Do you post on KB while under the influence?

[kiwifruit]

Do you post on KB while under the influence of alcohol? For arguments sake we'll say under the influence = over the legal driving limit.

[mstriumph]

yes i do

but, in mitigation,
firstly i make more sense that way and
SECONDLY what else is a gal to DO when she's too inebriated to take the bike out?? :(

[paturoa]

Where is the option for always?

[Mom]

yes i do

but, in mitigation,
firstly i make more sense that way and
SECONDLY what else is a gal to DO when she's too inebriated to take the bike out?? :(


Where is the option for always?

Thunder stealers! I was looking for the option that says all the time....LOL

[kiwifruit]

Mod, can you add the option "always" to the poll, please :)

[Qkkid]

I used too......... But it used to get me in trouble with Joni :Oops:so i stay off the wines when on KB:crazy:

[SixPackBack]

Oh yeah that takes me back to the heady days of bulk nerve pain [waiting for surgery] and the nightly cocktail of one standard bottle of red after a day of at least 1/2 dozen paradex and 4-5 tramol.
Not that it showed in my posts:o

[Mom]

I used too......... But it used to get me in trouble with Joni :Oops:so i stay off the wines when on KB:crazy:

Shame on you for getting in trouble with Joni :rolleyes:

I have been in trouble with her while posting stone cold sober :lol:

[Pussy]

Once, on my birthday last year. Don't drink much, nowadays

[Pussy]

Oh yeah that takes me back to the heady days of bulk nerve pain [waiting for surgery] and the nightly cocktail of one standard bottle of red after a day of at least 1/2 dozen paradex and 4-5 tramol.
Not that it showed in my posts:o

Yeah, but your posts made more sense then.... :bleh:

[Str8 Jacket]

KB is much more fun when you're over the limit!......:buggerd:

[mstriumph]

Shame on you for getting in trouble with Joni :rolleyes:

I have been in trouble with her while posting stone cold sober :lol:

you, him, me, mother theresa......... it's a club with a fairly broad and eclectic membership :lol:

[Trudes]

Dng it rght nw.

[Str8 Jacket]

Dng it rght nw.

Obviously, there are some people that just shouldnt post whilst over the limit.... :p

[MadDuck]

Not that it showed in my posts:o[/FONT]

Nah never showed :buggerd:

I used to but my speln truns to shot and dont mke cents so dont drunk and key no more

[Mom]

Nah never showed :buggerd:

I used to but my speln truns to shot and dont mke cents so dont drunk and key no more

wish I was as dishiplined ashhh you duckfeatures :hug:

[yod]

i am right now

booker's my beautiful brown buddy

but i ain't exactly stumbling

[Katman]

Do you post on KB while under the influence of alcohol?

You need to ask?????

:msn-wink:

[FJRider]

Is this another biker angel thread ...??? :whistle:

[scracha]

KB is much more fun when you're over the limit!......:buggerd:

They're talking about alcohol silly.

[Mikkel]

Dunno how much it takes to get me above the legal limit - but while a bottle of red wine will keep me away from anything motorised it won't keep me away from the keyboard.

[Flatcap]

Like the drunk driver who drives home at 20kph, I find my prose and grammer is constructed with care whilst drunk.

[Her_C4]

You need to ask?????

:msn-wink:

eggggsackery:Oops:


Like the drunk driver who drives home at 20kph, I find my prose and grammer is constructed with care whilst drunk.

Show doo eye.... I FIND thate i schpend and extroadanery a mount off time being veeeeery veeeery careeefullll wen I am intoxecated....:bash:

Seriously I thought all of us were pissed with crap that is sometimes posted on here ..... he he he

[FJRider]

Dunno how much it takes to get me above the legal limit - but while a bottle of red wine will keep me away from anything motorised it won't keep me away from the keyboard.

A glass of red wine a day is supposed to be good for you... a bottle a day...mmmmm.
There is no legal limit to punch a keyboard...but the "influence" is obvious with some.... <_<:shifty:

[Mikkel]

A glass of red wine a day is supposed to be good for you... a bottle a day...mmmmm.

Bugger, should have paid more attention at the doctor's then :rofl:

I generally try to leave the alcohol alone during the weekdays.

[Toaster]

Them people in white coats with rectal thermometers don't let me drink.

Wankers.

[stify]

sounds like a new social group i need to belong to....or start....pisseded posters unite

[Str8 Jacket]

They're talking about alcohol silly.

:shake: .

[Drew]

There's another way to post?

[AllanB]

slum ORF me brEst hosTS av peeN wist avINg a pew befoURE posTin ere

hick

parrrrrrrrrrrrrttttttttttt

a cou cou cou

[stify]

There's another way to post?

nah.......

[Flatcap]

nah.......

Nah - Yeah

[Drum]

Yoush the best mates I ever hadsh. Ish loves yous all.

C'mon make it a public poll. Let's see who the boozers are.

[Mom]

sounds like a new social group i need to belong to....or start....pisseded posters unite

DO IT! DO IT! I would have said Just Do It, but Nike may have got a bit grumpy as that is their thingamy...:mellow:


:shake: .

MMMMMmmm cute arse chicky :drool:

[Conquiztador]

The next moring when you find posts and threads you cant even remember you have started... and they are brilliant! It's like driving when drunk. I am sure I am brilliant at it, just that I will never know ;)

[Number One]

Only when I'm at work....

[icekiwi]

Only when i'm pissed...

[davereid]

Of course !

I'm grumpy if I'm not pissed by 8 O'Clock.

And I'm just as bad in the evenings.

[DMNTD]

Do you post on KB while under the influence of alcohol?

I mean is there any other way to handle some of the complete drivel? :beer:

[MadDuck]

I mean is there any other way to handle some of the complete drivel?

What makes it worse is that there is just as much DRIVEL during the day when most posters are sober :whistle:

[Number One]

What makes it worse is that there is just as much DRIVEL during the day when most posters are sober :whistle:
Who sezzz we are sober during the day...how I would get through a day at work sober I don't know?!

[Conquiztador]

What makes it worse is that there is just as much DRIVEL during the day when most posters are sober :whistle:

Speak for your self...

[idleidolidyll]

drunk in charge of a computer?

a HANGING offence!

wait till Nationals' big brother shit takes over,

you're on record in the surveillance society

[Number One]

http://www.ianchadwick.com/tequila/images/tequila_poster_03.jpg

[Pussy]

drunk in charge of a computer?

a HANGING offence!

wait till Nationals' big brother shit takes over,

you're on record in the surveillance society

Are you pissed again, Idle?

[idleidolidyll]

almost any friday i'm posting here i'm likely to have had a couple.........or 2222.......single malts

[idleidolidyll]

Are you pissed again, Idle?

is it friday yet?

[Flatcap]

almost any friday i'm posting here i'm likely to have had a couple.........or 2222.......single malts

Super premium fuel of the Capitalist - you should be drinking cider like the rest of the downtrodden proletariat

[Skunk]

Do you post on KB while under the influence of alcohol? For arguments sake we'll say under the influence = over the legal driving limit.
No, never.

Fuck it. Spilled my drink.

[stify]

drunk in charge of a computer?

a HANGING offence!

wait till Nationals' big brother shit takes over,

you're on record in the surveillance society

sounds a bit paronoid for a pisseded poster....

[Number One]

sounds a bit paronoid for a pisseded poster....
Indeed - :lol: SPot the STonEr eh :rofl:

[Her_C4]

sounds a bit paronoid for a pisseded poster....

Hmmm or just an ordinary everyday paranoid 'pisseded' poster'.....:wari:

[idleidolidyll]

Super premium fuel of the Capitalist - you should be drinking cider like the rest of the downtrodden proletariat

why is wealthy socialist so hard for people?

george soros says he's a socialist

but yes, i like a nice strongbow

[idleidolidyll]

sounds a bit paronoid for a pisseded poster....

omg!
there's cameras in me lounge, i can see the spiders carting them around..........fuk! there's a microphone on this computer.............wait, i'll look closerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....................shit! is that you looking back at me?

i didn't say i wuz drinkin evry frydae; i just got back from a wee photo shoot
gotta keep my hand in

[stify]

Hmmm or just an ordinary everyday paranoid 'pisseded' poster'.....:wari:

oh he ain't 'ordinary'.....

[stify]

omg!
there's cameras in me lounge, i can see the spiders carting them around..........fuk! there's a microphone on this computer.............wait, i'll look closerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....................shit! is that you looking back at me?

i didn't say i wuz drinkin evry frydae; i just got back from a wee photo shoot
gotta keep my hand in

nah dude not me lookin at you...dats your tv set

[Her_C4]

oh he ain't 'ordinary'.....

In whose mind?:gob:

[idleidolidyll]

oh he ain't 'ordinary'.....

listen to this man.........he knows me

everything stify says is true, cross my heart

[Maha]

Do you think I was sober when I came up with this??......:eek:

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=61228

[idleidolidyll]

Yoush the best mates I ever hadsh.

that just reminded me of an alexi sayle track

"you're all right mate, you're the bestest friend i ever ad, you're me mate mate"

[stify]

listen to this man.........he knows me

everything stify says is true, cross my heart



i knows wot i knows.....you on te other hand....has a tv watchin you

[Ixion]

Drunk with sight of power
We loose wild tongues that hold not Thee in awe
Such boasting as the Gentiles use
Or less breeds, without the law.

[Trudes]

come 'ere come 'ere, go away, didn't you kill my brother?

[Drum]

Allo John, got a new motor?

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[Maha]

I keep tropical fish, in my underpants....

[Pussy]

He's an Avon representative...

[stify]

In whose mind?:gob:

ride with te fucker....then you see wot i mean

[idleidolidyll]

come 'ere come 'ere, go away, didn't you kill my brother?

that's the one, i've got the 12" single somewhere.

[Deano]

Boose is the answer.


Doe sanyone remeber the question.?

[Maha]

that's the one, i've got the 12" single somewhere.

Let me guess...but you dont use it as a rule???

[Number One]

Boose is the answer.


Doe sanyone remeber the question.?
YUP how good are Margaritas!!! TEQUILA! :lol:

[idleidolidyll]

ride with te fucker....then you see wot i mean

you sayin i'm crazy stify?

it's peas and chips for me

remember my old 640? my 690 comes next week


yeeeeeeehaaaah!

[MadDuck]

Doe sanyone remeber the question.?

Their were a qwestion?

[stify]

you sayin i'm crazy stify?

it's peas and chips for me

remember my old 640? my 690 comes next week


yeeeeeeehaaaah!

see you te outside then......weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Flatcap]

You have to be always drunk. That's all there is to it--it's the
only way. So as not to feel the horrible burden of time that breaks
your back and bends you to the earth, you have to be continually
drunk.
But on what? Wine, poetry or virtue, as you wish. But be
drunk.
And if sometimes, on the steps of a palace or the green grass of
a ditch, in the mournful solitude of your room, you wake again,
drunkenness already diminishing or gone, ask the wind, the wave,
the star, the bird, the clock, everything that is flying, everything
that is groaning, everything that is rolling, everything that is
singing, everything that is speaking. . .ask what time it is and
wind, wave, star, bird, clock will answer you:"It is time to be
drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of time, be drunk, be
continually drunk! On wine, on poetry or on virtue as you wish."

[idleidolidyll]

see you te outside then......weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

outside, inside.........over the top

any passing line that works is the best one :bleh:

[stify]

outside, inside.........over the top

any passing line that works is the best one :bleh:

:clap::clap: see you is crazy....

[Ixion]

... So as not to be the martyred slaves of time, be drunk, be
continually drunk! On wine, on poetry or on virtue as you wish."

Could I revive within me
her symphony and song.
To such a deep delight 'twould win me,
that with music loud and long,
I would build that dome in air!
That sunny dome! Those caves of ice!
and all who heard should see them there!
and all should cry, Beware! Beware!
his flashing eyes! his floating hair!
Weave a circle round him thrice,
and close your eyes with holy dread!
for he on honey-dew hath fed,
and drunk the milk of Paradise.

[idleidolidyll]

:clap::clap: see you is crazy....

can't wait, it's always a buzz getting a new bike

140kg ready to race with over 60hp's

pity i'm over 90kgs eh?!

[Ocean1]

and drunk the milk of Paradise.

Musta been some trip eh?

[stify]

can't wait, it's always a buzz getting a new bike

140kg ready to race with over 60hp's

pity i'm over 90kgs eh?!


drink more:yes: eat less :yes:....pisseded posters unite....tis second/third/forth bestest weight loss program around....

[puddytat]

Damn, I should've readed before I voted,
didnt realize that being "under the influence",implied only alcohol....:whistle:

[stify]

Damn, I should've readed before I voted,
didnt realize that being "under the influence",implied only alcohol....:whistle:

opps....your bad

[MadDuck]

I keep tropical fish, in my underpants....

Why???????

[Ixion]

Musta been some trip eh?

Purely medicinal. Toothache. He claimed.

[Maha]

Why???????


I get a kick out of it when I feed em'.....:whistle:

[kiwifruit]

you're all a bunch of pissed cunts

[stify]

you're all a bunch of pissed cunts

tanks al...dats the sweetest ting i been told today

[Her_C4]

you're all a bunch of pissed cunts

ekuse me - butt 1 does note cuntstatute a bunch...:girlfight: Me myself and I believe that ... oh :buggerd:

[FJRider]

I keep tropical fish, in my underpants....

Nothing else worth talking about in there ????? :whistle:

[PrincessBandit]

No, never - Katman does enough for both himself and his sis. Besides I can sound enough like an idiot without adding being ratfaced to the mix. Now a verbal interaction while in same said state is another matter altogether....

[Big Dave]

I luuuuuuuhve you maaaaaaaaaaatttte

[Ixion]

But in your case i tis not intoxication, but oxygen shortage, due to the extreme elevation

[FJRider]

almost any friday i'm posting here i'm likely to have had a couple.........or 2222.......single malts

Save time... drink DOUBLE malts...

[blue eyed savage]

i been drinking right now. if i was sober i would be riding but im not so i just look on the internet about them

[Bren]

11pm on afriday....what do u think! '
'
pissed as a neut!

[Bren]

almost any friday i'm posting here i'm likely to have had a couple.........or 2222.......single malts
Shit man...all I can afford at the moment is that blended crap...a nice single 18YO would be sweet!



I keep tropical fish, in my underpants....
Nice to know brother...nice! Remind me to keep clear of Maha



YUP how good are Margaritas!!! TEQUILA! :lol:
Sure we could share a few of them frozen concoctions once I get up norf!...maybe at a specific housewarming???


You have to be always drunk. That's all there is to it--it's the
only way. So as not to feel the horrible burden of time that breaks
your back and bends you to the earth, you have to be continually
drunk.
But on what? Wine, poetry or virtue, as you wish. But be
drunk.
And if sometimes, on the steps of a palace or the green grass of
a ditch, in the mournful solitude of your room, you wake again,
drunkenness already diminishing or gone, ask the wind, the wave,
the star, the bird, the clock, everything that is flying, everything
that is groaning, everything that is rolling, everything that is
singing, everything that is speaking. . .ask what time it is and
wind, wave, star, bird, clock will answer you:"It is time to be
drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of time, be drunk, be
continually drunk! On wine, on poetry or on virtue as you wish."
Ya lost me after the first senyince!


you're all a bunch of pissed cunts
You are jus jealous!

[westie]

Way more fun with juice

[fire eyes]

:bleh: Never under the influence .. I don't drink (anymore)

[jrandom]

I've given up drinking. It interferes with my training (http://www.cyclechallenge.com/). I was in bed by 9:00pm last night, sleeping the fine, untroubled sleep of the righteously sober.

Watching you pissed cunts posting shit to the internets saddens me, truly it does. Over-indulgence, in fact, any indulgence at all, is not good for you. You know that, don't you?

:nono:

[kiwifruit]

I've given up drinking. It interferes with my training (http://www.cyclechallenge.com/). I was in bed by 9:00pm last night, sleeping the fine, untroubled sleep of the righteously sober.

Watching you pissed cunts posting shit to the internets saddens me, truly it does. Over-indulgence, in fact, any indulgence at all, is not good for you. You know that, don't you?

:nono:

born again

[SixPackBack]

born again

Government enforced fitness.

[Big Dave]

born again

Spudchucker would say 'slow learner'.

[jrandom]

born again

Amen, brother. I have seen the light.

[Conquiztador]

Yes, why don't you all stop drinking, go to church and become very upstanding citicens. As the best always die young there would be so much more fun in the world after that for the rest of us. ;)

[fire eyes]

Yes, why don't you all stop drinking, go to church and become very upstanding citicens. As the best always die young there would be so much more fun in the world after that for the rest of us. ;)


:shit: I tried to go to church once .. but the priest in the confession box made a formal complaint against me ... apparently I am beyond redemption :weep:

I didnt know there was no touching allowed :innocent:

[BIHB@0610]

I used too......... But it used to get me in trouble with Joni :Oops:so i stay off the wines when on KB:crazy:


Shame on you for getting in trouble with Joni :rolleyes:

I have been in trouble with her while posting stone cold sober :lol:


What did you have to do to get in trouble with Joni? Oooh and did she spank you ......?? :drool: :love:

[BIHB@0610]

Over-indulgence, in fact, any indulgence at all, is not good for you. You know that, don't you?

:nono:


Everything in moderation ..... including moderation .... ;)

[driftn]

Where is the doing it right now option?

[jrandom]

Everything in moderation ..... including moderation .... ;)

Good lord, it's past my bedtime.

[Mikkel]

Everything in moderation ..... including moderation .... ;)

Sounds like you've read Lost Horizons - or at least picked up on a quote from it :)
Good book - warmly recommended. A literary classic from James Hilton.

[kiwifruit]

Good lord, it's past my bedtime.

Quit your jibba jabba fool!
If i catch you acting like a crazy fool again you gonna meet my friend PAIN!!

[jrandom]

Quit your jibba jabba fool!
If i catch you acting like a crazy fool again you gonna meet my friend PAIN!!

Samuel Sanchez says:

"Oi! You! No!"

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[Trudes]

Hey Kiwifruit, you must be getting close to the highest tag score by now? Or do we need to try a little harder?

[kiwifruit]

Hey Kiwifruit, you must be getting close to the highest tag score by now? Or do we need to try a little harder?

I'm not sure what you mean, nor do i want any trouble

[Trudes]

I'm not sure what you mean, nor do i want any trouble

"Trouble trouble trouble, I'll give you trouble"

[Shadows]

I'm not under the affluence of inkahol.

I haven't had a cunt all night, drinkstable.

[Lissa]

Maybe once or twice I have been sloshed on KB, back in my younger more daring days, but that was cause it was a slow nights on KB and it seemed to make it more entertaining! :beer:

[NC]

Iii thINK! thaaat. It shuld be manDAHtoriii..


*skulls*

Buuuurpah..

[brendonjw]

Someone :rolleyes: (love ya hun) gave me the nickname Fish on chat, so ummm i might indulge in a few and post :apint:

[fire eyes]

Someone :rolleyes: (love ya hun) gave me the nickname Fish on chat, so ummm i might indulge in a few and post :apint:


blip blip bliop bloop bloooop blip blip :drinknsin