Virginity thread!

[Disco Dan]

When did you lose your virginity?


Did a search, thought this should be good for a laugh :innocent:

[The Stranger]

I smell bullshit in this poll already.

[The Stranger]

Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland?








They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

[Disco Dan]

I smell bullshit in this poll already.

You got a confession there strange? :niceone:

[fire eyes]

:yes:I waited until I was legal!

[Eurodave]

To all you virgins out there.........,


Thanx for nothing!!

[young1]

Wow some interesting replies. It would be interesting to see the age now of the people replying to see if the older we are now equates to being older we were when we lost "it". In other words do people lose it much earlier now?

[Disco Dan]

Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

How can you tell that he was a Jew?

Cuz he lived at home till he was 30 and went into his dad's business ;)

[Indiana_Jones]

I'm still a pure virgin! :D

-Indy

[Romeo]

Ha, no doubt SpankMe's digging through the database and having a right laugh...

[Trudes]

Gee, some of you were at it young!! I don't think I even knew what my vajayjay was at 12!!!:rolleyes:

[James Deuce]

You left out the re-virginated option.

[RiderInBlack]

When I was doing the Nursing Deg, I was surprised and sadden at the number girls who had lost their Virginity in the 14-15 mark. Some of those where of my generation. I hope that was due to their own choices and not forced.

Me, I was a late bloomer. I was not that confident with girls when I was at High School, so my dating was sparse to say the least. Yer had got a bit of heavy petting in, but didn't have full intercourse until I was 25yrs old. Sad but true.

My 30's and 40's have been good for me sex wise, so no complaints here.

[ynot slow]

Jeeez I thought there was only 6 virgins left and they were called Osmond,a family in Utah.

[Grahameeboy]

How can you tell that he was a Jew?

Cuz he lived at home till he was 30 and went into his dad's business ;)

Actually we don't know he lived at home till he was 30....:Offtopic:

[PrincessBandit]

Very special birthday yesterday was it DD?:msn-wink::msn-wink:

[CookMySock]

but didn't have full intercourse until I was 25yrs old.gawd, thats skewed hell out of that graph then.

DB

[martybabe]

:gob: you bloomin fibbers. :laugh:

[jrandom]

I got put off vaginas for good on 31 March 1981. It's all been downhill since then.

[RC1]

still waiting for that someone special :cold:

[Hitcher]

I've still got the tube that mine came in. Does that count?

[Coldrider]

I've still got the tube that mine came in. Does that count?
Same here, therefore it is not lost.

[MIXONE]

This is virgin on the ridiculous!

[Ragingrob]

Lol, just noticed the tags :lol:

[Hitcher]

Reminds me of a favourite song: "Like a virgin, touched for the thirty-first time..."

[peasea]

What's a virgin?
My teacher once said I was virgin on retarted.

[peasea]

I've still got the tube that mine came in. Does that count?

It's a what?
Oops, sorry, there's an 'o' in there.

[FJRider]

I didn't LOSE it, I remember exactly WHO I gave it to.

[rachprice]

shit 12!!! thats crazy.

[Disco Dan]

shit 12!!! thats crazy.

hmm how old are you then lass?

[rachprice]

hey im almost double that!! Besides Im actually a legal rider now so there is no way i could be 12 :P

[Disco Dan]

Im actually a legal rider now

* The Todd HIGH FIVE *

[rachprice]

* The Todd HIGH FIVE *

wtf?
besides you're only two years older than me mate

[Monorail]

* The Todd HIGH FIVE *

i thought todd did a face five doesnt he?

[rachprice]

what am I missing?

[Bren]

Remember it like it was yesterday....in fact it was 1987...back seat of an Anglia 105E....To this day I still hate carpet burns on the knee:pinch:

[Storm]

Watch Scrubs and note The Todd- a sex crazed sugeon who gives high fives named after the last word he heard eg:
TurK "I'm so angry"
Todd" Angry five!!"

[Coyote]

I like how this thread has brought in Scrubs. It's kinda apt

[wickle]

Remember it like it was yesterday....in fact it was 1987...back seat of an Anglia 105E....To this day I still hate carpet burns on the knee:pinch:
You what to try the front seat of a Hillman Imp could nt use back seat as it was already in use

[Bren]

You what to try the front seat of a Hillman Imp could nt use back seat as it was already in use


Hah....that reminds me of a video I saw a couple of days ago....CLASSIC!

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[oldrider]

Funny little poll you are running there Disco, you have spurred my old memory into action. :rolleyes:

I voted 12 but although I started experimenting much earlier than that, I never really got it off with a fully ripe ready to go hot mature woman until I was about 14 and then, holly cow, what a revelation!

The real stuff began with a much older woman than I (50's) and it only came about because I was such a cocky little smart arse bastard while she was refined, elegant, sophisticated and beautiful. (sigh)

To this day no one would ever have a clue, it was so unlikely a pairing. :shutup:

That was in 1953 and the irony is (IMHO) that in that year Hillary only conquered Everest and it was "he" who got a knighthood. :whistle:

It began with us sort of cornering each other into it, egging each other on until suddenly it was all too late, so to speak! :eek: Bless her! (respect)

I have had a penchant for older women ever since, only thing is there is getting to be a shortage of "older" women these days!!! :lol: Cheers John.

[PrincessBandit]

I have had a penchant for older women ever since, only thing is there is getting to be a shortage of "older" women these days!!! :lol: Cheers John.

Some of us are slowly getting there John, even if we never catch up to you! :shit::laugh:

[What?]

I didn't LOSE it, I remember exactly WHO I gave it to.

Lucky you. Mine got stolen.

[chubby]

Aaah the mammories.... *sigh*

Hi, my name is , hang on is this really NZdating?

[Forest]

Hahaha.

I'm the only person who voted "over 25".

Was 28 and it was worth the wait.

[RiderInBlack]

Lucky you. Mine got stolen.Sad ta hear that:(

[Disco Dan]

25 virgins? christ, thats almost enough to start our very own KB Nunnery !

[The Stranger]

25 virgins? christ, thats almost enough to start our very own KB Nunnery !

I got some bad habits Disco, but you aint seeing me in them.

[Disco Dan]

I got some bad habits Disco, but you aint seeing me in them.

not even your slip? :wink:

Been a while bathroom buddy....

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[quallman1234]

Tequila.

One Tequila
Two Tequila
Three Tequila
Floor Tequila (Temporarily)
Five Tequila
Six Tequila
Seven Tequila
Eight Tequila
Nine Tequila
Ten Tequila
Eleven Tequila
Twelve Tequila
Thirteen Tequila
Sexy Time
Fourteen Tequila
Comma Time

Thats how it went. (Not shitting ya)

[Grub]

To this day I still hate carpet burns on the knee:pinch:

You remember the carpet-burn???? What kind of sad sex was it?

[Disco Dan]

i thought todd did a face five doesnt he?

Any sexual innuendo gets a *Todd High Five* !



...no in your-endo !

*Todd High Five*


See? :yes:

[inlinefour]

Well I had to vote for the virgin option because of what the word is actually defined as. I put my virginity away and I think its in the kauri box with my nursing badge, grandmothers broach, a few other things that I won't mention and a couple of ex gf's virginitys too. Cant actually remember the first time as I was too drunk. Had made friends with some working girls and made the mistake of admitting I had not had a shag before. I remember a few more turning up and drinking more alcohol, then I woke up in a much bigger bed than mine and not by myself. I told my friends that I couldnt remember a thing so it didnt count. That worked for almost a week before I finally admitted I remembered. I eventually gave up the binge drinking and it was about that time I started being happy with the woman I woke up with. The things we do when we was younger, I still remember getting dragged into the std clinic with my then friends and the antibiotics that I had to take. :eek:

[Patch]

an old work colleague's niece got pregnant - she was 11, he was 17

Very odd reaction from her parents, she had an abortion, and they continued to allow him into their home - last time I saw them she was 14 and still fucking him.

Its just wrong.

[scracha]

My older girlfriend used me and tossed me aside like a rag doll. What an amazing 5 minutes :love:

[Blue Babe]

I was 16 when I gave mine to a virgin. He reckoned he wasn't until a few years later, when we could talk about it a bit more maturely. He spoilt it a bit by bragging to his mates & they all thought I was :o easy. Although at the time it was spoilt, today I think back & yeah well I won't ever forget it & to this day I still keep in touch with him :niceone:, even though he has been married & divorced twice. Not to me.