Fast Garage...

[madbikeboy]

I took this photo yesterday, but when I rode in this morning I did a quick inventory of the garage:

1 x RS6 wagon
1 x RS4 sedan
1 x MGB roadster
1 x Alfa GTV Spyder
1 x AMG SUV
1 x Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder
1 x Blonde and very hot receptionist from next door (plus jappa crappa)

And 1 x Honda Hornet and 1 x GSXR1000...

I can imagine the disgust of the people who share this building after having biker scum moving in...

Point is, I'd like to see if anyone can raise the stakes on this game of FAST GARAGE... And if there is hot chicks involved, photo proof must be attached for it to be considered.

Fineprint:
I'm the judge and my decision is final, but I can be swayed with bribes. No cheating, unless it's outrageously funny. There will also be an award for best creativity, best impersonation of a female, and best humour shot.

[nodrog:Me]

does this count? sorry theres no cars involved.

[madbikeboy]

Well, that's the spirit. The garage bit doesn't need to be taken that literally. Good effort, A-.

[scorry]

does this count? sorry theres no cars involved.

um yea i think we have a winner

[vifferman]

I know a few people who have impressive beasties in the gargre (although not quite as impressive as those posted so far).
A guy who works with my wife has several Porsches (3 or 4, I think) and an RS4 to tow whichever one he's racing. The guy up the ROW across the road from us has a Porsche 356 Speedster, a 911 for racing, a De Tomaso Pantera (apparently very fast in a straight line, but somewhat of a pig on corners, and when it's started it rattles our house). Their neighbour has an RS4, and their neighbour has an M5.
A friend of mine in Florida has a VFR800, and RC51, and a Corvette ZR1.

Our gargre is singularly unimpressive (two Pugglyots, a Fart, a VifFerraRi and two rusty MTBs).

[portokiwi]

Wheres the photo of the hot blond?????

[gtr boy]

Wheres the photo of the hot blond?????

hell yeah.wheres the tits man

[madbikeboy]

Wheres the photo of the hot blond?????

Your Mrs is reading this post, you know that right?

[GSXR Trace]

thats just rediculous! where the hell do you work... is it a requirement to have something that can break the speed limit without thinking?

[madbikeboy]

My office is in Parnell, and no, there's no minimum speed limits (you'll note there are a couple of Audi's and they're slow).

I've got the fastest ride in the building, and I'm also the only one who's head isn't firmly planted up my own ass...

You need to head across for a Movenpick before you disappear...

[portokiwi]

Your Mrs is reading this post, you know that right?

Yes and she wants to see this hot Blond as well

[nodrog:Me]

I've got the fastest ride in the building....

is the lambo broken?

[GSXR Trace]

My office is in Parnell, and no, there's no minimum speed limits (you'll note there are a couple of Audi's and they're slow).

I've got the fastest ride in the building, and I'm also the only one who's head isn't firmly planted up my own ass...

You need to head across for a Movenpick before you disappear...

we had movenpicks the other night.... caramalita and hokey pokey! you missed out man! Won't be making it there tonight, as am going out for dinner... (unless they are open late) save it for the new year! God can't believe its that close

Well have to say, that garage is far more impressive than the parking building I park my bike in at home, or the vehicles at work!

[GSXR Trace]

does this count? sorry theres no cars involved.

that is bloody impressive, would be good to go and gawk at the bikes in the park as an added bonus of seeing a motoGP... now did you actually go to that, or get it off the net?

[Finn]

is the lambo broken?

It's only a Gayardo, the woman's Lambo. His gixxer would be "faster".