Short story

[Maha]

The story goes...
On my way to work today, I call into a local takeaway to get my lunch and notice two bikes parked outside, all good so far, then walk into the food place and see the bikers, greet them in the normal fashion, and the male biker says ''nice shorts''!! :eek:

Yes I wear shorts to work and thank you for noticing
I told him I have a clothing Mentor....:msn-wink:

Is this a weird thing for one male to say to another??
I was happy he didn't mention my legs..:rolleyes:

[Ixion]

I take it the bikes were Hondas ?

EDIT: Oh, of course *you* ride a Honda, don't you. Perfectly normal, then.

[pete376403]

Possibly a back-handed way of pointing out the risk of wearing shorts while riding.

[Maha]

Noooooooo, did I not mention that? :whistle:
Glad you asked Ixion
Suzuki's ...GSXR and an SV.....I think the bloked ordered and extra sausage on his all day breakfast...:yes:

[Ixion]

More likely a back handed invitation to go riding without shorts.

[Maha]

Possibly a back-handed way of pointing out the risk of wearing shorts while riding.

Not really....I was in my work van.

[Slyer]

Of course you leave your own suggestive comment out of the story huh?

[Scouse]

The story goes...
On my way to work today, I call into a local takeaway to get my lunch and notice two bikes parked outside, all good so far, then walk into the food place and see the bikers, greet them in the normal fashion, and the male biker says ''nice shorts''!! :eek:

Yes I wear shorts to work and thank you for noticing
I told him I have a clothing Mentor....:msn-wink:

Is this a weird thing for one male to say to another??
I was happy he didn't mention my legs..:rolleyes:Suppose it depends on what yer shorts look like (ie: if they are like stubbies from the 70's or like real bum hugger short shorts) or they may be style guru's and were just being sarcastic.

[portokiwi]

:laugh: mabe that just thought you were hot.:laugh:
and they were waiting for a sexy reply.
did they have pink bows on the handle bars:msn-wink:

[R6_kid]

Suppose it depends on what yer shorts look like (ie: if they are like stubbies from the 70's or like real bum hugger short shorts) or they may be style guru's and were just being sarcastic.

someones on the money :clap:

[madbikeboy]

Maha (aka Horse)

Now, I hate to be the one to point this out, but I think the point the guy was making was that your point would have been dangling below the shorts. Mom says that size matters, and in your case, that's the point.

I hope this pointed response helps you see that your title misses the point.

[Stirts]

Pssst Maha.....you sposed to only wear those shorts for Mom

NSW
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=92157&d=1207702894

[Maha]

Of course you leave your own suggestive comment out of the story huh?

Which was???

Suppose it depends on what yer shorts look like (ie: if they are like stubbies from the 70's or like real bum hugger short shorts) or they may be style guru's and were just being sarcastic.

Stubbies Rock Steve....not bum hugger no no.....:shifty:


:laugh: mabe that just thought you were hot.:laugh:
and they were waiting for a sexy reply.
did they have pink bows on the handle bars:msn-wink:

Yes all of the above Bruce, I think the chick was rideing the GSXR to be honest...:rockon:

[Maha]

Maha (aka Horse)

Now, I hate to be the one to point this out, but I think the point the guy was making was that your point would have been dangling below the shorts. Mom says that size matters, and in your case, that's the point.

I hope this pointed response helps you see that your title misses the point.

If he could see parts thereof then.....na see, where my mind went was, 'why did he look in the first place'??


Pssst Maha.....you sposed to only wear those shorts for Mom

NSW
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=92157&d=1207702894

Cant see that Stirty, dont do the DOA or DUF or whatever its called, you may find another way to show Moi!!

[Maha]

someones on the money :clap:

Shut up Gareth....you weren't there...:shutup:

[Littleman]

There is one man that can answer your question Mark.

He is the man I would go to who is truely the definitive authority on shorts.

And jandals.

Possibly singlets.

[yungatart]

Only commented on the shorts, huh?
Never mentioned your gorgeous legs at all?

Obviously a man with no taste....

[The Stranger]

There is one man that can answer your question Mark.

He is the man I would go to who is truely the definitive authority on shorts.

And jandals.

Possibly singlets.

Ah, but does he know anything of fine Port?

[prettybillie]

Possibly a back-handed way of pointing out the risk of wearing shorts while riding.

I agree with this dude!

[toycollector10]

I'm not gay, "not that there's anything wrong with that" but we need pictures. Then we will know WTF it's all about.

[jafar]

I agree with this dude!

But maha was in his work van :doh:
Commenting on his shorts is bad enough :spanking:
I'm surprised the poor Suzi riders were able to keep their breakfast down after seeing his spindles hanging out from the boxxers:eek:

[toycollector10]

A nice comeback though, "I have a clothing mentor".

Can I use that if I get into that sort of trouble?

[jtzzr]

You`re a fuckin attractive man Mark( I didn`t mean that in a gay way) , take it as a compliment,or personal abuse either way someone noticed you.

[Maha]

Only commented on the shorts, huh?
Never mentioned your gorgeous legs at all?

Obviously a man with no taste....

Damn straight Janet....ya'll know a good pair of pins when see them eh?...:niceone:


Ah, but does he know anything of fine Port?

Pfft who doesn't, I was drinking the stuff out a plastic cup on Saturday night...:apint:

There is one man that can answer your question Mark.

He is the man I would go to who is truely the definitive authority on shorts.

And jandals.

Possibly singlets.

I did mention my Mentor eh Greg??.....:banana:

[Maha]

I'm not gay, "not that there's anything wrong with that" but we need pictures. Then we will know WTF it's all about.

Noooooooo you dont need pictures, my word is proof enough...:shifty:


But maha was in his work van :doh:
Commenting on his shorts is bad enough :spanking:
I'm surprised the poor Suzi riders were able to keep their breakfast down after seeing his spindles hanging out from the boxxers:eek:

Boxers are for bitches Marty, my boys need to feel loved...:love:


You`re a fuckin attractive man Mark( I didn`t mean that in a gay way) , take it as a compliment,or personal abuse either way someone noticed you.

Thank you JT....if you are here on the 31st? come midnight? dont be anywhere near me, I might not be able to controll myself...:eek:
And the person who noticed me......has posted in this fred!...: :msn-wink:

[Mom]

maybe they just thought you were hot.

He is :yes: :blip:


Maha (aka Horse)

Mom says that size matters, and in your case, that's the point.

Thanks for sharing a confidence sweetie :Pokey: I thought we were just having a little conversation, not a full blown confession :sunny:


Never mentioned your gorgeous legs at all? Obviously a man with no taste....

Yeah, his legs are :drool:

Stop perving bitch! :Pokey:


Ah, but does he know anything of fine Port?


Imagine this, a lovely tawny, uncorked and breathing....:love:

tipped into a plastic beaker! :puke:

God we camp with peasants :sunny:

[Grahameeboy]

He is :yes: :blip:



Thanks for sharing a confidence sweetie :Pokey: I thought we were just having a little conversation, not a full blown confession :sunny:



Yeah, his legs are :drool:

Stop perving bitch! :Pokey:




Imagine this, a lovely tawny, uncorked and breathing....:love:

tipped into a plastic beaker! :puke:

God we camp with peasants :sunny:

So you are not biased in any way....you see this is why I cover my legs up...I could not handle the pressure that Mark has...

[Mom]

So you are not biased in any way....you see this is why I cover my legs up...I could not handle the pressure that Mark has...


Bet your legs are :drool: too GB! :sunny:

Hope you can get up this way over the next week or 2. Be good to see you, you can show your legs off too, shorts do fit under leathers :Punk:

[Grahameeboy]

Bet your legs are :drool: too GB! :sunny:

Hope you can get up this way over the next week or 2. Be good to see you, you can show your legs off too, shorts do fit under leathers :Punk:

I just wear wonderwear underneath

I have Nats Christmas Eve to Christmas Day and then back on Boxing Day at 6pm and then for the whole week so will do my very best to pop up to see my very good friends...now what were their names again...:eek5:

[Mom]

I just wear wonderwear underneath

I have Nats Christmas Eve to Christmas Day and then back on Boxing Day at 6pm and then for the whole week so will do my very best to pop up to see my very good friends...now what were their names again...:eek5:

Bill and Ben?

Wayne and Ted?

Me and him?

We are home till Jan 10th :yes: Be good to see you.

[Mom]

did they have pink bows on the handle bars:msn-wink:
No, but these little plants have tinsel on them, a little pressy for Gabby, hope you guys can get up to collect them soon :yes:

[gijoe1313]

Normally most of us KBers end up saying "This thread is useless without pics" ... in this case I thank the Biker Gods that there are no pics! :sick: :pinch:

[Maha]

Normally most of us KBers end up saying "This thread is useless without pics" ... in this case I thank the Biker Gods that there are no pics! :sick: :pinch:

Eye candy for everyone....