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    Runners?

    if you and 2 mates were doing a runner, and the cop had just u turned...
    your putting good distance between you and him cause your doing 150 already.
    your all doing about 200~ so not too quick, you go into a 65 corner, and the lead dude comes off....

    do you?

    • stop and risk getting arrested
    • keep going and hope the cop deals with it.
    • hide and see if the cop goes past and head back if he does.

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    why dont you grow up knob head

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    lol are you revving people up again carver??
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    I have a weird, unusual, condition . I continually get stuck sneezes. I get the urge to sneeze. I go AHHH but the Choo will not come. This has been happening almost everyday for about the last four years . I do occasionally complete a sneeze. It seems I finally sneeze just about the time I am totally out of my mind from not being able to do so.

    This all started one day when a friend who was talking to me saw me go AHHH. She smiled and said “now go Choo”. I concentrated on what she said, got distracted, and lost the sneeze urge. I immediately got self conscious about sneezing because I am so neurotic and suggestible and started focusing on sneezing and obsessing about it all the time. Ever since then my sneezing has been abnormal.

    I have researched this problem for hundreds of hours. No good answers. I have found a very rare condition named “asneezia” that unsatisfactorily explains my problem. I am sure this condition is psychological. However, I have not sneezed even once in the last 7 weeks now and I am miserable. I keep careful track of all my sneezes. How fun!!!

    Also, I have only sneezed a total of about 8 times in the last eight months and maybe 40 times in the last four years. I get the urge to but then I cannot release the sneeze. It is like a failed orgasm. I have asked everyone I know including various Dr's. and they have no answers.

    Every Dr. tells me it is totally irrelevant whether a person ever sneezes or not . That information does not console me. This problem has me totally obsessed, uncomfortable, nervous and depressed all the time. I keep waiting for the next urge to sneeze to come. It usually does at least once a day but then I cannot complete the act. Then I get depressed.

    The only research I have found about this problem being medical is with people who have had strokes. Sometimes their brain stem and medulla will not allow the sneeze reflex to work properly. But then there are usually other reflex problems like inability to swallow and yawn that accompany stroke victims. I have none of those symptoms.

    Up until the day that that person talked to me when I was about to sneeze I never even thought about the act of sneezing. I just sneezed when I had to like we all do. The few times I do sneeze now feel no different then when I cannot. The mechanism just decides to work.

    Before that day four years ago I never even thought about sneezing. I do not ever remember not being able to sneeze when I had to. Now, sneezing is a nightmare.

    I have not sneezed even once in the last 5 weeks. I keep waiting for the next urge to sneeze to come. When I do sneeze I am seriously ready to go out and celebrate. I tell myself I am OK and that I will stop worrying about sneezing . I do stop for a few days. Then a sneeze urge comes. I can't complete it and I start obsessing again.

    I am a 60 year old male in very good physical condition. My very neurotic mind is another story. I have suffered from many O.C.D related issues, including anxiety and hypochondria. I am thinking that the ability to sneeze normally will never return.

    Anyone have intelligent answers? Thanks.
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    If this is a serious question then it depends. If the guy who fell off did so at 200 or looked like he fucked himself up real good then I would stop and help. If it was just a little lowside then you being there isn't going to help and he might as well just decide weather to stop himself or pick it up and carry on...But I'm sure this is trolling haha

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    Definitely stop. Mates before pigs.
    Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot

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    Stop

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    Quote Originally Posted by carver View Post
    if you and 2 mates were doing a runner, and the cop had just u turned...
    your putting good distance between you and him cause your doing 150 already.
    your all doing about 200~ so not too quick, you go into a 65 corner, and the lead dude comes off....

    do you?

    • stop and risk getting arrested
    • keep going and hope the cop deals with it.
    • hide and see if the cop goes past and head back if he does.
    Why stop - if he's so useless he can't ride around a 65 at 200 then why would you want to be his mate?

    But to answer your question - it depends on if you made it around the corner, or if you ran your mate over as you went around the corner
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    i'd activate my rocket boosters and pop out wings. Fly over the crashed leader and pick him up with my deployable cargo net,

    i'd then do a bombing run on said police car, covering him in tater sauce before fleeing to the country side

    but seriously, i'd stop to help any biker,

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    if it were me id keep going.
    cops are assholes. if one biker falls off and theres 2 more they will try and do you racing.

    all the cops do is turn up and try and make some money out of the situation.

    they get espially pissed off when they turn up and find the situation under control.
    when this happens they usually just reach for the ticket book.
    it always helps to have a friend with a trailor on the way because them cops usualy bring tow trucks to take the mess home, and its ooohhh so good to tell them to fuck off cos you got a tow coming already.

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    In true life this i dont think will be happening but if it was to happen and the lead rider just had a slide out or something on the not so damaging side then i'd be gone and tell him later that he would of done the same but if it was a nice looking highside then i'd stop in a flash if it was one of my mates.
    I want to ride everyday...... Fuck work

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimjim View Post
    why dont you grow up knob head
    if you dont like it dont read it old man

    serious question

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    So which one did YOU choose, carver?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Weaver View Post
    I have a weird, unusual, condition . I continually get stuck sneezes. I get the urge to sneeze. I go AHHH but the Choo will not come.

    ... I can't complete it and I start obsessing again.
    I cure my daughter's hiccups by telling her I'll give her all the money in my bank account if she'll just hiccup one more time. Don't know how, but it works every time. (That or scaring the living daylights out of her, although this tends to have an adverse affect on our dog when I do it....)
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    Quote Originally Posted by wbks View Post
    So which one did YOU choose, carver?
    i would keep going...
    a cop is more capable of doing something (calling for backup etc)

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