Fast Garage...

[madbikeboy]

I took this photo yesterday, but when I rode in this morning I did a quick inventory of the garage:

1 x RS6 wagon
1 x RS4 sedan
1 x MGB roadster
1 x Alfa GTV Spyder
1 x AMG SUV
1 x Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder
1 x Blonde and very hot receptionist from next door (plus jappa crappa)

And 1 x Honda Hornet and 1 x GSXR1000... :)

I can imagine the disgust of the people who share this building after having biker scum moving in... :laugh:

Point is, I'd like to see if anyone can raise the stakes on this game of FAST GARAGE... And if there is hot chicks involved, photo proof must be attached for it to be considered.

Fineprint:
I'm the judge and my decision is final, but I can be swayed with bribes. No cheating, unless it's outrageously funny. There will also be an award for best creativity, best impersonation of a female, and best humour shot.

[nodrog]

does this count? sorry theres no cars involved.

[madbikeboy]

Well, that's the spirit. The garage bit doesn't need to be taken that literally. Good effort, A-.

[scorry]

does this count? sorry theres no cars involved.

um yea i think we have a winner

[vifferman]

I know a few people who have impressive beasties in the gargre (although not quite as impressive as those posted so far).
A guy who works with my wife has several Porsches (3 or 4, I think) and an RS4 to tow whichever one he's racing. The guy up the ROW across the road from us has a Porsche 356 Speedster, a 911 for racing, a De Tomaso Pantera (apparently very fast in a straight line, but somewhat of a pig on corners, and when it's started it rattles our house). Their neighbour has an RS4, and their neighbour has an M5.
A friend of mine in Florida has a VFR800, and RC51, and a Corvette ZR1.

Our gargre is singularly unimpressive (two Pugglyots, a Fart, a VifFerraRi and two rusty MTBs).:pinch:

[portokiwi]

Wheres the photo of the hot blond?????

[gtr boy]

Wheres the photo of the hot blond?????

hell yeah.wheres the tits man

[madbikeboy]

Wheres the photo of the hot blond?????

Your Mrs is reading this post, you know that right?

[GSXR Trace]

thats just rediculous! where the hell do you work... is it a requirement to have something that can break the speed limit without thinking?

[madbikeboy]

My office is in Parnell, and no, there's no minimum speed limits (you'll note there are a couple of Audi's and they're slow).

I've got the fastest ride in the building, and I'm also the only one who's head isn't firmly planted up my own ass... :)

You need to head across for a Movenpick before you disappear...

[portokiwi]

Your Mrs is reading this post, you know that right?

:2thumbsup
Yes and she wants to see this hot Blond as well:p

[nodrog]

I've got the fastest ride in the building....

is the lambo broken?

[GSXR Trace]

My office is in Parnell, and no, there's no minimum speed limits (you'll note there are a couple of Audi's and they're slow).

I've got the fastest ride in the building, and I'm also the only one who's head isn't firmly planted up my own ass... :)

You need to head across for a Movenpick before you disappear...

we had movenpicks the other night.... caramalita and hokey pokey! you missed out man! Won't be making it there tonight, as am going out for dinner... (unless they are open late) save it for the new year! God can't believe its that close

Well have to say, that garage is far more impressive than the parking building I park my bike in at home, or the vehicles at work!

[GSXR Trace]

does this count? sorry theres no cars involved.

that is bloody impressive, would be good to go and gawk at the bikes in the park as an added bonus of seeing a motoGP... now did you actually go to that, or get it off the net?

[Finn]

is the lambo broken?

It's only a Gayardo, the woman's Lambo. His gixxer would be "faster".

[xwhatsit]

1 x Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder
Oh he works with you, does he? I always cross my fingers and hope he scrapes the nose of that car every time he pulls out onto Parnell Rd from that one-way downhill side street. Hasn't happened yet though :pinch:

[GSXR Trace]

Oh he works with you, does he? I always cross my fingers and hope he scrapes the nose of that car every time he pulls out onto Parnell Rd from that one-way downhill side street. Hasn't happened yet though :pinch:

now thats not very nice! Don't let your jealous or disgust at amount of money spent on a car make you wish bad things upon a car... its not its fault!

[nodrog]

... now did you actually go to that, or get it off the net?

i had to go, i was test riding


It's only a Gayardo, the woman's Lambo. His gixxer would be "faster".


..blah blah blah...These specifications enable the Gallardo Spyder to attain a top speed of 314 km/h with the soft top up and 307 km/h when the soft top is down..

goodluck getting a gayixxer to go that fast.

[madbikeboy]

goodluck getting a gayixxer to go that fast.

Sigh.
http://nz.youtube.com/watch?v=sJWx6HqKVfQ


Video evidence of a 999 beating a slow old lambo with 4wd and a roof. Add 150 kg for the convertible, and they're even slower.

And, for the record, it's a slow assed 999, not a good sportsbike like a GSXR1000000000000.

[nodrog]

Sigh.
http://nz.youtube.com/watch?v=sJWx6HqKVfQ


Video evidence of a 999 beating a slow old lambo with 4wd and a roof. Add 150 kg for the convertible, and they're even slower.

And, for the record, it's a slow assed 999, not a good sportsbike like a GSXR1000000000000.

LOL, this blind oldman would whoop your ass!

http://www.egmcartech.com/2008/10/13/belgian-man-sets-blind-top-speed-record-in-a-lamborghini-gallardo/

[SPman]

It's only a Gayardo, the woman's Lambo. His gixxer would be "faster".
The Superleggera is quick though - there was one in this years Targa West over here, and he was leading, until he missed a corner up the road from our place and dropped 15 secs - cost him the event.
Fuckin sounded good though - you could hear it from 5k over the hill......http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tRQb57Mxbk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhW78v-2jcY&feature=related

[xwhatsit]

now thats not very nice! Don't let your jealous or disgust at amount of money spent on a car make you wish bad things upon a car... its not its fault!
I can't help it! I'm a compsci student! We just have a natural judgemental reaction to anybody with enough money to buy more than rags and a crappy old car!

Especially against law students and (*bleuuggggh*) business school students :lol:

No, he just seems a bit silly -- I imagine he only lives 3km up the road, yet he commutes in that thing -- likes to make a big scene, convertible, sunglasses, revving the shit out of it. I'm sure he's a nice guy... if you're a multisquillionaire too...

[GSXR Trace]

I can't help it! I'm a compsci student! We just have a natural judgemental reaction to anybody with enough money to buy more than rags and a crappy old car!

Especially against law students and (*bleuuggggh*) business school students :lol:

No, he just seems a bit silly -- I imagine he only lives 3km up the road, yet he commutes in that thing -- likes to make a big scene, convertible, sunglasses, revving the shit out of it. I'm sure he's a nice guy... if you're a multisquillionaire too...

haha cynical... well at least im only a law and science student, so you are only half judgemental of me!
you could almost say the same about me, I commute on my gixer, it takes about 15-20 min, i could catch a bus, i could pushbike etc... but i chooooose to ride my bike... cause i love it!

[Gremlin]

We win (Zapf and I) on the purist front, 4 bikes in the work garage. Two of Zapf's, mine, and the landlord has one.

Now... we're trying to figure out how to get another 2 in, or 1 at the very least :headbang:

[madbikeboy]

haha cynical... well at least im only a law and science student, so you are only half judgemental of me!
you could almost say the same about me, I commute on my gixer, it takes about 15-20 min, i could catch a bus, i could pushbike etc... but i chooooose to ride my bike... cause i love it!

I think it's got such a nice tail... :innocent:

I've driven a heap of supercars over the years, and they're okay.

I did business and law, 7 years worth. Oh dear, I'm a lost cause...

[EJK]

I took this photo yesterday, but when I rode in this morning I did a quick inventory of the garage:

1 x RS6 wagon
1 x RS4 sedan
1 x MGB roadster
1 x Alfa GTV Spyder
1 x AMG SUV
1 x Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder
1 x Blonde and very hot receptionist from next door (plus jappa crappa)

And 1 x Honda Hornet and 1 x GSXR1000... :)

I can imagine the disgust of the people who share this building after having biker scum moving in... :laugh:

Point is, I'd like to see if anyone can raise the stakes on this game of FAST GARAGE... And if there is hot chicks involved, photo proof must be attached for it to be considered.

Fineprint:
I'm the judge and my decision is final, but I can be swayed with bribes. No cheating, unless it's outrageously funny. There will also be an award for best creativity, best impersonation of a female, and best humour shot.

You will love this thread (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=85716)

[MVnut]

I'll throw my 2000mph livingroom into the mix (pics when and if I sort them):wari:

[PirateJafa]

does this count? sorry theres no cars involved.

That's a pretty big impound lot!

[Number One]

I think the real question is 'vear is zis garage? I know some gooooood people!'

[madbikeboy]

I think the real question is 'vear is zis garage? I know some gooooood people!'

Only if we split the profits. But to be honest, no one has any money at the moment, notice the number of high end exotica on TM at the moment? There's a Range Rover Sport in Java black $35,000 below what the car yards have them on for. Owner is a property developer. :) Happy times indeed (there's little room for sympathy for property developers for me...).

[xwhatsit]

haha cynical... well at least im only a law and science student, so you are only half judgemental of me!
you could almost say the same about me, I commute on my gixer, it takes about 15-20 min, i could catch a bus, i could pushbike etc... but i chooooose to ride my bike... cause i love it!
Yes, but one can't accuse either yourself or MBB of showing off -- it's a GSXR, might as well take a Toyota Corolla :whistle:

[007XX]

This thread has gone way off topic... :rolleyes:

Lets see if this works...

[xwhatsit]

Doesn't work -- car is slow, and the girl looks a bit slow too.

[laserracer]

i have a customer/friend that has a new porche cheyene gte, a new bmw m5, and a mercedes sl55amg supercharged, all in black, whenever he gets a new car he throws me the keys and says take it for a strop, that AMG sl55 is FAST and so is the m5 ..now the bad bit every week i have to clean them, now for the good bit i get payed to do it:msn-wink:
also have customers with corvettes, mustangs,viper,lambo
trouble is once youv'e cleaned enough cars ,i estimate about 14,000 over the last 10 years , they just become ..well .. cars :bleh:

[madbikeboy]

This thread has gone way off topic... :rolleyes:

Lets see if this works...

Sigh. Thank you so much for getting this back on topic. Bling on the way. And she's a brunette!

[madbikeboy]

Yes, but one can't accuse either yourself or MBB of showing off -- it's a GSXR, might as well take a Toyota Corolla :whistle:

Tracey - shall I hold him, and you hit him, or do you want to let me hit him while you hold him?

[portokiwi]

:drool::devil2: Works for me 007:drool::devil2::niceone:

[Madness]

Lets see if this works...

But it's a fucking Honduh!!

[Gremlin]

Tracey - shall I hold him, and you hit him, or do you want to let me hit him while you hold him?
I don't care about your gsxr... but he said the brunette was no good... that deserves a beating!!! :spanking:

[xwhatsit]

I don't care about your gsxr... but he said the brunette was no good... that deserves a beating!!! :spanking:
I didn't say she was no good -- just don't try talking to her afterwards :sunny:

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[more_fasterer]

This thread has gone way off topic... :rolleyes:

Lets see if this works...

so THAT's where the honda stigma comes from!


Figures.

[madbikeboy]

:2thumbsup
Yes and she wants to see this hot Blond as well:p

Your Mrs is hot, if she likes brunettes then, boy, do I have an offer for her... :shutup:

[HDTboy]

In my garage last year we regularly had a ZX6r, K4 GSXR 1000 ex-superbike, K4 GSXR 600 with fruit, an SRAD 750, and my K2 GSXR 600. That was before anyone would drop stuff off for work.
I know a man who has a V12 e-type, a 916sps, various macintosh suzukis, and a Desmosedici which he's giving a custom paint job (very nice with no fairings). His sons both have K5 1000's too.
Nicko has a few cool bikes in his garage. I hear Finn has a few toys too.

[madbikeboy]

In my garage last year we regularly had a ZX6r, K4 GSXR 1000 ex-superbike, K4 GSXR 600 with fruit, an SRAD 750, and my K2 GSXR 600. That was before anyone would drop stuff off for work.
I know a man who has a V12 e-type, a 916sps, various macintosh suzukis, and a Desmosedici which he's giving a custom paint job (very nice with no fairings). His sons both have K5 1000's too.
Nicko has a few cool bikes in his garage. I hear Finn has a few toys too.

Yeah, that's an A+ effort. Where's the photos?

You have to visit McKintosh's workshop sometime, there's some cool stuff there...

[007XX]

But it's a fucking Honduh!!

The simple fact that you even SAW what brand of car it was is a serious cause of concern me thinks :shifty:

Besides, if you boys don't like that one, how about pulling finger out and supplying better uh? :blip:

C'mon...outdo me if you can, Pansies! :nya:

[Gremlin]

ahah!! A challenge!

Breeeeennnggggg eeeeeeeet ooooooon :girlfight:

Considering I have no idea what your's name is, and mine is pretty obvious, I weeeen!! :2thumbsup

Warning: Picture is large...

[madbikeboy]

The simple fact that you even SAW what brand of car it was is a serious cause of concern me thinks :shifty:

Besides, if you boys don't like that one, how about pulling finger out and supplying better uh? :blip:

C'mon...outdo me if you can, Pansies! :nya:

The sound you just heard, was the gauntlet clattering as it hit the floor...

[007XX]

bahahahaha...

Excellent!!! Little note though: seeing a lot more of the car works best eh!

[racerhead]

:yes::yes:

[madbikeboy]

bahahahaha...

Excellent!!! Little note though: seeing a lot more of the car works best eh!

There's a car in this photo? Where?

[madbikeboy]

:yes::yes:

Nice GSXR - there's a chick in this photo? - Where?

[racerhead]

Nice GSXR - there's a chick in this photo? - Where?

Thought it might give you some ideas for the trackbike:D

[madbikeboy]

Thought it might give you some ideas for the trackbike:D

Are you suggesting I get MadBikeBabe to pose on the racebike wearing nice panties??

[Gremlin]

Tis cheating if they are motorbikes!! They should be in the biker chicks & brolly dolly thread :laugh:

and pah to having to see the whole car, its not like we're really gonna find it in the pic :bleh: (dang, none of the pics I got from my hard drive have the whole car... oh well :laugh:)

do I win on sheer overwhelming numbers?

[Gremlin]

Are you suggesting I get MadBikeBabe to pose on the racebike wearing nice panties??
you have to ask? :wacko:

[madbikeboy]

Tis cheating if they are motorbikes!! They should be in the biker chicks & brolly dolly thread :laugh:

and pah to having to see the whole car, its not like we're really gonna find it in the pic :bleh: (dang, none of the pics I got from my hard drive have the whole car... oh well :laugh:)

do I win on sheer overwhelming numbers?

Patience young Jedi, Number One and 007xx haven't had a chance to reply. Their replies will be worth the wait...

[Gremlin]

Patience young Jedi, Number One and 007xx haven't had a chance to reply. Their replies will be worth the wait...
ah... you don't know me... patience has been removed from my vocab. I realised just HOW impatient I was when I had a sandwich, and could turn it into a nice toasted sammie, but couldn't bear the thought of waiting for it to be ready...

So, evidently they are off trying to beat my attempt... I better go find some more ammo :chase:

[racerhead]

Are you suggesting I get MadBikeBabe to pose on the racebike wearing nice panties??

Ahhhh, ummmm, maybe:clap:

[007XX]

There's a car in this photo? Where?

That's more like it!!


Tis cheating if they are motorbikes!! They should be in the biker chicks & brolly dolly thread :laugh:

and pah to having to see the whole car, its not like we're really gonna find it in the pic :bleh: (dang, none of the pics I got from my hard drive have the whole car... oh well :laugh:)

do I win on sheer overwhelming numbers?

Nah...try again Little One! :nya:


Patience young Jedi, Number One and 007xx haven't had a chance to reply. Their replies will be worth the wait...

Such faith...almost brought a tear to my eye *sniff*

Allright, for you then...

[007XX]

So, evidently they are off trying to beat my attempt... I better go find some more ammo :chase:

Te he...isn't he cute?

Here...have a few more! *only took me a couple of mins to find this lot...have fun!*

[Gremlin]

Nah...try again Little One! :nya:

Te he...isn't he cute?
cute? little? not quite dearie... but its about time you replied... I was like... waiting foooor evvvaaaaaaarrrrrrrr. You must also have a tiny screen... larger pics please would ya? :D

Does this one have enough car? (can't be bothered trying to trawl through 35,000 files for the odd vehicle relates ones)

[madbikeboy]

Nice one 007XX, OMG, this one is just stunning...

[racerhead]

Heres a few more but some of them have bikes in them, that ok? :whocares:

[madbikeboy]

Heres a few more but some of them have bikes in them, that ok? :whocares:

Mmm, promo slappers. Did I ever tell you guys about this one time in Wellington, when I woke up with 5 promo girls in my bed...? I couldn't make shit like this up...

[racerhead]

Mmm, promo slappers. Did I ever tell you guys about this one time in Wellington, when I woke up with 5 promo girls in my bed...? I couldn't make shit like this up...

These remind you of any of them???:innocent:

[007XX]

cute? little? not quite dearie... but its about time you replied... I was like... waiting foooor evvvaaaaaaarrrrrrrr. You must also have a tiny screen... larger pics please would ya? :D

Does this one have enough car? (can't be bothered trying to trawl through 35,000 files for the odd vehicle relates ones)

Bahaha...can I have my hook and sinker back please? :innocent:

As far as replying in a hurry m'dear, I was busy having a life but you are right about the size of the pics, they are a little on the small side. I just admit I do not have a library of gorgeous girls posing next to cars, so just had to weave a little Google magic and take what i could get.


These remind you of any of them???:innocent:

I'd love to know the details surrounding that little story! :shifty:


Anyway...here are a few more pics but me thinks I'll let someone else play now.

[Number One]

What's with the skeletal promo slappers? I prefer hot cheerleaders (http://i16.tinypic.com/66blp21.jpg), they are athletic (http://content.crazyphotos.com/85311.jpg), flexible (http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/33-hot-cheerleaders.jpg), they can dance (http://skirmisher.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/russian_cheerleaders.JPG) AND they actually smile (http://www.thebluething.com/games/files/hotcheerleaders.jpg) for real!!!!! Promo girls are just there to ooze sex, look sulky and try to not look out of place in their teeny tiny lycra get ups :yawn:

I get that some of the 'girls' have gorgeous long legs (made look even longer by impossibly high heels) and cuteish mostly cellulite free asses but I just look at some of those pics in here and think those girls have yet to grow up and some look barely legal. I just find myself wondering where they mothers are :rofl: and wondering how many might flake out during the day due to being malnourished :lol:

The woman in front of the red ferrari ...give that woman some food! :puke: how can you find a set of tits remotely appealing when you can make out every rib in the ribcage that supports them?

These hungry girls would have no stamina at all I bet :lol:

BTW - Yes I am being mean to skinny girls for being hot and skinny - and in the immortal words of my favourite metal band...


so fucking what?!

Now THESE girls have got back :shifty: http://www.sundaegirls.com/traffic/1359.jpg :rofl:

[madbikeboy]

Okay, so here's my $0.02.

Healthy, muscular, toned beats skinny and malnourished. I like women who are athletic and active. So Cheerleader beats promo girl hands down.

Soooo, in a previous life, I used to build demo and show cars for car audio. We used to have promo girls that wore lycra to stand next to our cars etc. Now, this one night in Wellington got way out of control, and I ended up grabbing all our promo girls and we had a little slumber party back at the apartment... I was in a serious relationship with Evil-Ex, so I behaved myself, but there is a legendary photo of me, asleep, nestled between 5 really good looking promo girls in various states of dis-dress or nakedness...

I'd tell you more, but I pinky swore with the girls that what goes on tour, stays on tour. I can tell you for sure that waxing is a much better plan than shaving :2thumbsup

[scorry]

there is a legendary photo of me, asleep, nestled between 5 really good looking promo girls in various states of dis-dress or nakedness...



come on bud you should know by now, pics or it didnt happen lol

[racerhead]

Healthy, muscular, toned beats skinny and malnourished. I like women who are athletic and active. So Cheerleader beats promo girl hands down.


Ok think we all agree on this so far so the question is . . . . . .
How do we go about starting a thread that involves lots of pictures of said healthy, flexible, toned hotties???:clap:

[Number One]

How do we go about starting a thread that involves lots of pictures of said healthy, flexible, toned hotties???:clap:
:rofl: that is piss easy - though I fear you would be best placing it within LOA...sort your membership out and see you there :blip: :eek:

[racerhead]

:rofl: that is piss easy - though I fear you would be best placing it within LOA...sort your membership out and see you there :blip: :eek:

:argh::argh::bash::bash::crybaby::crybaby::crybaby :
Not allowed into it yet:crybaby:
Ill see ye all there soon, hopefully:woohoo:

[Number One]

Nah you have to 'subscribe'

[racerhead]

Anyway back to promo girls for now:wari:

[musicman]

I took this photo yesterday... I'd like to see if anyone can raise the stakes on this game of FAST GARAGE... And if there is hot chicks involved, photo proof must be attached for it to be considered.

Fineprint:
I'm the judge and my decision is final, but I can be swayed with bribes. No cheating, unless it's outrageously funny. There will also be an award for best creativity, best impersonation of a female, and best humour shot.

So how did this thread go from being a game of fast garage to just another KB girly pic thread?? :rolleyes:


I get that some of the 'girls' have gorgeous long legs (made look even longer by impossibly high heels) and cuteish mostly cellulite free asses but I just look at some of those pics in here and think those girls have yet to grow up and some look barely legal. I just find myself wondering where they mothers are :rofl: and wondering how many might flake out during the day due to being malnourished :lol:


The younger the yummier, I always say. :drool:

I agree with you about skinny girls though.