View Full Version : K-9 vs Totalspan dog
Kickaha
29th September 2008, 08:13
I personally think K-9 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K-9_(Doctor_Who)#Fictional_character_biography) would kick the Totalspan dogs arse but apparently there are some misguided people who think not
Sure Totalspan dog is a bit more doglike, he's a bit more flexible and has more fluent english and is more of a showman which makes him a bit more likeable to certain segments of society (probably latte drinking Jaffas)
I don't think he has the intelligence of K-9 (http://nz.youtube.com/watch?v=WSoC1VUdavE) and he certainly doesn't have the combat experience of any of the K-9 units that have accommpanied the Doctor or his companions and he doesn't have a laser in his nose :ar15:
Totalspan dog is just a puppet for marketing, K-9 would laser his arse until his head fell off
imdying
29th September 2008, 08:30
If in case, like me, you have no freakin idea what Kick is on about, this (http://www.bootleg.co.nz/dog.php) is the TotalSpan dog.
I ticked the last option (even if 1 clearly is correct).
fatzx10r
29th September 2008, 08:38
yep i went the last option to :jerry:
Kickaha
29th September 2008, 10:21
I ticked the last option (even if 1 clearly is correct).
yep i went the last option to :jerry:
Just what are you two trying to imply?:whistle:
oh yeah it has been suggested Totalspan dog has the following strengths
Good looks, charm, personality, flair - that can carry him far. People will be so dazzled by his charm (including K9) that he can manipulate what he wants out of people... K9 will think he has found a mate, then he will be crushed... don't let that smile fool you, its his strategic plan, to make you think he is beatable - you will never see him coming
Fuck him, K-9 would slice him up for breakfast
Oakie
29th September 2008, 10:30
K-9 by a mile. He's had a solid grounding fighting aliens and the like. That TotalSpan dog is just a spoilt pretty boy and has only ever done TV adverts. He lacks fighting experience. He'll have his arse kicked!
Dave-
29th September 2008, 10:52
i loathe the total span dog, mostly for the tune and the ridiculous face that women made at the end of the original advert, right when the dog goes "TOOOOTAL SPAN CAN" that womens face is all pretending to laugh but not.
it's pretty irrational I know, but...so what?...pfft..fuck you...fuckin robotic dog.
d'you know in animation robotics is seen as a cheap scape way of making something popular with as little effort or skill as possible?
modeling, texturing and animation of robotics is very very easy, boxy, grey, and have flat animation curves.
not to be confused with blueskys stunning movie robots, which actually breathed life into robotics, or to a greater extent the new wall-e which takes it to the next level of character.
wall-e > totalspan dog.
PirateJafa
29th September 2008, 13:23
not to be confused with blueskys stunning movie robots, which actually breathed life into robotics, or to a greater extent the new wall-e which takes it to the next level of character.
wall-e > totalspan dog.
Wall-E just looks like a rip-off of the pure goodness that was Short Circuit.
Number 5 would fuck up any other robot out there to be honest. With the possible exception of Threepio. I never trusted him. Him and his bumbling, "I'm so harmless" persona. Oooooh you think he's friendly now, but you just wait. We'll see the TRUTH!
enigma51
29th September 2008, 13:25
I see a shitty chines movie coming our way!
Colapop
29th September 2008, 15:02
Doesn't the Totalspan dog do "Queer eye for the Straight Dog"? Like all the other posers in the gym - all show and no substance. K9 could wipe the floor with TS Dog
NighthawkNZ
29th September 2008, 15:19
Does the the Totalspan mutt have a laser bean nose and radar ears, infared eyes and a IQ of agizzillion
martybabe
29th September 2008, 16:43
I wasn't sure at first, the total span dog is new to me but on studying form, I found this little episode from K9's past. Princess leia kicking K9's ass, So I guess Totalspan dog would win. :confused:
Kickaha
29th September 2008, 17:45
the total span dog is new to me but on studying form, I found this little episode from K9's past. Princess leia kicking K9's ass :confused:
Nah they were doing a porno together
martybabe
29th September 2008, 17:49
Nah they were doing a porno together
mmmm, now ya mention it, she does seem to be enjoying it a little too much, perhaps K9 is on spin cycle. There's a clever dog. :laugh:
Buddha#81
29th September 2008, 18:42
Fark man you need to get out more.
Forest
29th September 2008, 21:08
Despite all the advanced technology, it would appear that K-9 has a secret nemesis ...
Stairs
Kickaha
29th September 2008, 22:02
Despite all the advanced technology, it would appear that K-9 has a secret nemesis ... Stairs
You need to keep up, by the time K-9 Mk IV came about he could teleport why would he need to take the stairs?
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