It's a digital age...

[Colapop]

Oh no! Maybe he should have gone analog?

"I tried doing rectal exams using my ring finger (pardon the pun) but it was hopeless, so I used my left index.
That was bad enough, but unknown to me, I had a small dermatofibroma on the fingertip."

Stuff article (http://www.stuff.co.nz/4606395a10.html)

BTW Prostate cancer is no laughing matter... Just the doctor's who perform the exams....

[007XX]

You got to feel bad for him though...he was only trying to be conscientious.

As for the patients he diagnosed incorrectly, they should be glad to be healthy after all, hence the fact no charges have been pressed against the digitally enhanced and confused doctor.

[nodrog]

i'd hate to be the first poor bastard while he was trying to work out what finger was best.

[Colapop]

He coulda used several for you (at once) and you wouldn't have felt a thing... :buggerd:

[nodrog]

...you wouldn't have felt a thing... :buggerd:

i'd want my money back then!

[ynot slow]

Bugger that!

Imagine if you were his first,first feel his left hand on your shoulder,then change hands and right hand on shoulder,just when you think this is spooky you feel another push but this time you feel two hands on both shoulders.

On a serious vein though imagine the feeling when told no cancer after scans etc.

[sinfull]

Well i'll be buggered !

[FJRider]

you might have been...

[awayatc]

Doctor, that is not my Bum!,
"that's ok dear, its not my finger either......"

who said you can't mix work and pleasure.?.....:eek5:

[FJRider]

SO... is digital enhansement the feeling you get when he puts the finger IN... or when he pulls it OUT ????