Biking things to do when bikeless

[Riff Raff]

I need to get back on a bike. Here's a couple of ideas for those of us who can't ride at the moment. Anyone else got suggestions?

[Blakamin]

Buy motogp4 for ps2.... saves laying on the road :thud:

[marty]

bit of housework?

[DarkNinja]

the second guy looks like he just got bitten by a snake and fell down that way. Poor Riff Raff, i feel for yer, it sux being off a bike. Did you sort your neck out and go and hit your physio's head with a shovel?

[Mongoose]

Come wash and Polish the Guzzi for me ;) :Punk:

[Hitcher]

Shoot marshmallows out of your nose.
Try to ignite your farts but without singeing your bum fluff.
Change the language option on your TV to Cantonese.
Play Freecell, starting at Game number 1 but not moving on to game 2 until you get game 1 out.
Write yourself a letter and post it.
Reply to your letter once you've received it.
Try to get your posts on KB up...

[Blakamin]

Change the language option on your TV to Cantonese.

and then try to change it back!!!!

[Riff Raff]

Poor Riff Raff, i feel for yer, it sux being off a bike.
Yup - today I was driven out to Kawa Kawa Bay for an icecream - sitting in the passenger seat I had my arms out on my imaginary handlebars and leaning into the corners, getting my knee down. Oh god I'm so sad and pathetic! :confused:

[Al]

Nah, not sad and pathetic....you are getting out and getting your knee down, which is a good thing (as well as a bit of "leg-over" every so often!!).
Most important: Don't forget about the beer!

Al

[Coyote]

Madcat gave me this pic

[onearmedbandit]

Crazy Japanese, not letting the kids ride at the playground!!

[Ghost Lemur]

Me? I hang around here living vicariously through those that can, while I can't.

Oh and watch lots of bike vids/motoGP races. Get my knee down off the couch often.

[Riff Raff]

Oh and watch lots of bike vids/motoGP races. Get my knee down off the couch often.
Yup downloaded so many biking vids off the net I've got bugger all space left on my computator, and been watching Ghostrider and more Ghostrider (it really doesn't help cos I just want to leap on a bike and do 300kph lanesplitting wheelies), but then I watched Torque and it was sooooooooooo crappy, and well that kind of helped in a way???

[WINJA]

YOU COULD BAKE A CAKE IN THE SHAPE OF A BIKE , OR DO YOU GO PILLION? DO YOU REALLY LIKE BIKES THAT MUCH?

[Riff Raff]

YOU COULD BAKE A CAKE IN THE SHAPE OF A BIKE , OR DO YOU GO PILLION? DO YOU REALLY LIKE BIKES THAT MUCH?
Pillion???? Wash your mouth out!!! :kick:

[WINJA]

Pillion???? Wash your mouth out!!! :kick:
PILLION IS FUN YOU CAN GET DRUNK AND GO FOR A RIDE, IVE GOT A ZILLION GOOD PILLION STORIES. MOST INVOLVE SCARED PEOPLE AND SOILED UNDIES. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON THE BACK OF A BIKE WITH SOME ONE LIKE LANCE LOWE ( HE RACES)?

[aff-man]

I need to get back on a bike. Here's a couple of ideas for those of us who can't ride at the moment. Anyone else got suggestions?


Find something else to ride :eek: :innocent: :innocent: :innocent:

or can you ride a go-cart???
I got a couple of comp bike games you can borrow if ya want. not as good as the real thing but you can do stoppies burnout and wheeeeeeeeeelies for ages hahahaha :headbang:

[Riff Raff]

PILLION IS FUN YOU CAN GET DRUNK AND GO FOR A RIDE, IVE GOT A ZILLION GOOD PILLION STORIES. MOST INVOLVE SCARED PEOPLE AND SOILED UNDIES. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON THE BACK OF A BIKE WITH SOME ONE LIKE LANCE LOWE ( HE RACES)?
I've been a pillion many times over the years - I just prefer to do my own riding and have my own control over the bike. And pillion is not an option at the moment either.

[toads]

Pillion???? Wash your mouth out!!! :kick:

amen to that!

[toads]

Find something else to ride :eek: :innocent: :innocent: :innocent:

or can you ride a go-cart???
I got a couple of comp bike games you can borrow if ya want. not as good as the real thing but you can do stoppies burnout and wheeeeeeeeeelies for ages hahahaha :headbang:

we aren't talking need 4 speed underground here are we????

[aff-man]

we aren't talking need 4 speed underground here are we????

Nope i got both motogp . Pretty cool but the bikes are a little hard to control. And superbike racing which you cant pull mean dougnuts but still wheelie and stoppie but you can turn on all sorts of assists like breaking turning etc etc etc. Bloody cage games wouldn't touch em :moon: :moon:

[Slipstream]

IVE GOT A ZILLION GOOD PILLION STORIES. MOST INVOLVE SCARED PEOPLE AND SOILED UNDIES.


Did they get scared cos you soiled your undies? Or did you soil your undies cos they got scared?:moon:

[Sparky Bills]

Did they get scared cos you soiled your undies? Or did you soil your undies cos they got scared?:moon:

:kick: :laugh: :laugh: :killingme

[WINJA]

I've been a pillion many times over the years - I just prefer to do my own riding and have my own control over the bike. And pillion is not an option at the moment either.
IS THIS STILL THAT SORE BACK THING ? YOU CAN GO IN A SIDE CAR THEN, OR BORROW A COPY OF GHOST RIDER AND SIT REAL CLOSE TO YOUR PUTER PUT YOUR HELMET ON AND BBRRMMM BBRRMMM WAY YOU GO

[Riff Raff]

IS THIS STILL THAT SORE BACK THING ? YOU CAN GO IN A SIDE CAR THEN, OR BORROW A COPY OF GHOST RIDER AND SIT REAL CLOSE TO YOUR PUTER PUT YOUR HELMET ON AND BBRRMMM BBRRMMM WAY YOU GO
No it's the neck thing which means putting on a helmet is not an option because it's too heavy for my neck at the mo - and motorbikes are out because of the buffeting by the wind. Sheesh you would know that if you read all my posts! :Pokey:

[WINJA]

No it's the neck thing which means putting on a helmet is not an option because it's too heavy for my neck at the mo - and motorbikes are out because of the buffeting by the wind. Sheesh you would know that if you read all my posts! :Pokey:
WHEN I WAS RACING AT PAEROA I HIGH SIDED AT REAL HIGH SPEED LANDED ON MY HEAD THEN THE BIKE FLIPPED AND LANDED ON MY BACK HEAVY BIKE TOO BEING A 900. MY NECK WAS REAL SORE AFTER THAT FOR AGES WHEN I WORE A HELMET, SO I JUST WORE A BICYCLE HELMET FOR A FEW MONTHS ON MY MOTORBIKE AND NO ONE NOTICED AND I NEVER GOT PULLED UP EITHER, IF YOU REALLY NEED TO RIDE YOU CAN TRY THAT

[Sparky Bills]

Go on!
Show us your nice white (or full of flies) smile after the ride. :killingme

[Magua]

Things to do while bikeless. I walk to the garage, take a look at my bike and sigh while I wait for my next paycheck.