Quasi's movie review Oceans 12

[Quasievil]

CRAP!!!!!!!!

[6Chris6]

Come on Brett!

Some of us didn't get the privelidge (sp) of your fancy Hamilholian Schools and Universities.
Can you please rewrite this in lay-mans terms please :spudwhat:

PS You do waffle on a bit too.

[k14]

I agree with you quasi. Was expecting alot after oceans 11 (it is alot to live up to), but came out of the theatre highly dissapointed.

[Quasievil]

Okay I should elaborate

The movie was crptic and disjointed, it lacked action and an understandable storyline, it seemed to be all over the show.
ALL the funny bits were in the previews and in the context of the scene itself werent really funny, perhaps just cute guys being cute for the girls who would laugh at anything to come out of there mouths.
Catherine Zeta Jones proved again her acting ability truly is without a trace of emotion and Julia Roberts looked like she needs to be tied to a chair and feed on KFC for a month she looked Gaunt and sick.
The typical cliche acting of Gorge Clooney and Brad Pitt was preditable, infact the acting was completely shite.
Mrs Evil Feel asleep twice and I feel asleep also.
I give this a Quasi star Rating of 1 out of five for good locations, I guess they needed something to attract the stars, and the fashion was good as well

We gave Anaconda a Quasi Star rating of 1/2 .

[Quasievil]

Come on Brett!

Some of us didn't get the privelidge (sp) of your fancy Hamilholian Schools and Universities.
Can you please rewrite this in lay-mans terms please :spudwhat:

PS You do waffle on a bit too.
I did not get the benifit of such an education I left school when I was 5 years old:niceone:

[Cajun]

I did not get the benifit of such an education I left school when I was 5 years old:niceone:
that would be the reason ya brought a crap motorbike ya got no learning in ya

[Quasievil]

that would be the reason ya brought a crap motorbike ya got no learning in ya
How can you relate my Bike to Effluent when your bike and gear is the color of Baby Poo:bleh: :banana: :bleh:

[6Chris6]

How can you relate my Bike to Effluent when your bike and gear is the color of Baby Poo:bleh: :banana: :bleh:

I disagree, it's actually the colour of monkey sick!

[Quasievil]

I disagree, it's actually the colour of monkey sick!
:killingme :killingme :killingme :killingme

[Cajun]

How can you relate my Bike to Effluent when your bike and gear is the color of Baby Poo:bleh: :banana: :bleh: shrug i never had a baby, so don't know what it looks like old man, and well my yellow leathers clashed badly with the zx10r i was riding on monday

[Cajun]

I disagree, it's actually the colour of monkey sick!
we know you are a monkey, but we don't want to know what colour your sick is bud

[enigma51]

Okay I should elaborate

The movie was crptic and disjointed, it lacked action and an understandable storyline, it seemed to be all over the show.
ALL the funny bits were in the previews and in the context of the scene itself werent really funny, perhaps just cute guys being cute for the girls who would laugh at anything to come out of there mouths.
Catherine Zeta Jones proved again her acting ability truly is without a trace of emotion and Julia Roberts looked like she needs to be tied to a chair and feed on KFC for a month she looked Gaunt and sick.
The typical cliche acting of Gorge Clooney and Brad Pitt was preditable, infact the acting was completely shite.
Mrs Evil Feel asleep twice and I feel asleep also.
I give this a Quasi star Rating of 1 out of five for good locations, I guess they needed something to attract the stars, and the fashion was good as well

We gave Anaconda a Quasi Star rating of 1/2 .

So you saying it was shit.
(Dont realy understand all these big words) :killingme

[Hooks]

I always find these reviews filled words I can't understand :bash: ....so was the movie any good ??? <_< and what does the significance of the colour yellow have to do with it .... :sly:

[Drunken Monkey]

I disagree, it's actually the colour of monkey sick!

oi! my sick doesn't look like that!

it's usually kinda beery and beefy, with traces of carrot, even though I don't normally eat carrot...

[Quasievil]

So you saying it was shit.
(Dont realy understand all these big words) :killingme
Yes crapola

[Quasievil]

shrug i never had a baby, so don't know what it looks like old man, and well my yellow leathers clashed badly with the zx10r i was riding on monday
You been dreaming again Cajun, a Zx10r would let you ride it after all the things youve said:finger:

[2_SL0]

OK, If I follow you correctly the movie was "CRAP" :yes: :ar15:
hehe

[Cajun]

You been dreaming again Cajun, a Zx10r would let you ride it after all the things youve said:finger:
nope i rode brother in law got a zx10r, is yucky green, and i took it for a blast, while he rode my sixxer (he use to race a 98 sixxer), and i would still have my bike, over it.

[Mongoose]

Sounds like my daughter made a great choice then, she took me to see The Incredables, damn good larf that movie. Suit any age too from wee snots to grannies

[Quasievil]

nope i rode brother in law got a zx10r, is yucky green, and i took it for a blast, while he rode my sixxer (he use to race a 98 sixxer), and i would still have my bike, over it.

Oh yeah whatever:moon:

[Firefight]

How can you relate my Bike to Effluent when your bike and gear is the color of Baby Poo:bleh: :banana: :bleh:


More like bloody calf shit !!!!

F/F :eek:

[Cajun]

Oh yeah whatever:moon:
True power was good, i mean i was short shifting it most of time highest rpm i got it to was 8,000rpm , and sticking around 3-4 gear, it pulled like a train and i wasn't even hitting the power band,

The brakes were not as good as mine, even tho they are tokina radial mounted, The gixxer has better initnal bite on the brakes, they feel same once got harder on them, and well the zx10r is going alot faster so i would be wanting better brakes personally, the thing was very very fast, even tho you don't feel like ya going fast, which means loose licence easyier, yes yes running with all that power, but still, the sixxer turns in quicker, and easyier, The zx10r bike was noisy sounding, alot of wind buffering, and mirror shaking around, and the left hand mirror is next to useless ya might as well take it off. Best thing of the day was seeing my sixxer pulling some wheel stands(brother in law does awsome wheel stands)

[Quasievil]

True power was good, i mean i was short shifting it most of time highest rpm i got it to was 8,000rpm , and sticking around 3-4 gear, it pulled like a train and i wasn't even hitting the power band,

The brakes were not as good as mine, even tho they are tokina radial mounted, The gixxer has better initnal bite on the brakes, they feel same once got harder on them, and well the zx10r is going alot faster so i would be wanting better brakes personally, the thing was very very fast, even tho you don't feel like ya going fast, which means loose licence easyier, yes yes running with all that power, but still, the sixxer turns in quicker, and easyier, The zx10r bike was noisy sounding, alot of wind buffering, and mirror shaking around, and the left hand mirror is next to useless ya might as well take it off. Best thing of the day was seeing my sixxer pulling some wheel stands(brother in law does awsome wheel stands)
:sleep: :sleep: :sleep: :sleep: :sleep:

[Cajun]

:sleep: :sleep: :sleep: :sleep: :sleep: piss of and go buy your 'sports-tourer' or teach ya wife to ride so you can have two sports bikes dc:<

[Ghost Lemur]

I could never understand why they tried to remake what was the penultimate Rat Pack movie.

Same goes with The Italian Job.

Hollywood: STOP FUCKING WITH CLASSIC MOVIES ASSHOLES. Have just one original thought in your fucking lives.

/rant

[Skunk]

CRAP!!!!!!!!Thanks Quasi for saving my money. (But the wife WILL buy the DVD anyway :weep: )

[gav]

Why is this thread in General Bike Stuff?

[Quasievil]

Why is this thread in General Bike Stuff?
Cause thats where I put it DAH !!!

[Blakamin]

Why is this thread in General Bike Stuff?
you could request it to be moved... but its got more bike stuff than movie shit now anyway

[Posh Tourer :P]

I could never understand why they tried to remake what was the penultimate Rat Pack movie.

Same goes with The Italian Job.

Hollywood: STOP FUCKING WITH CLASSIC MOVIES ASSHOLES. Have just one original thought in your fucking lives.

/rant

penultimate, or ultimate??

[Quasievil]

you could request it to be moved... but its got more bike stuff than movie shit now anywayCan I request it to be moved or deleted cause everytime I hear about it tit reminds me how bad it was

[Blakamin]

I dunno... you've saved me money/bandwidth...... :2thumbsup

[Scaredy Cat]

Anyway, back on topic,

I didn't think much of the movie apart from the scenery. I loved the shots of Rome, I was there when they were shooting the movie, but I didn't see anyone famous, just the trucks that they were carrying their gear on etc. I would have liked to see Brad Pitt.

Its funny it made me homesick to go back to Rome even though I'm a kiwi.

[Yokai]

Hollywood: STOP FUCKING WITH CLASSIC MOVIES ASSHOLES. Have just one original thought in your fucking lives.
/rant


Or at least if you are gonna do it - call it something different and add a different twist : e.g. Payback....

DO go and see the Incredibles - I don't think I've seen a "movie" that good in a while. A LOT of work, and masses of Hommage... ... Just AWESOME... (Of course, this was a movie, and not a film... Great Films recently: Garden State, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind etc.....)

[BRIANO]

I agree with Quasi, the movie was crap. What was worse was sitting in the theatre and seeing that you can get a special pass for $45 that included the DVD to Ocean's 11. At least that way you can go home and watch the reason you went to see it. :argh:

[Quasievil]

Yes to the incredibles bloody good fun, just took the kids to it they loved it to, another brilliant movie was National treasure awesome movie a must see !!

[Krayy]

Hey Quasi, how about a quick review of the 'busa love-in that was "Biker Boyz". I still don't believe I wasted 2 hours of my life on that piece o'crap