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[Indiana_Jones]

Never buy and/or drink Kristov vodka, tastes like shit :sick: and I don't know how I got this bruise on my head :blink: All I remember was singing summer of 69 in a loud voice :laugh:

-Indy

[Mongoose]

Is that bruise on the inside or outside of your head?? :Punk:

[jrandom]

Is there any *good* vodka, or is that an oxymoron?

Cheap whisky's the way to go, dude. Two or three glasses of single malt to pretend you're cultured, then get drunk on Jameson's.

[runs and hides]

[Teflon]

Are you a student?, if you are probaly explains why you drink kristov.

I love Absinth green label, over $50 a bottle thou, but worth it.

[Mencius]

For that matter never buy or drink any liquor that is sold in plastic bottles...... :bleh:

As for the bruise on your head, that is what the initiated call a UDI.......Unidentified Drinking Injury. Wear it with pride. Make up cool stories about it, more importantly. Rescueing kittens from trees and puppies from rivers sounds way better than "Got drunk, fell out of bed, have carpet burn on forehead....".

Mmmmm, vodka.....

Ang

[Mr Skid]

For that matter never buy or drink any liquor that is sold in plastic bottles...... :bleh:

I take it you've never cried after dropping a glass 40oz of quality vodka?

Plastic vessels have their place :innocent:

[Mongoose]

I take it you've never cried after dropping a glass 40oz of quality vodka?

Plastic vessels have their place :innocent:

She probabley cries AFTER emptying the 40oz bottle

[Mencius]

paparazzi said: I take it you've never cried after dropping a glass 40oz of quality vodka?


The only place I've ever dropped a 40oz of quality vodka has been my liver! I can't say I have ever dropped a bottle of spirits and I hope never to, for that matter!
I have dropped a glass of voddy over myself from time to time, generally after a strategic passing out.

All that said I have cried when I've found the other end of the bottle.

Ang

[Mongoose]

All that said I have cried when I've found the other end of the bottle.

Ang


See, see? I knewed that, i should set up a tent and tell fortunes and read palms and stuff, huh? :killingme

[Ghost Lemur]

Is there any *good* vodka, or is that an oxymoron?


My thoughts exactly.

My last Vodka purge was aged 16 and left me waking in hospital with THE worst hangover I've ever experienced. Obviously as a 16 I then went to a party the very next night.

Funny side note: after getting out of hosptial in the morning and not knowing how I got there. I went home and rung my gf of the time to see if she knew anything. At which point she dumped me. :lol:
Worst hangover + dumped.

[F5 Dave]

Yeah we’ve all had bad Vodka experiences. Raspberry Cordial into straight Smirnoff (we were 14 or something & too stupid ‘nah adding water to the cordial essence will dilute it”

Save up. Smirnoff etc are Nasty vodkas.


Absolute.
Stolli (the vodka not the RTD by the same name which is mostly old wine mix) best vodka for the money if on a budget
Danska (sp?) They do a 50% version

& my personal favourite Finlandia

Keep them in the freezer. The mark of a good Vodka is they are nice enough to drink straight (capful at a time).

Purer vodkas taste nicer & don’t make you as sick, though watch what you mix them with.

[Riff Raff]

Keep them in the freezer. The mark of a good Vodka is they are nice enough to drink straight (capful at a time).

Purer vodkas taste nicer & don’t make you as sick, though watch what you mix them with.
Mmmmmmm I remember some moments in my youf when I may have partaken of some excellent vodkas - was good having a friend who worked on the ferries - duty free + staff discount. Now cos I don't drink very often, it only takes 1 glass of something quite innocuous and I'm off my tree.

[Blakamin]

Absolute.
Stolli (the vodka not the RTD by the same name which is mostly old wine mix) best vodka for the money if on a budget
Danska (sp?) They do a 50% version

& my personal favourite Finlandia

Keep them in the freezer. The mark of a good Vodka is they are nice enough to drink straight (capful at a time).

Purer vodkas taste nicer & don’t make you as sick, though watch what you mix them with.
So very true.... everytime I go anywhere in a duty-free state, its stolichnaya or finlandia.... and after an hour or 3 in the freezer... yummmmmmmm

[F5 Dave]

So very true.... everytime I go anywhere in a duty-free state, its stolichnaya or finlandia.... and after an hour or 3 in the freezer... yummmmmmmm

stolichnaya Thanks, couldn't spell it so didn't try. Plain-as label but great value, good Vodka.

[ajturbo]

Mmmmmmm I remember some moments in my youf when I may have partaken of some excellent vodkas - was good having a friend who worked on the ferries - duty free + staff discount. Now cos I don't drink very often, it only takes 1 glass of something quite innocuous and I'm off my tree.

why the hell didn't you say so when i was there....it may have helped your neck :confused:

[Riff Raff]

why the hell didn't you say so when i was there....it may have helped your neck :confused:
Cos alcohol and painkillers don't mix - haven't you read my pissed warblings of Christmas Eve?????? And that was from only 2 glasses of bubbly!!

[Blakamin]

stolichnaya Thanks, couldn't spell it so didn't try. Plain-as label but great value, good Vodka.
I've spent many an evening reading that label...mmmmmmm (payday tomorrow...stolli here I come!!!)

[TwoSeven]

Pretty much dont drink any vodka that makes it into NZ. I used to drink heaps in europe, but gave up when I came here. Too much water in it - tasts vile.

[Jamezo]

Rescueing kittens from trees and puppies from rivers sounds way better than "Got drunk, fell out of bed, have carpet burn on forehead....".

Mmmmm, vodka.....

Ang

carpet burn on the knees, maybe, but what bizzare product of drunken kama sutra study could produce carpet burn on the forehead?

[Mongoose]

carpet burn on the knees, maybe, but what bizzare product of drunken kama sutra study could produce carpet burn on the forehead?


If you need to ask, perhaps its safer you did not know. :killingme

[Indiana_Jones]

carpet burn on the knees, maybe, but what bizzare product of drunken kama sutra study could produce carpet burn on the forehead?

It's on the side of my head, about 2cm from the corner of my eye, I just have no idea how it got there :sly:

-Indy

[Mencius]

Jamezo said:carpet burn on the knees, maybe, but what bizzare product of drunken kama sutra study could produce carpet burn on the forehead?

Step One: Get very very drunk.

Step Two: Strategically pass out in bed, laying on stomach.

Step Three: Wake up, realising you really need a piss.

Step Four: Slide out of bed, onto one's forehead, thereby removing a large patch of skin on the carpet.

Voila!

Ang

[Mongoose]

[Step Four: Slide out of bed, onto one's forehead, thereby removing a large patch of skin on the carpet.

Voila!

Ang[/QUOTE]

Cor, how come you always come up wiff the easy sensible answers, huh? :confused:

[Mencius]

Indy said: It's on the side of my head, about 2cm from the corner of my eye, I just have no idea how it got there

That is the entire point of it being a UDI (Unidentified Drinking Injury). It's unidentifiable how you did it. Hence the stories about kittens and puppies and such.......

My most *curious* UDI was managing to chip two of my back teeth..........don't know, don't wanna!

Ang

[Mencius]

Cor, how come you always come up wiff the easy sensible answers, huh? :confused:

Probably 'cos I was there :o

And I remember it. Leaving half your face on the carpet has a remarkably sobering effect!

Ang

[Mongoose]

Probably 'cos I was there :o

And I remember it. Leaving half your face on the carpet has a remarkably sobering effect!

Ang

Keeps that in mind for future reference. :apint: One problem, when it will be most needed, the memory banks will have shut down for the duration. Dang, foiled again. :doobey:

[Jamezo]

My most *curious* UDI was managing to chip two of my back teeth..........don't know, don't wanna!

Ang

I'm not even gonna touch that one...

[Milky]

My most *curious* UDI was managing to chip two of my back teeth..........don't know, don't wanna!

Ang

My first guess is that you attempted to open a beer bottle in your teeth. Seeing as you didnt want to know, it is probably wrong... Unsolved, the issue is steeped in a sense of intrigue. Maybe it is better that way.

[Mencius]

My first guess is that you attempted to open a beer bottle in your teeth. Seeing as you didnt want to know, it is probably wrong... Unsolved, the issue is steeped in a sense of intrigue. Maybe it is better that way.

With my *back* teeth though? I don't think I was trying to open a bottle.....

Ah, and I don't drink beer. And they open your bottles in the pub too. Hmm, a mystery it will always be.....

Ang

[Mongoose]

With my *back* teeth though? I don't think I was trying to open a bottle.....

Ah, and I don't drink beer. And they open your bottles in the pub too. Hmm, a mystery it will always be.....

Ang

In that case, you do NOT want to hear my suggestion as to how it happened :thud:

[Mencius]

In that case, you do NOT want to hear my suggestion as to how it happened :thud:

Oh go on, I'm open to suggestions :-)

Ang

[Mongoose]

Oh go on, I'm open to suggestions :-)

Ang

uh ah, no way, aint even going there. I scared me with the thoughts that passed thru my head, do not even know how they got to such an inocent boy as me. :shutup:
I think I need therapy now :unsure:

[Jamezo]

3 words.

deep.
throat.
piercing?

[Mongoose]

3 words.

deep.
throat.
piercing?

Prince Albert

[Mencius]

3 words.

deep.
throat.
piercing?

Ah but no.

Ya see, I was in the pub. I remember that bit. So an idea, but no.

Ang

[NC]

3 words.

deep.
throat.
piercing?
Oh that brings back some memories :o

[NC]

Mmm 42below Feijoa Vodka
Once I finished off a whole big bottle in one night... :puke:
I have to say, never again.

I have a thing for pina colada's now.. :D