NO RESPECT for wee bike riders

[Number One]

I am currently practising my license test passing skills on a cute wee vtr250...thanks again to RantyDave for the loaner.

Anyway being back on a wee bike has reminded me about how much I love and take for granted the power of my big(ish) bike.

This has given me a different take on what it is like to be on a wee bike than what I had before I rode big bikes.

The big thing is that YOU GET NO RESPECT. Three examples of this just on my way home tonight...

Firstly - TO all my fellow big bike riders out there...just because your bike is bigger that doesn't mean you are always A; a better rider OR B;faster - than those on little bikes.

Sitting at lights today old man (ok that's just what I'm calling him cos he annoyed me) on big arse bike filters to the front and puts himself out in front of me while looking down at me like prrrft. OK then I thought - whatever you got the meat to beat me grandpa. SO off we go...him riding like if he broke 40 it would kill him...me in behind getting bored just about falling asleep. SO as we approached the twisty way home, and I had determined he intended on going the same way :bash:, I thought bugger this and decided to pass him...didn't see him in my mirrors again :laugh:

Secondly - when on a small bike you have way more car drivers seeming to 'not see you' and trying to push you off the road! You know what I mean...assuming that beacause you are so small that you must surely NOT need the whole lane to yourself, so they come right up beside you :shit: MOFOS! Then when you ride in the middle of the lane to keep them behind you get people coming across on you from the inside lanes as if you aren't even there.

Thirdly - normally when I pass young kids on the side of the road they do the all hail greeting and look with great appreciation and admiration at my bike as I pass by. Today a little punk ran out AT me - had something in his hand and tried to throw it at me..I managed to squeeze a little more juice out of the bike (sorry rev limiter) and used my obstacle avoidance technique to get round him just before flipping the little shit the bird! :argh: Pity I didn't kick him as I went past...oh well at least I didn't bin I guess

SO I am very very very much looking forward to passing my full license on Friday so I can get back on my BIG GIRL bike and enjoy that growly sound and lovely torquey bally grunt that I love so much....I do miss my mojo!

AND to all the wee bike riders out there I promise to not be a wanker like the dude on the big whale bike and the losers in cars....You have a right to be on the road and I know for a fact that MANY of you will be faster than me too.

Keep cool people and ride safe :Punk:

[R6_kid]

You're obviously doing something wrong, I never had those problems on my 250's. Do you look funny or something?

[Number One]

You're obviously doing something wrong, I never had those problems on my 250's. Do you look funny or something?
Thanks for your input..btw never had trouble on any of my other 250s...maybe it is a HONDA thing :shutup:

[007XX]

Thanks for your input..btw never had trouble on any of my other 250s...maybe it is a HONDA thing :shutup:

:Oi: Do i need to come down and show you how a true Honda rider feels about such vile comment? No, I shall not lower myself...:oi-grr:

Eh, seriously though...i've never had any of the above issues...There must be another craze of Wellie madness :lol:

[Big Dave]

Yeah - I find it when I ride a scooter.
You get dissed by dude's on two-fiddys.

The world is full of morons.
Amuses me when the Safety Nazis want to save them.

[Number One]

:Oi: Do i need to come down and show you how a true Honda rider feels about such vile comment? No, I shall not lower myself...:oi-grr:

Eh, seriously though...i've never had any of the above issues...There must be another craze of Wellie madness :lol:
OOO go on go on go on...would be great to have you come down and give me a piece of what for :lol: beat me whop me but don't sell me master :yes:

HAHAHa actually I think the Honda thing is a myth. I had my own fair share of hondas cool they were too!

Maybe it was just a day for it here today? I hadn't had this trouble earlier in the week on the same machine....

[R6_kid]

HAHAHa actually I think the Honda thing is a myth. I had my own fair share of hondas cool they were too!

It's different if you're a girl. How many straight guys have a gay friend that takes them shopping? Not many, if any.

[007XX]

OOO go on go on go on...would be great to have you come down and give me a piece of what for :lol: beat me whop me but don't sell me master :yes:

HAHAHa actually I think the Honda thing is a myth. I had my own fair share of hondas cool they were too!

Maybe it was just a day for it here today? I hadn't had this trouble earlier in the week on the same machine....

:love: Oh, you do say the sweetest promises...

Honda Schmnonda...fact is, they are some of the most reliable machines there is out there. But I have noticed an increase in the wankerriders acting ups over the last couple of days: Full moon perhaps?


It's different if you're a girl. How many straight guys have a gay friend that takes them shopping? Not many, if any.

Many more than you probably think...they just don't talk about it.

[BiK3RChiK]

Hey, Number One, you rock that full test right on out of there! :headbang: Just like I did my restricted today... btw, does your exemption not cover the big bike?

[Number One]

Nope just gives me the right to sit my full test once before I am technically eligible to. If I don't pass then the 6months to wait gets reset - should be sweet though.

[imdying]

Never had any trouble on the RGV... and you think that'd be worse given that it ring a ding dings and blows smoke :laugh:

Seriously though, I ride it like a big bike as far as lane ownership goes, and I eyeball (well as much as a dark visor lets you) any beyatch that looks like they're going to give trouble.

[FJRider]

Thanks for your input..btw never had trouble on any of my other 250s...maybe it is a HONDA thing :shutup:

I never had problems on a YAMAHA... must be a honda thing....:innocent:
Dont let the dicks on bike's give ya grief... then they've won. You don't strike me as a loser... :rockon:

[Trudes]

meh, HTFU ya midget!!!! :lol:

[Phurrball]

Hmmm - ya do get a hint of that.

I seem to have more 'incidents' relating to other traffic on the days when I'm on our VTR250.

Then, my previous Firestorm and current (yellow) VFR800 are LOUDER

[DMNTD]

LOL...yeah I get the same thing when commuting to work on my wee Yamaha Jog :wait:
Hell it has been an eye opening experience as to what it's really like riding on a wee thang.
I get some condescending looks from other bikers and cars just think it's fine to drive into my lane despite the fact that I ride in the middle of it.
Oh well...several car drivers have had some treatment and doubt they would do it again and I just crack up at the idiot wanker riders attempting to look down on me...if only they knew what was in my garage :laugh:

[martybabe]

Might be something in it, I got all kinds o shit when I used the brides moped. Coincidentally,even had some yoof throw a snowball at me.

Now granted I must have looked a bit like a sack of potatoes on a skate board but I don't take kindly to being used as target practice for pimple boys. :nono: Not funny.

He promised he'd never do it again, so I pulled his head out of the snow drift, It's only fair I suppose.:rolleyes:

[Trudes]

Maybe because not too many big hairy scary gang members ride about on VTR 250s or scooters.... Maybe you should start wearing your gang patches when you're riding the 250 #1.

[FJRider]

Maybe because not too many big hairy scary gang members ride about on VTR 250s or scooters.... Maybe you should start wearing your gang patches when you're riding the 250 #1.

or wear your... You don't scare me, I have kid's T-shirt...:innocent:

[Number One]

Never had any trouble on the RGV... and you think that'd be worse given that it ring a ding dings and blows smoke :laugh

Yeah the VTR is like silent...I thought it had stalled at the lights the other day it was SO quiet :shutup:


Dont let the dicks on bike's give ya grief... then they've won.

No grief accepted...I didn't waste any time carving his arse up and leaving him in my dust after all :innocent:


Maybe you should start wearing your gang patches when you're riding the 250 #1.

NOT a bad idea :shifty: Hmmm now to design one - must resist urge to make large patch of cute man bottoms :shutup:

[CookMySock]

YOU GET NO RESPECT. Yep, there is certainly no substitute for the noisy fuck-off crackle from a big(ish) vtwin. Yum.

:Oi: Outta my way!! :devil2:

Steve

[Number One]

Yep, there is certainly no substitute for the noisy fuck-off crackle from a big(ish) vtwin. Yum.

:Oi: Outta my way!! :devil2:

Steve
Mine sounds better than yours neh neh neh neh neh neh :rofl:

[CookMySock]

Mine sounds better than yours neh neh neh neh neh neh :rofl:pffft, it probably IS better than mine. Anyways, its daddy loves it, and thats all that matters. :crybaby:

Steve

[nodrog]

How many straight guys have a gay friend that takes them shopping? Not many, if any.

ive seen you and noel at the shops bro

[mattian]

I am trying to figure out exactly what "grandpa" on the big bike did wrong.....?
You say that he filtered to the front. Like we all do..... and, he looked at you funny?? then moved away too slowly from the lights for your liking?..... crikey, sounds like a typical cage drivers attitude to me

[Motig]

So you must have had a shitty day No 1. You were fine before today and now its everybody else's fault. Dont worry tomorrow will be better(or worse):(

[Gareth51]

[QUOTE=.

Sitting at lights today old man (ok that's just what I'm calling him cos he annoyed me) on big arse bike filters to the front and puts himself out in front of me while looking down at me like prrrft. OK then I thought -

PECKING ORDER......c/o mother nature

sorry girl

[AndyOnTheFlyingBrick]

I never had problems on my 250. The thing is that I see a lot of people on smaller bikes tend to not take the stronger road position! i.e off to one side etc...so people will bully them to one side and try to pass etc....

[sinfull]

Full moon perhaps?

Howlever can ya tell ! Was a bad moon risin this month, jeeeesus !

if only they knew what was in my garage :laugh: Come pick me up thursday week !!!



He promised he'd never do it again, so I pulled his head out of the snow drift, It's only fair I suppose.:rolleyes:
fair ? Fair ? hope it was yellow snow !


PECKING ORDER......c/o mother nature

sorry girl Will you please stop saying sorry to them 2fity riders man !!!!!!!!

[gijoe1313]

Shucks sweetpea, when I's rides ma liddle biddy ol'A100 "Pippi" I get the oddest reactions, I like to make life surreal for cagers around moi!

I likes to bounce up and down behinds them and the bedspring shocks makes an "eek eek" sound very audibly. I love watching the drivers try and work out where that noise is coming from and if'n its their vehicles :devil2:

Mind you, once I swapped to my red ninja camos of comedic and double head take value, its all gravy! :yeah:

Sorry to hear about your escapades, but feels good to get it off'n yor chest n'all like! :niceone:

[FJRider]

Yep, there is certainly no substitute for the noisy fuck-off crackle from a big(ish) vtwin. Yum.

:Oi: Outta my way!! :devil2:

Steve

Or the muted rumble, of a big four...:rockon:

[sinfull]

Or the muted rumble, of a big four...:rockon:

Or the looks in the mirror as a troublesome triple trips on through 4 they realise ya there !

[Number One]

:lol: clearly I use my venting language a little too harshly for some delicate souls round this place :rolleyes: FTR I'm not as wound up and pissed off with the world as that post may come across to some of you.

It's a bit of a purge is all...in the good the old days they called it a bitch or a tale..in the PC world of today they are considered frightful and people leap about and ask you to behave :laugh:

Yeah, it was a tiring and shitty day today. Followed by an uninspiring but not uneventful ride home to my palace where I can relax, and poke fun at the world, and the interweb is 'just something I use for entertainment and release, somewhere where I can play'.

In life grandpa is no doubt a lovely young svelt hot man and was actually being friendly and giving me a :blip: look :rofl: but because I was knee height he looked like mean darth vader coming to get me..anyway blah blah blah...I don't care really, I made a few comments about a few situations in my day today and it made me think and I had a laugh in the process too and some people identified with it and clearly have experienced it and experienced peeps too.

To the nervous nellies out there frightful of me having a bitch HTFU. I'm just me. However notice also that my post was a celebration of the fact that I have a gorgeous bike that I love in the garage and as of Friday I will be in a position to play on it freely and I really really really look forward to that. And just for the record I actually have been riding long enough to hold my own on the road and I do undestand the technical art of road position :rolleyes: Be mindful about letting your assumptions guide you about anyone on here - you never have the full picture on KB...fark imagine if you did :eek: That would put me right off :rofl:

:done:

[The Pastor]

you're an idiot.

[The Pastor]

I am currently practising my license test passing skills on a cute wee vtr250...thanks again to RantyDave for the loaner.

Anyway being back on a wee bike has reminded me about how much I love and take for granted the power of my big(ish) bike.

This has given me a different take on what it is like to be on a wee bike than what I had before I rode big bikes.

The big thing is that YOU GET NO RESPECT. Three examples of this just on my way home tonight...

Firstly - TO all my fellow big bike riders out there...just because your bike is bigger that doesn't mean you are always A; a better rider OR B;faster - than those on little bikes.

Sitting at lights today old man (ok that's just what I'm calling him cos he annoyed me) on big arse bike filters to the front and puts himself out in front of me while looking down at me like prrrft. OK then I thought - whatever you got the meat to beat me grandpa. SO off we go...him riding like if he broke 40 it would kill him...me in behind getting bored just about falling asleep. SO as we approached the twisty way home, and I had determined he intended on going the same way :bash:, I thought bugger this and decided to pass him...didn't see him in my mirrors again :laugh:

Secondly - when on a small bike you have way more car drivers seeming to 'not see you' and trying to push you off the road! You know what I mean...assuming that beacause you are so small that you must surely NOT need the whole lane to yourself, so they come right up beside you :shit: MOFOS! Then when you ride in the middle of the lane to keep them behind you get people coming across on you from the inside lanes as if you aren't even there.

Thirdly - normally when I pass young kids on the side of the road they do the all hail greeting and look with great appreciation and admiration at my bike as I pass by. Today a little punk ran out AT me - had something in his hand and tried to throw it at me..I managed to squeeze a little more juice out of the bike (sorry rev limiter) and used my obstacle avoidance technique to get round him just before flipping the little shit the bird! :argh: Pity I didn't kick him as I went past...oh well at least I didn't bin I guess

SO I am very very very much looking forward to passing my full license on Friday so I can get back on my BIG GIRL bike and enjoy that growly sound and lovely torquey bally grunt that I love so much....I do miss my mojo!

AND to all the wee bike riders out there I promise to not be a wanker like the dude on the big whale bike and the losers in cars....You have a right to be on the road and I know for a fact that MANY of you will be faster than me too.

Keep cool people and ride safe :Punk:
you're an idiot!

[The Pastor]

I am currently practising my license test passing skills on a cute wee vtr250...thanks again to RantyDave for the loaner.

Anyway being back on a wee bike has reminded me about how much I love and take for granted the power of my big(ish) bike.

This has given me a different take on what it is like to be on a wee bike than what I had before I rode big bikes.

The big thing is that YOU GET NO RESPECT. Three examples of this just on my way home tonight...

Firstly - TO all my fellow big bike riders out there...just because your bike is bigger that doesn't mean you are always A; a better rider OR B;faster - than those on little bikes.

Sitting at lights today old man (ok that's just what I'm calling him cos he annoyed me) on big arse bike filters to the front and puts himself out in front of me while looking down at me like prrrft. OK then I thought - whatever you got the meat to beat me grandpa. SO off we go...him riding like if he broke 40 it would kill him...me in behind getting bored just about falling asleep. SO as we approached the twisty way home, and I had determined he intended on going the same way :bash:, I thought bugger this and decided to pass him...didn't see him in my mirrors again :laugh:

Secondly - when on a small bike you have way more car drivers seeming to 'not see you' and trying to push you off the road! You know what I mean...assuming that beacause you are so small that you must surely NOT need the whole lane to yourself, so they come right up beside you :shit: MOFOS! Then when you ride in the middle of the lane to keep them behind you get people coming across on you from the inside lanes as if you aren't even there.

Thirdly - normally when I pass young kids on the side of the road they do the all hail greeting and look with great appreciation and admiration at my bike as I pass by. Today a little punk ran out AT me - had something in his hand and tried to throw it at me..I managed to squeeze a little more juice out of the bike (sorry rev limiter) and used my obstacle avoidance technique to get round him just before flipping the little shit the bird! :argh: Pity I didn't kick him as I went past...oh well at least I didn't bin I guess

Keep cool people and ride safe :Punk:
you're an idiot!

[Number One]

you're an idiot!
You're a "cock"! Or is it "cock whose also a nervous nelly"? Oh no you must be "humourless tosspot"?

Oh yeah and thanks :laugh: I'm out and I'm proud :niceone:

[CHOPPA]

Its all about how cool your helmet is! haha seriously if i see someone on a scooter with an arai helmet, respect! If i see someone on a $40k Ducati 1098 with a shitty helmet not so much... true story!

[The Pastor]

You're a "cock"! Or is it "cock whose also a nervous nelly"? Oh no you must be "humourless tosspot"?

Oh yeah and thanks :laugh: I'm out and I'm proud :niceone:
im just saying, you think the world actually cares what bike you ride? and just becasue you're on 250 everyone is agaisnt you?

Newsflash, its all in your head crazy old woman!

[Big Dave]

im just saying, you think the world actually cares what bike you ride? and just becasue you're on 250 everyone is agaisnt you?



How would you fuckin' know!!?!?!?!? :-P

The difference between riding around on a full noise Harley or Triumph to a two fiddy is immense.

In terms of how many people change lanes or pull out in front of you or drive too close.

It's why I will NEVER wear a fluro vest. Any mutha-fukker-fear-factor is entirely gone.

[McJim]

LOL...yeah I get the same thing when commuting to work on my wee Yamaha Jog :wait:
Hell it has been an eye opening experience as to what it's really like riding on a wee thang.
I get some condescending looks from other bikers and cars just think it's fine to drive into my lane despite the fact that I ride in the middle of it.
Oh well...several car drivers have had some treatment and doubt they would do it again and I just crack up at the idiot wanker riders attempting to look down on me...if only they knew what was in my garage :laugh:

Is this what I have got to look forward to? I just bought a 50 to get me to work and save the Italian bike for weekends.

[The Pastor]

How would you fuckin' know!!?!?!?!? :-P

The difference between riding around on a full noise Harley or Triumph to a two fiddy is immense.

In terms of how many people change lanes or pull out in front of you or drive too close.

It's why I will NEVER wear a fluro vest. Any mutha-fukker-fear-factor is entirely gone.
I have never ridden a 250 or a big nosiey bike at all aye.

pillock.

[McJim]

I have never ridden a 250 or a big nosiey bike at all aye.

pillock.

Wow! You've taken someone's advice on board. I see you have decided to sign your posts 'Pillock' one small step for a pillock, one giant leap for RM.

Good on ya bro' well done.:rofl:

[Big Dave]

I have never ridden a 250 or a big nosiey bike at all aye.


See.

:woohoo:

[mazz1972]

I've ridden round Wellytown heaps, only had one problem.

I have far more issues in the cage with twat drivers making mysteriously fucked up moves, than I ever experience on my bike. Believe it or not, people still manage not to see a Toymota Surf. Even when lights are flashing, drivers finger is waving and horn is honking, they still are "apparently oblivious" to said vehicle - yeah right.

Maybe people see me because I'm not quite stick thin (a bit hard to miss really), hold my spot on the road when on my 250, and wear my fluoro vest - yeah baby! (Well sometimes, usually only at night).

Maybe it was just one of "those" days?!

[CookMySock]

Nah #1 is right though, noisy threatening bike + tinted visor + nasty-looking threads + nasty-bright headlight = NO PROBLEMS !

Steve

[Number One]

im just saying, you think the world actually cares what bike you ride? and just becasue you're on 250 everyone is agaisnt you?

You really are a pillock. Time to get the clearasil out young man. Did you even read my post where I told people like you to not take themselves or what they read on KB too seriously? I don't think the world thinks anything about me...infact I don't really care too much what people think of me based on their assumptions from how I "post" on here. You'd do well to remember that some of us actually live our full and real and important lives offline :rolleyes:


The difference between riding around on a full noise Harley or Triumph to a two fiddy is immense.

In terms of how many people change lanes or pull out in front of you or drive too close.

Well said that man :niceone: The two bros on my twin cuts a path at splitting time...(hell I've actually had people in the fast lane on the motorway pull over into the left to let me by, and that wasn't because I was hooning and suddenly screamed up behind them either...people hear it from a mile off and look for the sound then they spy my big yellow eyes.


I have never ridden a 250 or a big nosiey bike at all aye.

I'm not going to address your weird spelling but if you have ridden a big bike for a good while across a range of situations and then done the same on a quiet little bike you'd get it. It's ok one day you'll grow up :laugh:


noisy threatening bike + tinted visor + nasty-looking threads + nasty-bright headlight = NO PROBLEMS !

Exactly...oooo only one more sleep now :Punk:

[James Deuce]

The first time I ran over a sub-250cc bike and rider for not riding on the shoulder I felt a twinge of guilt.

Now I get MSTRS to make me up kill decals to slap on the driver's door.

250 riders are all greasy herberts anyway.

[Pwalo]

You guys take yourselves far too seriously.

[Number One]

The first time I ran over a sub-250cc bike and rider for not riding on the shoulder I felt a twinge of guilt.

Now I get MSTRS to make me up kill decals to slap on the driver's door.

250 riders are all greasy herberts anyway.
:rofl: maybe they are :laugh: Speaking of I must shower some time

[007XX]

Yep, there is certainly no substitute for the noisy fuck-off crackle from a big(ish) vtwin. Yum.

:Oi: Outta my way!! :devil2:

Steve

Oh absolutely...my little VTR having aftermarket twin carbon exhausts, the Vtwin gets a real chance to breathe and gives her a whole different aspect from "just a little 250"....she barks and gets plenty of respect for it.

I reckon that Honda should make that exhaust system standard on the VTR 250s....they'd get even more sales, cos it just makes her sound sooooooooo horny :love: :drool:

[CookMySock]

Oh absolutely...my little VTR having aftermarket twin carbon exhausts, the Vtwin gets a real chance to breathe and gives her a whole different aspect from "just a little 250"....she barks and gets plenty of respect for it.hehe, my learner son saw/heard a bike like his with the same exhausts, and his eyes flew open wide.. The sound from them was quite shocking!

Steve

[007XX]

hehe, my learner son saw/heard a bike like his with the same exhausts, and his eyes flew open wide.. The sound from them was quite shocking!

Steve

I do admit to a very shameless tinge of pride everytime I ride in a group with other VTR 250 owners who don't know me...it's interesting watching them first noticing my bike, then realising what she is, and then seeing the wash of green colour spreading over their faces as they hear her purr and then roar as I open the throttle! :clap:

She is quite unique and that is why I'm quite happy not upgrading for quite some time. I'll make a few cosmetic changes, but that's about it for a few years.

[sinfull]

There is no sound that matches this one flying past !!

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[Badjelly]

AND to all the wee bike riders out there I promise to not be a wanker like the dude on the big whale bike and the losers in cars....You have a right to be on the road and I know for a fact that MANY of you will be faster than me too.

You say that now, but ...

[Oakie]

I never had problems on my 250. The thing is that I see a lot of people on smaller bikes tend to not take the stronger road position! i.e off to one side etc...so people will bully them to one side and try to pass etc....

FFS! Riding to work this morning taking my usual strong position about a metre to the left of the centre lane when blow me down ... some prick passed me on the left! I was too stunned to even react (externally at least).

[martybabe]

[QUOTE=007XX;1734342]I do admit to a very shameless tinge of pride everytime I ride in a group with other VTR 250 owners who don't know me...it's interesting watching them first noticing my bike, then realising what she is, and then seeing the wash of green colour spreading over their faces as they hear her purr and then roar as I open the throttle! :clap:

QUOTE]

Does it sound like one of these?



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[Badjelly]

FFS! Riding to work this morning taking my usual strong position about a metre to the left of the centre lane when blow me down ... some prick passed me on the left!

He was lane splitting.

[Big Dave]

Beauty of an open face helmet - lane spitting.

[Gwinch]

Oh absolutely...my little VTR having aftermarket twin carbon exhausts, the Vtwin gets a real chance to breathe and gives her a whole different aspect from "just a little 250"....she barks and gets plenty of respect for it.

I reckon that Honda should make that exhaust system standard on the VTR 250s....they'd get even more sales, cos it just makes her sound sooooooooo horny :love: :drool:

Amen to that, you've caught me having a wee gander at your bike too. I just got a pair of Scorpions for my VTR1000. They make my bike sound very sexual indeed. ;)

[marioc]

You have yellow eyes? wow

[Maha]

Firstly - TO all my fellow big bike riders out there...just because your bike is bigger that doesn't mean you are always A; a better rider OR B;faster - than those on little bikes.



You are absolutely right, I have a very big one :whistle: and there no A's or B's about it.
This line is from Desiderata....

'If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain and bitter; for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself'

I love that line and it goes so well with everything in life, no matter what you do!
I will carry on biking with the absolute knowledge knowing that I do not have to prove myself to anybody (except myself naturally) and im easily pleased...:rolleyes:

Lesson over, as you were...:niceone:

[Big Dave]

Good - now get that little shitbox out of my way.

[007XX]

Amen to that, you've caught me having a wee gander at your bike too.

Just shows you are a man of good tastes...nothing wrong with that!:D


I just got a pair of Scorpions for my VTR1000. They make my bike sound very sexual indeed. ;)

Ooooooohhh...most excellent mate! I bet she sounds a heck of a lot better now.

[madbikeboy]

FFS! Riding to work this morning taking my usual strong position about a metre to the left of the centre lane when blow me down ... some prick passed me on the left! I was too stunned to even react (externally at least).

Ride faster and carry your shotgun strapped to your back. That's my philosophy now...

[Number One]

I passed...no more wee bikes for me :sunny: :bleh: and I have decided that given that fact I can be as big a wanker as I see fit to :lol: :rolleyes:

oooooooo yeah I'm legal baby!!!!!

[Pussy]

Good on you, S!! :sunny:
We all knew you'd have NO trouble :woohoo:

[Badjelly]

AND to all the wee bike riders out there I promise to not be a wanker like the dude on the big whale bike and the losers in cars....You have a right to be on the road and I know for a fact that MANY of you will be faster than me too.


I passed...no more wee bikes for me :sunny: :bleh: and I have decided that given that fact I can be as big a wanker as I see fit to :lol: :rolleyes:

Didn't take long.

Edit: Oh, and congratulations!

[Number One]

Didn't take long.
Meh - I'm a woman...it's my job to be fickle ;)

[James Deuce]

Nice job! Don't forget to shout.

[Gassit Girl]

I passed...
oooooooo yeah I'm legal baby!!!!!

Congratulations, Sherie! :sunny:

[mattian]

Can you buy a "big" bike without having your full licence? I know that when I bought my 2fiddy, they had to sight my licence before they would sign off on the ownership papers. I would assume that it must be the same for a big bike.......... isnt it?

[Number One]

Can you buy a "big" bike without having your full licence? I know that when I bought my 2fiddy, they had to sight my licence before they would sign off on the ownership papers. I would assume that it must be the same for a big bike.......... isnt it?
If you are buying from a shop you probably still need to have the license sighted

[mattian]

ah ok.... so, you brought your bike from someone who didnt mind that you didn't have a bike licence?....hehe :laugh:

[Trudes]

She does have a license, just wasn't a full one.... that would be her choice and decision as she would be the one wearing the consequences of the decision.

[FJRider]

I passed...no more wee bikes for me :sunny: :bleh: and I have decided that given that fact I can be as big a wanker as I see fit to :lol: :rolleyes:

Well done passing...knew ya would...:2thumbsup:2thumbsup

leave the wanking for the ably qualified experts...you know who "they" are...:whistle:

[Number One]

ah ok.... so, you brought your bike from someone who didnt mind that you didn't have a bike licence?....hehe :laugh:

$$$ talks ;) well that and I had been riding a lot longer and had more experience than the 'correctly licensed' sellar


Well done passing...knew ya would...:2thumbsup:2thumbsup

leave the wanking for the ably qualified experts...you know who "they" are...:whistle:

:lol: indeed I do know who "they" are :laugh: Thank you sir :sunny:


She does have a license, just wasn't a full one.... that would be her choice and decision as she would be the one wearing the consequences of the decision.

That's right :niceone: AND now I is all good :sunny: :innocent:

[FJRider]

That's right :niceone: AND now I is all good :sunny: :innocent:

but don't forget how to be bad...:innocent:

[Number One]

but don't forget how to be bad...:innocent:
:laugh: NEVER!!! That is hard wired for sure :blip:

[Number One]

In fact....this thread is missing something slightly naughty

...it is MY thread afterall! :bleh:

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/picture.php?albumid=87&pictureid=6775

[sinfull]

In fact....this thread is missing something slightly naughty

...it is MY thread afterall! http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/picture.php?albumid=87&pictureid=]
Night baby !

[FJRider]

In fact....this thread is missing something slightly naughty

...it is MY thread afterall! :bleh:



A bit of "live" sex ...maybe...:drool:

[Number One]

Night baby !
:rofl: :lol: :lol:

Stop it ewe :shifty: :laugh:

[Number One]

A bit of "live" sex ...maybe...:drool:
Poor mouse getting done by a gerbil is it? Really getting into it too ain't he :lol:

Bow chicka wow wow

[madbikeboy]

Congrats on getting your full. But, like illicit relations, it's more fun when there is somehting a little wrong with what you're doing... Is the thrill going to be gone now you're legal??? :bye:

[Number One]

Is the thrill going to be gone now you're legal??? :bye:
Hell no! Never!!! And thanks :sunny:

[madbikeboy]

As for the perfect woman, I keep asking, but she's too smart to say yes to a numpty like me... :)

[davebullet]

Speaking of respect, I haven't been out for too many rides, but was taking the back way from Whitby to Johnsonville, and I got a nod of respect :niceone: (well - I think it was) from a fellow biker on a large sports bike heading north. and I am only on a 250.

I tried to return the favour... but being a learner (you know - too slow and all that).

I think it comes down to how mean you look to non-bikers, or how "try hard" you look to other bikers. I mean, a black helmet and one badly dilated pupil and blood shot eyes might help my case :devil2:

Dave.

[klingon]

I was test-riding scooters today and got carved up constantly. There's no doubt about it - people react differently to you if you're on a little bike and/or one perceived to be 'weaker' than them. (The scoots weren't 50cc by the way and I was both keeping pace with the traffic and holding my place on the road.)