Fancy dress parties

[Blossom]

So I have to go to a fancy dress party on friday night for the mans work.
I have decided to go as supernanny cause its blardy funny and I have made my own naughty spot.
Man has not yet decided on who he wants to go as but last report was 'the stig' :laugh:
Soo.... what of you lot. what is the best fancy dress idea you have had yet? Or maybe its one you have seen?

The man could use some inspiration.
Thanks all.:msn-wink:

[Tank]

if you are Supernanny - he could be a nughty, naughty boy

[Mom]

I had just started a new job as PA to the Managing Director of a company, it was the week of Halloween, and there was a big company Halloween party that I was told in no uncertain terms I had to attend. Dont know if any of you remember the What Now skits on a Sunday morning with the dolls come to life, Barbie was called Lifestyle Sharon.

Anyway a friend had made her daughter a Lifestyle Sharon outfit which I borrowed, complete with short red sequined skirt and blolero top, blonde wig and red bow hairties in the ponytails...LOL

I went as his worst nightmare :yes: His new PA! Totally OTT blonde carry on, had him in stitches. Served him right really, he thought I would turn up in something far more traditional, obviously did not know me that well :blip:

[Tank]

Anyway a friend had made her daughter a Lifestyle Sharon outfit which I borrowed, complete with short red sequined skirt and blolero top, blonde wig and red bow hairties in the ponytails...LOL



got pics ????

[Mom]

got pics ????

I am sure there are some somewhere, sadly I dont have any. I do however have a pic of me singing in a little group we called True Agony. We styled ourselves on that all girl TV picked singing group True Bliss, and applied a large amount of poetic license :yes:


http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=1678012&postcount=170

[mister.koz]

got pics ????

Yeah, i'm with tank. pics??

[NinjaNanna]

Gene Simmons from his KISS days, either that or Disco Dan with double mega Fro

[Blossom]

if you are Supernanny - he could be a nughty, naughty boy

err yeah that one has been suggested a few times so far and he is less than enthusiastic about the idea. After all his user name on here is blossomsowner so I guess that gives you an idea of his opinion of me bossing him about. :laugh:

His latest plan is to go as the crocodile hunter, all I can imagine now is him in some tight green rugby shorts....:bleh::chase:

and yeah...how about some pix of your fancy dress costumes eh?

[kevfromcoro]

Went to a p party once
by p..iam mean everyone had to dress up in something starting with p
there were penguins. pussys. possums.peglegs.
all sorts.
me and the missus... put 2 rabit suits on...with a bit of fluff between our legs..
haha...2 pubic hares..........

[Blossom]

2 pubic hares..........

:Punk:

omg... that is brilliant. pics please????

[Fatt Max]

Ah yes, fancy dress parties.

I go dressed in nothing but a pair of undies. When asked "What are you" I simply say "I'm a premature ejaculation, I've come in my pants"

Still waiting for a prize though......

I knew a dyslexic guy who went to a toga party dressed as a goat.

There was also the girl who went dressed in nothing but black socks and black gloves. When asked what she was, she did a star jump and said "The 5 of spades"

[kevfromcoro]

:Punk:

omg... that is brilliant. pics please????
nah...you might stick it all over the internet...
got a few thinking though.....
KEV

[Subike]

I went to a fancy dress party which was for a couple who had been engauged to be married.
It was for a family that were Greek Orthodox Catholics !
I dressed as a Greek Orthodox Priest, full long black beard and funny skull cap!
My partner as A Nun, Big white bib, veil and rosery beeds!
The twist was that she was "pregnant"!
during the night on the dance floor she went into "labour pains"
And dropped a "baby" out from under her habit! ( baby was a plastic doll)
It went down really well and every body was shocked at first till they saw the fun of it.

[Maha]

Listen very carefully, I shall say this only once.....

Paint (using makeup etc) you face a pasty red/pruple colour, and just before you enter the party, fill your mouth with Custard (be sure to take custard with you) when the first person asks ''what you are''? bash your puffed cheecks with both hands (expelling the custard) and then tell them that you are a Pimple!!

[Fatt Max]

Listen very carefully, I shall say this only once.....

Paint (using makeup etc) you face a pasty red/pruple colour, and just before you enter the party, fill your mouth with Custard (be sure to take custard with you) when the first person asks ''what you are''? bash your puffed cheecks with both hands (expelling the custard) and then tell them that you are a Pimple!!

That is facking mint mate, roll on the crimbo works do...:banana:

[kevfromcoro]

haha..this thread is a laugh..
i dressed up as french maid once
think the short skirt and the hairy legs gave me away...
Girlfriend wouldnt take to me after that..
dont know whats wrong with some people....
just having fun

[Blossom]

nah...you might stick it all over the internet...
KEV

Good point. I might. :dodge:

If I had my way I would have gone to the party as magenta off rocky horror picture show and him as Baldrick off blackadder.. But well he is the manager and I getting a bit old to be wearing the maid outfit. :weep:

[Blossom]

haha..this thread is a laugh..
i dressed up as french maid once
think the short skirt and the hairy legs gave me away...
Girlfriend wouldnt take to me after that..
dont know whats wrong with some people....
just having fun

you are right not to post pics of that. Someone would defianatly post that all over the internet. :girlfight:

[kevfromcoro]

what happened to the guy who dressed up as a goat.
now that would be a laugh.......
was his name billy....

[Trudes]

As always......
This thread is nothing without PICTURES!!!!!!:wari:

[Blossom]

As always......
This thread is nothing without PICTURES!!!!!!:wari:

If ya really lucky I will take pics of us in our costumes Trudes...
sheesh :crazy:

Off to scour the 2nd hand stores today for a purple suit. Wish me luck.

[alanzs]

Fancy dress party ideas:
Naked except with a pair of sunglasses on. It will make memories for everyone that attended the party...

[The Pastor]

Im going as a pirate to my companys chirstmas thing (we are going on a boat) but its not fancy dress!

[PrincessBandit]

If I had my way I would have gone to the party as magenta off rocky horror picture show :

Magenta is cool. Of the three productions of The Rocky Horror Show we've been to I've gone dressed as Magenta for two of them. Never too old to be a Transylvanian! Columbia would be good for fancy dress too (or RiffRaff complete with hump), Janet and Brad could be good as a partners thing for the less adventurous......

[yungatart]

I went to a fancy dress as a school girl once.
I would have been in my early 30's and wore the uniform I had worn to Intermediate school 20 years before! Yes, it did still fit, but was somewhat tighter and shorter than I remembered it being. Put my hair up in pigtails, painted freckles on my face, you know, the whole nine yards....
Mstrs went to the same party as Aqualung...dirty old man!

[alanzs]

Magenta is cool. Of the three productions of The Rocky Horror Show we've been to I've gone dressed as Magenta for two of them. Never too old to be a Transylvanian! Columbia would be good for fancy dress too (or RiffRaff complete with hump), Janet and Brad could be good as a partners thing for the less adventurous......

I can see you shiver with anticipation!:laugh:

[PrincessBandit]

I can see you shiver with anticipation!:laugh:

Gotta get it right: ...see you shiver with antici







pation!

:msn-wink:

[Blossom]

Fancy dress party ideas:
Naked except with a pair of sunglasses on.

But who would you say you were going as??? lady gidyver (sorry hitcher sp)



Magenta is cool. Of the three productions of The Rocky Horror Show we've been to I've gone dressed as Magenta for two of them. Never too old to be a Transylvanian! Columbia would be good for fancy dress too (or RiffRaff complete with hump), Janet and Brad could be good as a partners thing for the less adventurous......

I could never do Columbia... my voice is too low. Janet hmm.... I dont dress that conservatively even on my best behaviour. :devil2:


Gotta get it right: ...see you shiver with antici







pation!

:msn-wink:

dear me...we are all showing our age arnt we. :clap:

Even smiling makes my face ache. :yes:

Well I got a purple 2 piece suit.. the puppies dont fit in it but I plan on modifying it a little so it fits. :rolleyes: A mate also suggested I take some 'house rules' on a white board or something.. :clap: great idea but I havnt thought of many funny rules to stick on it as yet.

[PrincessBandit]

Oooh ooohh oooohhh.... ABBA! Who else remembers those little short short minis with the cats featured on the front?

[Slyer]

Pirate costume!
Obey your noodly master.

[Mom]

Gotta get it right: ...see you shiver with antici







pation!

:msn-wink:

Columbia is my favourite character in the RHPS. I have the making of the movie on DVD, including alternative scenes Richard O'Brien wrote. Used to go and dress up and attend the movies back in the day. Had it as a theme party many years ago, keep thinking I should do it again.

Toucha, toucha, toucha touch me, I want to get dirty...LOL Janet at her best :yes:

[PrincessBandit]

Columbia is my favourite character in the RHPS. I have the making of the movie on DVD, including alternative scenes Richard O'Brien wrote. Used to go and dress up and attend the movies back in the day. Had it as a theme party many years ago, keep thinking I should do it again.

Toucha, toucha, toucha touch me, I want to get dirty...LOL Janet at her best :yes:

Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me, creature o-of the night! :laugh: Daughter has been asking about having a RHPS party for her 19th.

[Slyer]

...am I invited?

[The Pastor]

...am I invited?
you're invited to my priate party!

[Ocean1]

Nekid, with a hollowed out pear on his knob.

And wait for the question...




Or nekid with his dick in a bowel of custard....

[Pussy]

Or nekid with a piece of barbed wire around the groin area..... Mick Jagger

[Jorja]

okay so imagine being a 12 year old boy and going to your first ever school ball. Shirt and tie type affair.

The theme is fairy tales.

After a few idea ie his motorcross gear. (he didn't like that idea unless he could take the bike too) we went to a local costume shop. The adult costumes are simply incredible.

Well after trying on quite a few we found one that would allow a shy boy to scare heaps of people and show his true self without revealing his identity.:whistle:

He was by far the best dress and quite possibly the most popular.
He danced with heaps of girls too by the sounds of things.:hug:

So merry christmas from your friendly grinch

[Blossom]

Columbia is my favourite character in the RHPS. I have the making of the movie on DVD, including alternative scenes Richard O'Brien wrote. Used to go and dress up and attend the movies back in the day. Had it as a theme party many years ago, keep thinking I should do it again.



If you have a party... they will come.

I would come too... but only if your playing that DVD too.. :lol:
OMG can you imagine... all these bikes turning up at your place just like they do in the movie... bahhhahahaaaaa!!!
:devil2:

[PrincessBandit]

you're invited to my priate party!

:whocares:

Whaaay hay hay! Now is that your pirate party or your private party? And if it's private are we all invited??? huh?

[nighthawk]

Its has been my pleasure to attend a few theme parties over the years, two of the more memorable where a Punk Party in the late 80's,it was 3 months in the planning as most wanted time to grow into character etc.
On the night we had some unexpected visitors ( gate crashers) well they nearly shit themselves when they pushed their way in and were greeted by about a hundred people in full costume, never seen anyone some keen to leave.

The second and most memorable was my daughter's 21st, she had an "S" theme party, I has been seperated from the EX about 2 years at that stage,I went as satan and Ms NH went as a she devil.
well the EX went rightoff about poor taste etc one of the daughters mates topped it off by turning up in brown clothes and wraped in brown paper, he had come as a shit.

[MsKABC]

What's the theme Blossom? There is a good costume shop down your way - have you checked them out? $2 shops are also great for accessorising a costume.

You could buy him an old suit from an op shop that's too small, and he could be Herman Munster. Add a bolt in his neck for authenticity.

Get a white t-shirt and paint a tyre tread on it and he could be a "Protestor" or road kill (or similar).

Buy a pack of those single serve cereal boxes (you know - special K, cornflakes, just right, cocoa pops etc), attach them to a shirt, spear them with plastic knifes, add some red paint and he is a "Cereal Killer".

Do a google search and you'll come up with heaps of ideas!

[Blossom]

Theme is 'superheroes' or 'role models'.
He has decided he is defiantely going as the crocodile hunter complete with rubber snake...:blink: he has been practising the accent since yesterday morning and I am sick of it already..its just unassseptable.

Pics to follow tonight...maybe..if we are feeling brave.

[Number One]

Have a great night SuperNanny and make sure all those naughty children know that their unasseptable behaviour will not be tolerated. Please also be sure to give the ice queens at least three 30 minute time outs on your naughty spot.

Got my cold faced work biarch good at our christmas party too - though she does still have her eyebrows :rolleyes:

[klingon]

... Please also be sure to give the ice queens at least three 30 minute time outs on your naughty spot...



Remember it's one minute for every year of their age. So it should be at least an hour for most of them.

[Blossom]

Remember it's one minute for every year of their age. So it should be at least an hour for most of them.

Thats the funny part...I am the youngest...:lol:
Gawd..I hope the people who own the very flash resturant where we are going, have a good sense of humour.:Pokey:
20 sawmill workers and families playing dressup with a superhero theme.. good greif...I will have my hands full keeping them all in line tonight. Its the getting down to their level to talk to them that has me worried.. I am short.

[MsKABC]

Theme is 'superheroes' or 'role models'.
He has decided he is defiantely going as the crocodile hunter complete with rubber snake...:blink: he has been practising the accent since yesterday morning and I am sick of it already..its just unassseptable.

Pics to follow tonight...maybe..if we are feeling brave.


Crikey!

Re getting "down" to their level, perhaps you need to take a wee stool? lol Have fun :)

[Blossom]

Had a great night. The boss went as saddam Hussain and his wife..Mrs Kumar... too funny. We got too loud, perhaps some of us drank a little too much but all in all a great night. I won a prize for my costume (yeah go me eh)
Anyway despite my hatred of any type of photo of me I did say I would post one so here goes... be nice.

[Number One]

What a hoot - congrats on the prize...what did ya get?

How many naughty spot moments did you have to award?

[Blossom]

I got a $25 pak n save voucher....hahaha...

Used the naughty spot about 4 times... then left it at the resturant..(too many blardy baileys) Hope the waitresses have a good time with it.

[klingon]

Excellent outfit! Well done! I'm going to remember that one for next time I go to a fancy dress party. The costume's only one part - but carrying through with all the distinctive Super Nanny nonsense would be great entertainment.