically, one female in four or five will be horny. If she likes you, you are in. Just keep asking (not the same one lol). Not that I get many, er, any. oh well.

DB

[Mikkel]

Not that I get many, er, any. oh well.

Stop being a bastard then :lol:


I met a biker on the ferry once. After a good bullshitting session, a couple of young guys asked him for advice on 'the girls'. He had this to say: "Go early or go ugly!"
I think he was pretty spot on the money with that comment.

[hang0ver]

I met a biker on the ferry once. After a good bullshitting session, a couple of young guys asked him for advice on 'the girls'. He had this to say: "Go early or go ugly!"
I think he was pretty spot on the money with that comment.

So true... 3am is turn around time. If you keep going your gonna get trapped up the mountain with no light when the storm rolls on in...

Maybe I should pull my turn around time foward & improve quality control?

[CookMySock]

Might even work if she's there with her boyfriend and you ask him.not as dumb as it sounds !

DB

[gismo]

Establish eye contact with your target.
Buy a new drink - G&T is good.
Walk over casually.
Dip a finger in you drink.
Wipe it lightly some on her clothes.
'I'm very sorry, how about we go home to my place and get you out of those wet clothes?'

An arm wouldnt go astray either.... i mean she's probably going to be cold having got sooooooo wet :lol:

[gismo]

Stop being a bastard then :lol:


I met a biker on the ferry once. After a good bullshitting session, a couple of young guys asked him for advice on 'the girls'. He had this to say: "Go early or go ugly!"
I think he was pretty spot on the money with that comment.

An old workmate recons he would go to town and aim high cos by 3am he couldnt see anyway so it didnt matter what she looked like :lol:

He also asked one chick if she wanted to go to a party. She said 'Yer.. where?' He replied.. 'In my pants'.
He got a nice slap for that one :clap:

[Mikkel]

An old workmate recons he would go to town and aim high cos by 3am he couldnt see anyway so it didnt matter what she looked like :lol:

He also asked one chick if she wanted to go to a party. She said 'Yer.. where?' He replied.. 'In my pants'.
He got a nice slap for that one :clap:

He should have made a quick follow up to the slap and added - hey if going alone makes you feel uncomfortable you can bring a friend... :D

[gismo]

He should have made a quick follow up to the slap and added - hey if going alone makes you feel uncomfortable you can bring a friend... :D

:clap: I'll have to mention that to him

[EJT]

Excuse me - is your name Gillette? No? Cause your the "best a man can get."

or

Is that a mirror in your pocket. Cause I can see myself in your pants...:Punk:

[gismo]

Excuse me - is your name Gillette? No? Cause your the "best a man can get."

or

Is that a mirror in your pocket. Cause I can see myself in your pants...:Punk:

:clap: :niceone: Thats classic

[sosman]

:clap: :niceone: Thats classic

lol nice one:rofl:

[sosman]

Excuse me - is your name Gillette? No? Cause your the "best a man can get."

or

Is that a mirror in your pocket. Cause I can see myself in your pants...:Punk:


lol nice one