Where will it all end?

[Hitcher]

http://www.stuff.co.nz/4716949a19716.html

Goodness me. This is almost too much for a former Eltham lad to take.

[Tank]

Should be encouraged for fit, hot chicks.


Discouraged for ugly ones.


Illegal for blokes.

[Skyryder]

WHERE WILL IT END? Usually in a bed with legs:love: spreadeagled. :shit:


Skyryder

[MisterD]

...cold sores for all!

[Big Dave]

Never before have I counted myself in the June Dally Watkins School.

Proper alpha male to alpha male greeting requires a quiet moment somewhere to bend your wedding ring back into shape.

[Hitcher]

Elton John? On the lips? Gahh!

[Hitcher]

Proper alpha male to alpha male greeting requires a quiet moment somewhere to bend your wedding ring back into shape.

What hand do you wear said ring on?

[Big Dave]

What hand do you wear said ring on?

Ah Good point - Both. Consequence of weight loss - new bling.

[jrandom]

Elton John? On the lips? Gahh!

As the price for getting to snog Lily Allen?

<img src="http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/11/27/lily_allen_narrowweb__300x357,0.jpg"/>

I'd have to think about it...

[007XX]

Eeeewww...It was bad enough having to have to suffer the customary french greeting when I was living in that environment...

So happy now all I got to do is a firm handshake at the worst! What's with people wanting to share personal space anyway?

[Hitcher]

As the price for getting to snog Lily Allen?

I'd have to think about it...

She looks like one of those "women" one is assailed with in Bangkok. Call me old fashioned...

[Tank]

As the price for getting to snog Lily Allen?


I'd have to think about it...

I'd tap it.

[jrandom]

She looks like one of those "women" one is assailed with in Bangkok.

Only in that photograph. Put her name through Google Images for a more well-rounded (and I use that phrase intentionally) perspective.

[vifferman]

Eeeewww...It was bad enough having to have to suffer the customary french greeting when I was living in that environment...
Kiss on each cheek?
I dunno - I rather enjoyed the customary Brabants greeting/farewell when I was in Yurp: 3 kisses and a hug.
Except for that (female) cousin of my mother-in-law who was decided bristly. :confused::blink::eek5:

[Pussy]

I'd tap it.

Oh shit, here we go again....

[merv]

Eeeewww...It was bad enough having to have to suffer the customary french greeting when I was living in that environment...

So happy now all I got to do is a firm handshake at the worst! What's with people wanting to share personal space anyway?

Try the Maori environment - in my previous life I had to hongi up to 500 or more in a morning sometimes and the women always do it with a kiss as well, whether they are good looking or not. So I'm used to being huggy and kissy whether or not Col is around and so far I'm still alive. As for firm handshakes, how firm? There's the old grab you and crush you types unless you get in first - typical behaviour at union/management meetings in my previous previous life.

The KBers that have shared my personal space I've had no worries with at all and I enjoyed your company when we met huh!

[jrandom]

KBers that have shared my personal space I've had no worries with at all and I enjoyed your company when we met huh!

I don't think I've ever met anyone who'd have issues with sharing 007XX's personal space.

*leer*

[MSTRS]

Kiss on each cheek?
I dunno - I rather enjoyed the customary Brabants greeting/farewell when I was in Yurp: 3 kisses and a hug.
Except for that (female) cousin of my mother-in-law who was decided bristly. :confused::blink::eek5:

Bangkok is NOT in Europe.

[Hitcher]

Bangkok is NOT in Europe.

It's not an instruction either. But it is ironic.

[MSTRS]

It's not an instruction either.

You've led a sheltered existence, haven't you?

[Shadows]

As the price for getting to snog Lily Allen?


I'd have to think about it...




I think I'd pass on that one.

[fire eyes]

I don't descriminate! I am more than happy to watch hetrosexual men lip kiss each other! :2thumbsup:hug::msn-wink::bleh:

[Quailboy]

What the flip!

Next thing people will be having intercourse in the street just as a friendly hello.

I will then be herpes of the genitalia type, not just the old coldsore.

[Donor]

Elton John? On the lips? Gahh!

Hmmm...

...clearly a troll post folks, note the lack of the trademark "Thud"™ accompanying the "Gahh!"™ portion.

[Usarka]

Kissin on the lips is for steers and queers. Theres nuttin wrongs with the good ol' west texas hillbilly howdy doody butt-fuck. Yeeehaaa.

[Usarka]

Only in that photograph. Put her name through Google Images for a more well-rounded (and I use that phrase intentionally) perspective.

Like this! Cleared to land using runway 69'er over unger. Unger Done.

possibly NWS if your boss is a complete arse but it'd be pushing it.

http://www.celebslap.com/wp-content/photos/Lily_Allen_see_thru_1.jpg

[RantyDave]

http://www.stuff.co.nz/4716949a19716.html
Oh, god, no. Hell no. What the f.... No. Just no.

The air kiss "mwah" thing was good because it meant that shallow women could advertise themselves as such at first greeting. Men can hug, but only after working together as a team to save a baby from a burning tower. Even then a quiet "nice, mate" and a pint later on is more appropriate.

Please, dear god, don't let this catch on here.

Dave

[The Pastor]

most of the world kiss as a greeting or farewell.

nothing new.

[Blossom]

most of the world kiss as a greeting or farewell.

nothing new.

Its blardy well new round here I can assure you. What you lot at the university get up to is between you lot :crazy: but I will be continuing to maintain my personal space thank. you. very. much.

Urgh... just thinking about the local meter reader or postie introducing themselves takes on a whole new meaning...

[puddy]

most of the world kiss as a greeting or farewell.

nothing new.
Oh you're so well rounded/well adjusted/comfortable with your sexuality.............I'd like to see how comfortable you'd be if you turned up for a big KB ride (you know the one..................60-80 riders, only 6 chicks), and then you get kissed on the LIPS by DMNTD, BIGBOSSMAN, (and a heap of other guys names that start with BIG), Barbender, Leong, idleidolidyll, carver, Crazy Steve, owner, Gremlin, boomer, Gwinch, Zapf, xgnr, beyond, oldguy, Qkkid, and ME (I think you get the picture)! Because when that happens to me, I'm going to give up motorcycling and take up something less GAY like flower arranging, hairdressing, cross stitching.......

[Usarka]

Oh you're so well rounded/well adjusted/comfortable with your sexuality.............I'd like to see how comfortable you'd be if you turned up for a big KB ride (you know the one..................60-80 riders, only 6 chicks), and then you get kissed on the LIPS by DMNTD, BIGBOSSMAN, (and a heap of other guys names that start with BIG), Barbender, Leong, idleidolidyll, carver, Crazy Steve, owner, Gremlin, boomer, Gwinch, Zapf, xgnr, beyond, oldguy, Qkkid, and ME (I think you get the picture)! Because when that happens to me, I'm going to give up motorcycling and take up something less GAY like flower arranging, hairdressing, cross stitching.......

That's why i stopped going to kb rides.....

[The Pastor]

Oh you're so well rounded/well adjusted/comfortable with your sexuality.............I'd like to see how comfortable you'd be if you turned up for a big KB ride (you know the one..................60-80 riders, only 6 chicks), and then you get kissed on the LIPS by DMNTD, BIGBOSSMAN, (and a heap of other guys names that start with BIG), Barbender, Leong, idleidolidyll, carver, Crazy Steve, owner, Gremlin, boomer, Gwinch, Zapf, xgnr, beyond, oldguy, Qkkid, and ME (I think you get the picture)! Because when that happens to me, I'm going to give up motorcycling and take up something less GAY like flower arranging, hairdressing, cross stitching.......
hey!

you went complaining last night babe

[Grub]

Never before have I counted myself in the June Dally Watkins School..

Now not many people know who or what June Dally Watkins is

[idb]

Oh you're so well rounded/well adjusted/comfortable with your sexuality.............I'd like to see how comfortable you'd be if you turned up for a big KB ride (you know the one..................60-80 riders, only 6 chicks), and then you get kissed on the LIPS by DMNTD, BIGBOSSMAN, (and a heap of other guys names that start with BIG), Barbender, Leong, idleidolidyll, carver, Crazy Steve, owner, Gremlin, boomer, Gwinch, Zapf, xgnr, beyond, oldguy, Qkkid, and ME (I think you get the picture)! Because when that happens to me, I'm going to give up motorcycling and take up something less GAY like flower arranging, hairdressing, cross stitching.......

You Norf Island bikers shore have your own way of doing things...

[Hitcher]

Now not many people know who or what June Dally Watkins is

She is or used to be a mate of Maysie Barstool-Cushion.

[puddy]

You Norf Island bikers shore have your own way of doing things...

Yeah, don't worry, Mcjim has told me that he felt much safer walking drunk anywhere in south auckland at 2am than he did at lunchtime anywhere down there!