Another Wedding Photo

[Biff]

Why it's important to smile......

[Blakamin]

Do you blame him for not smiling????????

[Skunk]

Do you blame him for not smiling? :killingme That's not nice. She's probably a very nice person. With a big heart.

[scumdog]

Oh-oh, here we go again, any minute now "somebody" is going to point out the heartlesness of all you critical peoples..... :yeah:

[Blakamin]

does any bloke actually smile on his wedding day?????
I thought the stress was too much.....

[White trash]

I almost farken fainted mate. Then I got the giggles and me and the best man were basically pissing ourselves by the end of it.

[Midnight 82]

:spudwhat: What is there two people in this photo :wari:

[scumdog]

I almost farken fainted mate.

Me too! But then it was in Las Vegas and the temperature was 48 degrees AND the Caddy limo had the air-conditioning turned off as it was overheating!!


I wonder how the poor peoples weddings go??? :Pokey: :msn-wink:

[Biff]

I wonder how the poor peoples weddings go??? :Pokey: :msn-wink:


I met a poor person once. Then I stepped over him.

[White trash]

What I'm interested in, is where the fuck you find all these wedding pics, Biff? I mean, do you surf wedding sites all day or some shit? :spudwhat:

[Biff]

What I'm interested in, is where the fuck you find all these wedding pics, Biff? I mean, do you surf wedding sites all day or some shit? :spudwhat:


Nah - every morning I get shed loads of funnies, photo's and such like. I received the one I posted yesterday, yestereday. Today's was received months ago.

Here, have some lunch......

[jrandom]

does any bloke actually smile on his wedding day?????
I thought the stress was too much.....

Nope.

I don't think I smiled, apart from fake ones for the photos. It was awful.

A friend of mine was given a hip flask full of Glenlivet the morning of his wedding day. He said it helped greatly.

My advice to anyone who wants to get married?

Go to the registry office, it's only $30 or so. Get it over with. What, you got $15,000 you don't know what to do with and you want to blow it on a big party? Have a big bloody party then, but why associate it with your piece of paper that just ends up begetting decidely MORE expensive pieces of paper ten years later when you divorce and have to split up the house that you've actually paid for about 85% of while she sat at home looking after the kid that SHE wanted?

It just ends in tears, mark my words.

Might as well get drunk and kill yourself already. Think of the children.

[Blakamin]

What I'm interested in, is where the fuck you find all these wedding pics, Biff? I mean, do you surf wedding sites all day or some shit? :spudwhat:
hehehehe.... must be an exciting life ,that....



[edit]
Obviously someone does it then...
and that last pic Biff, :sick:

[Biff]

and that last pic Biff, :sick:


You love it really Blakamin. Here, have some more.

Note: The following may offend, or as in Blakamin's case - give you the horn.

[**R1**]

:sick: :sick: :sick: :sick:

[PSYCHO]

faaark, I dunno what to say.

[Biff]

faaark, I dunno what to say.

how about, "I have a hard on now because those photos have given me the horn. Does anyone know where I can put it?"

[PSYCHO]

how about, "I have a hard on now because those photos have given me the horn. Does anyone know where I can put it?"

ahhh...........no

those bitches have more rolls than a fuckin bread shop!

[Biff]

ahhh...........no

those bitches have more rolls than a fuckin bread shop!

but imagine how comfortable it must be, with the lights off of course.


A wise (non PC) man once said, "Fucking fat birds is like riding a moped. Great fun until your mates see you on one."

[Midnight 82]

I met a poor person once. Then I stepped over him.

You bastard that was me :confused:

[PSYCHO]

but imagine how comfortable it must be, with the lights off of course.

you'd have to have the light off or else you'd burn yo ass on the light bulb!

[Midnight 82]

You love it really Blakamin. Here, have some more.

Note: The following may offend, or as in Blakamin's case - give you the horn.

:spudwhat: The only reason Blakamin gets a hardon is because the last photo is his current fuck. :yeah:

[Slipstream]

:spudwhat: The only reason Blakamin gets a hardon is because the last photo is his current fuck. :yeah:


On behalf of Blakamin:
um...ouch:confused:

[Paul in NZ]

:spudwhat: The only reason Blakamin gets a hardon is because the last photo is his current fuck. :yeah:

OK - I know that was supposed to be a bit of a laugh but I think you have one foot on the line here and the other way over it old son.

Mrs B is not only a very decent person but is actually a damn fine looking lady.

Might just be my 1950's sense of wots right and wots not but... An appology could be in order here.

Paul N

[Biff]

:spudwhat: The only reason Blakamin gets a hardon is because the last photo is his current fuck. :yeah:


Erm - hmmm. :confused:

Did you ever get an interview with the diplomatic core?

[Midnight 82]

OK - I know that was supposed to be a bit of a laugh but I think you have one foot on the line here and the other way over it old son.

Mrs B is not only a very decent person but is actually a damn fine looking lady.

Might just be my 1950's sense of wots right and wots not but... An appology could be in order here.

Paul N

Hell yeah not an attack on BLAKAMIN. And im a big enough man to say sorry
:o :Oops: :innocent: No harm intened :yeah:

[Midnight 82]

:done: I might as well say sorry to the rest of you all to.
Sorry sorry sorry no harm was meant ok.
From the bottem of my heart everyone :yeah:

[Sniper]

"I like big butts and I cannot lye". Poor bugger, it was proberbly an arranged marriage where he was forced to be a slave if he didnt. I would choose being a slave

[Sniper]

ahhh...........no

those bitches have more rolls than a fuckin bread shop!

And more chins than a chinese phone book

[Biff]

:done: I might as well say sorry to the rest of you all to.
Sorry sorry sorry no harm was meant ok.
From the bottem of my heart everyone :yeah:


You have huge testicles. Apology and bribe accepted, and may I thank you for being the first person here ever to have apologised to me. For what I don't know. But it makes me feel all warm and mushy inside anyway (or is that the Prozac?). Thanks. :niceone:

[Midnight 82]

You have huge testicles. Apology and bribe accepted, and may I thank you for being the first person here ever to have apologised to me. For what I don't know. But it makes me feel all warm and mushy inside anyway (or is that the Prozac?). Thanks. :niceone:

:spudwave: No testies here friend they fell off years ago. Glad someone replied mate have a good one. :wari: :wari: :wari: :yeah: Chris

[Paul in NZ]

Hell yeah not an attack on BLAKAMIN. And im a big enough man to say sorry
:o :Oops: :innocent: No harm intened :yeah:

And good for you for doin' it!

Paul N

ps - you can attack that Blakamin dude all you can stand. Just leave the wimmin folk out of it... :niceone:

[Midnight 82]

And good for you for doin' it!

Paul N

ps - you can attack that Blakamin dude all you can stand. Just leave the wimmin folk out of it... :niceone:

MMMMMMMMmmmmmThere was no attack on his partner. Im sure she is a loverly person without a doubt. :yeah: :yeah: :wari:

[ching_ching]

OK enough with the touchy feely shit. More smut, more smut, damn you!!!

:banana: :banana: :banana:

[MSTRS]

how's this

[MacD]

how's this

Or this...

[Skyryder]

Nah - every morning I get shed loads of funnies, photo's and such like. I received the one I posted yesterday, yestereday. Today's was received months ago.

Here, have some lunch......


You mean you save this?? :wari:

Skyryder

[Biff]

You mean you save this?? :wari:

Skyryder

Most of it I palm off on you suckers. Having 5 e-mail accounts I keep finding old stuff, so I chuck it your way then bin it.

You should see the shit I get that I don't post here!

[Skyryder]

Most of it I palm of on you suckers. Having 5 e-mail accounts I keep finding old stuff, so I chuck it your way then bin it.

Why does this remind me of Tui's

Skyryder