Fart Bombs.... ooh mama!

[CB ARGH]

Wow...

I was shaking at the power that I held in my hands. The power once again to clear out a whole school block because of an "unpleasant" smell, I wonder why. Fart bombs arrived in my letterbox yesterday morning, I've already set a few of them off... Blimey, they're loud when they go bang.

I need some ideas... :crybaby:

All I can think of is my boss... :gob:

[nodrog]

stick one in your bum

[Qkchk]

Where the hell did you get them?

Maybe time to exact some revenge on one to many dutch ovens...... :shifty:

[Stirts]

Where the hell did you get them?

Go down to the curry place in Albany, order a Vindaloo - Indian Hot! Buy some water balloons and get a short piece of pipe.

NB: You need to get all supplies on the curry night, next day could be messy!

Next day shove one end of the pipe up your ring hole and attach a balloon to the other end and fart in each balloon! :done:

[jafar]

Go down to the curry place in Albany, order a Vindaloo - Indian Hot! Buy some water balloons and get a short piece of pipe.

NB: You need to get all supplies on the curry night, next day could be messy!

Next day shove one end of the pipe up your ring hole and attach a balloon to the other end and fart in each balloon! :done:

Your giving demonstrations on the technique then :love:?
:woohoo::woohoo:

[Stirts]

Your giving demonstrations on the technique then :love:?
:woohoo::woohoo:

Me? demonstrate? no no no, I don't fart! But I taught my 2yr old niece to do it, and I'm sure the KB community would love to see your arse!

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/picture.php?albumid=150&pictureid=6664

Oh shit (scuse the pun) you will need these too

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/picture.php?albumid=150&pictureid=6665

[musicman]

That reminds me of the time I bought a can of fart spray from a magic shop in Christchurch and went crazy with it. People scatter pretty quickly every time I use it!

[ManDownUnder]

Wattle seeds mate... just get wattle seeds...

Small, black, hard to spot. To set 'em off crack them (they're bloody hard but molar teeth do the job), put a bit of spit on them, let 'em soak for 5 seconds then flick them somewhere hard to get.

I cleared a lot of classrooms while I was at school like that. Bastards of things to find too - the smell just eminates from everywhere - it's hard to track them down...

Did I mention they're free? Find yourself a wattle tree and there will be literally thousabnds of them every where. They look like solid, black kowhai seeds

[Number One]

ooo how did I miss this thread?! :rofl: I loved fart bombs!!! Of course I'm all growed up now and couldn't possibly find this kind of stuff amusing anymore :whistle: ;)

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/funny-pictures-fat-cat-holds-farts.jpg

http://pessimisticidealist.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/funny-pictures-cats-fart-mouth.jpg

http://unclestinky.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/fart-power.jpg

[portokiwi]

:2thumbsup I remember those seads lol. We had them in Porirua. We use to do that at school there too.
It was fun

[Qkchk]

Wattle seeds mate... just get wattle seeds...

Small, black, hard to spot. To set 'em off crack them (they're bloody hard but molar teeth do the job), put a bit of spit on them, let 'em soak for 5 seconds then flick them somewhere hard to get.

I cleared a lot of classrooms while I was at school like that. Bastards of things to find too - the smell just eminates from everywhere - it's hard to track them down...

Did I mention they're free? Find yourself a wattle tree and there will be literally thousabnds of them every where. They look like solid, black kowhai seeds

OMG :gob: I just realised I DID have a deprived childhood! Got any other tricks?

[barty5]

I bought a whole lot last year cant remember was the wharehouse i think although i keep thinking it was the local $2 shop. Real good fun stamp on them sets off chemical reaction then they explode stuff sticks to what ever it touchs and reeeeeeks

[peasea]

Where the hell did you get them?

Maybe time to exact some revenge on one to many dutch ovens...... :shifty:

I have two box boxes of the bloody things. My daughter thought it would be a great gift.

WTF?

[Number One]

I have two box boxes of the bloody things. My daughter thought it would be a great gift.

WTF?
tee hee hee I like your daughter

...did she get you the t'shirt that says

WHO FARTED? to go with it :lol:

[GurlRacer]

Ah hahahah :D Funny!

I remember my science teacher letting us make sulphur solutions and leave them in corridors around the school... one class was having a test and he got in a load of ... well you know :)

[Bren]

When my wife was working at Spreydon Library some of the little brats :mad: set some fart bombs off in the library...I was there at the time and who ended up cleaning up the mess...You guessed right! I could not get the smell off my fingers for days!:sick:

[Oakie]

I need some ideas... :crybaby:

All I can think of is my boss... :gob:

I assume they're just set off by pressure, not lighting? If so, stick one under a toilet seat between one of the rubber support things and the porcelain of the bowl. The implications should be obvious.

For maximum effect you can wait outside the toilet door and at the right time say something appropriate like "aww pooo, who did that! I think something has died up the arse of the guy in the dunny". Say it loud enough for him to hear it and I'll bet he'd rather stay in there with it than show his face.

Ahh, there's nothing as funny as a fart (or a pretend one).

[Number One]

http://members.aol.com/z321go/FartFire.jpg

[Oakie]

http://members.aol.com/z321go/FartFire.jpg

Appears to be double barreled.

[Number One]

Appears to be double barreled.
I think they call that a SPLIT or busted arse :lol:

[CB ARGH]

I must find myself some deadly wattle seeds! :chase: