A Senior Moment

[Biff]

Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning.
Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, '"Mabel, did you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?"

Mabel answered, "I have a suppository?" She pulled it out and stared at it.
Then she said, "Ethel, I'm glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where my hearing aid is."

[avgas]

very,very wrong.......i think i better go work on the bike for a while to wipe that from my memory

[Sniper]

Hehehehe, I really didnt need to know that, but yet another reason to not buy a second hand hearing aid

[Skunk]

Ohh shit that's bad... :pinch:

[pete376403]

Another in that vein - an old woman goes to the doctor with constipation, complains bitterly about the suppositories prescribed. She tells the doc " I bin takin these thing, just like yer said, even though they taste terrible, and for all the good they been doing, I coulda shoved them up me arse"

[inlinefour]

Ohh shit that's bad... :pinch:

It twas good (or I have a warped sense of humor) :2thumbsup

[Skunk]

It twas good (or I have a warped sense of humor) :2thumbsupBadly good :banana:

[inlinefour]

Badly good :banana:

Goodly bad? :doh:

[Skunk]

http://zrx.homeip.net/~zrx1100/links%20on%20KB/Zakonnice-2.jpg

[ching_ching]

Kinda like,

"Doctor why on earth have you got that thermometer in your ear?" (as the nurse notices the doctor twiddling with said thermometer between his index finger and thumb). "What the hell are you talking about?" Doctor takes thermometer from ear and looks at it in disbelief. "Oh shit!!!" Some arsehole's got me pencil!!!"

BTW nice legs sisters :2thumbsup