Interpreter Nominees

[Maha]

With the pending Mentor Nominations abound, it got me thinking that we (the non mentors) may be in need of some interpretation of what is said to us by the elected Mentors...This thread is where you can place your nominated interpreter/s.

We could also need Nominees to interpret the interpretation of any Nominated interpreter, Nominations for this catagory are aslo welcome.

Naturally, all nominees must be able to interpose their interpretation of any Mentors interpretation given to any biker on any given day.

The Interpreter's job will be to translate or decode what has been said by a Mentor to a 'nooooooooobeeeeee' whos is not at all comfortable asking at the time.

IE: ''Best you weight the pegs at this point''......:confused:

New person to motorcycling takes a mental note and can feel at ease asking an Interpreter at this point.


First Nomination is......SPB.....(Auckland/Northland) :2thumbsup

[enigma51]

With the pending Mentor Nominations abound, it got me thinking that we (the non mentors) may be in need of some interpretation of what is said to us by the elected Mentors...This thread is where you can place your nominated interpreter/s.

We could also need Nominees to interpret the interpretation of any Nominated interpreter, Nominations for this catagory are aslo welcome.

Naturally, all nominees must be able to interpose their interpretation of any Mentors interpretation given to any biker on any given day.

The Interpreter's job will be to translate or decode what has been said by a Mentor to a 'nooooooooobeeeeee' whos is not at all comfortable asking at the time.

IE: ''Best you weight the pegs at this point''......:confused:

New person to motorcycling takes a mental note and can feel at ease asking an Interpreter at this point.

First Nomination is......SPB.....:2thumbsup


SPB has my vote

[Colapop]

I'd like to nominate DMNTD. The more that is consumed means that no-one can understand anyone and it doesn't matter...

[Maha]

I'd like to nominate DMNTD. The more that is consumed means that no-one can understand anyone and it doesn't matter...

Sorry, current mentor nominees cant be voted in. Please try again later...:niceone:

[avgas]

i vote for Google - that bastard knows everything

[Swoop]

Are selected non-nomination nominations going to be PD'd for being anti-nominationistic?

[MadDuck]

First Nomination is......SPB.....:2thumbsup

But but but...SPB can only interpret using words with one syllable. For that reason the interpretation may be lost on certain new entrants to the motorcycle fraternity.

[Maha]

Are selected non-nomination nominations going to be PD'd for being anti-nominationistic?

Probably, would have to get SPB's thoughts (interpretation) on that!


But but but...SPB can only interpret using words with one syllable. For that reason the interpretation may be lost on certain new entrants to the motorcycle fraternity.

Which is why I have suggested a sub-interpreter....see below.

We could also need Nominees to interpret the interpretation of any Nominated interpreter

[avgas]

Self fulfilling prophecies - if you mention PD, you visualize PD.
People please look where you would like to crash.

[Maha]

Yes Katman would have been an excellent nominee for interpreter.
But alas, he no longer meets the criteria as he has been nominated for a Mentor roll. (or was that a foward roll?)
His interpretaion of anything anyone says is, well, to say the least, valuable??

In any case, to slot in where Katman would have fitted in, I now nominate...

Kornholio (BOP/Waikato)

[ManDownUnder]

How bout a "Mentor speak" compiler? Someone that takes the nearly legible and puts it into the stratosphere of the very few where the Intellectual Property contained therein is most safely stored, and only intelligible to those most deserving?

Hitcher, Ixion and JRandom come to mind.

And if controversy and doublespeak is wanted - III

[ManDownUnder]

Oh - and me mentor translator nomination... gotta be Shaun

Short words, no BS... probably provide some corrections along the way...

[Maha]

Oh - and me mentor translator nomination... gotta be Shaun

Short words, no BS... probably provide some corrections along the way...


Indeed......

Shaun Harris......(King Country/Taranaki)

[ManDownUnder]

Indeed......

Shaun Harris......(King Country/Taranaki)

Stop arse licking... or at least get good at it... (and a little more to the left - want me to wash next time?)

[Maha]

Stop arse licking... or at least get good at it... (and a little more to the left - want me to wash next time?)

MDU..........(Keumu/Waitoki?) :eek:

You should be able to manage that??

[ManDownUnder]

You should be able to manage that??

Look - it feels great - but really I think I should wash...

[Maha]

Look - it feels great - but really I think I should wash...

Please keep this On Topic MDU......
No room for dirty little arse talk on here..:oi-grr:
This is J and H after all not LOA....

But yes, wash it. :blip:

[Mom]

MDU..........(Keumu/Waitoki?) :eek:

You should be able to manage that??

Favouritism! You're getting special treatment as an incentive :yes: I call foul!


Look - it feels great - but really I think I should wash...


For goodness sake wash...foul I say, foul!

[ManDownUnder]

For goodness sake wash...foul I say, foul!

'scuse me - this is a private affair...