Jealous of a Vespa rider? [Archive]

Big Dave

11th July 2008, 14:33

firefighter

11th July 2008, 14:35

he's pretty good BUT it's still gay!!!

vifferman

11th July 2008, 14:46

It wouldn't have been as kewl if you could actually hear the "powerful yet economical two-smoke powerplant".

But I'd have one - just so I didn't have to ride my bike during the week. And it's a well-known fact that scooter riders don't have to WATGATT - just a bicycle helmet will do. :niceone:

avgas

11th July 2008, 14:55

did his boyfriend teach him that?

Big Dave

11th July 2008, 15:09

Hmmm - it looses some of its edge when he runs along and catches up to it.

MisterD

11th July 2008, 15:22

Nope. It's still a Vesta.

Crisis management

11th July 2008, 15:34

Soft cocks. I didn't see one rolling stoppie.

Just thought someone should beat Carver to it.

Flatcap

11th July 2008, 16:12

Nope. It's still a Vesta.

Hmmm - he needs an LML

007XX

11th July 2008, 16:33

That's probably the attempt to make these things that has come the closest to succeeding...

But yes, sadly, only a european young beauty with a short skirt should be allowed to ride the Vespas...anyone else is reminiscent of Scrubs and yes, gay!

iamkirk

11th July 2008, 16:59

Am i the only one thats going to admit that i'm jealous of his awesome skills? So sad but true...

MisterD

11th July 2008, 17:03

Am i the only one thats going to admit that i'm jealous of his awesome skills? So sad but true...

He was probably forced to learn those tricks because he couldn't keep up with the Lambrettas.

martybabe

11th July 2008, 17:23

I'm sure it's very clever but it's not real is it. It's like swimming in a paddling pool, or a pie eating contest with no filling in the pies, or having a beer and curry crap in a child's toilet, or running slowly??

All this proves is that gays have a good sense of balance as well as good personal hygiene.

Stunting should be done by men with beards, using bikes that growl and snarl and bite. Ooh look at me Tarquin, I can balance my 1 kg vespa on one wheel,at near walking pace and still apply moisturiser in the wing mirror.:hug:

Nah. :yawn:

R6_kid

11th July 2008, 17:37

I'm sure it's very clever but it's not real is it. It's like swimming in a paddling pool, or a pie eating contest with no filling in the pies, or having a beer and curry crap in a child's toilet, or running slowly??

All this proves is that gays have a good sense of balance as well as good personal hygiene.

Stunting should be done by men with beards, using bikes that growl and snarl and bite. Ooh look at me Tarquin, I can balance my 1 kg vespa on one wheel,at near walking pace and still apply moisturiser in the wing mirror.:hug:

Nah. :yawn:

WTF are you deluded? A vespa weighs a good 140kg+ and has maybe 25-30hp in a well tuned state (as in quite hotted up)... not only that, it has 10 or 12 inch biscuit thin wheels. Then there's the fact that it has the gear change on the left handle - pull too hard and it will jump up a gear.

Pretty cool if you ask me, extra points for originality.

You gonna post up your stunt vids martybabe? Wouldnt mind seeing your beard :laugh:

Big Dave

11th July 2008, 17:48

Nah - I think Vespas are pretty good fun atchally.

martybabe

11th July 2008, 17:51

WTF are you deluded? A vespa weighs a good 140kg+ and has maybe 25-30hp in a well tuned state (as in quite hotted up)... not only that, it has 10 or 12 inch biscuit thin wheels. Then there's the fact that it has the gear change on the left handle - pull too hard and it will jump up a gear.

Pretty cool if you ask me, extra points for originality.

You gonna post up your stunt vids martybabe? Wouldnt mind seeing your beard :laugh:

:lol: Just joshin R6, my sons gay and rides a vespa ,well crashes it mostly and he's a piss taking bastard, gotta give him a bit of stick, I quite like em actually, and I couldn't stunt a xmas pud. I do have the beard though.:laugh:

R6_kid

11th July 2008, 18:15

I rode one when i was at school and got told that i was gay etc etc etc

Funnily enough I never lost a race on I came up against any of them at traffic lights on the way home from school.

MIXONE

11th July 2008, 19:34

He was probably forced to learn those tricks because he couldn't keep up with the Lambrettas.

I couldn't ride like that in my dreams so even if he is gay it's hats off from this hetero!!!

carver

12th July 2008, 13:12

Soft cocks. I didn't see one rolling stoppie.

Just thought someone should beat Carver to it.

scooters are gay!

MIXONE

12th July 2008, 13:15

scooters are gay!

In that case you must have a closet full of them!!!

NedKellley

26th July 2008, 21:21

Nice one!! Not being "gay", but still like to moisturize and drink lattes :yes:....I am impressed??!! Don't think I could manage it on my piece of Chinese garbage!!
When I grow up I want a Vespa!!!::scooter: