Runners?

[carver]

if you and 2 mates were doing a runner, and the cop had just u turned...
your putting good distance between you and him cause your doing 150 already.
your all doing about 200~ so not too quick, you go into a 65 corner, and the lead dude comes off....

do you?


stop and risk getting arrested

keep going and hope the cop deals with it.

hide and see if the cop goes past and head back if he does.

[JimO]

why dont you grow up knob head

[NOMIS]

lol are you revving people up again carver??

[Weaver]

I have a weird, unusual, condition . I continually get stuck sneezes. I get the urge to sneeze. I go AHHH but the Choo will not come. This has been happening almost everyday for about the last four years . I do occasionally complete a sneeze. It seems I finally sneeze just about the time I am totally out of my mind from not being able to do so.

This all started one day when a friend who was talking to me saw me go AHHH. She smiled and said “now go Choo”. I concentrated on what she said, got distracted, and lost the sneeze urge. I immediately got self conscious about sneezing because I am so neurotic and suggestible and started focusing on sneezing and obsessing about it all the time. Ever since then my sneezing has been abnormal.

I have researched this problem for hundreds of hours. No good answers. I have found a very rare condition named “asneezia” that unsatisfactorily explains my problem. I am sure this condition is psychological. However, I have not sneezed even once in the last 7 weeks now and I am miserable. I keep careful track of all my sneezes. How fun!!!

Also, I have only sneezed a total of about 8 times in the last eight months and maybe 40 times in the last four years. I get the urge to but then I cannot release the sneeze. It is like a failed orgasm. I have asked everyone I know including various Dr's. and they have no answers.

Every Dr. tells me it is totally irrelevant whether a person ever sneezes or not . That information does not console me. This problem has me totally obsessed, uncomfortable, nervous and depressed all the time. I keep waiting for the next urge to sneeze to come. It usually does at least once a day but then I cannot complete the act. Then I get depressed.

The only research I have found about this problem being medical is with people who have had strokes. Sometimes their brain stem and medulla will not allow the sneeze reflex to work properly. But then there are usually other reflex problems like inability to swallow and yawn that accompany stroke victims. I have none of those symptoms.

Up until the day that that person talked to me when I was about to sneeze I never even thought about the act of sneezing. I just sneezed when I had to like we all do. The few times I do sneeze now feel no different then when I cannot. The mechanism just decides to work.

Before that day four years ago I never even thought about sneezing. I do not ever remember not being able to sneeze when I had to. Now, sneezing is a nightmare.

I have not sneezed even once in the last 5 weeks. I keep waiting for the next urge to sneeze to come. When I do sneeze I am seriously ready to go out and celebrate. I tell myself I am OK and that I will stop worrying about sneezing . I do stop for a few days. Then a sneeze urge comes. I can't complete it and I start obsessing again.

I am a 60 year old male in very good physical condition. My very neurotic mind is another story. I have suffered from many O.C.D related issues, including anxiety and hypochondria. I am thinking that the ability to sneeze normally will never return.

Anyone have intelligent answers? Thanks.

[wbks]

If this is a serious question then it depends. If the guy who fell off did so at 200 or looked like he fucked himself up real good then I would stop and help. If it was just a little lowside then you being there isn't going to help and he might as well just decide weather to stop himself or pick it up and carry on...But I'm sure this is trolling haha

[The Pastor]

Definitely stop. Mates before pigs.

[Slyer]

Stop <tenchar>

[smoky]

if you and 2 mates were doing a runner, and the cop had just u turned...
your putting good distance between you and him cause your doing 150 already.
your all doing about 200~ so not too quick, you go into a 65 corner, and the lead dude comes off....

do you?


stop and risk getting arrested

keep going and hope the cop deals with it.

hide and see if the cop goes past and head back if he does.


Why stop - if he's so useless he can't ride around a 65 at 200 then why would you want to be his mate?

But to answer your question - it depends on if you made it around the corner, or if you ran your mate over as you went around the corner

[Reido]

i'd activate my rocket boosters and pop out wings. Fly over the crashed leader and pick him up with my deployable cargo net,

i'd then do a bombing run on said police car, covering him in tater sauce before fleeing to the country side :scooter:

but seriously, i'd stop to help any biker,

[Chrislost]

if it were me id keep going.
cops are assholes. if one biker falls off and theres 2 more they will try and do you racing.

all the cops do is turn up and try and make some money out of the situation.

they get espially pissed off when they turn up and find the situation under control.
when this happens they usually just reach for the ticket book.
it always helps to have a friend with a trailor on the way because them cops usualy bring tow trucks to take the mess home, and its ooohhh so good to tell them to fuck off cos you got a tow coming already.

[roy.nz]

In true life this i dont think will be happening but if it was to happen and the lead rider just had a slide out or something on the not so damaging side then i'd be gone and tell him later that he would of done the same but if it was a nice looking highside then i'd stop in a flash if it was one of my mates. :rockon:

[carver]

why dont you grow up knob head

if you dont like it dont read it old man

serious question

[wbks]

So which one did YOU choose, carver?

[PrincessBandit]

I have a weird, unusual, condition . I continually get stuck sneezes. I get the urge to sneeze. I go AHHH but the Choo will not come.

... I can't complete it and I start obsessing again.



I cure my daughter's hiccups by telling her I'll give her all the money in my bank account if she'll just hiccup one more time. Don't know how, but it works every time. (That or scaring the living daylights out of her, although this tends to have an adverse affect on our dog when I do it....)

[carver]

So which one did YOU choose, carver?

i would keep going...
a cop is more capable of doing something (calling for backup etc)

[spookytooth]

This reminds me of a bloke i once saw sitting in a chair on the side of the road at the mount with a fishing rod with a fucking big crab on the hook.I had to stop and ask wtf are ya doing.He says fishing for ppl.When i asked have yau caught anyone he says yea bro You

[Swampdonkey]

Yer mates come first....cops not going to book yah well your saveing a life

[Maha]

if you and 2 mates were doing a runner, and the cop had just u turned...



Who was it exactly were the three ''running'' from?
Cant have ben the cop, he/she had to do a U turn....which suggests the cop was heading towards the three ''runners''??
And it would extremely silly to think the three were 'running' towards the cop.

[SARGE]

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[wbks]

Yea but for loyalties sake and helping him out wouldn't you stop if he really crashed bad? I mean I would rather be arrested than leave and find out a day later that he died from a broken neck because they ripped the helmet off him or if he just flat out slowly died on the side of the road while I was off riding shitting myself hoping they didn't catch my plate number

[carver]

Who was it exactly were the three ''running'' from?
Cant have ben the cop, he/she had to do a U turn....which suggests the cop was heading towards the three ''runners''??
And it would extremely silly to think the three were 'running' towards the cop.

your doing 150 towards him...

[Maha]

Yea but for loyalties sake and helping him out wouldn't you stop if he really crashed bad? I mean I would rather be arrested than leave and find out a day later that he died from a broken neck because they ripped the helmet off him or if he just flat out slowly died on the side of the road while I was off riding shitting myself hoping they didn't catch my plate number


OMG!!......yes you are right, and if you had a feed waiting for him back at your house, and he didnt turn up, then that would a waste of food eh?

You are being so dramatic about a purely hypothetical question.

[Slicksta]

Its a tough one carver i think i would have to stop and deal with the consequences delt out to me by the local forces.

[wbks]

OMG!!......yes you are right, and if you had a feed waiting for him back at your house, and he didnt turn up, then that would a waste of food eh?

You are being so dramatic about a purely hypothetical question.Lol I'm sitting here fine, not dramatic at all. I was just adding something more to that than "oh bro dont stop he'll be fine" or "stop mates before pigs" or the like.

[Weaver]

OMG!!......yes you are right, and if you had a feed waiting for him back at your house, and he didnt turn up, then that would a waste of food eh?


His beer would get warm as well!

[Maha]

your doing 150 towards him...


Your first sentence does not make sense...

if you and 2 mates were doing a runner, and the cop had just u turned...

That reads, you were doing the runner before the cop was sighted.

[Weaver]

Its because hes running from a fire engine

[Maha]

Lol I'm sitting here fine, not dramatic at all. I was just adding something more to that than "oh bro dont stop he'll be fine" or "stop mates before pigs" or the like.

Thanks for clearing that up, so how was the stew anyway??


His beer would get warm as well!

Ungrateful bastard eh???

[SARGE]

Your first sentence does not make sense...

if you and 2 mates were doing a runner, and the cop had just u turned...

That reads, you were doing the runner before the cop was sighted.

damn...


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[wbks]

"Thanks for clearing that up, so how was the stew anyway?"
Needed to be taken with a few more grain of salt, mate!

[Weaver]

Ungrateful bastard eh???

Nothing I hate more...other than the warm beer itself.

[Fatjim]

Without question or hesitation you stop.

I can't believe you'd be so fucking stupid even to pose it. No wait, I can believe it.

[Usarka]

The answers simple.

If he's ok you carry on, the cops can sort out assistance better than you.

If he's dying in a ditch you'll regret not stopping for the rest of your life.

And you don't know which one is true.........

[CB ARGH]

Firstly I wouldn't be on the run.
Secondly my bike couldn't go that fast
Thirdly If I had a bike that could do that speed I wouldn't have the balls
Fourthly - if that is a word - I'd stop for my mate.
Fifthly this topic is shit.

[westie]

Runners on.:scooter:
Unless the binner is hurt badly.:doctor:

[breakaway]

No stopping. You're already fucked, why not go for broke?

Ain't nothing you can do for your mate by stopping other than calling the ambulance which the cop will probably do anyway.

[Horse]

I have a weird, unusual, condition . I continually get stuck sneezes.

You'd don't exhibit the Photic Sneeze Reflex (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Photic_sneeze_reflex) do you? Try staring at a very bright light and see if that triggers the sneeze.

[carver]

troll


stop trolling on this thread!


His beer would get warm as well!

good point, very serious!


Its because hes running from a fire engine

hahahaha.....:whistle:


Without question or hesitation you stop.

I can't believe you'd be so fucking stupid even to pose it. No wait, I can believe it.

grow up you troll, its a serious question, these things happen.

im sure no one has posed it?
it happens for real


The answers simple.

If he's ok you carry on, the cops can sort out assistance better than you.

If he's dying in a ditch you'll regret not stopping for the rest of your life.

And you don't know which one is true.........

ah, the point of this question!
so what do you do!


Runners on.:scooter:
Unless the binner is hurt badly.:doctor:

but you habe no way of telling.
i would assume the cop would see the evidence of a crash


No stopping. You're already fucked, why not go for broke?

Ain't nothing you can do for your mate by stopping other than calling the ambulance which the cop will probably do anyway.

my thoughts exactly, and then the cop aint chasing you!

[DEATH_INC.]

I'd stop, unless ya mate was waving you to go. You'd kick yourself forever if he was hurt bad or dying.

[DMNTD]

Stop...naturally.

[Kflasher]

I would have thought it was common practice for the patrol car to do a u-turn in front of you nowadays…..

[GaZBur]

I would assume he would be out of action for a while and therefore it would be safe to rush off to his house and nick all his stuff. Then if I find out later that he died at least his mate would get his stuff and not his rellies who don't deserve it anyway.

Maybe later I would go and console his girlfriend - ya know what I mean!



Actually I am wondering why I read this thread at all - morbid curiosity?
Am I a troll!

[jrandom]

I'd stop, unless ya mate was waving you to go. You'd kick yourself forever if he was hurt bad or dying.

What he said.

If I was the one that binned and it wasn't a major, I'd be wanting my mate to fuck off out of there, no point him being unnecessary collateral damage.

As we've discussed recently, though, the penalty for failing to stop is usually sweet bugger all, so it's not as though you'd be facing life in prison for abandoning the runner. I'd lean in favour of stopping unless the guy in the ditch obviously wanted me to carry on.

[slimjim]

"Bro...you haul ass to a stop and first.."Deal with the downed Mate.!...Copper only help first Deal once to all or to one.after rider is in care of st-johns..But I have never ridden out from a Mate..And this includes my riding of 34yrs...friends have passed on in my arm's..not running from coppers ..however high speed lost of control...their number was called...But never Run...Aren't No Mate if so do..

[HTFU]

Runners on.:scooter:
Unless the binner is hurt badly.:doctor:

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[ritchtheitch]

Carver, perhaps if I was riding with you, and it was you that binned, I'd think oh well, natural selection at work. and leave. Anyone else, I'd stop. :done:

[HTFU]

Bad boy what you going to do...

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[The Pastor]

stop <tenchar>
hammer time?

[Scouse]

Keep going cos otherwise your bike will be impounded and you would have to walk home

[Filter_nz]

"Bro, watch me drift"

[wbks]

hammer time?Collaborate and listen?

[carver]

Carver, perhaps if I was riding with you, and it was you that binned, I'd think oh well, natural selection at work. and leave. Anyone else, I'd stop. :done:

just like if you ended up on your knees in front of me, i would think that would come natural to you too...

[MotoKuzzi]

I'm sure I would stop, but I would have weighed all the options in the split second that it takes to make that decision.

[scumdog]

if you and 2 mates were doing a runner, and the cop had just u turned...
your putting good distance between you and him cause your doing 150 already.
your all doing about 200~ so not too quick, you go into a 65 corner, and the lead dude comes off....

do you?


stop and risk getting arrested

keep going and hope the cop deals with it.

hide and see if the cop goes past and head back if he does.


stop and see how many tickets I can give out for the clusterfuck, I like that as best option.

[scumdog]

grow up you troll, its a serious question, these things happen.

Gentlemen, above is THE scariest post on this whole thread!!

[speedpro]

stop and see how many tickets I can give out for the clusterfuck, I like that as best option.

I like that option, I like it a lot.

What an idiotic thread about an idiotic question about an idiotic hypothetical(?) event involving idiots, one of which at least is incapable at the speed involved and therefore crashed.

[Matt_TG]

I like that option, I like it a lot.

What an idiotic thread about an idiotic question about an idiotic hypothetical(?) event involving idiots, one of which at least is incapable at the speed involved and thefefore crashed.

Speaking of that what happened to Carver's thread about Sidewinder eating gravel??? It's been nuked. Hmmmm

[vtec]

hehe, this thread is hilarious. I'm going to keep it going.

What would I do?

Hmm, well I've seen a lot of motorcycle crashes (had my fair share aswell), and generally you can tell straight away whether someone is going to be alright or not. I actually have a bit of a fascination with it and spent hours watching them on the internet. I would keep going unless I thought his life was in the balance. Everyone know's the risks, and when your number's up you've got nobody else to blame.

If I crashed with the cops in pursuit, I would be gutted if any of my mates were taken down aswell because of my fuckup.

Beats having to deal with Scumdog or his like.

P.S. I find watching motorcycle crashes is a great reality check for me, and keeps my confidence on the bike from getting too big. Helps you learn from others mistakes.

[Racer X]

I'd stop, unless ya mate was waving you to go. You'd kick yourself forever if he was hurt bad or dying.

Death is right, and if the guy can still move either arm, then he should be waving you on!

No point in both of you chipping in to the traffic ticket kitty...

[SARGE]

Gentlemen, above is THE scariest post on this whole thread!!

but the other thread said SideSmoker was going to the Police College....


maybe you 2 can partner up..:shutup:


wouldnt that be fun?????? :crybaby:

[mazz1972]

If you kept going you could also be done for leaving the scene/failing to stop at the the scene of an accident or whatever it is.

[racerhead]

Mates are mates so Id stop no questions asked. Id rather take the punishment than have to live with the guilt of a dead friend when I could have done something to change it. When Im on my own then I will run forever and do whatever is needed but when in a group then that all changes.

So ye final verdict is STOP

[wbks]

When Im on my own then I will run forever
You will be making many katmanlike friends in NZ saying stuff like that!:shifty:

[Badcat]

if you and 2 mates were doing a runner, and the cop had just u turned...
your putting good distance between you and him cause your doing 150 already.
your all doing about 200~ so not too quick, you go into a 65 corner, and the lead dude comes off....

do you?


stop and risk getting arrested

keep going and hope the cop deals with it.

hide and see if the cop goes past and head back if he does.


keep going - REALLY FAST!!!
the earth has a natural process to eliminate the weak.
it's called natural selection.
it's calling your name Carver.
.....

[carver]

keep going - REALLY FAST!!!
the earth has a natural process to eliminate the weak.
it's called natural selection.
it's calling your name Carver.
.....

the only thing calling my name will be you when i pound you all night long

[Badcat]

the only thing calling my name will be you when i pound you all night long

so your comeback to my assertion that you are weak and stupid is that you are homosexual too ?
novel approach.
this is clearly a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.

keep it coming, this is gold..

k

[carver]

so your comeback to my assertion that you are weak and stupid is that you are homosexual too ?
novel approach.
this is clearly a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.

keep it coming, this is gold..

k

do you have a ego to feed buddy?

[Badcat]

ooh - you've hit a nerve there - really got me on the ropes.

OUCH!!!

no - i'm good thanks - you're the one talking about running from the cops and fucking me in the ass.

[PrincessBandit]

keep it coming, this is gold..

k

please don't tell him to keep it cumming, you might get a whole lot more than you bargained for.......:love:

[wbks]

ooh - you've hit a nerve there - really got me on the ropes.

OUCH!!!

no - i'm good thanks - you're the one talking about running from the cops and fucking me in the ass.He never said anything about your ass:blip:

[carver]

ooh - you've hit a nerve there - really got me on the ropes.

OUCH!!!

no - i'm good thanks - you're the one talking about running from the cops and fucking me in the ass.

i thought you sounded like a bit of a homo, just thought id put it out there


please don't tell him to keep it cumming, you might get a whole lot more than you bargained for.......:love:

a big load of whipped cream, smothering your mouth, making it hard to breathe!

[davebullet]

I would stop. If my mate was that bad and gave me the sign, I would put a bullet in him to help ease his passing then leave the scene. Only to be caught 2 miles down the road with my 140kph top speed.