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Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)
20th July 2008, 12:00
Three women: one engaged, one married and one
a mistress, are chatting about their relationships
and decided to amaze their men. That night all three
will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a
mask over their eyes.

After a few days they meet up for lunch to share
their experiences.

The engaged woman: "The other night when my
boyfriend came over he found me with a black
leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw
me and said, 'You are the woman of my life. I
love you.' Then we made love all night long."

The mistress: "Me too! The other night I met my lover
at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice,
Heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When
I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we
had wild sex all night."

The married woman: "I sent the kids to stay at my
mother's house for the night. When my husband
came home I was wearing the leather bodice,
black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my
eyes.

As soon as he came in the door and saw me
he said, "What's for dinner, Batman?"


(I love being single lol)

jrandom
20th July 2008, 12:03
(I love being single lol)

I bet you don't, really.

:sherlock:

Number One
20th July 2008, 12:27
:lol: love it! FTR I LOVE being married :love:

BiK3RChiK
20th July 2008, 12:40
Bwahahaha! Nothing like rarking it up, eh Number One!:laugh:

Number One
20th July 2008, 12:52
I'll have you know I do Wonder Woman I'd never even try to pass myself off as the Dark Knight! :laugh:

Laava
20th July 2008, 16:22
Ahhh! Wonder woman! Now there is something to aspire to. Well done No 1, your husband must love you!http://www.tv.pop-cult.com/images/wonder-woman.jpg

1 Free Man
20th July 2008, 17:18
Wonder Woman. Linda Cater. MMMMMMM how I woulda if I coulda when I was a younger man.:drool: