Blimey, I must attract them or something,
Riding home tonight, minding my own business cruising through Remuera at a steady 'Rush Hour' 40-50ks. See a big black 4WD (one of those over priced Porche ones) in a side street waiting to turn right into the main drag.
Now, dont ask me why but I had a feeling right deep down in my oversized gut that this person was going to pull out in front of me and, you've guessed it.......they fecking did.
Now, here's thebit...
It was a young chick, phone to her diamond encrusted ear and steering with the other hand which also had a frikken take away coffee in it. She was also wearing those crap over sized sunny's that Posh Spice was always wearing. I stop with room to spare and give her a toot on the horn and a very loud "What The F**k Are You Doing!" shout, to which she replies "Hey, dont ride a bike then because they are harder to see and anyway, I was on the phone so what's your problem".
Can you 'Adam n Eve' that, she would have been 20-25 if she was a day, tarted to the nines and with an attitude like that in good need of a licence removal and a bus pass.
Got the rego and will be passing that onto the old bill later...people like that need to get off the road before they fecking kill someone.
Sorry gang, had to get that one off me old 'Birds Nest'.
Done now, time for lager and sausages......
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