Names and shit

[Maha]

There are a few names on here that, when I see them, I read a different name....:confused

Case 1...dwnundabkr.....I read as Dawn Breaker when I see it...
Case 2... fLaThEaD FreD....I read as Father Ted when I see it...
Case 3... crazybigal..........I read as crazy bi gal...
Case 4... Brian d'marge.....I read as Brain Damage...

There will be more, but the first two get me everytime.

[FJRider]

Maha....Martha...???

[Maha]

Maha....Martha...???

Possibly........:baby:

[Number One]

I always thought it was MISTRESS not MYSTERIOUS when I read MSTRS.

SO what is it supposed to be...is he Tarts Mistress or is he just a Cagey bugger? :lol:

[alanzs]

HoW Du Yuo sPel disLExEEa? :yes:

[FJRider]

duno... spall chick aff..

[Cajun]

Case 1...dwnundabkr.....I read as Dawn Breaker when I see it...


he is my cousin but always read it as downunderbiker

[Drew]

There was a girl, way back when KB was small and better, a girls name was BMADAITY. I got, be mad...and couldn't figure out the rest, turned out to be... Buy Me A Drink And I'll Tell Ya.

Too much for my feeble mind.

[Mom]

I always thought it was MISTRESS not MYSTERIOUS when I read MSTRS.

SO what is it supposed to be...is he Tarts Mistress or is he just a Cagey bugger? :lol:

He is plain dodgey :yes:

I used to call him Misters when I saw his name, but I have it on real good authority is is actually said Mistress :blip: Like I said, dodgey :lol:

[FJRider]

The real dodgy ones keep changing their names...mmmmmmmm...??

[Mom]

There was a girl, way back when KB was small and better, a girls name was BMADAITY. I got, be mad...and couldn't figure out the rest, turned out to be... Buy Me A Drink And I'll Tell Ya.

Too much for my feeble mind.

Bet you cant guess what my name means :sunny:

[Daffyd]

HoW Du Yuo sPel disLExEEa? :yes:

Dyslexics of the world, UNTIE!

[Monamie]

I always thought it was MISTRESS not MYSTERIOUS when I read MSTRS.

SO what is it supposed to be...is he Tarts Mistress or is he just a Cagey bugger? :lol:
I always read it as Masters not Mistress....maybe a gender thing:gob: :Oops:

[Number One]

I always read it as Masters not Mistress....maybe a gender thing:gob: :Oops:
mmmmmmm Grrrowwwwiiill. Master - now that is dead sexy :blip: :lol:

[jrandom]

Too much for my feeble mind.

But what does your KB name mean?

[kiwifruit]

wybmadiity, but i read wobble madly

jrandom, but i read JRandom

[slofox]

MSTRS definitely says Mistress to me........

Downunderbiker I got from day 1.....

Not too many other ambiguities for me.......

[Pussy]

Dyslexics of the world, UNTIE!

DNA.... National dyslexic association

[Maha]

crazybigal..........I read as crazy bi gal.....:Oops:

[Maha]

Maha....Martha...???

When I frist joined up KB...Col (Colapop as he was known then) would see my name and think Mahia....cos he was from up datta way...:yes:

[Hitcher]

Over the years there have been several members who should have checked the spelling of their forum name before hitting the submit button. Sadder still are those members who name themselves after their bikes, particularly 250 riders, who then have to reinvent themselves once they've traded up...

[JATZ]

crazybigal..........I read as crazy bi gal.....:Oops:
Always been crazy-big-al to me
......but I'm still strugling with "ambiguities" reaching for the dictionary now

[Maha]

Over the years there have been several members who should have checked the spelling of their forum name before hitting the submit button. Sadder still are those members who name themselves after their bikes, particularly 250 riders, who then have to reinvent themselves once they've traded up...


Yes....and I used to be a Man!...but droped that meaningless Man thing....:crybaby:

[98tls]

Over the years there have been several members who should have checked the spelling of their forum name before hitting the submit button. Sadder still are those members who name themselves after their bikes, particularly 250 riders, who then have to reinvent themselves once they've traded up... Sadly tis a curse as you say,stuck with an old TLS forever.<_<

[Mom]

wybmadiity, but i read wobble madly

jrandom, but i read JRandom

O does not wobble, least I have never been in a place to see her wobbly bits even if she has them :o

And you are in trouble now, you used CApitals in jrandoms name :pinch:

[Hitcher]

you used CApitals in jrandoms name

And forgot to apostrophise it.

[Waylander]

There was a girl, way back when KB was small and better, a girls name was BMADAITY. I got, be mad...and couldn't figure out the rest, turned out to be... Buy Me A Drink And I'll Tell Ya.

Too much for my feeble mind.

Wybmadiity. And she's still around. Not on here much though but shows up often enough in person.


O does not wobble, least I have never been in a place to see her wobbly bits even if she has them

And you are in trouble now, you used CApitals in jrandoms name
Has been known to waggle though. Particularly her finger at cows and cagers who don't use the slow vehicle lanes.

[Mom]

And forgot to apostrophise it.

bite me... :sunny:

:love: Mom

You poor bugger, cheek back and a North American name to boot.

Apologies to the apostrophy :Oops:

[Blossom]

the current one I am struggling with is blossomsowner... I am sure it reads "blow someone over"... Could be just me I suppose?

;)

[Mom]

the current one I am struggling with is blossomsowner... I am sure it reads "blow someone over"... Could be just me I suppose? ;)

You should look up Skunkcontrol... though I am sure Skunk reads it as Skunkrules :dodge:

[Blossom]

You should look up Skunkcontrol... though I am sure Skunk reads it as Skunkrules :dodge:

really?! Men huh.. weird.

[Maha]

nodrogMe.....now everytime I see that name I really cant see past....rogerMe...:eek5:

[Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)]

I always read it as Masters not Mistress....maybe a gender thing:gob: :Oops:

I read it as Masters too.

[ynot slow]

Bet you cant guess what my name means :sunny:

Mental on meths. :bash: P/T

Mad over Maha:wacko:

Moron on Mars.:rockon:(outside the square but the chocolate fix,not planet).

Mother of Many (on here).:woohoo:

[Highlander]

HoW Du Yuo sPel disLExEEa? :yes:

Did you hear about the Dislexic evil Worshiper?



He sold his soul to Santa :dodge:

[Trudes]

When I frist joined up KB...Col (Colapop as he was known then) would see my name and think Mahia....cos he was from up datta way...:yes:

Ohhh, the Mahia memories....
I don't try and figure out the names I can't read, probably because I only skim read anyway.:confused:

[Maha]

I read it as Masters too.

It means...His bike (the wonton hussy) is his .....Misstress.


Mental on meths. :bash: P/T

Mad over Maha:wacko:

Moron on Mars.:rockon:(outside the square but the chocolate fix,not planet).

Mother of Many (on here).:woohoo:

Some thought gone into those....and could be either one...:eek:


Ohhh, the Mahia memories....
I don't try and figure out the names I can't read, probably because I only skim read anyway.:confused:


Skim reading....mmmmmm never thought of that, must be what I do, quick glance shit!

[Maha]

And theres another one........ynot slow??

Is it ....ya' not slow?
or.......why not slow???

[SixPackBack]

Skimark- prepubescent fucktard

MIZXR and adulf-KKK level 1 racists

Edbear-partially deaf religious psycho

:mellow:

[alanzs]

Dyslexics of the world, UNTIE!

!etinu! etinu! tghir yltcaxe era uoY

:laugh:

[ynot slow]

And theres another one........ynot slow??

Is it ....ya' not slow?
or.......why not slow???

Close YNOT name spelt in reverse,and yep slow,definately not quick yet.So became ynot slow,ynot be fast,ynot enjoy.

[Mom]

Close YNOT name spelt in reverse,and yep slow,definately not quick yet.So became ynot slow,ynot be fast,ynot enjoy.

Tony eh? I can spell my name backwards too...moM :woohoo:

[Maha]

Close YNOT name spelt in reverse,and yep slow,definately not quick yet.So became ynot slow,ynot be fast,ynot enjoy.

Didn't even see that!!........mine is Kram....

[Scorpygirl]

There are a few names on here that, when I see them, I read a different name....:confused

Case 1...dwnundabkr.....I read as Dawn Breaker when I see it...
Case 2... fLaThEaD FreD....I read as Father Ted when I see it...
Case 3... crazybigal..........I read as crazy bi gal...
Case 4... Brian d'marge.....I read as Brain Damage...

There will be more, but the first two get me everytime.

Case 2... fLaThEaD FreD....I read as Father Ted when I see it...
He is neither a Ted nor a Fred. Very dodgy indeed....:shifty:

[ynot slow]

Tony eh? I can spell my name backwards too...moM :woohoo:

Just as well it aint Lana.

My youngest is called Alana,her big sis used to call her Lani when she was 3 or so,said to her just as well it wasn't Lana spell it backwards.

[ynot slow]

Case 2... fLaThEaD FreD....I read as Father Ted when I see it...
:

I took it as flathead fred named after a good old motor.

[Mom]

I took it as flathead fred named after a good old motor.

Lucky it is not Drop dead Fred...LOL My all time fav movie :yes:

As far as Lana goes... how could you name her that...:dodge: Bling is out btw!

[awayatc]

DNA.... National dyslexic association

You believe in Dog..?

at c again......

[Monie]

Bet you cant guess what my name means :sunny:
\is that mom or the one under it...lol now thats funny...


Lucky it is not Drop dead Fred...LOL
our son brandon did what fred did the other week even the dog shit then he blamed fred.. i can now laugh about that ...




Lana goes... how could you name her that...:dodge: Bling is out btw! am pissing me pants lana/anal lololololo

[ynot slow]

Lucky it is not Drop dead Fred...LOL My all time fav movie :yes:

As far as Lana goes... how could you name her that...:dodge: Bling is out btw!

That is why we called her Alana,hehe,told her if we had named her Lana what her name was in reverse,ske clicked and nearly pissed herself.

[Korumba]

Didn't even see that!!........mine is Kram....

Aham is Kram????? I have been away too long and Helen or Neleh has changed the rules ..

[Maha]

Aham is Kram????? I have been away too long and Helen or Neleh has changed the rules ..


I see what you mean....:confused:
Mark is Kram, and yes, Aham is Maha, which is ironic in a way cos my real name (front and back) when spelt backwards sound like 'Ham Sandwich'

PS: Keep the emails coming Brendan....lovin this pics mate.

[idb]

Sadly tis a curse as you say,stuck with an old TLS forever.<_<

...or 98 TLSs...

[Virago]

...Sadder still are those members who name themselves after their bikes...

Pfft. A Virago is a shrill, bad-tempered, nagging old woman. Even if I change my bike I'll keep the name.

[Hitcher]

That is why we called her Alana,hehe,told her if we had named her Lana what her name was in reverse,ske clicked and nearly pissed herself.

One of those specially memorable moments many years ago when Sports Cafe had just started on Sky Sport:

Marc Ellis: "Hey Lana, I've just figured out what your name is spelt backwards."

Lana Coc-Croft: "Get fucked Marc!"

[ynot slow]

One of those specially memorable moments many years ago when Sports Cafe had just started on Sky Sport:

Marc Ellis: "Hey Lana, I've just figured out what your name is spelt backwards."

Lana Coc-Croft: "Get fucked Marc!"

Yep best part was Lana not getting it for a loooong time,then the look of disgust on her face,as good as his "Sweating like a rapist in court" God bless his un pc outlook.And when Ric gave out her cell phone number,thought it was a piss take but obviously not.

[crazybigal]

ha ha im world famous in Kiwibiker!!


Always been crazy-big-al to me
......but I'm still strugling with "ambiguities" reaching for the dictionary now

[ManDownUnder]

Nearly on topic - but BDOTGNZA I always "verbalise" in my head as "Bogtog Nanza" for some reason.

Shame - because I see their role as pivotal to the ongoing wellbeing of English as she ought to be spoke... :killingme

[Maha]

Nearly on topic - but BDOTGNZA I always "verbalise" in my head as "Bogtog Nanza" for some reason.

Shame - because I see their role as pivotal to the ongoing wellbeing of Eglish as she ought to be spoke... :killingme

Funny, I always think of Little Joe when I see that word.....

[yungatart]

It means...His bike (the wonton hussy) is his .....Misstress.


Close! His old bike (GSXR 1100) was his mistress, but the new one is just an out and out slut...hence it is The Wanton Hussy.

Well, I couldn't pillion with Slut written across the tail pod, could I?

[Maha]

Close! His old bike (GSXR 1100) was his mistress, but the new one is just an out and out slut...hence it is The Wanton Hussy.

Well, I couldn't pillion with Slut written across the tail pod, could I?

No you couldn't.....that name already has an owner......:confused:
Yes wanton not wonton.....nothing deep fried and cripy about the 750 is there?....:eek:

[Brooke]

Well all this makes my KB name look boring, I mean who uses their real name these days huh :oi-grr:

[MadDuck]

wellbeing of Eglish

Was going well until then Downunderman

[Matt_TG]

Well all this makes my KB name look boring, I mean who uses their real name these days huh :oi-grr:

Yeah I hear ya there...

[Bass]

Funny, I always think of Little Joe when I see that word.....

Ah, but whose?????

And while I'm here.....

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

Give up??

He lies awake all night wondering "is there a dog?"

[ManDownUnder]

Was going well until then Downunderman

LOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!

Ta... bugger... fixed...

[nodrog]

Bet you cant guess what my name means :sunny:

Mixed Orientation Marriage?


nodrogMe.....now everytime I see that name I really cant see past....rogerMe...:eek5:

wanna root?

[portokiwi]

:Punk::Punk::Punk::Punk::Punk:

[Maha]

:Punk::Punk::Punk::Punk::Punk:


Yes, now when I see portokiwi, I get the mental image of dump box at a concert....:shifty:

[DMNTD]

My brian hurts...:sunny:

[_Gina_]

My brian hurts...:sunny:
Oi! That's my brian TM...
:2guns:

[yod]

wanna root?

damn

why can I never think up classy pick-up lines like that?!

[Maha]

Oi! That's my brian TM...
:2guns:


Now put the prefix 'Vir' in front of your name and it takes on a hole new meaning...:Punk:

[Drew]

Well all this makes my KB name look boring, I mean who uses their real name these days huh :oi-grr:

I changed mine to just that, being introduced with real name and online handle just gives me the shits.

[vifferman]

Well all this makes my KB name look boring, I mean who uses their real name these days huh :oi-grr:
I don't have a real name! :crybaby:

In fact, vifferman's not mine either - I'm just using it at the moment.
Maybe I'll change it back to GoatFood.... :confused:


I changed mine to just that, being introduced with real name and online handle just gives me the shits.
No you didn't - it says "Drew", not "just that". :weird:

[Drew]

No you didn't - it says "Drew", not "just that". :weird:


Fair enough, but methinks people got the idea.

[Maha]

I changed mine to just that, being introduced with real name and online handle just gives me the shits.

You were Fizzerman or some shit eh?
So when you say...''hi I am Drew'', does another KBer say ''yeah yeah whats ya real name though''?