Salesperson wanted!!

[Crasherfromwayback]

Ok people,

We have an opening in our sales department due to one leaving.

Garry (the owner) would prefer you be late 20's to mid 30's.

It's a great place to work with some cool perks. Shit, I've been here for 15 years so it must be good!

Come on...you know you want to sell motorcycles for a living!!

Pete

[portokiwi]

:weep: Wifes looking for a Job but we live in Auckland.

[Trudes]

hmmmmmm tempting, I could do with a break from nannying, pity I'm pretty clueless, I know a lot about the things I know about and bugger all about the things I don't!! Is it in the bike sales dept. or gear and parts?

[Bend-it]

OOooooohhH!!! I just handed in my signed contract at Telstraclear!!

[Fatjim]

:weep: Wifes looking for a Job but we live in Auckland.

Sorry, Crasher forgot to say no old chicks may apply

[portokiwi]

Fat Jim you tosser. She is not in her mid 30s.... I am the old bugger in this family. i like my lady young:wari:
Man her latino fire she would give you smack in the head.

[portokiwi]

Hang on she was born in 73 she is 35 ohhh crap I might have to trade her in:confused:

[Griffin]

Would the pay be in the region of $60k and what other advantages does the position offer?

[Crasherfromwayback]

Would the pay be in the region of $60k and what other advantages does the position offer?

Give me a call if you want.

8010-725 DDI

Pete

[Maha]

hmmmmmm tempting, I could do with a break from nannying, pity I'm pretty clueless, I know a lot about the things I know about and bugger all about the things I don't!! Is it in the bike sales dept. or gear and parts?

All you to do is make customers coffee and bat ya eye lids...:innocent:


Fat Jim you tosser. She is not in her mid 30s.... I am the old bugger in this family. i like my lady young:wari:
Man her latino fire she would give you smack in the head.

She has other talents....I have seen and tasted her work...:woohoo:


Hang on she was born in 73 she is 35 ohhh crap I might have to trade her in:confused:


Will ya take a 600 Yamaha?... ok I will throw in a tank of gas...:rockon:

[Crasherfromwayback]

All you to do is make customers coffee and bat ya eye lids...:innocent:


Sometimes you've gotta do A LOT more than that!:love:

[Hitcher]

Ruled out on the basis of age. Bugger. I thought there were laws about that sort of thing?

I guess it's nothing a ride on a Busa wouldn't fix...

[yod]

OOooooohhH!!! I just handed in my signed contract at Telstraclear!!

poor bugger

you shoulda got there before telstra came along and fucked it up

[portokiwi]

Moms Yamaha. She will kill you when she reads this;)
Yes she has been out of work for the last 2 months. She quit her job....
great job...... Great people to work with...... just a prat of a team leader.
She was doing her team leaders job for her (Admin) as she keept stuffing it up.
So I told her to leave. She wasnt getting the team leaders pay to fix her team leaders mistakes.

[Superweetard]

Tell The Big Fella I'm coming home and want my old office back.....and a car park .... and Squeeky leaves us all alone

[Big Dave]

Tell The Big Fella I'm coming home and want my old office back.....and a car park .... and Squeeky leaves us all alone

Try it and I'll nail your feet to the floor.

[Coyote]

I'm almost 20...

All my bosses have paid me minimum wage or less, not like I'd be expecting much. And look at my post count, I can talk about bikes.

[98tls]

I'm almost 20...

All my bosses have paid me minimum wage or less, not like I'd be expecting much. And look at my post count, I can talk about bikes. Get in there mate,ive sold both bikes and cars for a living and enjoyed every minute of it whilst earning some damn good money,golden rule....assume nothing about anyone.

[Coyote]

Get in there mate,ive sold both bikes and cars for a living and enjoyed every minute of it whilst earning some damn good money,golden rule....assume nothing about anyone.
I'd have to cut my hair though wouldn't I? Err...

[98tls]

I'd have to cut my hair though wouldn't I? Err... lol probably mate yea,funny you say that as my first job selling anything was for cable-price toyota in Wellington,when i was told i had the job i was also told to get a hair cut.I started on $250 a week and $200 a car,end of my first year i was earning $40000 plus the use of a car,great money 18 odd years ago.

[Coyote]

lol probably mate yea,funny you say that as my first job selling anything was for cable-price toyota in Wellington,when i was told i had the job i was also told to get a hair cut.I started on $250 a week and $200 a car,end of my first year i was earning $40000 plus the use of a car,great money 18 odd years ago.
Gosh, that's a fair bit extra on top of weekly wages for selling a car. No wonder the car yard dudes are so keen to pounce on you.

I've sent Crash a PM. I'm a bit young and I'm still at Weltec for the next month and a half doing my refinishing course, but it's worth a shot.

If store discount exists it'd certainly help with my lack of bike situation...

[98tls]

Gosh, that's a fair bit extra on top of weekly wages for selling a car. No wonder the car yard dudes are so keen to pounce on you.

I've sent Crash a PM. I'm a bit young and I'm still at Weltec for the next month and a half doing my refinishing course, but it's worth a shot.

If store discount exists it'd certainly help with my lack of bike situation... Thats just it really,if you get established somewhere that has good product then all that pouncing on people is a no no,its all about people and if you can get on with people then generally you have a head start,people will deal with someone they like......in many cases its that simple,not all but many.As i said earlier assume nothing about anyone,ive sold cars to people who looked like they didnt have 2 bucks between them and away they go and came back with $27000 in cash,annoying at the time as i didnt have the combo to the safe and had to call the sales manager,was supposed to be at the pub for a shout<_<

[Trudes]

Well apparently I wouldn't need to pounce, all I'd have to do is wiggle my boobs...... you guys are so rude man! I've sold shit before I'll have you know! :lol:

[98tls]

Well apparently I wouldn't need to pounce, all I'd have to do is wiggle my boobs...... you guys are so rude man! I've sold shit before I'll have you know! :lol: Bit of a difference between someone shellin out $70 for a shag and $20 odd thou for a bike Trudes.............:buggerd:Not to mention when buying a bike your generally sober.

[Trudes]

Bit of a difference between someone shellin out $70 for a shag and $20 odd thou for a bike Trudes.............:buggerd:Not to mention when buying a bike your generally sober.

OMG!!! That's not very nice, I was talking vehicles not arse you filthy man (besides, not sure what kinda chicks you normally pay for, but I'm sure $70 sounds pretty cheap!)

[98tls]

OMG!!! That's not very nice, I was talking vehicles not arse you filthy man. :shit:Arse......ok then $120.

[Coyote]

Thats just it really,if you get established somewhere that has good product then all that pouncing on people is a no no,its all about people and if you can get on with people then generally you have a head start,people will deal with someone they like....
I found the guys at TSS do a good job of being friendly. Almost too good. I've left there with a sense of loyalty toward the shop and if I'm to buy a dealer bike it should be through them. :blink:

[Fatjim]

OOooooohhH!!! I just handed in my signed contract at Telstraclear!!

You poor poor bastard.

[Kiwi Graham]

Ok I'll do it.

I want $120k a year and a company penthouse in the city, a new bike of my choice every quarter and 6 weeks A/L a year.

cant belive you'll pass up an offer like that :lol:

[mnkyboy]

bah...

what I want to do....not where I want to do it

Cant move to welly atm. Damn housing market.....that and a wife:hug:

[Crasherfromwayback]

Tell The Big Fella I'm coming home and want my old office back.....and a car park .... and Squeeky leaves us all alone

Done.

Your old office has been demolished.

No problem.

BIG problem.


Try it and I'll nail your feet to the floor.

Mate...you can't be that desperate for mates!


Gosh, that's a fair bit extra on top of weekly wages for selling a car. No wonder the car yard dudes are so keen to pounce on you.

I've sent Crash a PM. I'm a bit young and I'm still at Weltec for the next month and a half doing my refinishing course, but it's worth a shot.

If store discount exists it'd certainly help with my lack of bike situation...

Attitude is more important than age mate...ring me...you never know.

By the way...we get everything at cost price at WMCC.


Well apparently I wouldn't need to pounce, all I'd have to do is wiggle my boobs...... you guys are so rude man! I've sold shit before I'll have you know! :lol:

Boobies.

[roadracingoldfart]

So the Gorilla needs a new Monkey huh !!!

Whats the package Pete ?

[Mom]

Hang on she was born in 73 she is 35 ohhh crap I might have to trade her in:confused:

She is a keeper mate :yes: Mind you, get her selling bikes and but no one will be able to say no!


Will ya take a 600 Yamaha?... ok I will throw in a tank of gas...:rockon:

Ahem! I believe that I might not want to part with my blue lovely just yet...sheesh


Sometimes you've gotta do A LOT more than that!:love:

Employ Mrs portokiwi :yes: Stunningly good looking, with sexy accent, you wont keep stock on the floor and at least that way Maha will not trade my lovely in for her :dodge:

[Big Dave]

Mate...you can't be that desperate for mates!
.

He still works cheap.

[Crasherfromwayback]

He still works cheap.

Jeeez, you of all people should know you only get what you pay for!

[Crasherfromwayback]

So the Gorilla needs a new Monkey huh !!!

Whats the package Pete ?

Six days a week of pure slavery. The money's quite good if you are. You don't need to own a road bike anymore. The odd overseas trip!

[Conquiztador]

Six days a week of pure slavery. The money's quite good if you are. You don't need to own a road bike anymore. The odd overseas trip!

And what bike do U get to take home?

[Crasherfromwayback]

And what bike do U get to take home?

Anything I feel like riding!

[ynot slow]

Commute from Palmy?

[Tony.OK]

If only I was a year younger.................and single:oi-grr:

[Drew]

Bit of a bugger that Lynda hates me, and I think I burnt my bridges with the G man too.

Hope ya find someone cool Bro, but on the other hand, the better they are, the more sales they'll make.

[Crasherfromwayback]

Bit of a bugger that Lynda hates me, and I think I burnt my bridges with the G man too.

Hope ya find someone cool Bro, but on the other hand, the better they are, the more sales they'll make.

Lynda has nothing to do with it mate don't worry. If you want to come and have a word to Gaz...I'll set it up for you.

Pete

[Big Dave]

Commute from Palmy?

Is like time travel.