Random compliments from strangers?

[Str8 Jacket]

On my way to the gym at lunch time an elderly gentleman tapped me on the shoulder and asked me where a particular book shop was, so I directed him to it..... All of a sudden he says; "I thought that you looked smart, even from behind!" :yeah:
So there you have it. I am a smart arse! :lol:

Yeah I know. I crack myself up!

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[Fatt Max]

That's amazing mate.

Many years ago I lost the use of my arms and legs following an accident with a milking machine.

However, I still managed to win the 3km swim from Auckland to Rangitoto. Does that make me a clever dick?

[nodrog]

That's amazing mate.

Many years ago I lost the use of my arms and legs following an accident with a milking machine.

However, I still managed to win the 3km swim from Auckland to Rangitoto. Does that make me a clever dick?

is your name Bob?

[wbks]

Every time i get a complement from a stranger i think they are giving me sarcasm so I either get in their face or walk off. I pity the poor guy who sticks his neck out to make an honest complement and gets his head bitten off for it! haha

[Fatt Max]

is your name Bob?

No, I live under a pile of leaves, the name's Russell....

I came home form work the other night, the missus says to me "oh my god, you look awful" to which I replied; "funny that, I feel great"

To which she replied,

"Oh yes I forgot, you're a c**t..!"

[Mully]

an elderly gentleman

You mean a dirty old man who was staring at your arse??

[ManDownUnder]

You mean a dirty old man who was staring at your arse??

Only because she had her top on for a change...

[raftn]

On my way to the gym at lunch time an elderly gentleman tapped me on the shoulder and asked me where a particular book shop was, so I directed him to it..... All of a sudden he says; "I thought that you looked smart, even from behind!" :yeah:
So there you have it. I am a smart arse! :lol:

Yeah I know. I crack myself up!

He was keen on you!

[sinfull]

You mean a dirty old man who was staring at your arse??
I wasn't lookin honest ! At that peachy lil butt as she was walking away bwahahahahaha ask anybody they all saw me !

[sinfull]

Every time i get a complement from a stranger i think they are giving me sarcasm so I either get in their face or walk off. I pity the poor guy who sticks his neck out to make an honest complement and gets his head bitten off for it! haha
Looking good bro !!

[portokiwi]

:stupid: We need pics of what you wore front and back:Punk:
Well done girl. You must have wowwwwwed him.:drool:
no white cane there?:dodge: JOKE

[Mom]

I am a smart arse! :lol:

But you are cute with it Hels :yes:

[wbks]

hey I didn't notice it was a chick posting that so now I know that, it sounds a little sinister on the old mans part! lol sinfull

[slofox]

He was just a DOM........like .... errrrr - never mind........

[gammaguy]

On my way to the gym at lunch time an elderly gentleman tapped me on the shoulder and asked me where a particular book shop was, so I directed him to it..... All of a sudden he says; "I thought that you looked smart, even from behind!" :yeah:
So there you have it. I am a smart arse! :lol:

Yeah I know. I crack myself up!


or a wise crack.....

[Number One]

SAY NO TO CRACK!!!

BTW you do have a fine, sweet and smart arse...:blip:

I did have a pic of it clad in leather...but alas, alack I has deleted it