Could not f***g believe this...

[Fatt Max]

Blimey, I must attract them or something,

Riding home tonight, minding my own business cruising through Remuera at a steady 'Rush Hour' 40-50ks. See a big black 4WD (one of those over priced Porche ones) in a side street waiting to turn right into the main drag.

Now, dont ask me why but I had a feeling right deep down in my oversized gut that this person was going to pull out in front of me and, you've guessed it.......they fecking did.

Now, here's the :eek5: bit...

It was a young chick, phone to her diamond encrusted ear and steering with the other hand which also had a frikken take away coffee in it. She was also wearing those crap over sized sunny's that Posh Spice was always wearing. I stop with room to spare and give her a toot on the horn and a very loud "What The F**k Are You Doing!" shout, to which she replies "Hey, dont ride a bike then because they are harder to see and anyway, I was on the phone so what's your problem".

Can you 'Adam n Eve' that, she would have been 20-25 if she was a day, tarted to the nines and with an attitude like that in good need of a licence removal and a bus pass.

Got the rego and will be passing that onto the old bill later...people like that need to get off the road before they fecking kill someone.

Sorry gang, had to get that one off me old 'Birds Nest'.

Done now, time for lager and sausages......

[Phurrball]

Wow. That's amazing for all the wrong reasons.

Explains the psyche of some of the remmers-tractor-driving masses.

Deeply disturbing.

[blairh]

FFS, what a bitch! To do that to you and then imply that YOU were in the wrong for riding a bike??!

[rodimus]

She sounds like she'd be good in the sack!

[beyond]

That's exactly what we are up against. makes you want to pull your helmet off and toss it at there pretty little heads. Arseholes!

[PrincessBandit]

Good on you for trusting those instincts. Unfortunately many people who drive those types of vehicles think they're invincible and own the road by sheer force of size. Do pass her rego on although I woulnd't hold my breath over anything being done. (She'd probably worm her way out of any trouble with some eyelash batting and knicker flashing and promising to be ever such a good girl and never do it again even if they did follow it up).
I thought you were very restrained, and at least she didn't throw her coffee over you to complete the uptight tart routine!

[jrandom]

Sounds like she's beggin' for a good old-fashioned rapin' (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=86108)!

:niceone:

[outlawtorn]

What an absolute bitch, she'll gets what coming to her soon enough. Glad to hear that nothing happened and that you are safe.

[de_wood_elf]

Natural selection has the tendency of getting rid of bad drivers eventually.

[Ragingrob]

I wonder if there's a place for car drivers to vent about the bikes that have cut them off and tail gated them and passed them on double yellows and hit them from behind... etc etc etc...

I've had both bikers and cagers be absolute pricks on the road both when I've been in the car and on the bike.

But yip only thing you can do is expect the unexpected. If you have your eyes open you can often predict when a car is about to change lanes or pull a U-turn or pull out in front of you. Get your fingers ready on the brakes and know your escape route options.

[jtzzr]

She sounds like she'd be good in the sack!

Fuck yeah , A sack weighted down with fuckin rocks in the Hauraki Gulf , Fuckin prissy bitch . I`m really pissed and I wasn`t there.

[Kiwi Graham]

Its that cloak of invisability thing again. Perhaps it would be an idea to polish the eyeballs of these wankers with a nice juicey lemon :angry2:

Good on ya instincts dude.

[Matt_TG]

Blimmin 'eck mate, give the girl a break, she was on the phone!!

[Fatt Max]

Cheers all,

Thanks for the kind words and the humour, certainly shook me out of my shitty mood when I got home tonight.

Right about how the cops may not do anything but I'm reporting it regardless.

Think happy thoughts I suppose...

...but if I find out where this yuppy lives, reckon I'll go dance naked on her front lawn for a month...might work, eh

Fanx again you lovely people.....

[jtzzr]

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...but if I find out where this yuppy lives, reckon I'll go dance naked on her front lawn for a month...might work, eh


Dude she only pulled out in front of ya , she didn`t murder your family.

Does she really deserve that kind of retribution , YES SHE DOES

How would you feel if she cut you off and she was eating a pie? Hmmm worth thinking about.

[Ragingrob]

Mate do you know the most enjoyable thing to do in Remuera at all those girls' houses?

Nude... Pool jumping...

F-ing rocks lol, nice boost of adrenaline when you have to bolt! Then it's straight on to the next house.

:wari:

[MadDuck]

...but if I find out where this yuppy lives, reckon I'll go dance naked on her front lawn for a month...might work, eh


...It was me !!!! Please come dance naked on my front lawn :wari:

[slofox]

and passed them on double yellows

Watched a biker do just that today - pass on double yellows and cross into the oncoming lane........gave him a fake "cop ahead" sign and noticed the brake lights come on quick smart.....ht. ht. ht.

[martybabe]

Watched a biker do just that today - pass on double yellows and cross into the oncoming lane........gave him a fake "cop ahead" sign and noticed the brake lights come on quick smart.....ht. ht. ht.

FFS,Today I was forced across into the oncoming lane by posh spice girl on the phone, drinking coffee, driving a big black 4x4 that pulled out on me.

I'm half way through my life saving maneuver and some geezer gives me a fake cop ahead sign.WTF, I had to slam on the brakes cause I've no idea what a fake cop looks like. :laugh:

Slowfox ya little tinker ya. :rolleyes:

[xgnr]

Ha ha

I commute Remmers Rd every day. Gotta love watching them drop off tomorrows Leaders at Kings College... cluster fuck that's for sure.

Ya wanna see how they treat you when you ridin' a push bike :angry2:

Thank god for the new bus lanes :scooter:

[Ragingrob]

You mean Kings Prep.

[Lucy]

Blimey, I must attract them or something,

Riding home tonight, minding my own business cruising through Remuera at a steady 'Rush Hour' 40-50ks. See a big black 4WD (one of those over priced Porche ones) in a side street waiting to turn right into the main drag.


It was a young chick, phone to her diamond encrusted ear and steering with the other hand which also had a frikken take away coffee in it.
....

God I miss Auckland!

:clap:

[YellowDog]

Pass the rego number on KB so that we can keep a look out for her and perhaps offer her our best or appropriate regards.

[fLaThEaD FreD]

Blimey, I must attract them or something,

Riding home tonight, minding my own business cruising through Remuera at a steady 'Rush Hour' 40-50ks. See a big black 4WD (one of those over priced Porche ones) in a side street waiting to turn right into the main drag.

Now, dont ask me why but I had a feeling right deep down in my oversized gut that this person was going to pull out in front of me and, you've guessed it.......they fecking did.

Now, here's the :eek5: bit...

It was a young chick, phone to her diamond encrusted ear and steering with the other hand which also had a frikken take away coffee in it. She was also wearing those crap over sized sunny's that Posh Spice was always wearing. I stop with room to spare and give her a toot on the horn and a very loud "What The F**k Are You Doing!" shout, to which she replies "Hey, dont ride a bike then because they are harder to see and anyway, I was on the phone so what's your problem".

Can you 'Adam n Eve' that, she would have been 20-25 if she was a day, tarted to the nines and with an attitude like that in good need of a licence removal and a bus pass.

Got the rego and will be passing that onto the old bill later...people like that need to get off the road before they fecking kill someone.

Sorry gang, had to get that one off me old 'Birds Nest'.

Done now, time for lager and sausages......

And if you do pass it on to the cops..........what doya think will happen,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,F&*kn Nuffin!!!!

[EJT]

I stop with room to spare and give her a toot on the horn and a very loud "What The F**k Are You Doing!" shout, to which she replies "Hey, dont ride a bike then because they are harder to see and anyway, I was on the phone so what's your problem".



Should have booted her door in and when she screams "what the f**k are you doing?" reply "well you shouldn't drive Porsche's because they are expensive to fix anyway." :bleh::bleh:

[Pedrostt500]

If she was down here in Welly town you could pay blanket man to follow her around for a few days, I think the going rate is half a cigaret ( preferably not out of the urinal) and a part bottle of meths.
Just because Mommy and Daddy have money doesn't mean the kids have high IQ's.

[Fatt Max]

...It was me !!!! Please come dance naked on my front lawn :wari:

Oh my dear, you really DO NOT want to see that.....:oi-grr:

[MadDuck]

Oh my dear, you really DO NOT want to see that.....:oi-grr:

Hahaha...if you knew what my front lawn (ummm cliff) looks like I think you would find it rather entertaining :devil2:

[madbikeboy]

Post the bitches reg on here, someone do a search, we'll send her a copy of the "inconvenient truth" and she will be so overwhelmed with guilt at her polluting SUV that she'll double the laxitives and commit suicide.

Or we could go piss in her pool.

Bet she's married to a lawyer who is happily fucking his receptionist.

[Kiwibacon]

Idiots of both sexs drivin and on the fone deserve 10000 naked bikers dancing on their lawns.
I looked for a cop the other day while heading throu the Tawa turn off... Guy almost ran into the bank on left hand lane then swerved into mine. Yip on a dam fone the fucwit. couldn't find a cop but 10 ks over the speed limit and i would have.....go figger.

[Elysium]

Should have gotten off your bike, ran up to her, snatch the phone and proceed to smash the phone to bits on the ground in a fit of rage. Then you just calmly look up to her and say .."problem solved. Now about me riding my bike"...

[mattian]

C'mon man...... sounds like you had a problem with her before she even pulled out in front of you. Don't get riled up so easily, everytime some dumb shit pulls out in front of you man or else you just heading for a coronary. Just relax, you know you're going to get home quicker than she is.

[Fatt Max]

C'mon man...... sounds like you had a problem with her before she even pulled out in front of you. Don't get riled up so easily, everytime some dumb shit pulls out in front of you man or else you just heading for a coronary. Just relax, you know you're going to get home quicker than she is.

See your point mate, but it was the 'your fault for riding a bike' comment that got me naffed off, plus the phone plus the coffee. Us bikers try to be nice to everyone but this person WILL inflict some serious amage one day with tha kind of attitude.

As I said, good point mate, but you had to be there.....

[mattian]

what exactly will you be reporting to the cops?? "some lady pulled out in front of me today" they are hardly going to put out an all points bulletin. Sorry man, dont mean to sound rude but if you ride a bike...... get used to it ! and then build a bridge.

[Fatt Max]

FFS,Today I was forced across into the oncoming lane by posh spice girl on the phone, drinking coffee, driving a big black 4x4 that pulled out on me.

I'm half way through my life saving maneuver and some geezer gives me a fake cop ahead sign.WTF, I had to slam on the brakes cause I've no idea what a fake cop looks like. :laugh:

Slowfox ya little tinker ya. :rolleyes:

Ooohh you little devil:bleh:

[toycollector10]

I had a good old belly-laugh yesterday morning on the corner of Greers and Sawyers Arms roads.

Some dude in an early Japanese shit-box. 08.35 AM, rush hour, and he's got his coffee going all right, except he's holding a ceramic mug by the handle!!

Stuck in the middle of the intersection. FFS!!

[HungusMaximist]

Unfortunately Fatt Maxx you've lost points in the verbal abuse department for letting that Remmers M.I.L.F. take the upper hand by saying 'your fault for riding a bike'.

They're all notoriously known for having huge 'bitch shields' so they don't succumb to your average comebacks. Usually some vulgar one liners will do the trick, the more disgusting, the better!

[1 Free Man]

Blimmin 'eck mate, give the girl a break, she was on the phone!!
My thoughts exactly. Christ if she was an octopus she could have been brushing her hair, cleaning her teeth and running a cotton bud through her ears while she was at it.
It's that multi tasking thing that all women are good at.
I think you are just being plain unreasonable. as above "give the girl a break.":clap:

[aderino4]

The most important question we need to ask is, "Is she hot?"

[Brooke]

All I can say is that I am glad I moved out of Auckland so I don't have to put up with as much of that stuff any more.

Oh and you should have got off you bike, grabbed her coffee, dropped her phone in it, then spill it down her front. :eek: That would have shown her.

Stupid discrespectful bitch. Worst things is she probably wouldn't have cared if you were on a bike or in a car. Her comments about riding a bike sucked though. How would she have felt if it was someone on a push bike and she knocked them off. Bitch :devil2:

[Fatt Max]

The most important question we need to ask is, "Is she hot?"

Put it this way, the only way that slappa would be hot is if you burned her the stake......

[Wiki Drifter]

Perhaps it would be an idea to polish the eyeballs of these wankers with a nice juicey lemon :angry2:

Was thinking of something with more um.. protein.. I suppose lemon juice will suffice

[Owl]

You could’ve asked her politely if she could remove the cell phone from her ear! That would at least give her a hand free to remove the gold plated vibrator from her arse!:D

[Okey Dokey]

The attitudes of some people are really unbelievable! Glad that your instincts saved you from a painful crash.

And I'm glad you got her rego and will pass it on.

[Finn]

I don't see why the car she drives or what she is wearing has anything to do with it. A stupid bitch is a stupid bitch.

Sure, the kiwi in you can't help but be jealous that you're on the bones of your arse riding a puddle jumper while she on the other hand learned at a young age that with her looks and mastering the art of fellatio will fast track her into that Porsche Cayenne.

There are more stupid working class bitches in NZ than good looking cock suckers. Don't like it? Then learn to suck cock.

[<Rhino>]

You should'a just rode up beside her and kicked her fuk'n wing mirror off, that would'a hurt. The tarted up bearch wouldn't have been able to look at herself in that one! :blink:

[dpex]

Cheers all,

Thanks for the kind words and the humour, certainly shook me out of my shitty mood when I got home tonight.

Right about how the cops may not do anything but I'm reporting it regardless.

Think happy thoughts I suppose...

...but if I find out where this yuppy lives, reckon I'll go dance naked on her front lawn for a month...might work, eh

Fanx again you lovely people.....

Fatt, get the trophy-Bitch-in-Waiting's address, then let's set up a time to go do a little protest on her front lawn.

I'm in. Love protesting. We'll even tell TV we're doing it. Make national headlines. "Naked Bikers Protest on Air-Heads Front Lawn!"

[mattian]

Unfortunately, the headline would probably read something more like this "Crazy motorcycle gang terrorizes young woman"

[MarkH]

Unfortunately, the headline would probably read something more like this "Crazy motorcycle gang terrorizes young woman"

Good idea - we need car drivers to show a little more fear of bikers!

[SARGE]

use these.....


tasty titanium v. euro trash clear coat paint

[Fatt Max]

Fatt, get the trophy-Bitch-in-Waiting's address, then let's set up a time to go do a little protest on her front lawn.

I'm in. Love protesting. We'll even tell TV we're doing it. Make national headlines. "Naked Bikers Protest on Air-Heads Front Lawn!"

Now that would be funny.....slightly unhygenic but feckin' funny......nice one mate!

[madbikeboy]

I don't mind standing naked on some hot chicks lawn. We could do a BBQ too. But not naked, that'd be too risky for my man bits.

[wbks]

If shes as ugly as described she would probably enjoy naked men dancing and cooking food on her lawn.

[imdying]

Sounds like she's beggin' for a good old-fashioned rapin' (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=86108)!

:niceone:

Further proof that the premise 'nobody deserves that' is incorrect.