Defective Japanese Imports

[slofox]

Just wondering if other road users have noticed that many Japanese used import cars are defective? I have noticed two things about them:

1. Many of them seem to have no indicators fitted. Drivers change lanes, turn corners, negotiate roundabouts, all without the benefit of indicators. I wonder why LTNZ (or whatever it has changed its name to now) allows cars without indicators to enter the country??? weird.....:gob:

2. The one I have, although it is fitted with indicators, is INVISIBLE! At least to all except myself. I can see the thing but NO OTHER DRIVER ON THE ROAD CAN SEE IT! I have proven this many times by observing other drivers proceed directly into my path, right of way or not. Now I am SURE nobody would be stupid enough to do this if they could see my car, so I can only conclude that the damn thing is invisible....weirder than weird.........:weird:

Anyone else noticed this? Or am I just paranoid......:angry2:

[peasea]

Just wondering if other road users have noticed that many Japanese used import cars are defective? I have noticed two things about them:

1. Many of them seem to have no indicators fitted. Drivers change lanes, turn corners, negotiate roundabouts, all without the benefit of indicators. I wonder why LTNZ (or whatever it has changed its name to now) allows cars without indicators to enter the country??? weird.....:gob:

2. The one I have, although it is fitted with indicators, is INVISIBLE! At least to all except myself. I can see the thing but NO OTHER DRIVER ON THE ROAD CAN SEE IT! I have proven this many times by observing other drivers proceed directly into my path, right of way or not. Now I am SURE nobody would be stupid enough to do this if they could see my car, so I can only conclude that the damn thing is invisible....weirder than weird.........:weird:

Anyone else noticed this? Or am I just paranoid......:angry2:

1) The Jap import cars are not generally defective, they are being driven by defective drivers, often imports themselves. (Frequently without a license...)

2) If your car is invisible use it to rob banks. (Then go buy something loud and red to be seen in....)

You can't be paranoid; nobody is watching you.

[Stirts]

Nah you no being paranoid, all BMW's have invisible indickators too

But you should get one of these I rekon, mine works a treat!!!

[avgas]

if a tree crashes in the forest with no one to hear it - does it make a sound?

if an indicator can not be seen when it is turned off - does it exist?

all important questions to the modern day man, irrelevant to how the world works, but important to what kind of shit ends up on the internet

[slofox]

1) If your car is invisible use it to rob banks. (Then go buy something loud and red to be seen in....)

I have something loud and red to be seen ON already.....(but I can't carry ten doz wine on it so don't always use it). HOWEVER, I could probably pay for the damn thing quicker if I took your suggestion!! Thanks! :yes:

[peasea]

I have something loud and red to be seen ON already.....(but I can't carry ten doz wine on it so don't always use it). HOWEVER, I could probably pay for the damn thing quicker if I took your suggestion!! Thanks! :yes:

And if you drank less wine perhaps?

[slofox]

And if you drank less wine perhaps?

You are in error sir - I do not partake of wine - ever - I merely purvey same. At times it is necessary to lay in supplies for the purveyance thereof.....

And before anyone goes off about buying wine from someone who doesn't drink, I DO taste, just don't consume, like quite a few in the trade. At least this way I don't drink the profits.....AND I have spent a lifetime studying the stuff so I do know what I am on about.....I think......some of the time anyway.....maybe....ummmm...damn, what was I saying....??

[peasea]

You are in error sir - I do not partake of wine - ever - I merely purvey same. At times it is necessary to lay in supplies for the purveyance thereof.....

And before anyone goes off about buying wine from someone who doesn't drink, I DO taste, just don't consume, like quite a few in the trade. At least this way I don't drink the profits.....AND I have spent a lifetime studying the stuff so I do know what I am on about.....I think......some of the time anyway.....maybe....ummmm...damn, what was I saying....??

Perhaps I should have used the word "bought"?
My bad.

[avgas]

And if you drank less wine perhaps?
It would go off!!!

[peasea]

It would go off!!!

I know what you mean, I've never drunk my missus and she's always going off. (In more ways than one...):Punk:

[slofox]

I know what you mean, I've never drunk my missus and she's always going off. (In more ways than one...):Punk:

...............:rofl:

[avgas]

I know what you mean, I've never drunk my missus and she's always going off. (In more ways than one...):Punk:
No, no no. Women should be treated like chinese fireworks.
Just run for the fookin hills.

or as my little island friends say - "Get down, get low, get out"

[Dave Lobster]

2. The one I have, although it is fitted with indicators, is INVISIBLE! At least to all except myself. I can see the thing but NO OTHER DRIVER ON THE ROAD CAN SEE IT! I have proven this many times by observing other drivers proceed directly into my path, right of way or not. Now I am SURE nobody would be stupid enough to do this if they could see my car, so I can only conclude that the damn thing is invisible....weirder than weird.........:weird:


It's called a cloaking device. My moped has one too. Even with main beam on all the time, it's still invisible.

[avgas]

It's called a cloaking device. My moped has one too. Even with main beam on all the time, it's still invisible.
Spray it MATT BLACK - then everyone will see you.
This is why they had to fly a commercial airliner into the twin towers. A MATT BLACK B52 would have obvious when it attempted to leave JFK