What a fucking day!

[scorpious]

never had a ride quite like it!!

Heading along the road a and a bloody magpie smacked into my head!!
half an hour later a black bird does the same, ( this time at 150)
and then, I kid you not!!! another fucking magpie smacks into the bike (still 150)
The feathers got jammed so far in that I have to unswrew me bloody mirror to get them out.And I got blood on me left glove.

then to top the whole day off I get back to find that the scott oiler was on prime, the bottles nearly empty and there's oil all over the back tire!!!

for F**ks sake!:mad:


rave finished

[wysper]

Blimey!

Well done for surviving all that. Could have been quite a different post.

At least we know you have reduced the bird population by 3 making it safer for the rest of us :ar15:

[Katman]

Slow down then.

[scorpious]

Slow down then.

get real lol :angry2: :bash:

[wbks]

wholy shit! Must have had agro bird hormone all over you which attracted some more! haha I'm pretty sure a bird doesn't detect that 50km over the limit and dive bomb him because of it...

[Katman]

get real lol :angry2: :bash:

I'm not the one riding around at 150kph with oil all over my rear tyre.

[scorpious]

I'm not the one riding around at 150kph with oil all over my rear tyre.

oh? why not? :shifty:

[wbks]

He didn't know he did untill he stopped...

[portokiwi]

:confused:never had a ride quite like it!!

Heading along the road a and a bloody magpie smacked into my head!!
half an hour later a black bird does the same, ( this time at 150)
and then, I kid you not!!! another fucking magpie smacks into the bike (still 150)
The feathers got jammed so far in that I have to unswrew me bloody mirror to get them out.And I got blood on me left glove.

then to top the whole day off I get back to find that the scott oiler was on prime, the bottles nearly empty and there's oil all over the back tire!!!

for F**ks sake!
:2guns:They are out to get you:2guns: They know where you live:2guns:

[Katman]

He didn't know he did untill he stopped...

That could make a great epitaph.

[scorpious]

:2guns:They are out to get you:2guns: They know where you live:2guns:

Thats ok they'll never catch me I ride too fast
and I leave big oil slicks behind me so anyone chasing will slip off the road lol

[de_wood_elf]

Maybe your bike is really shiny and they were all attracted to it?

[vifferman]

Mayhap there's something weird about your helmet or visor that's attracting or dazzling them. Mirrored visor?

[portokiwi]

Thats ok they'll never catch me I ride too fast
and I leave big oil slicks behind me so anyone chasing will slip off the road lol

:wacko: you just wait till they bring in the reinforcements....Ducks.....Geese, Swans ect... Then you will be in trouble

[Slyer]

It is clearly demons, I would consult a priest.

[wbks]

That could make a great epitaph.hahahahaha:jerry:

[Stirts]

IT IS MAGPIE MATING SEASON....maybe they just wanna have dirty birdie sex with you!!

[Blossom]

you weren't riding round and round in circles at the local bird sanctuary by any chance?

:shutup:

Glad you survived it though. Buy a lotto ticket your luck has to improve...right?!

[Rockbuddy]

hitchcock is alive and well it seems

[portokiwi]

That was a good movie:shit:

[sinfull]

IT IS MAGPIE MATING SEASON....maybe they just wanna have dirty birdie sex with you!!

The claws the claws !!! mmmmmm The claws ! finds the nearest pine tree and lies in wait to be attacked by a dirty bird

[Duke girl]

Just be thankful that your are still with us to tell us not like those daft magpies who are obviously blind or cant fly for shit or anymore for that matter.

[Kflasher]

I’ve had similar whilst living in Gisborne, birds might be getting drunk of fruit or something?
They come out of nowhere and head straight at you??

[Swoop]

If you figure out how to kill myna birds with a vehicle, please let me know the secret.
I've been trying for bloody years.

The best I can do is to honk the horn as the fuckers casually walk out of the way. Scares the crap out of them. Little bastards. :ar15:

[Slifer]

HAHA funny read, i've had a few close calls of mainly bumble bees hitting me but not birds!!

[wickle]

Sounds like a scene out of THe Hogs movie , what u on ( not bike)

[imne1]

wholy shit! Must have had agro bird hormone all over you which attracted some more! haha I'm pretty sure a bird doesn't detect that 50km over the limit and dive bomb him because of it...

maybe the scott oiler on overdrive acts as a bird attractant????

[roy.nz]

I've been hit by two birds but i'd rather have the birds anyday than the bee that got me in the neck. Felt like someone shot me , little pollen eating fuckers :mad:

[CB ARGH]

I had a big mothertrucker bug splat itself all over my visor, then I did the dumbarse act of smudging it round and around, and maybe round again. :dodge:

It's good exercise dodging bugs in the night time though, you'll just look like an insane cock as you do it.

[wbks]

Being in west auckland I would expect the only things you have to dodge at night are bogans but bees can bee pretty hazardous, too. Maybe they thought the oil was melting pollen?

[NighthawkNZ]

Magpie Madness I tell you... it is on this weekend yah know in Winchester :beer:

[quickbuck]

HAHA funny read, i've had a few close calls of mainly bumble bees hitting me but not birds!!

It happens.....
Have had more bumble bees than I can remember. Make a heck of a whack on the visor, and turn to a watery smudge.
Birds can do anything from bounce off your screen, to take out your mirror, or even smack you in the throat! Not Nice!

I have had to Duck for a duck once.... Yep, misjudged her climb out rate....

The worst has to be the rabbit strike in the shoulder!
Yep, one of those heavy lift jobbies.... a Hawk, was lifting off the road with it's lunch, when a younger quickbuck comes flying down the road, and it run out of power on takeoff.... Could have been due to hot and humid conditions... Or it could have been it didn't realise the CBR400 would be doing Mach 2!
Any-case quickbuck ended up with a bit of a rabbit stew, that farmer Brown started making for the Hawk the night before, all over his left shoulder....