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Nasty
17th December 2008, 05:38
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:

* 2 litres of low fat milk
* a carton of eggs
* 2 litres of orange juice
* a head of lettuce
* half a dozen tomatoes
* a 500g jar of coffee
* a 250g pack of bacon

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, A
drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of
the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly
stated, "You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued
by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at
her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her
selections that could have tipped off the Drunk to her marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what,
you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."

slofox
17th December 2008, 06:38
Very good........

(Have a Happy Birthday!!!)

Number One
17th December 2008, 07:05
Brave? See now I would've just called him stupid....:lol:

Monamie
17th December 2008, 07:08
Bet he walked out funny with a 500g jar of coffee shoved up his ar$%!!!

musicman
17th December 2008, 19:39
* 2 litres of low fat milk
* a carton of eggs
* 2 litres of orange juice
* a head of lettuce
* half a dozen tomatoes
* a 500g jar of coffee
* a 250g pack of bacon

She looked at her six items on the belt

Wait a minute... am I missing something here? :confused:

CB ARGH
17th December 2008, 19:47
Oh dear. :Pokey:

Conquiztador
17th December 2008, 20:49
Wait a minute... am I missing something here? :confused:

Yep. She was blonde.